Lane Ave. Fellas. Listen Up!
Normally I just limit my reports to strip clubs, but I just need to give a heads up. That's what we're all here for, right?
Okay seriously. I know this "game" is risky, and can be dangerous for all of us. I've had my own episodes in other cities. But from what I've been seeing on Lane Ave (by this Speedway you all talk about) is a huge red flag.
For starters, I've been doing surveillance and seeing chicks constantly roaming the area. Each and every one of those girls have dudes literally clinging to them the entire time they're out there. Most of them have up to 4 guys all up under them, following them everywhere they go. And these dudes look more drugged out than the girls do. No matter where these girls go (the Speedway spot, behind the sandwich shop, along the street in the area) these guys are all over them. That "Jax Inn" hotel is infested with these guys. They're freaking all over the place. A lot of times, the girls are going in and out of the rooms and these guys are lined up all over the steps, in the front area, and on the walkways with their doors open that these chicks go in and out of constantly. Everywhere I've been, everybody agrees that these dudes hovering like that is a recipe for disaster. I don't know about other areas in Jacksonville, but it's ridiculous on Lane by that Speedway. I see everything from drunk to drugged up dudes, to dudes on bikes hovering around.
Keep your heads on a swivel, fellas. I don't know if it's dangerous or not, this is just what I see a LOT in that area.
E. X.
Ooooh that smell. The smell of death surrounds you
[QUOTE=WalnutDoor84;5934965]Did a loop through Main and found a slim, brunette, WSW named Christie. There were only a couple options out so I scooped her up. She was in her 40's but I can't remember the exact age. We found a quiet spot for some throat action. She took out her teeth which is always a great surprise for me because gumjobs always feel amazing. Anyway, she does a great job and chugs down the kids. She asked if I could drop her off at her crib a few blocks away, and I didn't see any harm in that.
A few seconds later she starts saying "no no, oh my God. " She then crouches between the glove compartment and the front seat and starts crying and apologizing. She starts begging me to roll the windows down. As I let them down, the undeniable smell of sh*t permeates my truck. I look over and there is a 4 inch wet streak of poop on the seat. Luckily, I keep those heavy duty hand wipes in my truck and she is able to clean up her filth without leaving a stain. She continues to apologize profusely, but at this point, I'm just ready to get home. The next day, I gave my seats a good scrub and extraction. I've seen alot in my time as a monger, but a chick has never sh*t herself in my presence. I guess I'll charge it to the game. Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]This one of the best posts I've seen on here in a while. Thanks for your honesty. This is obviously one of the hazards when dabbling in the hobby. Stay safe, bro.
Big D.
Your story has encouraged me to buy rubber seat covers
[QUOTE=WalnutDoor84;5934965]Did a loop through Main and found a slim, brunette, WSW named Christie. There were only a couple options out so I scooped her up. She was in her 40's but I can't remember the exact age. We found a quiet spot for some throat action. She took out her teeth which is always a great surprise for me because gumjobs always feel amazing. Anyway, she does a great job and chugs down the kids. She asked if I could drop her off at her crib a few blocks away, and I didn't see any harm in that.
A few seconds later she starts saying "no no, oh my God. " She then crouches between the glove compartment and the front seat and starts crying and apologizing. She starts begging me to roll the windows down. As I let them down, the undeniable smell of sh*t permeates my truck. I look over and there is a 4 inch wet streak of poop on the seat. Luckily, I keep those heavy duty hand wipes in my truck and she is able to clean up her filth without leaving a stain. She continues to apologize profusely, but at this point, I'm just ready to get home. The next day, I gave my seats a good scrub and extraction. I've seen alot in my time as a monger, but a chick has never sh*t herself in my presence. I guess I'll charge it to the game. Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]Now where did you say this wonderful gumjob hoe was to be found?
