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[QUOTE=Cocaine;3043743]Dang.

What is OOF? What excuse did you use to bail? KFC run? Aha.[/QUOTE]That was the sound running through my mind. As if I was suckered punched in the gut!

[QUOTE=Spudster;3043697]Based on the 2 previous reviews I set something up w / her when I was headed to the Lions preseason game last week. Unlike the Lions, SHE did not disappoint. Probably about the best appt I've had with a provider since my previous ATF. She used to be a diamond girl. Given her looks and performance it was a good rate as well.

She was Ava-ing!![/QUOTE]What was the rate? I thought I remember seeing $250 posted before. Is that what you paid? I would like to see her, but not at that rate.

[QUOTE=Jackknoff;3043991]What was the rate? I thought I remember seeing $250 posted before. Is that what you paid? I would like to see her, but not at that rate.[/QUOTE]She quoted 250/150/100 and I negotiated from there. Keep in mind, what has been said, that she's not a clock watcher. I don't post what I pay on here anymore because every Joe out there then blows up her phone saying Hey you gave this guy that rate so why not me. I'll just say she worked with me and was really cool about it and I was there longer than I paid for anyway.

No no no no no. TOFTT on this one. Easy text set up and she was ready when I arrived. However, she is not even close to the girl in the pics.

Just no.

I walked away as soon as she opened the door. Nope.

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Has anyone seen this massage person. It doesn't list a company name, but it does list an address and the address has stayed consistent for the past few months. Any intel.

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I posted this in the Ripoff board, but wanted to make sure everyone saw this:

I had a dream about Victoria this weekend, a $. 5 outcall for half hour. She is very paranoid, gets agitated very easily, and a scammer. I grabbed a magnum and she was getting all hysterical that she only uses her condoms. Ok, chill the fuck out, that's fine, but she acts like a toddler. I wanted her to ride on top, but said my dick was too big, and the only position was K9. Ok that's fine, just quit whining. After 3-5 minutes of taking it from behind, she stops and says she is going to jack me off, and that my dick is too big and that she can't fukc any more. I give her some lube, and she proceeds to give a handy, all the while, wiping her lubed up hand on my comforter which I now have to get laundered. WTF? I explain to her that I'm not going to cum like this, and lets go at it again, and she said no. I said I didn't call you over for a HJ, I called you over to take my dick, and your not taking it, so I need my money back. She said no, and that she's been doing this for 3 years, and that my dick was too big. I was trying to tell her this is a good problem to have and to take advantage of this situation, and I couldn't possibly be the biggest she's seen in 3 years right (some reverse psychology)? After some back and fourth, she said she had to wash her hands. After washing her hands (and I knew it was coming), she said that she was leaving and I told her I need my money back. I didn't put up a fight, although I probably should have taken what was rightfully mine back, and started calling her a complete waste of time. I told her she needed to quit her job because she sucks at it, and that I would be posting online about her terrible service and her business was going to suffer. I then pushed her out, told her to get the fuck out, and called her a fucking * A complete waste of time and money. She broke every perceived expectation I had, didn't stay the full time, did have sex long enough, and I didn't cum. Not to mention I have to get my comforter laundered. Stay away from this one, she is worse looking in person and obviously on some drugs.

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Had a dream about Mandie the other day. Definitely the lady in the pictures. Had a nice tight sexy body with some large natural "d's" nice phat ass as well. Saw her at her incall for $. 2 for the hour. Didn't last an hour, and the date was over once I was. She is a sweet girl, but the house is a bit of a dump. Wouldn't see her for an hour again, but would certainly consider her for a 1/2 hour. Especially at those prices.

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So I passed the older gal in clarkston for the one down by the airport who is as good as aged wine! Great hoover and the bust was howi like it. Was offered a bottle of water as well! Thanks for the info guys. I've seen raven in M. H a few times and she's cool but I liked my new trip much more, just far for me. Have fun, stay safe!

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Took a chance the other day and worked out nicely.

I like small, skinny and no candy marks or pick marks.

Pictures very accurate, donation is in ad. Difficult to find but safe hotel in Southfield.

Everything covered, not GFE. In fact I do not think she said more than three sentences, got the job done.

Be safe out there.

I have not been on this site in some time and had a question about another escort. Before my question I figured I'd write a long over due report on Allie from Plymouth. I saw her over a year ago (three times total) and if I had any sense I would only see her. First off a clean Condo in an upper middle class suburban area. By far the safest feeling outcall I have experienced. Personality wise she is very nice, not a clock watcher and acts very like the "student" she portrays in her ads.

[QUOTE=ABigDog;3045464]Has anyone seen this massage person. It doesn't list a company name, but it does list an address and the address has stayed consistent for the past few months. Any intel.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/enjoy-a-massage-with-maria-today/19289617[/URL][/QUOTE]She works at pressure point massage. I have personally never seen her before but probably won't get anything extra. YMMV.

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[QUOTE=Tdisregard;3045280]No no no no no. TOFTT on this one. Easy text set up and she was ready when I arrived. However, she is not even close to the girl in the pics.

Just no.

I walked away as soon as she opened the door. Nope.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sq%CE%BC-ting-milf-94and-telegraph-true-g-f-unwrapped-w-t-h-book-now/19720854[/URL][/QUOTE]She wasn't the girl in the pics? AMAZING.

I saw Paris again last week in Southfield. It was the best she's ever looked. She was in full makeup and was staying at a much nicer hotel than I'd grown accustomed to. I asked her if het rates had gone up given the better hotels and her far better appearance. She said they had, followed by "Look at me," which wasn't spoken arrogantly, but only bluntly. In full makeup she looked pornstar hot and smelled better than ever too. Ben Franklin for half. Awesome Russian with awesome cof ending, and she supplies dirty talk and is top three when it comes to taking cof (no dodging, blocking, or acting like it's poison. I asked about Greek, which she allows. She charges an extra Ben for it, and told me she asks for s bit of additional time to prepare so she's clean (her words), which I doubt if other girls do. Given het vastly improved appearance I am strongly considering it. It's like she's really trying now. Easily worth Ben for half. She told me thay several people she knew had died this year. She is still hurting over the untimely death of her mom. She knew Jessica (aka miss thickness), who was discussed earlier in thr month. According to Paris, she wad down south in Georgia getting clean and hadn't been back for a week when she was found dead. She'd been addicted to heroin (injectable). BTW, Kitra from Lansing supposedly went to rehab for heroin which is snorted (I never knew there was such a kind, but apparently there is). Anyways, I was told Jessica's death was ruled an overdose but her friends remain skeptical. And finally, as for Angel (skinny blonde from aNotheR site), I finally reached her via text after also sending her an email. Despite the fact that I saw her before and gave several memory joggers, she wanted me to send her a picture of my driver's license as a reference check. She wouldn't budge on it. I asked via text if I could call but no luck. This was all conducted via text. Anyways, strange. Either she had a LEO moment or it wasn't her, I assumed, and left well enough alone.

For Greek fans, I am not sure how experienced she is with it, but she's willing to try. My only problem with my only visit with het was that it was a hot day and she hadn't showered recently. May have been an anomaly due to rushing, but that memory doesn't leave one's mind quickly. Just another possible option, anyways. Posts in body rubs, and wad also on aNotheR site which now is horrible and has a new name, which anyone who atTEMPTED to find could find if you're into wasting money and being disappointed. She goes by Audrey Hepburn there, and charges more depending on where you saw her (say BP). I think I may have mentioned most of this earlier, but why not again. She's really nice, if a bit high strung.

I saw Lacy at her apt recently for 1/2 hr. Safe neighborhood, clean apt, no sign of drug use. She's exactly as her pictures, a bigger woman, not fat, D's ,40 ish, pleasant to talk to. Received massage from a non certified person, oh well I'm not here for a massage anyways. Nice tease of boys when on my stomach, on flip Fiv allowed during ending. She seems to be new to the game, I haven't seen ads by her anywhere else. I will repeat to see if more is available. Paid. 8 including the tip. As always YMMV. Be safe boys.

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