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[QUOTE=NirvanaFan;4993978]Thanks! Though I'm no rookie to this hobby, I understand the formality. I've been a lurker on this board for years. I've been to many AMPs in the city and other locations around the country. The reason I ask for a trade is because, well, I like variety. I can give you the places off the bat where one can leave happy in this city (not the disgusting location in centerpoint). However, I grow tired of ditching a sure thing (s) to try something new, because of my desire for variety. Only to be let down by DIY / tease joints. So, what I meant by my proposal and the reason I came out of the shadows (LOL) is to offer up some of my guaranteed HE spots (with names) for exchange for someone else's. But, I get the rules. You don't know me, and based on my posts (or lack there of), I'm a newbie in your eyes. So, I'll do my due diligence. I'll get my weight up LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL I understand. I did the same thing. Lurked for over a year myself. Just stay too busy to stop and write most of places I've found I don't have a huge amount of reviews like some guys myself. I've traveled all over the world, and enjoyed this hobby in Thailand, Singapore, Indonesia and other country's. Too bad can't find place like that around here LOL.

Hi guys. I'ce been lurking for quite a while now and finally decided to go ahead and join. IrishDannyBoy I appreciate the way you welcomed Nirvana. That's what made me go ahead and officially join the group. I've had quite a few experiences and I hope what I share can be as helpful to others as you guys have been to me thus far.

Stay safe out there.

RJ.

Vestavia to Hoover diy joints, pour lotion in your hand, want big tips before you leave, not for me.

[QUOTE=IrishDannyBoy;4980454]Has anyone spent time with this provider? Especially interested in the three hours time!

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/132884[/URL][/QUOTE]She's been advertising for years. Last time I've tried setting an appointment, she never responded to my calls or rext.

[QUOTE=Rodj88;4994930]Hi guys. I'ce been lurking for quite a while now and finally decided to go ahead and join. IrishDannyBoy I appreciate the way you welcomed Nirvana. That's what made me go ahead and officially join the group. I've had quite a few experiences and I hope what I share can be as helpful to others as you guys have been to me thus far.

Stay safe out there.

RJ.[/QUOTE]Welcome man. Yes I might not have as many post as others, but I've been all over the world. LOL literally! There's a lot we can all learn from each other. The important thing is always being safe. You have people out there that have seen a lot around here. Sometimes it can be hard to get info. But just stay consistent and chime in when you have an experience. We all know, that in the industry you have to give for a little while before you can get. Even if you get a bad experience. Let us know. LOL, maybe especially if you get a bad experience. You may save someone time and money. But later someone will save you time and money on the flip as well.

I've been on the road a lot mainly playing the Memphis scene over the past year. Anyhow lost touch with Bham scene. Are there any decent ones UTR left?

These two both wanted deposits. One of them even tried to "gift card" thing. Nothing you guys wouldn't have figured out easily, but just a heads up so you don't waste your time. Shouldn't known better.

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/195073[/URL]

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/194837[/URL]

[QUOTE=Rodj88;5002995]These two both wanted deposits. One of them even tried to "gift card" thing. Nothing you guys wouldn't have figured out easily, but just a heads up so you don't waste your time. Shouldn't known better.

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/195073[/URL]

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/194837[/URL][/QUOTE]And super take your money and run.

[QUOTE=WhickPoss;4995614]Vestavia to Hoover diy joints, pour lotion in your hand, want big tips before you leave, not for me.[/QUOTE]It's like that through out the sate. The only places that offer more are the Korean FS places. If you want more go to ATL.

[QUOTE=IrishDannyBoy;4993915]Not really any different than lotus. I wasn't really impressed. I don't plan on going back myself.[/QUOTE]Does it still smell like sewage there? Is the same chubby lady that used to work there still there?

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;5003595]Does it still smell like sewage there? Is the same chubby lady that used to work there still there?[/QUOTE]The smell is better I guess. I didn't really smell anything. And I didn't see a chubby girl. But probably. LOL they stay till they die I think!

I can't reach her and wondering if anyone has any updated information?

Apparently Pam is out of town, and she's the only person I actually know I'll always leave without regret. Every other place is always like rolling the dice. Weighted dice. If anyone has any suggestions they'd be truly appreciated. I know I'm new so I'm not looking for any secrets, but any advice would be great right about now.

Thanks.

RodJ.

[QUOTE=Rodj88;5004992]Apparently Pam is out of town, and she's the only person I actually know I'll always leave without regret. Every other place is always like rolling the dice. Weighted dice. If anyone has any suggestions they'd be truly appreciated. I know I'm new so I'm not looking for any secrets, but any advice would be great right about now.

Thanks.

RodJ.[/QUOTE]Hey RodJ,

I have had good success at Lilly Massage in Brook Highland and Deep Roots Massage near Lee Branch (280 Area). Both ladies at Deep Roots offer excellent massages and both have left me completely happy on several occasions! The one visit to Lilly (Brook Highland) was a poor massage with a quick switch ending.

Best of luck!

RTN.

[QUOTE=RubeTheNube;5005635]Hey RodJ,

I have had good success at Lilly Massage in Brook Highland and Deep Roots Massage near Lee Branch (280 Area). Both ladies at Deep Roots offer excellent massages and both have left me completely happy on several occasions! The one visit to Lilly (Brook Highland) was a poor massage with a quick switch ending.

Best of luck!

RTN.[/QUOTE]Thanks man! I'm about to go crazy out here I'll definitely check it out. In the end though, it looks like going to ATL is the only real solution these days, unfortunately.

Thanks again RubeTheNube!

RJ.

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[QUOTE=Alamassage1;5004512]I can't reach her and wondering if anyone has any updated information[/QUOTE]I have tried multiple times as well to contact her and no response. The last time I saw her was in March.

Anyone have any experience with this busty lady?

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/150417[/URL]

Been seeing her post on and off for years now, but I've never seen a review anywhere.

[QUOTE=FMC777;5006060]I have tried multiple times as well to contact her and no response. The last time I saw her was in March.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen her in years. Gosh I remember the good old days with her.

Is One T still open?

[QUOTE=FMC777;5006060]I have tried multiple times as well to contact her and no response. The last time I saw her was in March.[/QUOTE]So many escorts and massage girls with the name Carmen or Karmen or Carmin. About eight or nine pages back Manjushri made a post that Carmen's best friend had informed him that she had passed away. It's my understanding that this was the same Carmen (or Carmin) that used to do car dates around Birmingham when she didn't have an in-call location. Sometimes the spelling of these girls names gets all mixed up and one gets confused with the other one but if you're looking for the girl that used to do car dates in Birmingham sometimes then I believe she has passed away you might want to look back eight or nine pages and find his post or perhaps pm Him and get the straight skinny hope this helps a little bit. MJ.

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;5004512]I can't reach her and wondering if anyone has any updated information?[/QUOTE]I tried a few weeks ago and no response as well. She has been my ATF for years. Always on time and always great service but the last couple of times I saw her she was losing a lot of weight. Never seemed to be on anything during our visits but makes you wonder.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;5009943]So many escorts and massage girls with the name Carmen or Karmen or Carmin. About eight or nine pages back Manjushri made a post that Carmen's best friend had informed him that she had passed away. It's my understanding that this was the same Carmen (or Carmin) that used to do car dates around Birmingham when she didn't have an in-call location. Sometimes the spelling of these girls names gets all mixed up and one gets confused with the other one but if you're looking for the girl that used to do car dates in Birmingham sometimes then I believe she has passed away you might want to look back eight or nine pages and find his post or perhaps pm Him and get the straight skinny hope this helps a little bit. MJ[/QUOTE]Ty, this one is alive and active on Facebook. It says she is in a relationship so that might be the story. Also, she is now a grandmother and that could have changed her. Just wish there was confirmation either way as she was the best value ever.

[QUOTE=Skooch;5010122]I tried a few weeks ago and no response as well. She has been my ATF for years. Always on time and always great service but the last couple of times I saw her she was losing a lot of weight. Never seemed to be on anything during our visits but makes you wonder.[/QUOTE]Saw her a year or two ago but have heard nothing from her lately. She was a super GFE date.

I know this may not be for everyone, but here are a few things I've had to accept.

1. Most places will not take care of you the way you want.

2. The places and people that will are at times very risky, not so clean, and most timed terrible attitudes.

3. A good massage is hard to find especially with an HE. (I only know of 1 sure place).

With those things in mind here's the conclusion I've come to:

The places that give a really good message and take me 75% there are a decent compromise. Yes, it shouldn't have to be one at all, but for a good massage and enough attention to help me mostly across the finish line for $60 I consider a decent deal. Again, this is not my preferred experience, and from what I've learned from those who've been doing this longer than me things used to be a lot better, but it's still the best thing I know to do short of going out of town.

I've had pretty great 75% experiences at Kung Fu massage, and the only sure place I know I won't be disappointed is Pam. Other than that it's I-20 over to ATL.

Just my thoughts.

If anyone knows more please feel free to DM me.

Rob.

[QUOTE=Rodj88;5015210]I know this may not be for everyone, but here are a few things I've had to accept.

1. Most places will not take care of you the way you want.

2. The places and people that will are at times very risky, not so clean, and most timed terrible attitudes.

3. A good massage is hard to find especially with an HE. (I only know of 1 sure place).

With those things in mind here's the conclusion I've come to:

The places that give a really good message and take me 75% there are a decent compromise. Yes, it shouldn't have to be one at all, but for a good massage and enough attention to help me mostly across the finish line for $60 I consider a decent deal. Again, this is not my preferred experience, and from what I've learned from those who've been doing this longer than me things used to be a lot better, but it's still the best thing I know to do short of going out of town.

I've had pretty great 75% experiences at Kung Fu massage, and the only sure place I know I won't be disappointed is Pam. Other than that it's I-20 over to ATL.

Just my thoughts.

If anyone knows more please feel free to DM me.

Rob.[/QUOTE]Kung Fu was my go to for legit massage plus DIY. The ladies there were always good at both locations. Lotus / Lilly and Discover in Trussville was / is the same way. Some of the other places are hit and miss though.

Any massage places open in Alabaster and Hoover if so I guess they like Ku Fungi DIY.

Hey guys what best place to try in Atlanta for girls in there 20's.

[QUOTE=Wr400;5021228]Hey guys what best place to try in Atlanta for girls in there 20's.[/QUOTE]I belive you are looking for gold massage.

[QUOTE=WhickPoss;5019155]Any massage places open in Alabaster and Hoover if so I guess they like Ku Fungi DIY.[/QUOTE]Yep, sadly the ones that are left (and there ain't many) are ALL the same. Save your money for a day trip to Atlanta. You'll be glad you did. .

Has anyone tried her before?

[URL]https://bham.craigslist.org/rnr/d/ladies-and-gentlemen-im-lana-this-is/7206138146.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Wr400;5021228]Hey guys what best place to try in Atlanta for girls in there 20's.[/QUOTE]I went to Tiger Spa once and got a 20 something year old Latina. She was easily an 8/10. She wasn't down for any freakiness but good none the less.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;5018621]Kung Fu was my go to for legit massage plus DIY. The ladies there were always good at both locations. Lotus / Lilly and Discover in Trussville was / is the same way. Some of the other places are hit and miss though.[/QUOTE]Learned this weekend both Kung Fu locations (Laurel Road and Old Town Road) are now closed. Reason unknown.

Went to Houliang yesterday since Kung Fu was closed. My girl wore black jeans and a black polo shirt. Short black hair. Had a mask. Pretty eyes. Massage was very good, but was covered throughout with no hint of anything extra. The most remarkable thing was the lady up front indicated Houliang does outcall as far north as Cullman, for an appropriate mileage fee of course.

[QUOTE=KudzuKid;5052956]Went to Houliang yesterday since Kung Fu was closed. My girl wore black jeans and a black polo shirt. Short black hair. Had a mask. Pretty eyes. Massage was very good, but was covered throughout with no hint of anything extra. The most remarkable thing was the lady up front indicated Houliang does outcall as far north as Cullman, for an appropriate mileage fee of course.[/QUOTE]With everything else being shutdown in Vestavia the one left isn't going to take any chances.

With Kung Fu closing, I feel that there might be a targeting of the known DiY establishments. I also went down to Mobile recently and had a very conservative experience. No teasing, and I was covered the whole time. Could there be a state wide crackdown or something?

I l haven't been on here in over a month but I see you all were talking about Carmen Lee. She is by far in a league of her own, even back when you had places in Bham offering extras she was still the Ultimate GFE with an amazing massage. I've been a regular for years and she only sees regulars or if you are vouched for by a regular. She works part time as a nurse and she doesn't have the old house in Hueytown anymore. She is a jewel. I don't just give her info out anymore because she really doesn't do new client's but if you have an UTR and I mean really UTR pm me and we can trade. SR members.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;5064633]With Kung Fu closing, I feel that there might be a targeting of the known DiY establishments. I also went down to Mobile recently and had a very conservative experience. No teasing, and I was covered the whole time. Could there be a state wide crackdown or something?[/QUOTE]I think you are seeing an increase in regulation at the municipal level. From what I have heard most of the trouble that places are running into is coming from cities changing their codes and stepping up local enforcement of them.

Been in Houliang a couple times and thought I was going to have some extra attention once as the woman sat on my head for a minute. Before I could do anything some dude working there stuck his head in the door and she stopped. Not saying they had cameras as I didn't see any but who knows? Decent massage though.

[QUOTE=KudzuKid;5052956]Went to Houliang yesterday since Kung Fu was closed. My girl wore black jeans and a black polo shirt. Short black hair. Had a mask. Pretty eyes. Massage was very good, but was covered throughout with no hint of anything extra. The most remarkable thing was the lady up front indicated Houliang does outcall as far north as Cullman, for an appropriate mileage fee of course.[/QUOTE]

Had any experience with this one?

[URL]https://birmingham.rubratings.com/202788[/URL]