Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Confucius;3215444]I will say tho that I have never once walked out and it has paid tremendous endings for me of all kinds.

Sure I'm not happy sometimes, but WTF, homely girls are like heavy girls. They don't get much love or pleasure and I feel it is in a woman's DNA to please so If I treat her well and if I get the ultimate service with an ugly provider, doggy style does woders and pussy has no face.

Sorry felllow Mongers, I just can't be mean to a woman who wants to try.[/QUOTE]I see what you are saying. And I am never rude about leaving. I'm cordial, I always smile and say "I was just stopping to check prices".

And yes, in my earlier mongering years I was convinced to stay. Some worked out. Others, not so much. But nowadays I have been using the "prices" and / or "business card" excuse more often than not.

Getting an HJ from grandma doesn't do it for me these days.

Its a business decision, your money and you are the customer. Good way to handle it without being rude.

[QUOTE=Jadedone;3217721]I see what you are saying. And I am never rude about leaving. I'm cordial, I always smile and say "I was just stopping to check prices".

And yes, in my earlier mongering years I was convinced to stay. Some worked out. Others, not so much. But nowadays I have been using the "prices" and / or "business card" excuse more often than not.

Getting an HJ from grandma doesn't do it for me these days.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Walker333;3216291]The rumors that she is connected (or even is) a LEO, but just a rumor.[/QUOTE]Damn! Thanks a lot Walker, glad I didn't TOFTT. Appreciate the tip!

[QUOTE=Duffie;3214298]Did you google the phone number? I got some interesting results.[/QUOTE]I did google it and they are all the BS sites that copy escort ads from legit sites like BP and use them to populate their site to drive ad revenue. Also, there are sites that claim "she's working with the cops" and those are also complete BS and do it simple for ad revenue as well. Walker333 said she's rumored to be working with the cops but maybe that's from the same bogus sites. Being that it's Elmhurst, where I recently lived for a few years, I assume the cops are looking for people to bust as it's a fairly low crime city with lot's of money and tax revenue.

So I guess we still don't know. If it were a lower end burb I might be willing to take one for the team.

[QUOTE=Bob521;3215879]I would say its all about mindset. When you go to a new spa, go with the idea you are going for a legit massage. Relax and enjoy. If something is meant to happen, the therapist will give you signals. And by the same token, if it is not meant to happen it will be fairly clear right away. Be friendly. Don't be rude. And for Godsake don't ask for anything and don't start grabbing her. Be a gentleman. Even if nothing extra happens, if she makes an effort to give you a good massage, make sure you tip her (about $20).[/QUOTE]That's exactly how I approached going to a new place that's within walking distance from where I live (my latest report's on the Cicero forum). I was in need of a deep tissue massage last weekend, and I thought about PMing you cause I remembered reading about you starting up a legit place in BG, but I remembered it too late last Sunday night, and wanted to get the massage on Monday, especially since I don't get many 3 day weekends in my line of work if a holiday happens to fall on a weekend.

It's been awhile since we heard anything about pine since the bust. Anyone been there lately? I switched over to ivy since which has been mediocre at best. I haven't received full service from then yet.

I was at pine a while back. Got a massage from a lady with a bad attitude.

[QUOTE=AlTango21;3220615]It's been awhile since we heard anything about pine since the bust. Anyone been there lately? I switched over to ivy since which has been mediocre at best. I haven't received full service from then yet.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AlTango21;3220615]It's been awhile since we heard anything about pine since the bust. Anyone been there lately? I switched over to ivy since which has been mediocre at best. I haven't received full service from then yet.[/QUOTE]It's same as before bust, but only one or 2 not-so-old girls and the rest are meh.

In Oakbrook Terrace.

New to this web site, but I really like it. It's a little inconsistent with postings and geographical areas, though. I'm posting here since Lombard is the closest town, even though there is an "IL-Other Areas" section.

Was there around the same time as the previous poster on "another site"; had a significantly different experience. I'll return sometime, but won't request Ana! Good to very good, overall.

Saw Linda, 40 ish, slender, neither cute nor ugly.

The TS was good enough that I didn't mind too much the hard, shallow bathtub-type of table; very thorough cleaning front and especially, back side. She was fairly talkative, but not overly inquisitive; good sense of humor and pretty good English, for only learning here with three years in-country.

OK massage with increasingly more brushing of sensitive parts. After flip lost very little time getting to the main event. I'm pretty old, but she figured out that backside stimulation and hard-and-fast was required to achieve liftoff. While her two hands were busy with me, mine were busy under her bra and OTC rubbing the pussy; at some point in time, she began squirming and humping as if having the "O". Was probably fake, since she was also kind of laughing, but seemed to actually enjoy it. Even with that, it still took a long time, but she didn't quit on me. Good technique!

Never asked or even hinted about tips, which I appreciated. Paid. 7 + . 4.

I stopped in yesterday too but just to check the place out & ask about pricing. Figured I'd go back to try it out once I had more time. Thanks for the report.

[QUOTE=NotDeadYet;3222786]In Oakbrook Terrace.

I'll return sometime, but won't request Ana! Good to very good, overall.

Saw Linda, 40 ish, slender, neither cute nor ugly.

The TS was good enough that I didn't mind too much the hard, shallow bathtub-type of table; very thorough cleaning front and especially, back side. She was fairly talkative, but not overly inquisitive; good sense of humor and pretty good English, for only learning here with three years in-country.

OK massage with increasingly more brushing of sensitive parts. After flip lost very little time getting to the main event. I'm pretty old, but she figured out that backside stimulation and hard-and-fast was required to achieve liftoff. While her two hands were busy with me, mine were busy under her bra and OTC rubbing the pussy; at some point in time, she began squirming and humping as if having the "O". Was probably fake, since she was also kind of laughing, but seemed to actually enjoy it. Even with that, it still took a long time, but she didn't quit on me. Good technique!

Never asked or even hinted about tips, which I appreciated. Paid. 7 + . 4.[/QUOTE]

I went there Sunday morning on a rare weekend spa visit. I drew a girl I would guesstimate mid-30's, chunky, a good set of what appeared to be big Cs or smaller Ds, and I apologize I did not get her name. But, there is a reason I didn't bother. It was my first visit to this place so I didn't know what to expect. I was not offered a TS, which I see from some other reports may be available. I try to be very upfront in my expectations when getting service, so I was sitting on the table ready for action when she came in. Usually, when I do that, the therapist will approach me and we will hug and I will let my hands roam a bit to set he mood. In this case, she just walked around the other side of the table and told me to lay down. I complied and the massage began. She was wearing a short red dress, so, when the opportunity presented itself I let my fingers run up her leg and feel her gashy parts OTC. She did not object or move away so I was thinking all was good. The massage was average, but, yeah, so what. There was some light teasing and brushing going on, but not a lot.

On the flip, she covered me up and I moved the towel. It remained moved for a while until she moved it back after a few minutes only to be moved away by me again. As I also normally do on the flip, I did let my hands roam. The padded bra definitely exaggerated the size of her goodies, but she did not object when I got underneath it. So, still, I am thinking things will get straightened out. She then did begin to rub the boys and push the meat around, but, then, all things went bad. She grabs my hand and places it on my junk. I did a reverse and placed her hand in its proper position. This continued for a few minutes. A hand wrestling exhibition ensued, with her saying "Noooo" the whole time and me stating "yes. " Finally, I pinned her hand in place and held it there, having to rub myself using her hand as an intermediary. Needless to say, while it accomplished its intended result, it was not at all satisfying. She then finished up the hour.

I had paid a house fee of $70 and tipped her $10. She was quite disappointed. When she made the "me so sad face," I told her, though I don't know if she understood, that I wasn't going to tip for what I can do myself for free.

Anyway, based upon some other reports on here, I may have just gotten a bad draw. And the way she was not objecting to my advances made me think it was going to be alright. But, in the end, it was pretty disappointing. I don't think I will be returning as there are better, more certain, options in the area. I had gone to the place on Midwest just south of 22nd first, but they were filled up and sent me away.

I do apologize, again, for not getting her name, but I wasn't interested in it.

I went once. Sounds like the same sub par experience. One and done for me. Better places out there.

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;3228505]I went there Sunday morning on a rare weekend spa visit. I drew a girl I would guesstimate mid-30's, chunky, a good set of what appeared to be big Cs or smaller Ds, and I apologize I did not get her name. But, there is a reason I didn't bother. It was my first visit to this place so I didn't know what to expect. I was not offered a TS, which I see from some other reports may be available. I try to be very upfront in my expectations when getting service, so I was sitting on the table ready for action when she came in. Usually, when I do that, the therapist will approach me and we will hug and I will let my hands roam a bit to set he mood. In this case, she just walked around the other side of the table and told me to lay down. I complied and the massage began. She was wearing a short red dress, so, when the opportunity presented itself I let my fingers run up her leg and feel her gashy parts OTC. She did not object or move away so I was thinking all was good. The massage was average, but, yeah, so what. There was some light teasing and brushing going on, but not a lot.

On the flip, she covered me up and I moved the towel. It remained moved for a while until she moved it back after a few minutes only to be moved away by me again. As I also normally do on the flip, I did let my hands roam. The padded bra definitely exaggerated the size of her goodies, but she did not object when I got underneath it. So, still, I am thinking things will get straightened out. She then did begin to rub the boys and push the meat around, but, then, all things went bad. She grabs my hand and places it on my junk. I did a reverse and placed her hand in its proper position. This continued for a few minutes. A hand wrestling exhibition ensued, with her saying "Noooo" the whole time and me stating "yes. " Finally, I pinned her hand in place and held it there, having to rub myself using her hand as an intermediary. Needless to say, while it accomplished its intended result, it was not at all satisfying. She then finished up the hour.

I had paid a house fee of $70 and tipped her $10. She was quite disappointed. When she made the "me so sad face," I told her, though I don't know if she understood, that I wasn't going to tip for what I can do myself for free.

Anyway, based upon some other reports on here, I may have just gotten a bad draw. And the way she was not objecting to my advances made me think it was going to be alright. But, in the end, it was pretty disappointing. I don't think I will be returning as there are better, more certain, options in the area. I had gone to the place on Midwest just south of 22nd first, but they were filled up and sent me away.

I do apologize, again, for not getting her name, but I wasn't interested in it.[/QUOTE]

I was not overly impressed with my experience either (see review). Thought my expectations were a bit high, but after reading more reviews on this place I know I will not be returning. Oh well.

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;3228505]I went there Sunday morning on a rare weekend spa visit. I drew a girl I would guesstimate mid-30's, chunky, a good set of what appeared to be big Cs or smaller Ds, and I apologize I did not get her name. But, there is a reason I didn't bother. It was my first visit to this place so I didn't know what to expect. I was not offered a TS, which I see from some other reports may be available. I try to be very upfront in my expectations when getting service, so I was sitting on the table ready for action when she came in. Usually, when I do that, the therapist will approach me and we will hug and I will let my hands roam a bit to set he mood. In this case, she just walked around the other side of the table and told me to lay down. I complied and the massage began. She was wearing a short red dress, so, when the opportunity presented itself I let my fingers run up her leg and feel her gashy parts OTC. She did not object or move away so I was thinking all was good. The massage was average, but, yeah, so what. There was some light teasing and brushing going on, but not a lot.

On the flip, she covered me up and I moved the towel. It remained moved for a while until she moved it back after a few minutes only to be moved away by me again. As I also normally do on the flip, I did let my hands roam. The padded bra definitely exaggerated the size of her goodies, but she did not object when I got underneath it. So, still, I am thinking things will get straightened out. She then did begin to rub the boys and push the meat around, but, then, all things went bad. She grabs my hand and places it on my junk. I did a reverse and placed her hand in its proper position. This continued for a few minutes. A hand wrestling exhibition ensued, with her saying "Noooo" the whole time and me stating "yes. " Finally, I pinned her hand in place and held it there, having to rub myself using her hand as an intermediary. Needless to say, while it accomplished its intended result, it was not at all satisfying. She then finished up the hour.

I had paid a house fee of $70 and tipped her $10. She was quite disappointed. When she made the "me so sad face," I told her, though I don't know if she understood, that I wasn't going to tip for what I can do myself for free.

Anyway, based upon some other reports on here, I may have just gotten a bad draw. And the way she was not objecting to my advances made me think it was going to be alright. But, in the end, it was pretty disappointing. I don't think I will be returning as there are better, more certain, options in the area. I had gone to the place on Midwest just south of 22nd first, but they were filled up and sent me away.

I do apologize, again, for not getting her name, but I wasn't interested in it.[/QUOTE]

This is how we find out if we like a place. We go and try it rather than ask a million questions on here. I don't think the place will last unless the talent and massages improve. Thanks for your contributions.

[QUOTE=MrLunta;3234508]I was not overly impressed with my experience either (see review). Thought my expectations were a bit high, but after reading more reviews on this place I know I will not be returning. Oh well.[/QUOTE]

I am officially done wasting my time going to Cove and being told "busy come back one hour". I now suspect that Lucy only sees scheduled regulars and the "massage" sessions are really full service. I think she uses the strip mall location as an incall location instead of her personal residence. Thanks to all the members who have PM me with their thoughts too. Clearly I am not alone with this thought.