Massage Parlor Reports

Made an appt. To see Yumi at Relax. Surprisingly, the scheduling and set up went smoothly.

Yumi is new. Not sure how long she'll be there. She's young, probably early 20's. Pretty and petite.

I did 1/2 hr (seems they rush you out regardless of hr. V. 1/2 hr anymore- so I always go 1/2 hr).

Whole experience was 5/10. The massage was a mediocre 'light touch' tickle more than anything. No tease at all. The worst of it. It was one handed as she was on her. Cell phone for part of it.

Zero English.

On the flip she made the universal sign language motions for L2 followed by L3. She wanted 200. My counter was a shade below 150 - and we finally settled on 150. She does not undress (she just hikes up her dress. But does allow for some roaming). The L2 wasn't too bad and I probably should have just gone with that. L3 - she hiked up her dress and laid down. She's a petite girl and with size issues. She asked that I go very slowly. After a bit I asked her to turn around to finish doggy style. At first she objected. But then agreed. At this point I wanted to finish and get out of there.

It'd be OK if you want a real quick thing, she's attractive and does have a pleasant demeanor (and what seems to a decent body) - but if you want at least a 1/2 decent massage with some tease with light GFE. And not to be rushed out within 20 minutes. Don't waste your time.

Went in Monday morning, was hoping to see Ivy but drew Lina. Short, older provider with longish hair, tat below belly button, led me in dressed in a short pink dress. Not much English, but seemed very nice. $65 for hour massage, paid, got undressed and laid face down for an okay by AMP standards massage (requested hard, was. Kinda hard, but not always in the right spots. And I know what you're thinking but I'm really just talking about the massage here). On the flip started negotiation, motioned for hand job but I motioned for everything, she agreed to $120 fairly quickly. Very perfunctory and quick CBJ led to her hiking her dress up and laying down for mish, did that and motioned for CG, did that and busted in bag. There was a fair amount of eye contact, and I perceived her as kind, but also not into it at all. Cleanup with hot towels (also after the back massage, which is a nice touch), and 5 min left so did facial massage, which was. Okay. Again, partly great, and partly not really knowing what she was doing (I've had a lot of massages, fun and clinical, and studied it at one point). Small bottle of water and out the door.

This was my second visit (first was last year), and while a different provider, incredibly similar to the first. I wanted to give more details because the reviews of this place are fairly bare bones and I know some of you may (like I did) be thinking that it's a deal compared to Mt. Prospect and some providers having GPS or -and it is-but it's also quite lackluster in comparison. No table shower, older providers (though very nice, at least in my limited experience), so-so massages, and the fun bits are half-assed, pun intended. Is it so hard to take off clothes? Gives the impression that while they provide FS, they'd rather just give the handy and call it a day. So after two visits I think I'm done--you can have an okay time here, but I think you also get what you pay for.

[QUOTE=Dexter69;6134467]Foot Smile is 100% legit. Definitely some fun to be had at Ev Spa and Sherman Spa though.[/QUOTE]Heard a rumor that Anna from Sherman now works at Foot Smile now, anyone know if that's true?

I have visited Alexandra several times now. Her pictures are her, she is tall, slender and beautiful. Easy communication, plenty of street parking, clean incall. It is a shared space, but very discreet, from my experience. She offers massage and HE, no escort or FS, although she is open to fetish after a few visits. I see her for fetish, so I can't comment on her massage skills, but she has good hands. Her rates are posted as 150 for hh, 250 for the hr. Pm me for details.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779[/URL]

She is just south of Lincolnwood / Skokie, which is why I am posting here.

[QUOTE=PatientX1;6165619]I have visited Alexandra several times now. Her pictures are her, she is tall, slender and beautiful. Easy communication, plenty of street parking, clean incall. It is a shared space, but very discreet, from my experience. She offers massage and HE, no escort or FS, although she is open to fetish after a few visits. I see her for fetish, so I can't comment on her massage skills, but she has good hands. Her rates are posted as 150 for hh, 250 for the hr. Pm me for details.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779[/URL]

She is just south of Lincolnwood / Skokie, which is why I am posting here.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post Patient. I love tall girls. Apparently she's part of the group at BrynMawr & Kedzie also posted on [URL]foxylists.com[/URL] where most girls are 400+ escorts. There's another Alexandra (maybe the same girl?) listed at $450/ hr escort. Can anyone share info on these BrynMawr girls? If I'm really going for massage the place should have proper massage table so it's not for me but others might be into it.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6165613]Heard a rumor that Anna from Sherman now works at Foot Smile now, anyone know if that's true?[/QUOTE]Anna the little tiny spinner?

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6166115]Anna the little tiny spinner?[/QUOTE]That's the one but haven't verified myself. I thought she moved away during COVID.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6168322]That's the one but haven't verified myself. I thought she moved away during COVID.[/QUOTE]I stopped in to ask. No Anna. Think the place is 100% legit.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6169496]I stopped in to ask. No Anna. Think the place is 100% legit.[/QUOTE]That's a shame she gave a strong massage.

[QUOTE=Falken;6083296]Checked out Health Care in Lincolnwood for the first time a few weeks ago. There were some definite pros and cons. The place is in a little strip mall that seemed surprisingly busy due to a chiropractic office and beauty salon being in the same parking lot. If you live in the area and you are trying to be discreet, I'm not sure I recommend this place because you might run into someone you know patronizing one of the other businesses there. My job takes me through this area from time to time so my chances of seeing someone I know are very slim. I parked in front of the chiro clinic and walked a couple doors over to the spa. After ringing the buzzer, I was greeted by a thin and cute 40 something Asian woman in a dress. The spa seems clean but also very dark inside. She takes me into the place and sits me into a room and asks if I can wait 10 min. I agreed and here is where the shortcomings of the venue come into play. Each room has those walls that don't quite go up all the way to the ceiling so there isn't a lot of privacy. Therefore, while I'm waiting, I could hear everything happening in the stall a few doors away. Thankfully the client was pretty quiet.

After the other client left, she entered my room and we agreed upon the 30 min session. I got a halfway decent table shower before my session. It wasn't super playful but it was thorough and enjoyable. I opted for "soft massage" back in the room and got a nice light teasing massage everywhere for a good 10-15 min before the flip. Upon the flip, unfortunately it turned into the the mid-session negotiations which most of us hate. To my surprise, everything was available on my first visit but I'm an L1 guy anyway. We agreed upon L1 fully nude with full roaming for. 8. She gave a solid L1 and responded to directions well. She said her name was Amy (or Emma) It was tough to tell with her accent. She was friendly though. Overall, I enjoyed my experience with her but the lack of full walls really detracts from the place and so do the negotiations part. I could see the lack of walls being a big problem when the place gets busy. During my session, I could also hear mamasan directly on the other side of the wall moving papers around and opening desk drawers, etc because the walls don't go all the way up. It hurts the relaxing mood a bit and really detracts from the experience. I might repeat though but I'd make sure to go when they aren't that busy.[/QUOTE]Stopped by this place a couple of months ago. Not the fanciest spot. Table shower was OK, MT was a not young skinny thing. Sorta massage and she asked if I wanted "boom boom. " Negotiated 1. 6 and got to business. It wasn't mind blowing, but got the job done.

I didn't even notice that the walls didn't go all the way up. I'd return.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6170465]That's a shame she gave a strong massage.[/QUOTE]Agree excellent deep tissue massage. Cuter before she cut her hair short but still attractive. No idea where she is now.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6170465]That's a shame she gave a strong massage.[/QUOTE]I miss Anna. She was awesome.

[QUOTE=JimmySixty9;6112189]Met with Bebe the other day. Fun time! Nice 1 hr. Massage and left happy! Nice tits, probably late 40's but nice body for that age. I'll be back to see again.[/QUOTE]Hello,

What is current line up. Thanks for the update.

[QUOTE=Chita;6180705]Hello,

What is current line up. Thanks for the update.[/QUOTE]Bebe and a new girl named angel (they think she is similar to Jessie because of big Top but not similar face.).

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6166111]Thanks for the post Patient. I love tall girls. Apparently she's part of the group at BrynMawr & Kedzie also posted on [URL]foxylists.com[/URL] where most girls are 400+ escorts. There's another Alexandra (maybe the same girl?) listed at $450/ hr escort. Can anyone share info on these BrynMawr girls? If I'm really going for massage the place should have proper massage table so it's not for me but others might be into it.[/QUOTE]Alexandra is on foxylists, at 150/220, prices are out of date. She is 150/250 on tryst. That price is only L1, no escort services offered, as far as I know. Yes, this is the bryn mawr kedzie place, it is only massage tables, if that helps. The other provider there is Meghan, who I reviewed here earlier. Same prices for Meghan, but upcharge for pegging. No upcharges with Alexandra. If you want massage table, this is a great location, discreet, and Alexandra is very tall!