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[QUOTE=TideLover; 1798438]Has anyone tried Mel's spa? She says safe location in Centerpoint. She claims to be massage student too. Buck 25 for newbies, it better be hell of a massage for that.
[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-how-it-feels-to-be-rubbed-the-right-way-24/8103108[/url][/QUOTE]She also advertises under Melanie under various escort sites for Birmingham.
Was in a pinch for time, and needed a sure bet the other day, so I ventured down the road to VIP. Went in, got the usual questioning from mamasan, and escorted to the room, it must have been 60 degrees in the place, I was about to freeze. The attendant, about 35-40, was not the best looking I've ever had, but spoke great English, which was a plus. The ts was lackluster, usual cleaning of the undercarriage, and tender bits, but nothing to write home about. Back at the room, I thought about leaving it was so cold. Literally no massage or rub down to be had, straight to negotiation. Qwe settled upon full service for 1. 2 in addition to the .6 at the door. Look better than expected once revealed, fiv during CBJ, lots of tit play, moved on to cowgirl, then enjoyed myself standing with her on her back on the edge of the bed, completed on her tits, which was an unexpected plus! Overall, a good time, well worth the money. I believe her name was Shishka or the like, couldn't really make it out. Never been into kissing AMP attendants, but she was into it.
Smoke
Those of you not interested in hearing about the "fake AMPs," please move along.
Best experience to date at Panda today. No idea of the girl's name, but she was the slightly younger (maybe mid-30s?) option of the two there today. Totally undraped on the backside, not a hint of the towel. Great back and ass and leg strokes, plenty of taint and inner thigh teasing and brush-by of the boys.
Front side, she barely put the towel over my junk, and didn't say a word when I moved it off altogether. Offered me some oil when I took matters into my own hand, and cupped my balls as I stroked. Cleaned me up afterwards, not a problem at all touching my cock with her bare hands once the deed was done.
I still don't get their rationale. Why do they think it's OK to provide a little assistance with a HE, and clean up afterwards? It's still genital contact, and still illegal by the letter of the law. People would tip better (I surely know I would) if they completed the deal on their own.
I like the massage quality, and in fact I find the quality better than FA in Hoover. (Not a fan of the back-walking methodology FA uses.) And in this town without a whole lot of options, a quality undraped massage with an assisted self-serve ending is occasionally worth the price of admission, IMO.
But I'm still just puzzled by the whole setup, and I don't expect things to ever escalate.
Agreed. And those sour apple things they give you are the shit.
[QUOTE=Hobby Eric; 1805908]Those of you not interested in hearing about the "fake AMPs," please move along.
Best experience to date at Panda today. No idea of the girl's name, but she was the slightly younger (maybe mid-30s?) option of the two there today. Totally undraped on the backside, not a hint of the towel. Great back and ass and leg strokes, plenty of taint and inner thigh teasing and brush-by of the boys.
Front side, she barely put the towel over my junk, and didn't say a word when I moved it off altogether. Offered me some oil when I took matters into my own hand, and cupped my balls as I stroked. Cleaned me up afterwards, not a problem at all touching my cock with her bare hands once the deed was done.
I still don't get their rationale. Why do they think it's OK to provide a little assistance with a HE, and clean up afterwards? It's still genital contact, and still illegal by the letter of the law. People would tip better (I surely know I would) if they completed the deal on their own.
I like the massage quality, and in fact I find the quality better than FA in Hoover. (Not a fan of the back-walking methodology FA uses.) And in this town without a whole lot of options, a quality undraped massage with an assisted self-serve ending is occasionally worth the price of admission, IMO.
But I'm still just puzzled by the whole setup, and I don't expect things to ever escalate.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TideLover; 1798438]Has anyone tried Mel's spa? She says safe location in Centerpoint. She claims to be massage student too. Buck 25 for newbies, it better be hell of a massage for that.
[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-how-it-feels-to-be-rubbed-the-right-way-24/8103108[/url][/QUOTE]I've tried 3 times and stood up each time. I'm done.
[QUOTE=Rtsure;1798388]Guys I will check. She is married and it is hush-hush. Will be happy to share if she will.[/QUOTE]So what did you find out? She open to new customers?
Tug
[QUOTE=TideLover; 1798438]Has anyone tried Mel's spa? She says safe location in Centerpoint. She claims to be massage student too. Buck 25 for newbies, it better be hell of a massage for that.
[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-how-it-feels-to-be-rubbed-the-right-way-24/8103108[/url][/QUOTE]If those are her pics then that chick used to sell pussy on BP. She was nice and pretty. You're not going to come across a better set of Big Firm Real Tits like hers! Feels great to reminisce.
[QUOTE=Yakuzi;1808638]If those are her pics then that chick used to sell pussy on BP. She was nice and pretty. You're not going to come across a better set of Big Firm Real Tits like hers! Feels great to reminisce.[/QUOTE]That ad is gone now.
Is Bali open again? They're advertising on Backpages.
[QUOTE=ThickFootballe;1812412]Is Bali open again? They're advertising on Backpages.[/QUOTE]I think so. I'll be trying either them or VIP this weekend so I'll let everyone know the results.
I decided to answer my own question. I drove by this afternoon and found Bali totally closed. I guess the advertising is on autopilot.
[QUOTE=ThickFootballe;1812731]I decided to answer my own question. I drove by this afternoon and found Bali totally closed. I guess the advertising is on autopilot.[/QUOTE]Well I guess I won't be trying Bali then. Thanks for the update. Hope VIP is still open.
It seems that there is one person who posts ads for the AMPs in a certain area. I have seen advertisements out there in some sort of foreign language (Korean?) that seem to be offering an add service to massage parlors. Just my two cents.
Smoke
[url]http://bham.craigslist.org/bts/3926669168.html[/url]
Would like some info, if so.
I haven't been to a Bham area AMP since Yoshiko and last Sat night was perhaps the worse experience I've ever had at one. Went to VIP late Saturday night and had what I would describe as an early to mid 30's Asian with a nice body. Slim, bolt-ons, so-so face. The TS was actually pretty good and I thought I would be in for an OK time. Unfortunately that was the highlight of the evening. This was the most "mechanical" experience I've ever had. The massage was typical for an AMP, but the extra's were just downright terrible. I felt as if she was reading a users guide as she went through the motions and wouldn't do anything that wasn't in the manual. Only two positions available. I guess nothing else was in the manual. Set me back $.8. Don't get the opportunity to partake of Bham AMPs very often but man how I miss some of the other places.