Dum dum...........
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Dum dum...........
[url]http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp[/url]
[QUOTE=A John]Dum dum...........
[url]http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp[/url][/QUOTE]
Yep. Average intelligence of human race went up a little.
There may be errors and/or embelishments in the details to the story but I have to ask... what kind of dickfor attempts to singlehandedly rob a GUN STORE in the middle of the afternoon?
Phompee
[QUOTE=Markvi]Yep. Average intelligence of human race went up a little.[/QUOTE]
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You won’t see this on the news…
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I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.
Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
State, City & County Public 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'service' meant,
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are
doing to us.
I hope you are now as enlightened as I.
A new supermarket opened in Topeka , KS . It has an
automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just
before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and
the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you
hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown
hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal
grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case,
you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with
the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread
department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more
[QUOTE=Phompee]There may be errors and/or embelishments in the details to the story but I have to ask... what kind of dickfor attempts to singlehandedly rob a GUN STORE in the middle of the afternoon?
Phompee[/QUOTE]
Obviously a person with an IQ that is smaller than the caliber of his gun.
CDC Medical Alert
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good female friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Then sex should be next on the mind.
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and
proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out..
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.
[QUOTE=Phompee]There may be errors and/or embelishments in the details to the story but I have to ask... what kind of dickfor attempts to singlehandedly rob a GUN STORE in the middle of the afternoon?
[/QUOTE]
Same kind who tries to steal live high-voltage copper wire:
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1057760/Thief-electrocuted-trying-steal-copper-cable-carrying-11-000-volts.html[/url]
Now that Obama is in office
No More Political reports...please!
We need to stop sending out all of the political garbage.no matter what side of the aisle you are from. What we need
to do is stop the bickering and get back to some
good old fashion tittys .... !!
[QUOTE=A John]good old fashion tittys .... !![/QUOTE]
I believe that some of those are very "new-fangled" titties
[QUOTE=A John]Now that Obama is in office
No More Political reports...please!
We need to stop sending out all of the political garbage.no matter what side of the aisle you are from. What we need
to do is stop the bickering and get back to some
good old fashion tittys .... !![/QUOTE]I gotta say, AJ, the sign in the background of that third titty photo is the coup-de-gras (or however ya spell that Frenchie word anyway). The photographer sure knew what he was doing. :D
R::R
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
Travelling salesman to take Reiki training course after asking masseuse about ‘extras’!
A visit to a Leeds massage parlour advertised in the back of a local newspaper led to Dan Broad, a vending machine salesman, signing up for an eight week course in the benefits of the Japanese ‘healing energy’ treatment Reiki after asking his 24-year-old massage therapist if there was anything more she could do to provide relief.
Broad now plans to give the course to his wife as a birthday present, confident she’ll like it as much as the Venezuelan 42’’ television he bought her last year after enquiring about a ‘large exotic TV’ he saw advertised on a postcard in a Manchester phone box.