I knew my ears were burning
[QUOTE=Chill Pill]Items discussed at the Friday board meeting @ BBF
6 Does. ILAPP really genuinely fall in love w all strippers
7 Does FF infatuation w freckles signify a deeper underlying issue
If I missed anything feel free to add
Respectfully submitted by the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC[/QUOTE]
Ok, you all have a meeting without me and then start speculating about me and what you think is an infatuation with underlying issues! Chill you owe me a beer for bringing up this subject. I know it was you! Yes there are underlying issues and I will explain.
In college, I met a hairdresser who took me to bed and for the ride of my life. She taught me things I did not know even existed. She was a blond. Each time we were finished I saw spots before my eyes. Spots on her chest, shoulders, back, ass, legs, p***Y, all but her face. She told me the spots I was seeing were angle kisses from aphrodite. From that day on, I have always been looking for those angle kisses. I search for the same type of experience to be f****d to the point of seeing spots. I have never been able to achieve that same level of total sexual release.
Ok so now you know the underlying story. The truth. Are you all happy now!
Besides I didn't see anything written about you Chill and the way you always fall in love. Well at least financially. Must be nice to be the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC. That way you don't have to report on yourself.
Ilapp only falls in momentary lust. He has met his true love and yet he still has not bed the beauty. Now if her taking her on a vacation was like a trip to Paris then he wouldn't have left the bedroom yet. Maybe he doesn't want to be dissapointed.
FF
PS. Oh forgot to tell you. She always blindfolded me before we got undressed and only took it off at the end of sex. A friend later told me she was covered in freckles. Hey do you think those were the spots I was seeing?
Strippers Anonymous- A Twelve-Step Program
[QUOTE=Chill Pill]Lol, actually it was never discussed, it was something I made up to tickle your fancy as the self proclaimed Secretary of the TOFBPC. You know I couldn't post anything about a board meeting w/ out thinking of you my friend. Didn't want you to feel left out and Yes, I will gladly buy you that beer. Hope you can make it to the Hip Hugger next week! As for me not saying anything about my own underlying issues w/ strippers, I cannot leave myself out as I am NOT blameless. Read item #4....
4 My ongoing fascination w my new ATF
You know I have issues w/ a girl next door type of stripper, stealmyhearttakemeawayandfurckmeandthenbreakmyheart issues. Hopefully by admitting my weakness, I'll be one step closer to a cure! NOT![/QUOTE]
My name is Bob, and I have a problem. I am a stripperholic, but with a program and the help and strength of others like you with the same problem, we can get better. But make no mistake, there is no cure.