Massage Parlor Reports

I was in the area for a business trip and decided to have some are&are before I headed home so I looked up the closes spots to where I was and Orchid therapy was like 3 miles away so I stopped by and I have to say it's an all Latina spot and the door lady had a set of tips I wish I could of gotten lost in. So I paid my door fee and was taken to a room and asked to undress. In walks in a beautiful curvy but not fat light skinned mamasita and I was ready to have a good time. She gave a good massage with some teasing and on the flip she had a grin and said she was ready. So she slipped the cover on with her mouth and I plunged right into her velvet box with some digits and she was moaning and getting super wet. After about 15 min of this mutual play she got on top and rode me nice and slow till she gradually got faster and faster. Her as was shaping my lap so loud I knew the other girls could hear me putting in work. She was just letting her juices flow all over me, we switched to doggy and kept putting in work after about 3 or 4 more positions I let it rip. She cleaned me up and as I was walking out the door lady said she would like to take care of me next time I cum.

Anna, the cute 28 yo, left about two weeks ago and was replaced by not as good looking Anna 35 yo. Good slow BBBJ technique and FS on first visit with her. After one week, she's now been replaced by 25 yo Annie who is cute as hell. Started to do Annie on her first day but she was the lazy type who doesn't like to keep her legs up. When put over my shoulder or on my chest, she pushed back. A no no. Finally she complained about her hip hurting and quit on me. Very very very very cute, skinny, nice shape. But boring and lazy. Stay away. I was only with her about 5 minutes and then asked for my money back. Got it. Tina is the other girl that's been there just a few months. She looks about 40, ugly, and has an angry look about her. No thanks. Waiting for the next changing of the guard. Maybe Annie is gone after a day and something better is there now? Only a visit will tell. But you've been warned.

[QUOTE=HughERection;1933354]I went about a month ago and it was all Latina. The girl I was with had an hour glass figure and was very cute. It was good experience. Typical entry fee and .1 to the girl.[/QUOTE]I visited this place today (unfortunately! And posted the appropriate SCATHING REVIEW under the "BP section" of the "SFV" thread.

This place was reviewed on another forum by a guy who claimed a provider was "a drop dead Shakira lookalike." So, I had to go. While I complete disagree with the other reviewer on her resemblance to the Colombian cutie, she is still extremely hot. Maybe even a better body than Shakira, but a completely different face.

I won't go into details on my experience, but the menu is available here. My experience with Cathy was a little lackluster, but I might still go back because she was so gorgeous. And I could also go for the Asian cutie I saw here... A little older, and maybe more compatible to me.

Worth checking out.

$50 cover. $80 tip.

Being a recent addition to the neighborhood myself, I decided to pay a visit to Ivy recently. I have been looking for a reliable HE provider, and been unable to find what I was looking for in the LA / WestHo area, so after a disappointing visit to another establishment on E Colorado a little while back and little intel on Glendale I set my crosshairs on Ivy. Called ahead to arrange for a half hour of bliss with 2 providers at the advertised .4. On my way there I questioned my decision, as often 2 therapists are less likely to cooperate than one, but decided to stick it out. Good decision, as I found out! Paid the MMS as requested, and was lead to the room. Rather legit and professional appearance, but for all intents and purposes I was willing to put up with even a legit four-hand massage as long as it felt good.

Enter Vicky and Lisa; nothing to write home about, really, in the looks department, and dressed in denim and sweaters. I requested soft touch, and then the pleasant surprise unfolded. These two worked their magic in providing a stellar, relaxing, and very sensual experience. In the beginning, I doubted further developments, but as they did not object to me on the table naked, and no covers were introduced, hope began to build up. One was standing by my head, running her fingers across my back, and basically burying my nagen in her crotch. I grabbed her shapely butt, and pulled her closer. To which she did not object. In the meantime, #2 did a great job on my lower body, with plenty of teasing in the right areas. Still not touching Little Conn.

The tension built...was it going to be a disappointment after all, or was there hope??

They switched positions a number of times, with each rotation increasing the activity around my manhood. Then I was instructed to turn over, and the same game continued, with me on high mast at the time. Finally, soft, sensual, almost timid touching...and then she went for it full-force. Brought out the oil, and I blew my load, almost taking out provider # 2's eyes who was still at my head-end.

Warm towels followed, then a relaxing hands / temples massage.

In conclusion, a very pleasant time was had. While my technicians were not that hot in the looks category, they made up for their shortcomings with a truly relaxing, and yet affordable four-hand performance. Risk of repetition: 99%!

Happy Hunting!

Conn.

Looking for any info on a Sophia that worked at Man. Therapy near the Toluca Lake / NoHo border. Can't find the advertisement on CL where they use to advertise and the last review of her was back in Nov on the site that begins with MP.

I was wandering NoHo killing time before a party and found the place on Riverside East of Lankershim. Terrible parking situation, girl at front counter looked at me like I was repulsive (I'm not pretty) and basically said 30 minutes or nothing. I started to leave and she said if I waited 20 minutes the other girl could take care of me. Didn't like the overall vibe and walked.

Turned North on Vineland and a couple blocks up on the right was a parlor that looked like a yoga studio. Open sign that always gives me a bit of a chubby... Walked up and there was a sign saying 'be back at 8.' So they closed on a Saturday evening? Wacky. Didn't wait.

Drove further North and jogged over to Cahuenga, headed North past Chandler, and on the West side of the street, there was a sign for a parlor on the second floor. Essence Massage. Older provider, okay body okay face. The place felt like a co-ed day spa. I got naked and laid down and got a very sensual, relaxing massage. No detail work on muscles, but it was great. On the flip, it got happy. I'd recommend for an easy relaxing experience on a limited menu.

Checked out a spot near Tampa / rosco called mandarin massge.

Right next to a liquor store and sound shop.

Got a decent massage but nothing more. Forty plus ten tip.

Girls were a bit on the older side.

I posted this under the General Reports for California, but that area is low-traffic, so no one has responded. I thought I would post it here for a little more feedback.

The question in the subject line is pretty common at all AMPs, whether legit, HE, or FS. The common belief in this forum is that it is part of the questioning to see if a guy is LE. That didn't seem right to me, so I've been experimenting: When the provider or MMS asks me, "Have you been here before?" I have been answering yes or no randomly, sometimes truthfully, sometimes not. As far as I can tell, it makes no difference. I've been offered FS after saying no. I've been skunked after saying yes. I've also answered yes when the truth is no, and then when they ask, "Who did you see?" I make up a name. When I say no, and they ask, "How did you find out about us?" I always say, "My friend Bob told me about this place." It makes no difference to my results.

The only possible link between this question and my results that I've noticed is I often get an older provider when I say no. Maybe they pick out a provider who is more experienced and rely on her to suss me out and not do anything stupid to get busted? Or maybe it's just a coincidence. Or maybe they figure I might be inexperienced, and they want a provider who has the experience to handle a guy who might not know the tipping structure or how it all works. (And rip me off if possible.).

Is it possible they are just making small talk? Or maybe it is just the first test of many and you have to get 2 of 3 or 4 of 5?

For places that offer a shower, I've been told that is the most important test. (LE won't leave their clothes and any I'd / badge / gun / wire in another room). That makes sense. But when it comes to "Have you been here before?" anyone can lie, and we all do, so what difference does it make?

Curious to hear others' thoughts.

An interesting question. I, too, answer the question randomly without much difference in the response. But I make a point to answer the question with confidence. I always have the entrance fee ready. I am prepared. In reading your question, I thought to myself that the test was not in the answer but how the answer is delivered. In situations where I knew the lady's name (specifically the old Wellness Center on Laurel Canyon), I have been told no such a woman had worked there (even though I had been with her mere weeks before). A few times I've been recognized, only to know I hadn't been there before. The longest any conversation took was when I said I had been there, they didn't recognize me and I off-handedly said it had been a while. They asked how long and had a good laugh at my answer of a year and a half or so. I still got the BJ I motioned for after the flip.

[QUOTE=MrSixty;1975657]I posted this under the General Reports for California, but that area is low-traffic, so no one has responded. I thought I would post it here for a little more feedback.

The question in the subject line is pretty common at all AMPs, whether legit, HE, or FS. The common belief in this forum is that it is part of the questioning to see if a guy is LE. That didn't seem right to me, so I've been experimenting: When the provider or MMS asks me, "Have you been here before?" I have been answering yes or no randomly, sometimes truthfully, sometimes not. As far as I can tell, it makes no difference. I've been offered FS after saying no. I've been skunked after saying yes. I've also answered yes when the truth is no, and then when they ask, "Who did you see?" I make up a name. When I say no, and they ask, "How did you find out about us?" I always say, "My friend Bob told me about this place." It makes no difference to my results.

The only possible link between this question and my results that I've noticed is I often get an older provider when I say no. Maybe they pick out a provider who is more experienced and rely on her to suss me out and not do anything stupid to get busted? Or maybe it's just a coincidence. Or maybe they figure I might be inexperienced, and they want a provider who has the experience to handle a guy who might not know the tipping structure or how it all works. (And rip me off if possible.).

Is it possible they are just making small talk? Or maybe it is just the first test of many and you have to get 2 of 3 or 4 of 5?

For places that offer a shower, I've been told that is the most important test. (LE won't leave their clothes and any I'd / badge / gun / wire in another room). That makes sense. But when it comes to "Have you been here before?" anyone can lie, and we all do, so what difference does it make?

Curious to hear others' thoughts.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrSixty;1975657]
Curious to hear others' thoughts.[/QUOTE]Sixty, you're right that it doesn't matter how you answer the primal question. It's going to be how you carry yourself overall in the rare instance that a customer would be denied readily available service. I don't doubt that the question is asked to measure LE potential. But regardless, by the time you've been on their table long enough to get to the part where you get your nads played with before the flip, they have measured your LE potential a hundred other ways.

BTW, the most important way to NOT get shut out is simply to not blindly choose a destination. That's what these sites are supposed to be about. If you choose a destination that draws reports where a gentleman (or beast) consistently scores, then you are going to score unless you carry yourself just ridiculously wrong. On the other hand If you're the guy who gets turned on by now Freudian "Open signs" and walk into strange spots on impulse, then you lower your odds. Up to you if you choose to walk into a Mystery Door or a sure thing. Doesn't matter what you tell the ladies about whether you're a 1st timer in either.

Buddy told me about a spot on victory / van nuys, 2nd floor.

Nice mamasan spoke to me in spanish.

My girl walked in smoking hot latina, all natural see / the cup titties!

Nicely trimmed kitty, cute face etc.

"Gabby" or Gabriela said she's there Fri.-sun.

Excellent service. Will repeat. I prefer asians.

But ill be back!

Are there any Japanese AMPs around the Valley or Los Angeles area?

All the one's I've been to are usually Chinese.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;1977048]Doesn't matter what you tell the ladies about whether you're a 1st timer in either.[/QUOTE]Thanks Camel and Fshurrat, for taking the time to reply.

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AMP on Reseda Blvd., north of Roscoe (the 8415 Plaza) is NOT worth the visit! Claim of "young providers" was a lie! Provider was a thick, 30 year old provider, who wanted .4 for a HJ. It was NOT provided! .4 was lost to the house. These AMP's have deteriorated in such quality, its a wonder any of them are in existence! Its pathetic that these shitty-ones stay in business!