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[QUOTE=Vino 7373]The last thing reported was that she was flaking out and hanging with some very questionable people. One monger said he texted her and got an appt. He was going to the appt and got a text asking to bring her a twelve-pak of beer. When he got to the in-call, a guy answered the door, gave him the $ for the beer, and laughed at him. He felt lucky that it wasn't a worse scenario.

Other mongers have reported that she has now quit the business. I haven't seen one person claiming to have seen her in the last six months. I guess she's now just a pleasant memory for anyone that saw her when she was working.

I know I tried many times to dream of her and never got the opportunity.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately yes she quit the business back in November. She moved in with a new boyfriend, blah blah blah. Some of my friends know her new bf so that's how I know. Although from what I hear they are not getting along, so maybe there's a chance.

Had the pleasure of meeting Starr Hopper yesterday. She's a friend of Fantasy Jessica (someone I have yet to meet). After a week of trying to make our schedule's mesh, she was able to see me on very short notice. Very glad I made the trip. This one's a true GFE. Very passionate, patient and giving. It was a wonderful hour.

For those of you who have met Vivien, she has a similar body type. I had a great time and would definitely repeat.

I don't know about you guys, but I am tired of girls, who are anything but, saying your time with them with be a GFE (Girlfriend Experience). First of all, my girlfriends always looked like their pictures. Second, none ever tried to put a condom on me for oral. Third every last one of them pushed my head down there every chance they got. And, come to think of it, none ever suggested it would cost me an extra $20.

So, I recommend that we come up with a new term for a girl who provides the experience we are looking for. How about Real Deal Experience (RDE)? Hopefully, we can keep it among ourselves and the girls won't start using it (though I have been seeing them describe themselves on BP and CL as the Real Deal lately).

Haha. Song premise has been done before, of course. But that was pretty good.

Damn, that girl is amazing. Never even heard of Taryn Southern, but I sure as hell wish more women looked like her.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]In light of how many girls are advertising visits to special places, I thought this video might be in order.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIyeNRbbKBw[/url]

Be sure to watch the hole video, Taryn Southern has a great voice.[/QUOTE]

Not long ago, I visited a ro-b I mean provider who worked out of her house. When we were done, I was instructed to toss my used raincoat in the trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet, as I've grown accustomed to. I tied it in a knot, put it in my pocket, to be disposed of at a different location. She thought it was " retarded " of me to do that. Even after explaining to her that it was a measure of precaution, in the event that her subsequent client turns out to be Jack the ripper, I didn't want my DNA to be readily available for investigators to match with my phone number that's already in her phone records for that day. BTW, that was the only time I got a smile out of her.

What's your take on the subject?

Snow Plow.

I think you did a right thing to be cautious.

Thanks for the input

[QUOTE=Snow Plow]Not long ago, I visited a ro-b I mean provider who worked out of her house. When we were done, I was instructed to toss my used raincoat in the trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet, as I've grown accustomed to. I tied it in a knot, put it in my pocket, to be disposed of at a different location. She thought it was " retarded " of me to do that. Even after explaining to her that it was a measure of precaution, in the event that her subsequent client turns out to be Jack the ripper, I didn't want my DNA to be readily available for investigators to match with my phone number that's already in her phone records for that day. BTW, that was the only time I got a smile out of her.

What's your take on the subject?

Snow Plow.[/QUOTE]

I once picked a girl at what used to be "Tootsies" on 436 (east side) she asked for us to go and get a room after she had obtained some party favors.

It was an awesome experience. Very rarely have I gained sheet burns (actually rubbing the skin from my knees) anyhow later into the night after her party favors depleted she went out on foot to find some more, needless to say having planted my seed inside of her several times (at her request), I was ready to do some more seed planting and if she wanted to walk to the moon and back for party favors, I would have been ok with it.

Anyhow, while she was out looking for her fix. She claimed she got raped. Called the police and they took her for a mandatory seman sample. Having deposited numerous loads of seman inside of her, I am sure that the sample they retrieved was part mine.

So now I am in the DNA database as a rapist? I guess I am. Pretty scary stuff for simply playing and pleasing a very hot nymph stripper.

Sounds to me like you were right on to take your DNA with you. You can never count on what is going to happen in the lives of these girls after you are gone!

[QUOTE=Snow Plow]Not long ago, I visited a ro-b I mean provider who worked out of her house. When we were done, I was instructed to toss my used raincoat in the trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet, as I've grown accustomed to. I tied it in a knot, put it in my pocket, to be disposed of at a different location. She thought it was " retarded " of me to do that. Even after explaining to her that it was a measure of precaution, in the event that her subsequent client turns out to be Jack the ripper, I didn't want my DNA to be readily available for investigators to match with my phone number that's already in her phone records for that day. BTW, that was the only time I got a smile out of her.

What's your take on the subject?

Snow Plow.[/QUOTE]

I just wanted to let everyone know that I spoke with Warp on the phone yesterday. He's still in the great Pacific Northwest with his girl. No job yet, but he has leads. He seems happy with her and with his decision to move there.

Warp wanted me to tell everyone Hello and he does miss hobbying. He was interested in catching up on what's been going on with all of us.

I can't give out his digits obviously, but if anyone wants me to relay a message, simply PM me.

[QUOTE=Snow Plow]Not long ago, I visited a ro-b I mean provider who worked out of her house. When we were done, I was instructed to toss my used raincoat in the trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet, as I've grown accustomed to. I tied it in a knot, put it in my pocket, to be disposed of at a different location. She thought it was " retarded " of me to do that. Even after explaining to her that it was a measure of precaution, in the event that her subsequent client turns out to be Jack the ripper, I didn't want my DNA to be readily available for investigators to match with my phone number that's already in her phone records for that day. BTW, that was the only time I got a smile out of her.

What's your take on the subject?

Snow Plow.[/QUOTE]

In a former life I used to work for a drain cleaning service. When the problem turned out to be septic tank we called out the pump truck. I can't tell you how many times the husband was surprised to see a few condoms floating in the mix. You could see the life changing shock on his face.

I was talking with my ATF and she was lamenting about the fact that the hot weather is now here. For her, that means having to entertain men that are how shall we say it, ripe. She says she can't believe how many guys come see her that need a shower. She also got a bad TER review from a guy that stunk so bad, it made her nauseous. She had to cut short the session to keep from losing her lunch!

Guys, you have to be clean when you see a provider. How many ads do you see where the girl insists on good hygiene? Take a shower, brush your teeth, use breath mints, and dress well. Think about it: you're really on a date here. No, the cologne spritz or quicky under the armpits doesn't cut it!

Listen, many of you sneak off during your work day to engage in your hobby. Girls understand this. Most providers will happily let you take a shower at her in-call before your session. Most of them allow this as OTC time. Just ask her if it's OK when you call. You'll get better service and both of you will be much happier!

[QUOTE=Hairball]In a former life I used to work for a drain cleaning service. When the problem turned out to be septic tank we called out the pump truck. I can't tell you how many times the husband was surprised to see a few condoms floating in the mix. You could see the life changing shock on his face.[/QUOTE]Good stories.

[QUOTE=Vino 7373]Guys, you have to be clean when you see a provider. How many ads do you see where the girl insists on good hygiene? Take a shower, brush your teeth, use breath mints, and dress well. Think about it: you're really on a date here. No, the cologne spritz or quicky under the armpits doesn't cut it![/QUOTE]Some of us rarely have a bad experience because from the time we make our first call to a girl we treat her like the woman we plan to marry. Imagine how you will stand out if you are upbeat, respectful, funny and don't ask inappropriate questions. You become the guy a girl looks forward to spending time with. Other than the initial call, I never talk about money.

As Vino says, show up showered and shaved (even for massages) and you will be surprised how much difference it will make.

We are getting some great girls advertising on this site. It now is up to us to do our part.

[QUOTE=Vino 7373]I was talking with my ATF and she was lamenting about the fact that the hot weather is now here. For her, that means having to entertain men that are how shall we say it, ripe. She says she can't believe how many guys come see her that need a shower. She also got a bad TER review from a guy that stunk so bad, it made her nauseous. She had to cut short the session to keep from losing her lunch!

Guys, you have to be clean when you see a provider. How many ads do you see where the girl insists on good hygiene? Take a shower, brush your teeth, use breath mints, and dress well. Think about it: you're really on a date here. No, the cologne spritz or quicky under the armpits doesn't cut it!

Listen, many of you sneak off during your work day to engage in your hobby. Girls understand this. Most providers will happily let you take a shower at her in-call before your session. Most of them allow this as OTC time. Just ask her if it's OK when you call. You'll get better service and both of you will be much
happier![/QUOTE]

It's funny that you brought up this subject, because I was going to touch on it from the other perspective. Just recently , my friend saw someone off BP. He refused to tell me her name, as he's not too keen on sharing info about his finds. He told me that she reeked of ass. Especially when in the k-9 position. He tried to subdue it by squeezing her cheeks together, without much success. Her condition kept him from from leaving happy.
I told him that he should've told her about her problem, but he said that he's not good at these confrontationally delicate situations. I told him that when his hard earned money is at stake, confrontations should be the least of his worries.
How many times have you opted for a shower after a session, only to see the provider wipe herself with a wet-nap, and primp herself for the next guy? For me, too many times to keep count. As a matter of fact, I can count on one hand, the times where a provider joined me in the shower.
I say, providers should make taking a shower with her clients, an option with every session. She would, in turn, make a lasting, positive impression on the hobbyist.
While we're on the subject, ladies, please refrain from wearing your favorite fragrance. The majority of us have SOs to go home to.
That's my rant for today.

Snow Plow.

[QUOTE=Snow Plow]It's funny that you brought up this subject, because I was going to touch on it from the other perspective. Just recently , my friend saw someone off BP. He refused to tell me her name, as he's not too keen on sharing info about his finds. He told me that she reeked of ass. Especially when in the k-9 position. He tried to subdue it by squeezing her cheeks together, without much success. Her condition kept him from from leaving happy.

I told him that he should've told her about her problem, but he said that he's not good at these confrontationally delicate situations. I told him that when his hard earned money is at stake, confrontations should be the least of his worries.[/QUOTE]
Somes days this forum has more entertainment value than any other place on the internet. This is one of those days. I can see the exchange now.

John: Whoa, cough cough.

Provider: Hey, no funny stuff now. If you want that you have to pay extra.

John: What did you have for lunch, that specialty sandwich from Taco Bell?

Provider: That's not a sandwich it's a Tortada!

John: Well, whatever it is half of it is still here. How about we finish this in the shower?

Provider: OK, but if I drop the soap, no funny stuff otherwise ...

John: Yeah, I know, you have to charge me extra. By the way, what do you do with the used condoms?

You would think a man would want to be impressive and on his best, you'd be amazed LOL

To me meeting someone is like a first date you want to be pretty and smell good. I typically like using scented lotion like snow plow said it's preferrable for a gentleman to let us know ahead of time if he prefers no perfume or lip gloss or such matters.

Girls that use wipes to clean between dates are running a factory, it's a major difference in upkeep usually between a high volume and low volume provider.

Low volume providers tend to take a good amount of time preparing themselves for date just like if they were about to have their first alone time with their boyfriend and be on their best such as:

Bathing, shaving, primping, lingerie is always a must unless other outfits are requested.

[QUOTE=Vino 7373]I was talking with my ATF and she was lamenting about the fact that the hot weather is now here. For her, that means having to entertain men that are how shall we say it, ripe. She says she can't believe how many guys come see her that need a shower. She also got a bad TER review from a guy that stunk so bad, it made her nauseous. She had to cut short the session to keep from losing her lunch!

Guys, you have to be clean when you see a provider. How many ads do you see where the girl insists on good hygiene? Take a shower, brush your teeth, use breath mints, and dress well. Think about it: you're really on a date here. No, the cologne spritz or quicky under the armpits doesn't cut it!

Listen, many of you sneak off during your work day to engage in your hobby. Girls understand this. Most providers will happily let you take a shower at her in-call before your session. Most of them allow this as OTC time. Just ask her if it's OK when you call. You'll get better service and both of you will be much happier![/QUOTE]