Massage Parlor Reports

Checked out Ocean Spa today. Did 60 for hour. Vivian is cute. Good ass, good books with long nipples. (Autocorrect doesn't think that's a word, wants to make it nippers haha). She gave a good massage, but knows almost no English. Don't try small talk. Allowed OTC during the massage, playfully slapped my hand if I tried anything else.

On the flip, asked what I want. 200 for BBBJ, CFS in lots of positions. Wasnt good at faking. Not saying she didn't try, just isn't good at it. Also did everything really fast. CW humping like crazy, etc. Tits are good, ass good, pussy good. Hides her baby damage by leaving her mini-dress over her middle.

Overall won't repeat. Better out there for less $.

Stay safe.

Going to do some exploring tomorrow in the Mira Mesa / Convoy / Poway area. Any hidden talent recently at Lusk / Mrc? I will be checking in tomorrow and wanted to see if there was any heads up about the talent there. I know they have a few new ladies there so I am excited to try and leave you guys a review. The same with lusk. Lmk if you guys have any recommendations. Only going to be around this area. Thanks in advance Mongers!

Hey all-.

I already posted the question on the Las Vegas MP board, but thought I'll ask here as well just in case some of you were there recently.

I will be visiting Las Vegas next month and will be staying on the strip. My buddy and I are looking for some AMPs to visit. We are not necessarily looking for FS AMPs, preferred non-FS actually that has younger girls, gives good massage, offers nice and sensual ending / release and allow mutual touching or reverse massage play. Any recommendations is greatly appreciated. We are willing to drive up to 15-30 minutes from our hotel. Thank you!

In this hobby we're all interested in getting more bang for our buck, and I'll point out one more thing we should think about. Do you know if your ass crack and balls stink like sweat, musk, and rotten farts?

I prefer to go my AMP right after my daily shower. I try to make it early in the day so I know I'm clean and smell fucking great all over. Some of you shower there before your massage to make sure she knows you are clean, and that is a great strategy too.

But what if you've been working all day and go to your AMP later in day or even later that night closer to closing? Some of you even hit the spas after some time in the bars. Well let me tell you, even if you have not taken a crap, or shit your pants, there is a good chance your ass and balls stink because of all those misty, sweaty farts that you have enjoyed all day!

To give a massage, she has to hover over and around your ass a long time, so you want this to be pleasant for her. You'll probably want some teasing, exploring on her part, and maybe even some ass crack play depending on your desires. Make sure she's isn't smelling shit and afraid of touching crap.

This is especially true if you have taken a dump after your shower. Then you absolutely need to wash your ass before going. Assuming you do wipe your ass, you'll still have clear out all the little toilet tissue cling-ons that are unbeknownst to you, stuck to your ass hairs hidden in your crack. Minimally you need to "wash your ass with soap and water" before you bare all to the woman you want to give you a great time.

There has been a lot of great tips given to newbies in this hobby lately. Hygiene has been mentioned many times, but we should also consider the effects of good grooming too. Grooming as in man-scaping or body hair management. I'm fairly well-groomed in general but this includes down by my junk (I have no intentions of sharing any more detail than that). But this is another hint to my masseuse that I'm into more fun than just a massage. We know, they check us out head to toe, and especially our Johnson, so standing or lying there clean, smelling nice, and well-groomed gives her a more positive impression, and I think makes us more touchable. And you can take my word for it or not, the less hair down there, the easier it is to be clean.

What makes me an authority on ass crack stench and groin grooming practices? Nothing really, but one day I arranged an uncommonly late afternoon visit with one of my favorites, and luckily for me I stripped down alone. Dropping my drawers with my usual confidence, I immediately noticed my ass stunk like a sewer. I was stunned because I'm a "clean" guy, and I had showered after I had taken my daily dump. But that day I remembered I had been farting constantly, and freely. I forgot what I ate but it was likely the burritos and beer from the night before. It was those mighty, misty fragrant farts throughout the day that fouled up my shorts, balls, and ass crack.

To remedy this immediate emergency, I grabbed the robe hanging there, and headed to the rest room. Once there I went to work with some fine flowery smelling hand soap to clean up Johnny and the boys and then detoxed the entire neighborhood. With the disaster averted I had my usual happy ending with my favorite, and learned a valuable lesson.

If you think this post if a bunch of crap, the next time you go for a massage after a long day, before she comes in, spread your cheeks wide and run your ringers along your own bare sweaty ass crack down to your balls, rub them around a little, and then smell them. What do you think? Roses, or dead skunk?

Even if somehow you don't think your ass (and balls) stink, in truth, the opinion of your odorous condition is really up to her. If she thinks you stink, guess what, you stink. I recommend being clean, well-groomed, and smelling as good as possible.

To get more bang for your buck, never trust a fart and keep your ass clean.

Bon Chance, happy scrubbing.

Visited Wspa this after noon. Paid for a 30 minutes service. I was there for a sucky sucky and it was delivered correctly by Tina. But before me, there was a dude in the other room who didn't want to pay Tina the service she delivered. She was disappointed and told the dude to not comeback ever again. I will visit this place from time to time. Wzrd94 approves this place!

Invest on safemoon and bonfire coins.

[QUOTE=AmpWangLei;5356587]In this hobby we're all interested in getting more bang for our buck, and I'll point out one more thing we should think about. Do you know if your ass crack and balls stink like sweat, musk, and rotten farts?

I prefer to go my AMP right after my daily shower. I try to make it early in the day so I know I'm clean and smell fucking great all over. Some of you shower there before your massage to make sure she knows you are clean, and that is a great strategy too.

But what if you've been working all day and go to your AMP later in day or even later that night closer to closing? Some of you even hit the spas after some time in the bars. Well let me tell you, even if you have not taken a crap, or shit your pants, there is a good chance your ass and balls stink because of all those misty, sweaty farts that you have enjoyed all day!

To give a massage, she has to hover over and around your ass a long time, so you want this to be pleasant for her. You'll probably want some teasing, exploring on her part, and maybe even some ass crack play depending on your desires. Make sure she's isn't smelling shit and afraid of touching crap.

This is especially true if you have taken a dump after your shower. Then you absolutely need to wash your ass before going. Assuming you do wipe your ass, you'll still have clear out all the little toilet tissue cling-ons that are unbeknownst to you, stuck to your ass hairs hidden in your crack. Minimally you need to "wash your ass with soap and water" before you bare all to the woman you want to give you a great time.

There has been a lot of great tips given to newbies in this hobby lately. Hygiene has been mentioned many times, but we should also consider the effects of good grooming too. Grooming as in man-scaping or body hair management. I'm fairly well-groomed in general but this includes down by my junk (I have no intentions of sharing any more detail than that). But this is another hint to my masseuse that I'm into more fun than just a massage. We know, they check us out head to toe, and especially our Johnson, so standing or lying there clean, smelling nice, and well-groomed gives her a more positive impression, and I think makes us more touchable. And you can take my word for it or not, the less hair down there, the easier it is to be clean.

What makes me an authority on ass crack stench and groin grooming practices? Nothing really, but one day I arranged an uncommonly late afternoon visit with one of my favorites, and luckily for me I stripped down alone. Dropping my drawers with my usual confidence, I immediately noticed my ass stunk like a sewer. I was stunned because I'm a "clean" guy, and I had showered after I had taken my daily dump. But that day I remembered I had been farting constantly, and freely. I forgot what I ate but it was likely the burritos and beer from the night before. It was those mighty, misty fragrant farts throughout the day that fouled up my shorts, balls, and ass crack.

To remedy this immediate emergency, I grabbed the robe hanging there, and headed to the rest room. Once there I went to work with some fine flowery smelling hand soap to clean up Johnny and the boys and then detoxed the entire neighborhood. With the disaster averted I had my usual happy ending with my favorite, and learned a valuable lesson.

If you think this post if a bunch of crap, the next time you go for a massage after a long day, before she comes in, spread your cheeks wide and run your ringers along your own bare sweaty ass crack down to your balls, rub them around a little, and then smell them. What do you think? Roses, or dead skunk?

Even if somehow you don't think your ass (and balls) stink, in truth, the opinion of your odorous condition is really up to her. If she thinks you stink, guess what, you stink. I recommend being clean, well-groomed, and smelling as good as possible.

To get more bang for your buck, never trust a fart and keep your ass clean.

Bon Chance, happy scrubbing.[/QUOTE]When you're young never trust an orgasm and never waste a fart. When you're old never waste an orgasm and never trust a fart.

[QUOTE=Wzrd94;5357064]Visited Wspa this after noon. Paid for a 30 minutes service. I was there for a sucky sucky and it was delivered correctly by Tina. But before me, there was a dude in the other room who didn't want to pay Tina the service she delivered. She was disappointed and told the dude to not comeback ever again. I will visit this place from time to time. Wzrd94 approves this place!

Invest on safemoon and bonfire coins.[/QUOTE]Is this JW SPA?

[QUOTE=AmpWangLei;5356587]In this hobby we're all interested in getting more bang for our buck, and I'll point out one more thing we should think about. Do you know if your ass crack and balls stink like sweat, musk, and rotten farts?

I prefer to go my AMP right after my daily shower. I try to make it early in the day so I know I'm clean and smell fucking great all over. Some of you shower there before your massage to make sure she knows you are clean, and that is a great strategy too.

But what if you've been working all day and go to your AMP later in day or even later that night closer to closing? Some of you even hit the spas after some time in the bars. Well let me tell you, even if you have not taken a crap, or shit your pants, there is a good chance your ass and balls stink because of all those misty, sweaty farts that you have enjoyed all day!

To give a massage, she has to hover over and around your ass a long time, so you want this to be pleasant for her. You'll probably want some teasing, exploring on her part, and maybe even some ass crack play depending on your desires. Make sure she's isn't smelling shit and afraid of touching crap.

This is especially true if you have taken a dump after your shower. Then you absolutely need to wash your ass before going. Assuming you do wipe your ass, you'll still have clear out all the little toilet tissue cling-ons that are unbeknownst to you, stuck to your ass hairs hidden in your crack. Minimally you need to "wash your ass with soap and water" before you bare all to the woman you want to give you a great time.[/QUOTE]Wow, that's funny. Perhaps there should be a hygiene forum?

I seen this place on RR I think I looked at Rmaps and it had some reviews so I found some time to check it out. Its definitely out of site an an office complex, so if you need discretion this is a good spot. I get in pay for the hhr, I asked for the hr but she recommended the hhr. I get it, lets pump as many of us suckers through as possible. Anyway, get in the room and its dark, like really dark. I lay ther 3 or 4 minutes and she comes back in and does a little rub, it feels good. I rub on her legs and little ass go let her know I'm safe. She has me turnover and not that my eyes have adjusted I can see the wither mask on she's cute. I'd guess late 30's thin and fit. Small ass and a large A cup orsmall b. She is playful. She rubs my front a little bit and teases the twig and berries. I'm at full mast and she asks what I want, we settle with FS for 1. 4. A little oral inspection and she bends over the massage table then we switch to standing mish. She's loud and don't care if she's heard. I deposit in the bag. She gets me water and as I leave she said her name was cici (I know, very unique) and to come see her again. Good time. I'd repeat if there werent so many options here in San Diego.

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[QUOTE=AmpWangLei;5356587]In this hobby we're all interested in getting more bang for our buck, and I'll point out one more thing we should think about. Do you know if your ass crack and balls stink like sweat, musk, and rotten farts?

I prefer to go my AMP right after my daily shower. I try to make it early in the day so I know I'm clean and smell fucking great all over. Some of you shower there before your massage to make sure she knows you are clean, and that is a great strategy too.

But what if you've been working all day and go to your AMP later in day or even later that night closer to closing? Some of you even hit the spas after some time in the bars. Well let me tell you, even if you have not taken a crap, or shit your pants, there is a good chance your ass and balls stink because of all those misty, sweaty farts that you have enjoyed all day!

To give a massage, she has to hover over and around your ass a long time, so you want this to be pleasant for her. You'll probably want some teasing, exploring on her part, and maybe even some ass crack play depending on your desires. Make sure she's isn't smelling shit and afraid of touching crap.

This is especially true if you have taken a dump after your shower. Then you absolutely need to wash your ass before going. Assuming you do wipe your ass, you'll still have clear out all the little toilet tissue cling-ons that are unbeknownst to you, stuck to your ass hairs hidden in your crack. Minimally you need to "wash your ass with soap and water" before you bare all to the woman you want to give you a great time.

There has been a lot of great tips given to newbies in this hobby lately. Hygiene has been mentioned many times, but we should also consider the effects of good grooming too. Grooming as in man-scaping or body hair management. I'm fairly well-groomed in general but this includes down by my junk (I have no intentions of sharing any more detail than that). But this is another hint to my masseuse that I'm into more fun than just a massage. We know, they check us out head to toe, and especially our Johnson, so standing or lying there clean, smelling nice, and well-groomed gives her a more positive impression, and I think makes us more touchable. And you can take my word for it or not, the less hair down there, the easier it is to be clean.

What makes me an authority on ass crack stench and groin grooming practices? Nothing really, but one day I arranged an uncommonly late afternoon visit with one of my favorites, and luckily for me I stripped down alone. Dropping my drawers with my usual confidence, I immediately noticed my ass stunk like a sewer. I was stunned because I'm a "clean" guy, and I had showered after I had taken my daily dump. But that day I remembered I had been farting constantly, and freely. I forgot what I ate but it was likely the burritos and beer from the night before. It was those mighty, misty fragrant farts throughout the day that fouled up my shorts, balls, and ass crack.

To remedy this immediate emergency, I grabbed the robe hanging there, and headed to the rest room. Once there I went to work with some fine flowery smelling hand soap to clean up Johnny and the boys and then detoxed the entire neighborhood. With the disaster averted I had my usual happy ending with my favorite, and learned a valuable lesson.

If you think this post if a bunch of crap, the next time you go for a massage after a long day, before she comes in, spread your cheeks wide and run your ringers along your own bare sweaty ass crack down to your balls, rub them around a little, and then smell them. What do you think? Roses, or dead skunk?

Even if somehow you don't think your ass (and balls) stink, in truth, the opinion of your odorous condition is really up to her. If she thinks you stink, guess what, you stink. I recommend being clean, well-groomed, and smelling as good as possible.

To get more bang for your buck, never trust a fart and keep your ass clean.

Bon Chance, happy scrubbing.[/QUOTE]

Great post! I clean my ass crack and nuts before the start of each session. I carry hand sanitizer and flushable wipes with me and use the restroom before my sessions. Having good hygiene will get you lots of extra menu options (BLS, etc...) at FS or non-FS AMPs when girls can smell that you are fresh. LOL.

[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;5357602]I go to AMPs weekly and am starting to hear there being more Aholes not paying or wanting to pay girls for the services they delivered. One masseuse that I sometimes see told me a "younger " dude went in their shop and asked for her by name so she assumed he's been there before. After she massaged him and provided a HE the guy said he forgot to bring money for tips and needed to go to the ATM. Guy never returned with her tip. What a fuckin cheap ass! Because of these Aholes are why girls are starting to ask for tips upfront which we know kills the mood. Become a trusting and respectful customer and you will be treated like king.[/QUOTE]That is good excuse for asking tip upfront. She can just ask her customers to show the cash in the wallet.

3rd time here looking for the elusive Coco in my search for busty Asian providers. The two times prior I walked in unannounced to be unlucky. This time I called and requested Coco before my arrival. Wendy walks up in a pink dress that was very revealing of her small chest presenting her self as Coco. I paid for and hour and asked her if she was sure she was CoCo and she reinforced her position. I've never seen Wendy before and decided to let it happen she was respectably cute. Massage was pretty innocent while on my chest however very serious and CMT like. She found all my kinks and knots and worked them out. At the 40 minute mark she switched to sensual mode and got me hard before flipping me. On the flip she gives me the stare and tickles my 11th finger. I tell her I don't think your Coco and she giggles. I motion for BJ to which she fires $120. I don't like the back and forth of haggling and wanted the BJ pretty bad and so I agreed but won't be back since I was lied to and $120 for a BJ is probably something I'd only pay Coco for. I also threw in that Wendy get completely naked to which she was okay with and she sits on my face while she covers me up and blows me to finish line. When she pulled her dress off to reveal her B tits I told her that she definitely isn't Coco to which she giggled her name is Wendy. Overall everything about Wendy was above average and fantastic outside of her price for CBJ and moral flexibility. After clean up I saw a 45-55 year old lady on my way out that I've also had in the same pink dress but also a smaller chest. Until I hear solid confirmation Coco is back, I won't be back.

Long time lurker, first time poster! I'm not the most active in the AMP scene, but here are a few experiences I have had. All were 1 hr sessions.

KS Spa- first place I ever went, about two years ago. I went back about 1. 5 yrs ago and had the same experience. 40/40 IIRC and the providers were late 30's / early 40's. Yoga pants with armor up top. OTC touching only. I got good massages and acceptable HE both times. Don't feel the need to go back.

Convoy massage- probably 2 yrs ago now. 40/40. I got a larger, but young chick who was very shy. OTC touching only. Great technique, lots of teasing. Good ending. I would think it would be more fun with a less shy provider.

Convoy massage and body care- 1. 5 yrs ago. 40/40. Standard experience. Pretty, young chick, limited access. She actually asked me to not touch her until the HE portion because it interfered with her ability to massage. That is pride in one's work! It wasn't awkward and I appreciated her saying it.

Z's- 3 x, at least 1. 5 yrs ago. Don't remember the chick I had the first time, Eva once, then Anna and an unnamed helper just for the HE portion. 40/40 except for the 40/80 for the tandem HE. First chick was good, Eva was awesome, and Anna was kind of lackluster. But she did shove her tits in my face and stare me down while the other chick finished me off. So that was really cool.

Diamond (La Mesa) - 1. 5 yrs ago. 40/40, Eva. She is so great. Standard high quality massage and continual grabbing of my hands to put them on her. I asked for a Russian finish and she obliged.

Aria- about a month ago. 100/90. Idk her name. Early 40's I'd guess. No ass, nice rack, acted young. She put her tongue on, and slightly in, my back exit without me asking or discussing. That was pretty neat. On the flip, she stripped and negotiations began. I was excused for not bringing enough money on my first visit. Honestly, had I known the price structure, I would not have gone in the first place. HF+160 is apparently the expectation. Anyway, got a CBJ and lasted all of 10 seconds. Haha. I guess that made up for my lack of funds.

I will post some other reviews on the Independent forum. Thanks to those who share information!

I forgot to mention Heavenly Hands. I kind of considered them not a true AMP, but anyway. Went twice. Really great service both times with the full nude and body slide option. Those were great body rubs too. No shyness, full views, maximum contact. Had a chick named Giselle the second time. Australian chick, super hot. Both times I went, they had the milking tables. Now THAT was a sensation. Extra blood rushing to where you wanted it, no need to awkwardly lift your hips to grant access while face down, etc. I am pretty unclear on what happened to HH or those tables. It looked like there was an attempt to keep it going for a bit, but it seems to have faded into obscurity. I have never heard of anyone else with one.

Also I meant to apologize for not contributing for so long. And again, thanks to those who do.

[QUOTE=NamotuMan1;5331157]Was on my way to grab dinner at Sombrero on Mission Gorge when I noticed a massage "Grand Opening" sign right across the street on Vandever. It's in a tiny, 2-story strip mall complex called Majestic Center. Located on the ground floor in the same suite where I've previously had accupuncture done. The vibe is definitely different now. I walked in and met Ivy. Tall, thin, probably late 30's. Who wore a t-shirt and denim miniskirt, no mask when she met me but she put one on for the massage. She's pretty cute. She took my $60 HF for one hour and showed me to a huge room with a massage table and two couches. She left while I got undressed and laid on the table. When she came back, she draped me in a sheet and did a good pre-massage with lots of pressure. She even laid on my back full-length and applied pressure that way. Never experienced that before but it felt pretty good. Then the sheet came off, the oil went on and she gave a great massage while checking in often (in a soft, whispery voice) about the pressure and whether I was feeling OK. Very minimal teasing while face down before she left to get a hot towel. After the wipe down she did a little teasing before turning down the lights and letting me flip. Still no sheet, she did a light fingertip massage for a minute before asking whether I wanted to be massaged "here". Of course! "Oil?" Of course! She proceeded to deliver a top-notch HE, allowing me to roam OTC and eventually under her little skirt. I ended up hiking it up around her waist and found a tiny black thong. The OTC petting got pretty heavy (according to her breathing and moans) but I popped before getting any further. Her HE technique with two hands was that good. She cleaned me up and rounded out the hour with a great scalp and face massage. Provided me with water on the way out, along with a business card. They're open from 10 a-9 p every day and walk-ins are fine, but I'll probably call before my next trip to make sure I'm booked with Ivy. Normally I'd tip forty for service like this but the massage quality, finish technique and roaming opportunity warranted another twenty for a total of one twenty out the door, with plenty of change left for dinner.[/QUOTE]I saw ivy a few days ago and my experience was similar. I didn't push too much since dit was my first time but she seemed willing to shed some clothing on return visits. She was wearing a thin dress and allowed plenty of roaming while she finished me off. She continued to edge me after I popped until she was satisfied she got every drop out. Solid 60/60 spot.