Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Driver56;4144869]Wholistic Wellness in Warwick.

Amazing full services.

Need reference.

Def worth it.[/QUOTE]No reply yet to my email re references. Hey Driver56 how about some additional detail.

She answered the door, brought me to the room, collected the $70 house fee, had me wait a bit and then also did the TS as well as the rest of the massage and ending too.

She was wearing street clothes the whole time too. Claimed she was only doing this since it was soooooo busy but no cars out front and multiple rooms were empty with the doors open.

The TS was just ok since she was doing it faster and tougher than most do. The massage was also just ok which is a letdown since that's why I chose them was the need for a GOOD massage. She also had the lights turned off in the room and only light was from the hallway with the door cracked open Incase she needed to go answer the door etc.

No soft touch really, it was more like her reaching underneath and milking s cow to get it started. No UTC roaming at all and only lower half otc. Overall, pretty disappointed with her efforts and if stuck with her again would rather just leave.

[QUOTE=ReadyToLear;4147399]No reply yet to my email re references. Hey Driver56 how about some additional detail.[/QUOTE]Just so we can close this book. Never heard back from them or Driver56.

So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.

[QUOTE=TrustyPatches;4151241]So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.[/QUOTE]10 posts, 10 questions! Why don't you just go and make a report?

Last week hit it early morning. Channel was the assigned service provider. Pretty nice body, face was cute, not a spinner by any means. Rushed table shower, few minutes in the hot box then back to the room. Rub sucked. She sounded like she was in pain the entire time she was pushing on my back. Asked what I wanted and told her HJ only as she just did not do it for me. Standard fees and out the door in 40 minutes. I would not repeat with her.

I'm a fat dude, went to Harmony about a year ago, saw a 90 lbs Kgirl with nice fake tits and had the full experience for the standard donation. It's not really close to me, otherwise I'd go there more often, but generally if you're clean and you've got the green, these girls are up for it.

[QUOTE=TrustyPatches;4151241]So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TrustyPatches;4151241]So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.[/QUOTE]I'm a big boy too and I went there recently and walked out feeling satisfied. They may make several comments that you're "so big" and "such a big guy" but as long as you are willing to donate they are willing to perform. If you're nice and take things in stride then they will be the same to you.

I might be going out on a limb here, but I'm pretty sure literally none of the guys who go here are fitness models. If you're clean and not creepy or a prick, you'll be fine.

[QUOTE=TrustyPatches;4151241]So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TrustyPatches;4151241]So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.[/QUOTE]It's their job bro. 80% chance they are going to make you feel like a king. The other 20% is you get one who's just not into it or having a bad day, which happens to everybody and will have nothing to do with you but with whatever is going on with the girl. They are human, everybody has bad days and stuff going on which affects our work performance. I can day with confidence that any girl you see has seen dozens if not hundreds or thousands of guys who are uglier, fatter and less attractive than you. I honestly don't think it matters to them. Smile, be cool and calm and try to make her comfortable. Do that and you're ahead of the game already.

I have never heard of anybody having a bad time based off their looks. I'm no Don Juan, very average but some of the dudes I've seen on the way in and out of these places. Trust me, your looks don't matter. Just go and have a great time. Even if you get the rush job, you'll still enjoy every second.

Side note I hear Mika is back at her place, any news on Sophia? I would really really really love to see her again, she's my ATF mamasan LOL.

Does anybody know if Harmony has big girls (young, with big boobs)? I am not a fan of spinners. Thanks!

[QUOTE=TrustyPatches;4151241]So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.[/QUOTE]I find Harmony has the spinners but it's a production line to get you in and out. Far East and Pleasant seem to have a more comforting pace to please the customer. Girls are a little older but IMHO more attentive.

[QUOTE=TrustyPatches;4151241]So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.[/QUOTE]Picture Peter Griffin. I've never had a problem in an AMP. Been to several in RI and NYC (my personal favories) and the girls are very accommodating. Just be a gentleman and don't be smelly. Been doing this since the 80's and always left satisfied.

P.S. I do Not like Mass AMPs only happy endings and I like everything.

Visited the place after reading good review and service provided. I drew toto, was not offered a line up but was happy. Opted for table shower and everything offered (donation was. 7 to house and $. 4). Toto was very friendly and gave good attention to boys during tease. After that did CBJ for about 5-10 min and then to main action. Left happy.

[QUOTE=TrustyPatches;4151241]So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.[/QUOTE]Just go and enjoy. These girls have seen every body type there is. Go in clean and get a table shower anyway. Brush your teeth and floss the chunks out from last weeks pork chops so you have decent breath. Shave close or your stubble will be a negative. Don't do either right before you go so you don't have any open cuts if you plan to go down on her.

And don't grab and grope her, caress her and be gentle. Be nice to her. Don't overpay but don't be cheap.

Or are you trying to say you're too fat to bang her? That might be tough, it's a table, not a bed. You may have to settle for a BJ or HJ.