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[QUOTE=PlayTiem;2098640]Wow. I've not seen her, but the whole "I'm too pretty for that, just stick it in" thing has never really done it for me, especially if I'm paying for it... Obviously, to each his own. . (I guess smilies of all sorts just get turned into periods here. There's a menstruation joke here, but I can't figure it out just now.)

It was just funny to me because she apparently left a self-review here, and someone had commented on her leaving a link in the self-review to the admin version of her BP ad page... And, someone decided to take advantage of that and post that version of the ad.[/QUOTE]Well, I saw her for the first time on 07 May over on Commonwealth and didn't know of all the "rules." I had been searching and striking out all day, and finally got with her. Still, she was a sweet, pretty girl (but with obvious drug use signs), but I was was able to pound her sweet pussy, while looking at her great ass for 30 minutes for 4 Jacksons, but left me satisfied for the day. I will only repeat if in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Geedawgjax;2097269]Does anybody know if Kendall has gotten the kitty fumigated? I sure would like to see her but don't have a Hazmat suit handy.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-blonde-bombshell-28/6059260[/URL][/QUOTE]No Sir! I had a buddy visit with her yesterday. He said the smell engulfed her room. She really needs to get that thing looked at. Poor girl.

[QUOTE=Geedawgjax;2097269]Does anybody know if Kendall has gotten the kitty fumigated? I sure would like to see her but don't have a Hazmat suit handy.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-blonde-bombshell-28/6059260[/URL][/QUOTE]Not sure why anybody would want to see this one, she even sometimes posts pics of her feet which are dirty and grimy looking. Just from those pics alone I would never even consider going to see a girl, if she can't bath and take care of herself for pictures who knows what other stuff she has going on. If I had to guess I'd wager she doesn't bathe much.

[QUOTE=Jactionville;2098622]That is Trina! What the hell kind of post is that? She didn't seem to have that much of a sense of humor. Weird! But, I guess her reviews are bad because she won't suck or touch a dick; covered or not. Basically, it's just pussy from her, which she does have a sweet little one. She also has an incredible ass. When I have seen her, I'd have to get myself hard, and then pound away looking at her gorgeous little butt. She's a sweet girl, but her menu is extremely limited.[/QUOTE]

She won't touch your junk at all? No wonder she has to post self-reviews to get business LOL. Sounds like she's in the wrong line of biz if she doesn't like touching random guys. Might as well just stay home and save some money if you have to get "mini me" going yourself.

Her ad was taken down, previous posts mentioned something funny in her ad in bold. What did it say?

Had a wonderful dream of Gigi last night. She was running about 45 minutes late, but finally arrived at my place. Waiting in a hotel parking lot for that long, I def would have given up, but waiting in the comfort of your own home isn't too bad, so it was no biggie. I won't go into much detail as I've reviewed her before, but would like to reiterate how sweet and fun she is. BBBJ was wonderful and had to hit that K9 so I could see that beautiful booty from behind. Eventually finished up and she was on her way. Will repeat again for sure. Happy mongering and be safe!

Everyone was talking about her a few days ago and I knew it wouldn't be long until I was dreaming about her myself.

In my dream, everything was really good. Uncovered for the oral, covered for the rest...

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PM for details.

[QUOTE=DrewPark;2098098]The previous comments are spot on. If you are truly concerned, then arrange to meet them outside and escort them in. Unless she is dolled up like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman", no one will even pay attention. And if the hotel requires a key card for the elevator then you'll have to rendezvous and bring her up.

Funny story. Years ago I was on a business trip to Washington DC and staying in a hotel that required a key card to operate the elevator. After dining out and getting back to the hotel, my colleague and I jumped into the elevator with an older fellow and a young pretty girl. My pal was hitting the elevator buttons but nothing was happening. I told him he needed to swipe his key card. "What for? What is that all about" he asked. I replied "It's the hooker lock-out device..." We both laughed heartily but the older fellow and the girl glowed beet red.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I could tall you stories of similar experiences. How many times I have seen the girl dressed provocatively / inappropriately for the hotel and so obvious in the elevator. Once the girl tried to deflect suspicion by chatting with her John, saying Dad, can we go here or there this week? I thought the guy would cry when she called him "Dad".

Another time I noticed a very hot and well dressed woman with a guy get off on my same floor. I made some innocuous compliment to her dress on the elevator on the way up. They had to pass me as I was entering my room. He looked uncomfortable and she just winked and I smiled back.

30 min later there was a knock on my door and she asked to come in. After some strange opening chit chat where we determined what was what, she said her date 'finished early" ...and she was wondering if I could help her out. Said she charged $500 an hour but if I had a see-note she was good to go. And she was great. ...oh to be young and studly again.

[QUOTE=MudslideSlim;2098489]WE are missing details. There are important considerations here. Unless the preference is to PM so you don't feel like you're kissing and telling.

But once on the forum seems to be much more efficient that 20 IMs going bck and forth.[/QUOTE]She has like 100 reviews on various sites. All good if you like MILFs.

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Tried a few searches and it looks real. Tell me some good news. She hasn't answer my calls yet.

Had a dream today I finally caught up with Darby. She is super sweet and friendly. Meet me at door with a smile, looking good I must say. Helped me get undressed and went to work with BBBJ! Did the popping thing Pipe spoke of and I had to concentrate on not ending my dream so soon! After that she took direction very well offering several different positions. Did not ask for donation or rushed me the entire time, which was very cool! Finished up, she helped me clean up, gave donation and ended dream. Overall, I guess we all learn from our mistakes and how we change after that is what matters. She has changed and is a good goto girl!

Hunt safe.

VN.

(And NO this was not a pussy paid advertisement! LOL).

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Tried a few searches and it looks real. Tell me some good news. She hasn't answer my calls yet.[/QUOTE]I'm going to say she is not here.. Search Google images.

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Tried a few searches and it looks real. Tell me some good news. She hasn't answer my calls yet.[/QUOTE]You mean the porn star Tiffany Teen? From, what, a decade ago? Sorry for the not good news. Even if I hadn't recognized her, Google image search is your friend!

[QUOTE=JaxQt;2098913]Her ad was taken down, previous posts mentioned something funny in her ad in bold. What did it say?[/QUOTE]Damn, now I wish I had just copied that part here.

The bold part said something like "I have terrible reviews, which is why I'm not posting my name here. I also post self-reviews, leaving a link for the administrator version of my ad. Aside from that, everything else is true, except for the ass pic.".

So, she had self-reviewed (here, IIRC), and accidentally left a link so somebody with a bit of a sense of humor went and edited (or re-posted) her ad with that bit added.

[QUOTE=PlayTiem;2099407]You mean the porn star Tiffany Teen? From, what, a decade ago? Sorry for the not good news. Even if I hadn't recognized her, Google image search is your friend![/QUOTE]Looks like whoever it is stays working in FL.

Well has anyone checked her out?

[QUOTE=Rapture11;2095451]Has anyone visited this girl?

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