Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SeymourBoots;6890103]Sorry to burst the bubble on this one but based on my first experience there, it does not look promising. Place has been renovated. 3 or 4 rooms with doors. Front desk attendant. Drew Linda a 60 year old pear shaped woman. Average massage. Absolutely no indication of extras, low energy, no eye contact. Got the full hour, gave a tip and left. I saw 3 girls total, all 3. 5's or lower. Maybe things will change once they cycle through.[/QUOTE]I'm curious was she latina or asian cause I like fat asses.

I've been lurking here and have been curious as to what the girls here look like Are they typically older or fairly younger? I don't expect 20's young but at least 30's or sometimes 40's is ok depending on how decent they look. When it comes to AMP's I am kinda shallow cause I want someone that is good looking and has a decent attitude and I prefer to be called pet names and compliments but I never get that sadly. At regular AMP's theyre too formal and I don't like that. What is it like for those that been here?

[QUOTE=MJC0994;6912316]I'm curious was she latina or asian cause I like fat asses.[/QUOTE]Feels like Groundhog Day.

[QUOTE=SeymourBoots;6912466]Feels like Groundhog Day.[/QUOTE]I don't get it.

Drew Nikki. About 5 foot five. Small breasts. Mid 30's. Pretty face. 160 roses. Susan spoiled me.

She wanted to know if I wanted to jump right in to FS. I opted for a little massage first. It wasn't bad. She sat on my back. Those soft thighs and little bit of stubble felt great. Pressure was light. Not a terrible massage but not Susan level.

FS was good. I am not a porn star like some of yall but she made me feel like one. She didn't want deep. Man, I need to train like Rocky for this hobby. Blowing in 10 for an hour visit is a waste.

Nikki was sweet, didn't check her phone too much, but did at one point while I was going down.

Susan was there weeks ago and moved to a spa near Salisbury. She was the best. Great FS but, after I popped, she gave a killer massage for the rest of the time.

I am going to take a break from AMPs until I am a damn marathon man.

[QUOTE=MJC0994;6912495]I don't get it.[/QUOTE]It wasn't that long ago where, after a lot of posts asking for information but providing little, you made a dramatic exit from the board, promising never to return (but not before insulting the members who went out of their way to help you).

Now you're back doing the same thing. It's like you didn't learn anything. Because you probably didn't.

You said you're interested in Wellness. There are already lots of posts about Wellness. If you're really interested, go to an ATM, get some cash, go there, and write a post describing your visit.

You may not be interested in AMPs since you said you don't like the AMP experience. You might be better off with escorts. Search for one who can tailor the experience to your preferences, pet names, etc.

If you're having difficulty finding what you want in this realm, you may be better off giving up the hobby and pursuing civilians through dating sites.

If you're going to post here, on any of the forums, I suspect you'll find it to be a more positive experience if you provide intel before asking for it.

Whatever you decide to do, don't do the same thing and expect a different result.

[QUOTE=Vagitarian;6913564]It wasn't that long ago where, after a lot of posts asking for information but providing little, you made a dramatic exit from the board, promising never to return (but not before insulting the members who went out of their way to help you).

Now you're back doing the same thing. It's like you didn't learn anything. Because you probably didn't.

You said you're interested in Wellness. There are already lots of posts about Wellness. If you're really interested, go to an ATM, get some cash, go there, and write a post describing your visit.

You may not be interested in AMPs since you said you don't like the AMP experience. You might be better off with escorts. Search for one who can tailor the experience to your preferences, pet names, etc.

If you're having difficulty finding what you want in this realm, you may be better off giving up the hobby and pursuing civilians through dating sites.

If you're going to post here, on any of the forums, I suspect you'll find it to be a more positive experience if you provide intel before asking for it.

Whatever you decide to do, don't do the same thing and expect a different result.[/QUOTE]I didn't have any intentions on being rude or anything but since you took me there, I have no choice but to defend myself. First off I didn't think anyone would even remember me from posting here like 2 years ago but obviously since you and maybe others probably remember me also, I'm never posting here again and this time I mean it. I may have come off aggressive at times on here in the past and it was dumb sure but its in the past now. I didn't think this forum was a give and take type of thing when it comes to giving out information but since that's the case it is what it is I don't feel comfortable doing that's also another reason I rather not post here anymore. Also you recommended dating apps. I wouldn't be here if dating apps actually worked for me which they don't and I am extremely socially awkward and have no luck with regular girls and afraid to cold approach which I'm not ashamed to admit. I'm man enough to admit my flaws but at the same time that doesn't mean I'm a pushover and I just let anyone just talk or disrespect me any type of way hence this forum or in real life period. I'm just going to have to go to these places and find out for myself what its like since this is a "give or take" type of forum and no one is friendly enough to share anything but it is what it is. Whatever you or whoever is reading this decides to reply to this post I'm not going back and forth so yall keep doing you. This place just isn't for me.

[QUOTE=MDFootLover;6905306]I've been twice without even an accidental graze. Also, both times they had some men working there.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that!

Went back to golden. Jo Jo was busy so I went for lily. Paid 70 for hour. This time I was in the basement. They pipe th music throughout the whole place at a nice volume. I kinda like that. And all the rooms have actual doors. Lilly was pretty, big smile. Maybe 30 . I couldn't make out her build too well, she had baggy clothes on. She did a great massage, maybe a little too light. I think it's a regular thing for them to take their time and want to do 90 min. Which I did.

I let my hand roam some and it was never swatted away. But nothing at the end. She didn't know any English at all. There seems to be 4 different girls there. I am not giving up yet. It's like a mission now.

Next visit I'm going to be a little more aggressive and flash some green. Maybe try Jo Jo if I can. She felt promising, actually gave me a kiss last time. Will keep you posted.

Ever been to magic fingers / j1 in Linthicum? There was a steady older lady there named Amy. Anybody seen her?

How about Lilly accu in Glen Burnie? There was a steady older lady there named Anna.

[QUOTE=ScubaHere;6914308]Went back to golden. Jo Jo was busy so I went for lily. Paid 70 for hour. This time I was in the basement. They pipe th music throughout the whole place at a nice volume. I kinda like that. And all the rooms have actual doors. Lilly was pretty, big smile. Maybe 30 . I couldn't make out her build too well, she had baggy clothes on. She did a great massage, maybe a little too light. I think it's a regular thing for them to take their time and want to do 90 min. Which I did.

I let my hand roam some and it was never swatted away. But nothing at the end. She didn't know any English at all. There seems to be 4 different girls there. I am not giving up yet. It's like a mission now.

Next visit I'm going to be a little more aggressive and flash some green. Maybe try Jo Jo if I can. She felt promising, actually gave me a kiss last time. Will keep you posted.[/QUOTE]Do they still ask for cash up front, all 3 times I've been they wanted cash first and then just a normal massage without even an accidental graze. Another poster said he paid for the tableshower but they covered his d and no play.

Texted for pics and was kinda indifferent about making the trip as I wasn't blown away. But the itch needed scratched.

Parked in lot behind and entered via back door. Jenny met me immediately and walked me to the room (closest to back door) had the customary brown "sexy clinician" outfit on. Gave me a kiss and asked for money up front (no prob). She left and came back to find me laying on the table ready to go. She smiled and slipped off the brown get up. Wow! She looked stacked in the outfit she had on underneath but alas. The typical AMP push up get up. She started on my back from the head of the table with her lower half easily accessible. So I accessed. After about 5 minutes of rubbing on her while she's rubbing on me. She turns and goes to counter to get cover I suppose. I laid on my side and motioned her back to the table. She giggled and smiled and came back over to lie down next to me. That's when the fun started. Great make out session,. Her twisting and rolling on top of me and vice versa, arms and legs intertwined. Neck kissing nipple kissing, groping and back scratching it was great. All the while she's giving me some hand action and I'm fingering her. This goes on for awhile. Then I go down on her for awhile. , she loved it. Gentle FIV and then FIA. She's loving it and making all the right noises. , do this for 10 minutes or so. Then I turn on back for my turn. And she busts out a top shelf BBBJ. While playing with balls and stroking my ass. I'm sure I popped in less than 2 minutes, then more cuddling and kissing. Then she says one more time. Alas I wanted to. But the nut I busted the first time wasn't going to allow for a second one. So more cuddling and rubbing and rolling around on the table for the remainder of the hour. It was a very sexy session. Definitely would repeat.

[QUOTE=MDFootLover;6914663]Do they still ask for cash up front, all 3 times I've been they wanted cash first and then just a normal massage without even an accidental graze. Another poster said he paid for the tableshower but they covered his d and no play.[/QUOTE]I paid the house fee upfront. The tip I did afterwards. I saw the table shower but didn't even consider it nor was it offered.

Yea, so far pretty unexciting. Lilly did giggle a little when the sheet moved off my junk, but she put put it back. But, like I said, my hand wasn't swatted away from feeling her ass. So I don't know. I'm going to try again. Keep you posted.

[QUOTE=MDFootLover;6914663]Do they still ask for cash up front, all 3 times I've been they wanted cash first and then just a normal massage without even an accidental graze. Another poster said he paid for the tableshower but they covered his d and no play.[/QUOTE]I don't like asking upfront but haggling is not my thing so I changed my mind. Before heading a place, I try to find out their standard fee and put that amount on the table. In my experience, if they ask for anything more that, it must be a red flag. So if I'm still all dressed I just walk.

Anyone got any info on an AMP with the numbers 531? I was hearing something about there possibly being a new one around.

Thanks brothers.