General Reports

Okay Guys, I know that this may sound like a huge load of BS, but I had to tell all Mongers this true story, as you just never know when an opportunity may show it's beautiful face! I had heard through the grapevine about a gorgeous woman who recently got laid off, and that she had resorted to cleaning houses until she got another job. Now, by the conversation, this woman was supposedly a drop-dead, gorgeous, blue-eyed blonde, with large breasts (34DD) , about 5'-2" and very tight body because she runs marathons. My Monger sense went on high alert and I asked for her number.

I called her and requested her to meet me for a luncheon interview, and when she arrived my mouth dropped to the floor! Now, I've seen plenty of gorgeous women in my day, but this woman was definitely in my top 10! To make a long story short, we had a 3-hour luncheon, where she went through two glasses of wine and I got to learn a lot about her past and current situation (funny how wine loosens up the tongue!) , which she told me that she wasn't happy with her current boyfriend. Bingo! That was my green-light to make my proposal. I had already gotten her rates for an all-day cleaning job on a house of my size, so I just put it out there, very tactfully, of course, that I really wasn't interested in her cleaning my house, but more like wanting her "intimate company".

To my surprise, she told me she had figured that out mid-way through lunch, and when I asked if I had offended her, she said,"No, not at all. In fact, I'm flattered." Well, the luncheon interview ended with her stating,"Let me think it over, but I'll tell you this, your timing is perfect, as if things were going great with my boyfriend, I would not even consider it." Mongers, that was 10 days ago. We made an appointment for Thursday at noon for a 4-hour house cleaning (two days ago) at noon, and it lasted just shy of 36 hours! I'm not fucking kidding.

Damn, spent the entire day lying around the pool and fucking in every room of my house so she could say she "cleaned every room". Oh, and to put more "salt into the wound" (LOL) , she is a total fucking sex-freak who is into everything, and I mean everything! She was the one who said in the middle of one of the very many sexual "cleanings","I'd love to see some photos of your cock in my mouth." Damn, it took me only 10 seconds to get out the camera, and she performed just like a porn star! Oh, and she loves to bite and scratch! Good thing I don't have anyone to report to! And it was hilarious listening to her giving her explanations to her boyfriend as to why she wasn't home! No, they don't live together. Come to think of it, in one of our heated moments, she begged me to "spank my ass, Daddy!" while I was taking her Doggie-style, and I left some very red hand prints on her gorgeous ass! Hope she remembers not to let him see her ass for a few days! Thank God I had already decided to take the rest of the week off for an extended Memorial Day weekend, and glad I did. Bottom line, as she left, she said,"Okay, I cancelled a cleaning job, yesterday, in order to stay with you (so very true, as I listened!) , so I'd appreciate it if you would reimburse me for that, but from now on I'll be seeing you for no charge."

WOW! Mongers, I gladly handed over a Benjamin, and with a smile and deep kiss, she said goodbye, and that she will see me next week at no charge. Well, the moral of this story, is that you just don't ever know when an opportunity may come your way, but keep your eyes and ears open, and never hesitate asking. The worse they can say is "Fuck you!" But the potential rewards could be mind-blowing! God, I'm still sore, tired, but smiling from ear to ear! Happy Memorial Day Mongers!

CTL

[QUOTE=Orlando Irish; 1455453]I have noticed that several times it was mentioned about buying a seperate phone for our dreams. Does anyone have any recommended place to get these? I think I saw these at 7-11and / or verizon store and wanted to see. I do not want to give my main number in my dreamworld. Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks[/Quote]You can pick them up anywhere. With many options it can be confusing. Depending on the usage, some plans are better than others. The go phone from ATT is $25 for 90 days. One plan allows you to pay $2 per days only used. This one is great unless you are going to use it everyday. Then per minute charge would be better.

No CTL, she might not be up there anymore, I'll check again later. This one was arrested in Osceola Co by KPD, and her birthday is March 11 whatever the year is. Very girl next door looking, heather blonde / light brown hair, looks like green eyes, doesn't look like an escort at all; looks like a high school cheerleader. Was busted on 2 counts, if I remember correctly. She was featured at the bottom of the page at one time as one of the web-sites "most popular". Again initials are W A. Thanks for your input. Montana.

[QUOTE=CamelToeLover; 1456232]Montana,

I filtered for Female ages 25 to 27 for Osceola County on that website, but didn't find any "very pretty young female (26)" recently arrested for Prostitution. The only one that I find as "very pretty" is a 25 yrs old with initials V. G. What are the initials of the one you're talking about?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CamelToeLover; 1456309]Okay Guys, I know that this may sound like a huge load of BS, but I had to tell all Mongers this true story, as you just never know when an opportunity may show it's beautiful face! I had heard through the grapevine about a gorgeous woman who recently got laid off, and that she had resorted to cleaning houses until she got another job. Now, by the conversation, this woman was supposedly a drop-dead, gorgeous, blue-eyed blonde, with large breasts (34DD) , about 5'-2" and very tight body because she runs marathons. My Monger sense went on high alert and I asked for her number.

I called her and requested her to meet me for a luncheon interview, and when she arrived my mouth dropped to the floor! Now, I've seen plenty of gorgeous women in my day, but this woman was definitely in my top 10! To make a long story short, we had a 3-hour luncheon, where she went through two glasses of wine and I got to learn a lot about her past and current situation (funny how wine loosens up the tongue!) , which she told me that she wasn't happy with her current boyfriend. Bingo! That was my green-light to make my proposal. I had already gotten her rates for an all-day cleaning job on a house of my size, so I just put it out there, very tactfully, of course, that I really wasn't interested in her cleaning my house, but more like wanting her "intimate company".

To my surprise, she told me she had figured that out mid-way through lunch, and when I asked if I had offended her, she said,"No, not at all. In fact, I'm flattered." Well, the luncheon interview ended with her stating,"Let me think it over, but I'll tell you this, your timing is perfect, as if things were going great with my boyfriend, I would not even consider it." Mongers, that was 10 days ago. We made an appointment for Thursday at noon for a 4-hour house cleaning (two days ago) at noon, and it lasted just shy of 36 hours! I'm not fucking kidding.

Damn, spent the entire day lying around the pool and fucking in every room of my house so she could say she "cleaned every room". Oh, and to put more "salt into the wound" (LOL) , she is a total fucking sex-freak who is into everything, and I mean everything! She was the one who said in the middle of one of the very many sexual "cleanings","I'd love to see some photos of your cock in my mouth." Damn, it took me only 10 seconds to get out the camera, and she performed just like a porn star! Oh, and she loves to bite and scratch! Good thing I don't have anyone to report to! And it was hilarious listening to her giving her explanations to her boyfriend as to why she wasn't home! No, they don't live together. Come to think of it, in one of our heated moments, she begged me to "spank my ass, Daddy!" while I was taking her Doggie-style, and I left some very red hand prints on her gorgeous ass! Hope she remembers not to let him see her ass for a few days! Thank God I had already decided to take the rest of the week off for an extended Memorial Day weekend, and glad I did. Bottom line, as she left, she said,"Okay, I cancelled a cleaning job, yesterday, in order to stay with you (so very true, as I listened!) , so I'd appreciate it if you would reimburse me for that, but from now on I'll be seeing you for no charge."

WOW! Mongers, I gladly handed over a Benjamin, and with a smile and deep kiss, she said goodbye, and that she will see me next week at no charge. Well, the moral of this story, is that you just don't ever know when an opportunity may come your way, but keep your eyes and ears open, and never hesitate asking. The worse they can say is "Fuck you!" But the potential rewards could be mind-blowing! God, I'm still sore, tired, but smiling from ear to ear! Happy Memorial Day Mongers!

CTL[/QUOTE]Ahhh the joy of being single and spontaneous. I envy you. Have fun!

Okay,

After seeing my new sexy House Cleaner last week, we parted with her promise to see me this week. Well, I went out of town to visit family for the long weekend, and she spent the long weekend with her boyfriend. That didn't stop her from texting and calling me several times each day, and when I returned home Monday evening, she called and asked if I still would like to see her tomorrow. I immediately said yes, because I had taken Tuesday off since she had promised to see me. Well, she arrived just a little before noon, and was dressed so damn sexy with skinny jeans and a tight fitting top without any bra that really showed off her 34DD's.

Needless to say, she wasn't in my house 6 mins and we were going at it like crazy! Spent the next 6 hours in a blurr of sexual frenzy, with occasional periods to eat and relax in the pool, but this woman is a sexual dynamo that easily orgasms and loves it kinky! Damn, I still can't believe I stumbled across this gorgeous woman! I will be visiting this forum, but I won't be posting any reviews for a while!

Oh, and all the Mongers who PM'd me asking for her name & number, all I can say is,"Are you fucking kidding me"? Please read my original post, again! I just happened to be in the right place at the right time. She has a boyfriend, but he's not talking care of business, and that's the ONLY reason she agreed to see me in the first place. Now, she's taken such a liking to me, that she is seeing me for absolutely no money at all. No way am I giving up this woman's info! However, here's a photo for you guys to dream!

CTL

[QUOTE=CamelToeLover; 1456309]Okay Guys, I know that this may sound like a huge load of BS, but I had to tell all Mongers this true story, as you just never know when an opportunity may show it's beautiful face! I had heard through the grapevine about a gorgeous woman who recently got laid off, and that she had resorted to cleaning houses until she got another job. Now, by the conversation, this woman was supposedly a drop-dead, gorgeous, blue-eyed blonde, with large breasts (34DD) , about 5'-2" and very tight body because she runs marathons. My Monger sense went on high alert and I asked for her number.

WOW! Mongers, I gladly handed over a Benjamin, and with a smile and deep kiss, she said goodbye, and that she will see me next week at no charge. Well, the moral of this story, is that you just don't ever know when an opportunity may come your way, but keep your eyes and ears open, and never hesitate asking. The worse they can say is "Fuck you!" But the potential rewards could be mind-blowing! God, I'm still sore, tired, but smiling from ear to ear! Happy Memorial Day Mongers!

CTL[/QUOTE]

I hate you. (LOL)

Montana.

[QUOTE=CamelToeLover; 1458647]Okay,

After seeing my new sexy House Cleaner last week, we parted with her promise to see me this week. Well, I went out of town to visit family for the long weekend, and she spent the long weekend with her boyfriend. That didn't stop her from texting and calling me several times each day, and when I returned home Monday evening, she called and asked if I still would like to see her tomorrow. I immediately said yes, because I had taken Tuesday off since she had promised to see me. Well, she arrived just a little before noon, and was dressed so damn sexy with skinny jeans and a tight fitting top without any bra that really showed off her 34DD's.

Needless to say, she wasn't in my house 6 mins and we were going at it like crazy! Spent the next 6 hours in a blurr of sexual frenzy, with occasional periods to eat and relax in the pool, but this woman is a sexual dynamo that easily orgasms and loves it kinky! Damn, I still can't believe I stumbled across this gorgeous woman! I will be visiting this forum, but I won't be posting any reviews for a while!

Oh, and all the Mongers who PM'd me asking for her name & number, all I can say is,"Are you fucking kidding me"? Please read my original post, again! I just happened to be in the right place at the right time. She has a boyfriend, but he's not talking care of business, and that's the ONLY reason she agreed to see me in the first place. Now, she's taken such a liking to me, that she is seeing me for absolutely no money at all. No way am I giving up this woman's info! However, here's a photo for you guys to dream!

CTL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Montana77; 1459028]I hate you. (LOL)

Montana.[/QUOTE]However, I raise a glass of the BEST Wine I can afford and TOAST you. As they say,"A dream is a wish your heart makes!" Or is that a "Hard on Makes" LOL.

Good For You!

[QUOTE=Montana77; 1459028]I hate you. (LOL)

Montana.[/QUOTE]Add me to the list. Lucky bastard. Can't blame CTL for not sharing. I'd do the same.

Does this woman have any girlfriends who aren't being satisfied?

PLEASE put her number in your will for me.)

[QUOTE=CamelToeLover; 1458647]Okay,

After seeing my new sexy House Cleaner last week, we parted with her promise to see me this week. Well, I went out of town to visit family for the long weekend, and she spent the long weekend with her boyfriend. That didn't stop her from texting and calling me several times each day, and when I returned home Monday evening, she called and asked if I still would like to see her tomorrow. I immediately said yes, because I had taken Tuesday off since she had promised to see me. Well, she arrived just a little before noon, and was dressed so damn sexy with skinny jeans and a tight fitting top without any bra that really showed off her 34DD's.

Needless to say, she wasn't in my house 6 mins and we were going at it like crazy! Spent the next 6 hours in a blurr of sexual frenzy, with occasional periods to eat and relax in the pool, but this woman is a sexual dynamo that easily orgasms and loves it kinky! Damn, I still can't believe I stumbled across this gorgeous woman! I will be visiting this forum, but I won't be posting any reviews for a while!

Oh, and all the Mongers who PM'd me asking for her name & number, all I can say is,"Are you fucking kidding me"? Please read my original post, again! I just happened to be in the right place at the right time. She has a boyfriend, but he's not talking care of business, and that's the ONLY reason she agreed to see me in the first place. Now, she's taken such a liking to me, that she is seeing me for absolutely no money at all. No way am I giving up this woman's info! However, here's a photo for you guys to dream!

CTL[/QUOTE]

Guys, although I do get a kick out of "rubbing it in" with my good fortune, I am real enough to know that an opportunity like this doesn't come around very often, so I am going to take it slow and enjoy it! In all honesty, this woman doesn't come across as wanting to fuck around for money, as she has taken a very deep interest in me at the moment. And the fact that she's currently involved in a relationship, and has chosen me to have a "discreet side affair", and that she texts and calls me several times during each and every day, tells me that she's specifically looking for a one-on-one relationship, as she has told me that she does not normally cheat, but she is just fed up that he is not showing any interest, lately. Some guys are just so fucking arrogant, they think just because they're wealthy, that women won't fuck around on them. What a dumbass!

Meanwhile, I suggest that all of you should check out any ads for Cleaning Ladies in both, Backpage and Craigslist. Ask them for their photos, and that should give them a hint that you're looking for an attractive woman, which I'm sure any woman who's "open-minded" would respond with their photo. If they do, then ask for a 'luncheon interview' for a cleaning job, and take it from there!

CTL

[QUOTE=Montana77; 1459028]I hate you. (LOL)

Montana.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Loving302; 1459126]However, I raise a glass of the BEST Wine I can afford and TOAST you. As they say,"A dream is a wish your heart makes!" Or is that a "Hard on Makes" LOL.

Good For You![/QUOTE][QUOTE=Ron628; 1459127]Add me to the list. Lucky bastard. Can't blame CTL for not sharing. I'd do the same.

Does this woman have any girlfriends who aren't being satisfied?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Spacemanfl;1459205]PLEASE put her number in your will for me.)[/QUOTE]

Originally Posted by Pinoboy.

Originally Posted by VerySlowly.

Would you rather I post that you're a 30 whyear old Philippine who is more interested in body fluids than sex? This is not a kinky shit board dude, apparently you have what is called a "Death wish" get some Psychiatric help before you wind up sitting in a corner crying and wishing you didn't do all those fun things that are causing you to die young.

Actually I'm a 36 year old F I L I P I N O and what my interests are is none of your goddamn business! Of what significance is my age and being Filipino anyway? Who really gives a fuck? And don't tell me what issues I have or what I should do about them! I'm a grown ass man and make all of my own choices of my own free will, fully aware of the possible consequences. If you are offended by it in any way then tough shit! Let this be our last communication! Don't mention my name or PM me ever again! I know what you are and who you are. Go drink some more golden showers you perverted asshole. Who do you think you are you telling me what to do, you fkn slope, go play with yourself on the kink boards, doush-bag sicko.

Ok just thought I'd post this up here for everyone to see. Apparently Mr. VS seems to have very personal issues with my methods of stimulation. I realize my preferences are not most folks cup of tea and that's fine. But to come at me in such a vicious manner is totally uncalled for. My attempt at ending this with him has proven fruitless as he once again felt the need to PM me after I specifically requested him to cease all discussion and communication about me and with me in any way! But, I would have dealt with it privately were it not for the racial epithet mentioned in his latest PM. And I'm sure his post where the fellow being kicked in the nuts being Asian is not by coincidence either. I sure hope the Admin doesn't flag this post as being of no value because IMO and hopefully many others are with me on this one as well, derogatory references in regards to one's ethnicity has absolutely no place here or anywhere for that matter! Being called "perverted" or "sicko" is one thing, but having racially charged innuendos thrown at me is NOT something I am inclined to accept lightly!

[QUOTE=CamelToeLover; 1459293]Guys, although I do get a kick out of "rubbing it in" with my good fortune, I am real enough to know that an opportunity like this doesn't come around very often, so I am going to take it slow and enjoy it! In all honesty, this woman doesn't come across as wanting to fuck around for money, as she has taken a very deep interest in me at the moment. And the fact that she's currently involved in a relationship, and has chosen me to have a "discreet side affair", and that she texts and calls me several times during each and every day, tells me that she's specifically looking for a one-on-one relationship, as she has told me that she does not normally cheat, but she is just fed up that he is not showing any interest, lately. Some guys are just so fucking arrogant, they think just because they're wealthy, that women won't fuck around on them. What a dumbass!

Meanwhile, I suggest that all of you should check out any ads for Cleaning Ladies in both, Backpage and Craigslist. Ask them for their photos, and that should give them a hint that you're looking for an attractive woman, which I'm sure any woman who's "open-minded" would respond with their photo. If they do, then ask for a 'luncheon interview' for a cleaning job, and take it from there!

CTL[/QUOTE]Camel Toe Lover,

I'm glad to see your good fortune. I had mine at one time before joining this board. Located her on BP and she was a striper on OBT at 22 OMG. My house cleaning lasted about two months. To this day I have never meet any one else like her. I keep in touch with her once in awhile. From Ft. Lauderdale to NY. You shall chairish the memories like I do. Lucky for me she was not camera shy. Let me take the as much as I wanted. I can't ever expect to top the experience I had with her. Oh enjoy while you can. I will include a pic here to see if my fellows no of her. She was posting as cleaning services. What memories I have. Go ahead and blot.

CR

Wow! She is a hot young cutie, for sure! I'm sure that was a fantastic two months of hot sexual fun! Yes, I know this will not last, as when she has "the talk" with her rich boyfriend, he will wise up and start taking notice! Meanwhile, I am totally enjoying her "cleaning services"! I highly suggest Mongers even post a job opening in CL and BP seeking an " energetic house cleaner" and make it a requirement to send current photos with job experience, then see who responds. Take any likely women to a "luncheon interview", and get a feeling for them. It cost me only $35 for lunch, and that ended up with 36 hrs of non-stop fun for a Benjamin! Hell, even if things didn't work out where she took a liking to me and not charge me for repeat visits, I'd be more than happy handing over a Ben for hours of unrestricted fun with this wild woman. Women who don't do this professionally are truly into it for the fun and passion, and it shows! Captain, thanks for sharing your "Cleaning Girl", as it shows there truly are possibilities out there for those who keep their eyes and ears open, and jump at the opportunities.

CTL.

[QUOTE=CaptainRide; 1459468]Camel Toe Lover,

I'm glad to see your good fortune. I had mine at one time before joining this board. Located her on BP and she was a striper on OBT at 22 OMG. My house cleaning lasted about two months. To this day I have never meet any one else like her. I keep in touch with her once in awhile. From Ft. Lauderdale to NY. You shall chairish the memories like I do. Lucky for me she was not camera shy. Let me take the as much as I wanted. I can't ever expect to top the experience I had with her. Oh enjoy while you can. I will include a pic here to see if my fellows no of her. She was posting as cleaning services. What memories I have. Go ahead and blot.

CR[/QUOTE]

Be careful CTL. Too many people hurt / exposed by jealous partners. Attached girls doing this in secret from their partner are a red flag for me. Even years after the fact a jealous boyfriend might decide to hunt down the "guy who ruined our relationship".

Similarly I recently heard from a girl I met who is no longer in the business. Although her SO was completely complicit and drove her to appointments and attended a "Meet and Greet" with her is now using her involvement in the business to take away their 6 year old daughter. Sad.

[QUOTE=CamelToeLover; 1459673]Wow! She is a hot young cutie, for sure! I'm sure that was a fantastic two months of hot sexual fun! Yes, I know this will not last, as when she has "the talk" with her rich boyfriend, he will wise up and start taking notice! Meanwhile, I am totally enjoying her "cleaning services"! I highly suggest Mongers even post a job opening in CL and BP seeking an " energetic house cleaner" and make it a requirement to send current photos with job experience, then see who responds. Take any likely women to a "luncheon interview", and get a feeling for them. It cost me only $35 for lunch, and that ended up with 36 hrs of non-stop fun for a Benjamin! Hell, even if things didn't work out where she took a liking to me and not charge me for repeat visits, I'd be more than happy handing over a Ben for hours of unrestricted fun with this wild woman. Women who don't do this professionally are truly into it for the fun and passion, and it shows! Captain, thanks for sharing your "Cleaning Girl", as it shows there truly are possibilities out there for those who keep their eyes and ears open, and jump at the opportunities.

CTL.[/QUOTE]

Soirbh,

Point well noted! I'm told that he has actually moved out of state to West Virginia, and left her high & dry. Of course, he could always pop up, so Mongers take heed and tread carefully! This hobby of ours is always filled with risk, so be on your guard.

CTL.

[QUOTE=Soirbh; 1459816]Be careful CTL. Too many people hurt / exposed by jealous partners. Attached girls doing this in secret from their partner are a red flag for me. Even years after the fact a jealous boyfriend might decide to hunt down the "guy who ruined our relationship".

Similarly I recently heard from a girl I met who is no longer in the business. Although her SO was completely complicit and drove her to appointments and attended a "Meet and Greet" with her is now using her involvement in the business to take away their 6 year old daughter. Sad.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=CamelToeLover; 1459317]Just finished meeting with a Provider I've known for over a year and her friend 'Crystal', who is desperately in need of financial assistance. First off, I don't like making such posts, as I've read so many instances of Mongers helping out women, just to get slapped in the face. So, I cannot vouch for Crystal's character, but the Provider is someone I've known for a very long time and she has never done me wrong. That's all I can attest to, and the fact that the photos of Crystal I've posted (23 years old. 5'0' dirty blonde, very slender body, small B-cups, and sparkling blue eyes) do indeed portray her! However, here's the catch about Crystal!

She's 6 months prego! That's right Mongers! Crystal, who is simply beautiful, definitely is pregnant! Her old man has literally abandoned her and left her with facing rent the first of the month, and upcoming utility bills, and a piece of shit car!

After speaking with Crystal, she assures me that she knows exactly what she's getting into. So, all I can say is that this is a tiny, very attractive woman, who is in need of help. Trusted & Senior Members can PM me for info.

CTL[/QUOTE]

Soirbh,

Hey, just realized you were talking about my newly discovered "Cleaning Lady", instead of Crystal. Yes, jealous boyfriends, as well as husbands, are most definitely something to be aware of. That's why she only comes to my place (gated community, manned by guard) which no one can get access to except by permission from the guard. We don't ever go out, just stay at my place, and have fun! Thanks for the concern!

CTL

[QUOTE=Soirbh; 1459816]Be careful CTL. Too many people hurt / exposed by jealous partners. Attached girls doing this in secret from their partner are a red flag for me. Even years after the fact a jealous boyfriend might decide to hunt down the "guy who ruined our relationship".

Similarly I recently heard from a girl I met who is no longer in the business. Although her SO was completely complicit and drove her to appointments and attended a "Meet and Greet" with her is now using her involvement in the business to take away their 6 year old daughter. Sad.[/QUOTE]

The original title of this thread is the General Reports thread.

First of all, I wish to extend my deepest apologies, as I should have known better than to try and help out a woman who has no idea of what an Escort does. After speaking with Crystal, again, and letting her know what is expected of her, as a minimum, she changed her mind. Go figure! Anyway, that will most definitely be the one and only time I put my neck out for a Provider.

CTL

[QUOTE=CamelToeLover]Just finished meeting with a Provider I've known for over a year and her friend 'Crystal', who is desperately in need of financial assistance. First off, I don't like making such posts, as I've read so many instances of Mongers helping out women, just to get slapped in the face. So, I cannot vouch for Crystal's character, but the Provider is someone I've known for a very long time and she has never done me wrong. That's all I can attest to, and the fact that the photos of Crystal I've posted (23 years old. 5'0' dirty blonde, very slender body, small B-cups, and sparkling blue eyes) do indeed portray her! However, here's the catch about Crystal!

She's 6 months prego! That's right Mongers! Crystal, who is simply beautiful, definitely is pregnant! Her old man has literally abandoned her and left her with facing rent the first of the month, and upcoming utility bills, and a piece of shit car!

After speaking with Crystal, she assures me that she knows exactly what she's getting into. So, all I can say is that this is a tiny, very attractive woman, who is in need of help. Trusted & Senior Members can PM me for info.

CTL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CamelToeLover; 1459892]Soirbh,

Hey, just realized you were talking about my newly discovered "Cleaning Lady", instead of Crystal. Yes, jealous boyfriends, as well as husbands, are most definitely something to be aware of. That's why she only comes to my place (gated community, manned by guard) which no one can get access to except by permission from the guard. We don't ever go out, just stay at my place, and have fun! Thanks for the concern!

CTL[/QUOTE]Many years ago I was dating a girl, we broke up, and a few months later I got a call from her husband. He told me they had 3 kids (boys) that he took to Tampa with him on a construction job he was working. The little **** was messing with me and a few other guys. Naturally I told him we just became friends and then lost touch, and I knew nothing about him and the boys. It did make me really nervous, and I felt really bad for him and his kids.

Mostly dealing with things that did not really fit in the other categories.

I use it to introduce casual gals I find, speaking of which.

Kissimmee, Hmmmmmmmmm oh geeeeeeeeeee, wow, I may never leave town again.

After several schedule mishaps, I discovered an excellent photographer right under my nose. ASHLEY! (MYSTICAL0945) After dealing with my fussing, stopping for dinner and wine, and a nap, she came up with these. LOL Thanks Ashley for being so patient with me. I hope you guys enjoy these as much as I enjoyed taking them. Ladies you should give Ashley a try. She did excellent work if I must say so myself! . Thanks and enjoy.

JADA69

[QUOTE=Jethrow1; 1460495]Mostly dealing with things that did not really fit in the other categories.

I use it to introduce casual gals I find, speaking of which.

Kissimmee, Hmmmmmmmmm oh geeeeeeeeeee, wow, I may never leave town again.[/QUOTE]I think Kissimmee is now my favorite hangout. Thanks Jethrow!

WOF

Anyone have any suggestions for me while I am visiting Philadelphia? I won't have a car with me so I need to try and stay near the train or airport. Could really use some advice. Have many hours to kill before my flight back to Florida next week. Thanks again everyone.

Tried it one more time after a bad experience. Still mixed on this place. They do seem to have adjusted their prices to market which is a bummer. But had a decent experience this time despite the price, cute girl and sweet attitude. Others seem to have taken to it as well, there were mongers in the lobby when I left. I'm curious about others thoughts, I'm still struggling as I said, and a bit biased since I can walk there!

[QUOTE=VerySlowly; 1447712]This scammer comes thru every couple of months.

She will try and get you to leave the envelope with the money with the desk clerk—you have been warned gents.

VS.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-24yo-blonde-west-coast-model-in-town-4-fun-24/4216127[/url][/QUOTE]When I started in this hobby, I got scammed by this girl. She told me to leave the enveloped with the gift at the reception in a hotel near semoran. I did, but wasn't the full amount. Just left. 20 and learned my lesson.

[QUOTE=Orlando Sun;1463029]Anyone have any suggestions for me while I am visiting Philadelphia? I won't have a car with me so I need to try and stay near the train or airport. Could really use some advice. Have many hours to kill before my flight back to Florida next week. Thanks again everyone.[/QUOTE]You are in for a treat. Assume you will pay $.5 in toto for what you need. Many nice places. Here is a very useful link:

[url]http://www.rubmaps.com/philadelphia-massage-parlors-pa[/url]

If you're downtown, there are several places on Ludlow (3 of them, I believe). Had experience with one of them (eternally changing their names) and it was good. I also had a nice experience at Blue Moon (found via the above link) but when I just looked, it is sadly listed as closed. I hope that isn't true. They have an active, communicative Monger community there so by all means check out this forum for PA.

However.

The MOTHER of all places is Fun City Asians (FCA. Not to be confused with the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, also a fine organization). The place has been around in various forms for years. Its location changes. Call Mama-san and act like you've been around the block. She, too, has been around for years and was the genius behind the legendary Callowhill, long since gone and not to be confused with current establishments of the same name. Ask Mama-san for Mimi and pray that she is still there. To with:

[url]http://www.funcityasians.com/mimi.html[/url]

The beauty is, unlike Orlando, these pictures are the real girls. I shit thee not.

Fasten your seat belts.

C

I was told by a member that I tell too much details with my reviews, so I will shorten the info, went there on Monday around 2:40pm on the recomendations of another member to miss may on E Wash st and asked for Lulu, was told she was on vacation and only Lisa was working solo, so I TOFTT and was not happy with her looks, flat ass and drop breast with big nipples. Good massage for 1 1/2 hour for $70, wrong time of month but good french lesson for $80, around 40-45 years old, I think after 2 times dissappointed with AMP with old women I wiil keep the 415 Asian girls, at least it guaranteed and younger girls for short time 140. Stay safe

[QUOTE=Jayorl;1463442]When I started in this hobby, I got scammed by this girl. She told me to leave the enveloped with the gift at the reception in a hotel near semoran. I did, but wasn't the full amount. Just left. 20 and learned my lesson.[/QUOTE]At least you only lost $20, smart move on your part.

Now I know why I never threw out that old game of Monopoly. Lots of $20's. 50's and 100's ready to get stuffed in a envelope so I can leave it at the Hotel receptionist's desk for the biatch.

I would love to see the look on the scanks face when she picks it up.

Oopps, it's time to go and grind my horns down, Hell-Boy style!

SP

[QUOTE=Jayorl;1463442]When I started in this hobby, I got scammed by this girl. She told me to leave the enveloped with the gift at the reception in a hotel near semoran. I did, but wasn't the full amount. Just left. 20 and learned my lesson.[/QUOTE]I agree she gives the hotel room number and some bogus email.

I got duped myself back in 2009 for like 120$ said she did all the things and knew all the lingo.

I always said I needed to warn people

[QUOTE=Hapkido1947;1463904]I was told by a member that I tell too much details with my reviews, so I will shorten the info, went there on Monday around 2:40pm on the recomendations of another member to miss may on E Wash st and asked for Lulu, was told she was on vacation and only Lisa was working solo, so I TOFTT and was not happy with her looks, flat ass and drop breast with big nipples. Good massage for 1 1/2 hour for $70, wrong time of month but good french lesson for $80, around 40-45 years old, I think after 2 times dissappointed with AMP with old women I wiil keep the 415 Asian girls, at least it guaranteed and younger girls for short time 140. Stay safe[/QUOTE]Sorry Bro, I did suggest LuLu and did mention they were older at this place. I think LuLu is also in her late 30's, but she is solid. I hope you at least enjoyed the big nipples. Never saw Lisa before.

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1464864]Sorry Bro, I did suggest LuLu and did mention they were older at this place. I think LuLu is also in her late 30's, but she is solid. I hope you at least enjoyed the big nipples. Never saw Lisa before.[/QUOTE]I also recommend Lulu, just her positive attitude makes up for her age. Hope it is a short vacation.

Be safe.

Happy Father's Day to all of the Fathers! Stay safe and enjoy your day!

JADA69

I'm sure some of you guys remember Bunni. Since she retired I have not found anyone to match her skills and enthusiasm. I used to see her for 90 min at a time, and it was non stop fun. She always made sure that I left happy and exhausted. Is there anyone out there that can match her level of GFE?

This is not hobby related but if you're looking for a good laugh, go to YouTube. Key in "Epic Rap Battles in History." These vids are freakin hilarious. My favorites are Dr. Suess versus Shakespear, Sarah Palin versus Lady Gaga and Kim Jong Il versus Hulk Hogan. LMAO.

[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1473366]This is not hobby related but if you're looking for a good laugh, go to YouTube. Key in "Epic Rap Battles in History." These vids are freakin hilarious. My favorites are Dr. Suess versus Shakespear, Sarah Palin versus Lady Gaga and Kim Jong Il versus Hulk Hogan. LMAO.[/QUOTE]I like the super Mario Bros one.

[QUOTE=Zrex69;1473283]I'm sure some of you guys remember Bunni. Since she retired I have not found anyone to match her skills and enthusiasm. I used to see her for 90 min at a time, and it was non stop fun. She always made sure that I left happy and exhausted. Is there anyone out there that can match her level of GFE?[/QUOTE]Have not found her yet. I remember a dream with Bunni where she would not stop until I blew for the 3rd time, she was a HOOVER! That girl really loved her job!

Laharvardkid

So, I get a PM from a senior member asking for a providers. He is probably a good legit monger, but. When I look at his 50+ post I only see about 3 or 4 actual "dream" reviews. The rest are just banter and 2nd hand info."I saw a bad review on that provider" "I hear she ripped off someone" "She had good reviews on other sites" and so on. All probably usefull info, but is it enough to label an SM trusted? I not naming anyone as I'm sure that there are a lot of good mongers with a below 50% actual reviews vs banter ratio. I'm just going to start reading SM's post before I share instead of just looking at the number of posts, which I prob should have always done, but I'm still wet behind the ears. Stay safe.

ES,

It really is a judgement call on your part and how you develop your own method of screening and if you think in the future there will be mutual sharing of # via PMs.

Just my 2 cents.

JC.

[QUOTE=EmptySpot;1475618]So, I get a PM from a senior member asking for a providers. He is probably a good legit monger, but. When I look at his 50+ post I only see about 3 or 4 actual "dream" reviews. The rest are just banter and 2nd hand info."I saw a bad review on that provider" "I hear she ripped off someone" "She had good reviews on other sites" and so on. All probably usefull info, but is it enough to label an SM trusted? I not naming anyone as I'm sure that there are a lot of good mongers with a below 50% actual reviews vs banter ratio. I'm just going to start reading SM's post before I share instead of just looking at the number of posts, which I prob should have always done, but I'm still wet behind the ears. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zrex69;1473283]I'm sure some of you guys remember Bunni. Since she retired I have not found anyone to match her skills and enthusiasm. I used to see her for 90 min at a time, and it was non stop fun. She always made sure that I left happy and exhausted. Is there anyone out there that can match her level of GFE?[/QUOTE]Bunni was great when you were able to get a hold of her. Try out Jersey. She has that type of energy.

I've read two comments using the word "Pier" in reference to "Peer pressure" the two words are unrelated.

A pier is a raised structure, including bridge and building supports and walkways, over water, typically supported by widely spread piles or pillars.

Definition of PEER. One that is of equal standing with another : equal; especially : one belonging to the same societal group especially based on age, grade, . Etc.

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