Escort Reports

[QUOTE=NotANewbee;3260118]Had a great dream with Jessie today. Contacted her yesterday. Finally hooked up today. Awesome experience, only downside had to rent a room. Her oral is on par with inky. Everything was open and on the table I took everything. I'm not into getting too detailed as I made that mistake as justanewbee and got a girl fired. Pm if you want I know only my third. But in a Previous life I had many accounts. Very, very satisfied pm if you want would repeat without the hotel expense.

I've tried to contact Amanda SSUTR no go I guess she's being smart.[/QUOTE]Is this the Jessi you reviewed?

Who can tell me which are the top 5 escorts in Brevard and the top 5 cheapest? Pm me with all the info. Thanks.

Sure Jimmy would you like my 5 top utr's phone numbers and alphabet preferences while I'm at it? Unless that's too much information to provide you.

[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3261736]Who can tell me which are the top 5 escorts in Brevard and the top 5 cheapest? Pm me with all the info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3261736]Who can tell me which are the top 5 escorts in Brevard and the top 5 cheapest? Pm me with all the info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]That's asking for quite a bit. Good luck on getting the info.

[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3261736]Who can tell me which are the top 5 escorts in Brevard and the top 5 cheapest? Pm me with all the info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Hahaha. How about a written statement down at the office while we are at it?

[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3261736]Who can tell me which are the top 5 escorts in Brevard and the top 5 cheapest? Pm me with all the info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]GUYS, no reason to be mean, just wanted your opinion on the matter and to know who's worth it and who's not.

[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3261736]Who can tell me which are the top 5 escorts in Brevard and the top 5 cheapest? Pm me with all the info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Are. T. F. F, Jimmy. The information you are looking for is in this thread and others. Don't take this the wrong way, but I doubt any senior member is going to answer you with your 15 posts, nearly all of them asking for information, and only two of which could be considered a review / info.

Asking other people to gather the information that you should be able to find yourself (5 cheapest) comes across badly. The answer to that is obviously streetwalkers; for girls only posting on BP and not walking, the prices are going to be around the same as each other. If you're so hard up on cash that you need to ask which BP escort is cheapest, save your money, as they're cheap for a reason.

Top 5 is going to be different for every person, depending on taste, so it's also another pointless question.

[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3261736]Who can tell me which are the top 5 escorts in Brevard and the top 5 cheapest? Pm me with all the info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]This is genius. All that time and energy wasted California dreamin' and all I had to do was ask. Though the bad nightmare with the racoon led to a dream that led to a FB friend that led to a sister that led to an obsession that led to a firehouse that led to a bar that lead to my Hertha in her Hohenlohe that somehow led to a dead baby that made everything weird again. Or what about that tape rental which lead to a 2 month affair? Or regular nom nom from that dream of dreams whenever I fill up her 12 gallon tank? I like my research. It leads to some magical journeys.

The crucial, final fragment of the Weather Dominator, the laser core itself, is now entirely in my possession: a prize which I offer to the highest bidder. G. I. Joe? Cobra? The world belongs to one of you. The one with the greatest bank account!

DK.

[QUOTE=Quoth84;3263515]Are. T. F. F, Jimmy. The information you are looking for is in this thread and others. Don't take this the wrong way, but I doubt any senior member is going to answer you with your 15 posts, nearly all of them asking for information, and only two of which could be considered a review / info.

Asking other people to gather the information that you should be able to find yourself (5 cheapest) comes across badly. The answer to that is obviously streetwalkers; for girls only posting on BP and not walking, the prices are going to be around the same as each other. If you're so hard up on cash that you need to ask which BP escort is cheapest, save your money, as they're cheap for a reason.

Top 5 is going to be different for every person, depending on taste, so it's also another pointless question.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your response and sorry if some misunderstood my question. I'm kinda new at this and want to learn from all so as to not make stupid mistakes and at the same time do it right. My question was not for self pleasure but to know more as to how why'all do it. I would've prefer a PM instead of being made fun of but it is what it is. I will continue to learn and inform about my "adventures " and hope that everyone will be satisfied with whatever I post. Again, I apologize if my question was misunderstood. Thanks.

Would you like that info placed into a. CSV file so you can create a spreadsheet? .

[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3261736]Who can tell me which are the top 5 escorts in Brevard and the top 5 cheapest? Pm me with all the info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3261736]Who can tell me which are the top 5 escorts in Brevard and the top 5 cheapest? Pm me with all the info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]You may want to try SWs instead as funds availability appears to be an issue. Unfortunately this isn't the cheapest hobby around. Try a SW and post your experience. As you can see, asking the question that you did doesn't help your credibility nor endear you to your fellow forum members. Good luck.

[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3263659]Thanks for your response and sorry if some misunderstood my question. I'm kinda new at this and want to learn from all so as to not make stupid mistakes and at the same time do it right. My question was not for self pleasure but to know more as to how why'all do it. I would've prefer a PM instead of being made fun of but it is what it is. I will continue to learn and inform about my "adventures " and hope that everyone will be satisfied with whatever I post. Again, I apologize if my question was misunderstood. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I prefer the heroin chic look. 20 - 24. White trash. Scarred. Petite. Everyone has different experiences and everyone has similar experiences. The basic fact that we are dealing with the human experience can be interpreted however you'd like. You'll share reviews and read reviews. You'll determine who you have like tastes and like experiences. For instance, a lot of mongers are old dudes. I'm at the same age group as a lot of the younger providers. Big difference in chemistry between my experiences and theirs. Some beneficial, some harmful. You'll have to weigh your strengths and wants. No matter where you fall: use your head. Don't be a dumb ass.

How dare you? I have far more right to be at Jabot than you do. I put up thirty-five million dollars to get into this company! You slept your way in!

DK.

Hey Jimmy, not meaning to bag on you but ya give some to get some, that's how this library works so give a little and you'll get a little, step #1 thanks slamm.

[QUOTE=SlammBamm;3262918]Sure Jimmy would you like my 5 top utr's phone numbers and alphabet preferences while I'm at it? Unless that's too much information to provide you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JimmyThomas;3263659]Thanks for your response and sorry if some misunderstood my question. I'm kinda new at this and want to learn from all so as to not make stupid mistakes and at the same time do it right. My question was not for self pleasure but to know more as to how why'all do it. I would've prefer a PM instead of being made fun of but it is what it is. I will continue to learn and inform about my "adventures " and hope that everyone will be satisfied with whatever I post. Again, I apologize if my question was misunderstood. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Hey, Jimmy,

No worries, but unfortunately, there are quite a few people who only want info with no attempt to give back, or who don't bother to try to find the info themselves. This gets people who have "paid their dues" a little exasperated.

In general, this thread kinda counts, just for BP providers, mentally cross out the stuff involving the car.

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If you're new to the game, I suggest seeing a girl that has been reviewed by other Senior Members here, and take pictures during the session if the chick is okay with it. Doesn't need to be a face or anything, tho a recognizable tattoo helps. Then, you can post it with your review of the girl, and people will know you're legit, and not just making up the review.

General rule that I follow, for the most part, is only seeing girls I've seen reviewed before.

If they haven't been reviewed before, I Google Image Search all the pictures they have, to see what comes up. If I see the pictures were posted to [URL]Bodybuilding.com[/URL], Chive, etc, it's probably a fake.

I'll also throw the number into Google, see what comes up. If she's been posting for a while, you'll likely see the number come up in other review sites, as well as what other numbers have been used with the same pics and stuff. If she's posted in multiple cities at the same time, it's fake.

With any girl, reviewed or no, you don't mention what you want to happen. I generally ask "Hey, I had some free time, was wondering if you want to hang out for (X amount of time, typically an hour)?" They'll reply with something like "Yeah, sure, donation will be why dollars / roses".

If they mention sex, sexual activity, or anything else, hang up, and don't answer phone calls / texts from them. You need reasonable doubt as to what was going to go on. If they offer sex for money in the text, I reply "sorry, not what I was looking for" and bug out.

If they're coming to you, you're generally good in terms of not needing to worry about stings, though a cash and grab might happen, why most people don't pay until after.

If you go to her, when she greets you at the door, grab her ass as she hugs you for the welcome, comment on how sexy she looks, and that you're having a hard time resisting, and go for a lip kiss. A female cop won't let you go that far, as if you do, it becomes entrapment. A female cop will want you to slow down, and specifically ask you what you want done for X money, trying to get you to state a sexual act for sex. A provider will usually follow your lead and start undressing (or undressing you). Once you're both naked and you've cupped her breast / ass / pussy, you're good.

However, some girls will want to chat first, that's fine, just have a natural conversation. A sting, they want you to incriminate as fast as possible. If you actually have a good time chatting, having fun, go with it, but remember to not mention the deed in exchange for money.

Also, take a shower beforehand, wear cologne, and afterwards use Unscented Febreeze to make it so nobody knows what happened. Unless you live alone, in which case you don't need to hide shit.

Hit up Jenna on a semi-regular basis. Like most she's older than advertised, perhaps early 40's. She's kind of bitchy LOL but it doesn't bother me. Her place is a residence on a quiet street and she keeps her room clean and cold. Like a lot of providers she's into meds if that bothers you, I could care less, just play safe of course. What I like about her is nice legs and a pretty pussy. She's thin and has a pubic bump that protrudes out a bit, it's a nice look. Not so fresh that I'd consider daty but she's a tight fit, I always bring the astroglide. She can be a bit absent but if you like to give it to her hard she gets into it, likes it a bit on the rough side and I like that. In all not a cute spinner but clean safe location at discount $.