Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mad Max99]Anyone have any reviews on Sunshine Spa/Massage in MD?[/QUOTE]

Originally Posted by Tsiongo7
I called Hot Sun and they are back in business again. Please provide any updated intel reports. Is it like old times gain?

WHAT THE HE-- They don't take time to RTFF, they can't even figure out simple geography!!! New Guys - RTFF about 4 or 4 times then post. This is the DC fourm. Sunshine is in Greenbelt that is in PG county in MD - Hot Sun is in Waldorf that is also in MD.

There use to be another board where you had to provide an apporved post with good info then you could post stupid the stupid questions!! I wish there was some way Jackson could do something like that.

Crazy Dick

I got to spend the night in DC last night so decided to go for a twofer. My first stop was the Hard Rock for some refreshments, then across the street. I asked for the line up since I had not been there in a while, was told only one girls was working there. Her name was Cindy. She had long hair, a lot of eye makeup, enhanced Cs, and was pretty friendly. Pretty good TS. After TS, heard DB ring so I expected a short massage and got it. Massage was good, but only about 15 min. BJ was really good, so good, I am not sure if it started as a BBBJ and then went to a CBJ or was a CBJ the whole time. Did some stand mish, dog, and finished with some CG. Service was good, but short. When I left, I noticed that no one else was there, so I asked her next time if I could get the full hour and she said sure.

As I left, I noticed in fact that the old Happy was closed and doors chained. So long CC and your BOT’s. (The last time I got her a few weeks ago, during standing mish, I grabbed her ankles and spread her so I could get in deep. After I wore her out, she offered to finished me off with a BBBJ, and spit it out on me after I blew. First time for that, gave me nice second TS to clean me up. Sorry for the reminiscing, back to the story).

As I was cruzing around DC, for old time sake, I drove past Neverland. The place was lit up, no window coverings, and all the walls were painted white inside (think I saw a flat screen on the wall). Maybe apartments now? Too bad, a lot of good times there!

My next stop was another well know watering hole for some more refreshments from my last work out. Then off to the green door (I think it known by that name). I asked for the line up and drew Michelle. I think I have had her before and she seemed to recognize me. She is a little order, pretty good body, nice natural Bs, and a good attitude. Off to the TS where she washed to important places twice. Mouthwash in the TS and back to the room. Great massage. Nice and long, plenty of time on the back, then all over. After turning into a light massage, a nice session of AR was provided, then a flip to a great slurpy CBJ. I needed a little "rest time" so I did a little DATY, which she seemed to enjoy. The only thing I don’t like about this place is the tables are too high for stand mish, so I had to do reg mish, and then flipped to the dog. I nice long session of reg dog was followed by a dog with me just kneeling and her doing the work, actually banging me. When I suggested a CG for the big finish, she obliged and really banged good to finish me off. Actually, she kept it up after I blew to make sure I was all out (haven’t had that in a while). Cleaned me up with a hot towel and some more mouthwash. She is not the hottest, but makes up for it with good attitude. Good massage and lots of energy during prime time.

As I cruzed back to my hotel, I decided to take the long way and check out some of SW I read about on the other page in this forum. I saw a few nice ones, but have not tried this, maybe sometime in the future.

Sorry for the length. Later, BT3

[QUOTE=BigTime3]Two for Thursday ... Sorry for the length. Later, BT3[/QUOTE]Sorry for the length? It's supposed to be Two for TUESDAY and THREE for Thursday. That way you can have Six on Saturday... LOL

I went to the place across the street from the place J.W. Booth played out his final act. 2 guys in a beat up car showed up. One got out and tried to play a pimp to me, telling me he had the real deal, and the girls in the AMP were ripoffs. He was real pushy about it. I told him I was just waiting for someone. The whole thing put me off, so I left. The guy was a medium skinned black guy in a floppy hat. Anybody else have the same experience around there?

I went around to ESPN Zone for a beer. Then pissed all over the place because of the whole ordeal.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]I went to the place across the street from the place J.W. Booth played out his final act. 2 guys in a beat up car showed up. One got out and tried to play a pimp to me, telling me he had the real deal, an the girls in the AMP were ripoffs. He was real pushy about it. I told him I was just waiting for someone. The whole thing put me off, so I left. The guy was a medium skinned black guy in a floppy hat. Anybody else have the same experience around there?

I went around to ESPN Zone for a beer. Then pissed all over the place because of the whole ordeal.[/QUOTE]Have seen guys like this hanging in front of a few places before but have either ignored them and went straight in, or, more smartly, avoided them all together and burned some time somewhere else before returning. Around Camelot, there are a couple of homeless folks that get kickbacks too for referring people to one spa or another. Best to ignore them too...just tell them you're not interested or you already know where you're going.

Hey, at least you didn't piss in the stairwell...LOL

Not satisfied with my most recent dream (read my last report), I decided to drift off again to another dream. I've read reports of dreams in the shade of green, but have never experienced this myself, so I decided to give it a try.

Found the place but a bunch of guys was standing outside the establishment right next door, smoking. When there are lots of foot traffic, nobody pays attention to you. But those of you who have dreamt green probably know what I'm talking about. About half the guys were looking at me as I walked by, probably wondering if I "played for their team". I didn't feel comfortable about being watched as I waited to make my entrance, so I initially aborted. But I swung around the block and when I looked again, those guys had gone back inside. So in I go.

Got another mid-30ish looking girl named Sue with an average face. What a coincidence because that's what happened in my last dream. Luckily for me, this was not a bad dream. Nice tight body, long straight hair, fake frontal assets. TS was good, probably one of the more thorough ones I've had, so I knew I was in for a treat. Back to the room, the massagi was actually very good considering the quality that you usually get at AMPs. The AR was very nice, especially since she threw in lots of BLS. On to CBJ, not the best I've had, in fact kind of average. Then was standing mish, and we moved on to CG. Maybe it was the way she was moving, but the CG wasn't very good. But then I finished by walking the dog and that was very good.

Overall experience was not bad, but I've definitely had better and younger. Think I'll stick to my usual hunting grounds next time in hopes that the last bad dream I had about the place was just my bad luck and not an indication of the quality going down.

What the Fuck Balto? Does KJ know you have his password? Put the real Baltimonger back on the board.

Since when has a pimp giving you shit on a well-lit sidewalk when you already know the score ever phased you. Really, who are you? ;)[indent]His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150....[/indent][indent]vs[/indent][indent]Or you could step thru those Royal doors, get a shower, massage and full service in comfortable clean surroundings, while being attended to by a woman who is among the top 20% of women alive as far as beauty, but it will cost you $160.[/indent]
We have had these value for the dollar discussions, and Robie, my main rival in these discussions, will be reading this for sure... So he need not break radio silence, his argument would fail if you paid $150 for the service. At $20, your argument does make a lot of sense... :p

LL

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]What the Fuck Balto? Does KJ know you have his password? Put the real Baltimonger back on the board.

Since when has a pimp giving you shit on a well-lit sidewalk when you already know the score ever phased you. Really, who are you? ;)[indent]His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150....[/indent][indent]vs[/indent][indent]Or you could step thru those Royal doors, get a shower, massage and full service in comfortable clean surroundings, while being attended to by a woman who is among the top 20% of women alive as far as beauty, but it will cost you $160.[/indent]
We have had these value for the dollar discussions, and Robie, my main rival in these discussions, will be reading this for sure... So he need not break radio silence, his argument would fail if you paid $150 for the service. At $20, your argument does make a lot of sense... :p

LL[/QUOTE]

Sorry LL, it'll never happen again. I actually thought about calling you the other night when I was out.

This goes back to a problem that started Aug. 22 when my SO packed up and left. Something about me not listening, but I wasn't really paying attention at the time.

Anyhow; I was permitted by her to pick up SW's while we were together, and it wasn't a big deal to find what I was looking for. Now we're apart, she's put a curse on me, and I can't get Jack Shit.

I've been shut out since then in:
Southwest Baltimore
South Baltimore
East Baltimore
2 DC AMPs (mama said 45 minute wait at 1413- as in I think you a cop)
K & L Loop
San Diego
Los Angeles
and you can add Tijuana, considering I lost my ID in Cali, and I wasn't crossing the border without it.

KJ, the un-monger

Jack B Nimble:
I had Mickey at 1413K today. Yes she's a lot older than most, but she gives one hell of a massaghee. She gives at least 30 min. attention to the muscles, and uses every part of her body to fix every part of yours. She also has natural tits, albeit a little saggy. The flip was a little lacking, mish only, but she seemed to enjoy it. Her Engrish is very good. The best news is she's going back to California tomorrow, so there should be a new girl coming. The hour lasted about 75 minutes.

Mamasan jokingly said "bye, come back tomorrow".

She put on a CD of some remakes of songs. The first one was Paul Simon's 'Mother & Child Reunion', during the massage was 'Comfortably Numb', and while doing a lousy CBJ it was 'Don't let the Sun go Down on Me'. Somehow they all seemed appropriate at the time.

Oh well, it's only money.

In fact speaking of Sun (across from MCI) there was an older hoe named Coco who gave me a bbbjcsim and she spit out my nasty load all on vid

think about that Propilot next time you daty, yum yum ;-)

and by the way, I never shout at these women, everything is stated in a calm respectful tone of voice so, well you know what happens when you assume things you judgmental pr*ck

keep smilin' y'all

-The Dr. of Love

Driving down the prices and upping the quality of service one skank at a time

KJ Balmermonger is about to roll digits.

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I wanted to be the first in DC to congratulate our next quartodigitarian on USG.

LoveLOS

His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150..

Excuse me for being dumb or something but what does "LARS" stand for? I have looked back and RTFF and didn't find what it stood for.

Grizz

Doctor Pussy, I am not here to get into a war of the words with you. I do not
know, care or even give a **** about you. I am just stating what I think everyone here probably thinks about you. You are way too old to act that immature at the spas and here online in this forum.

Remember this, when you are intentionally an antagonist (in your case an
***hole), you show a complete LACK OF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!

Propilot- over and out.

Went to 1333 Conn. First. Mamasan said only one girl. Others busy. Cherry came in. Probably early 30s. Not bad looking, but not my body type. She looked pretty strong, like she could lock me up in a full nelson. I like asian ladies because they are usually more feminine and petite. She was not. So I smiled and asked if others were available. She said no, so let myself out.

Next to Jasmine on M. Didn't get the name of the lady. But she was easily in her forties. Strange-looking teeth. I asked if others were available. She said they were busy. I said goodbye.

Finally over to 1333 Green Ct. Mamasan answered. Told me only one girl available. I said I like them small and young. Well Sue came to the room. She was neither. Probably late 30s or early 40s. She had great looking tits, and I decided I would stick around to see them up close. Decent body. Not fat at all. Very tight all over. Tits were enhanced Cs. Very nicely done. Felt natural. Face was probably 6-7.

Gave her. 6. Did the TS. She kept poking my abs and thighs and giggling, saying "berry hard. " I must say that she got my penis and my anus cleaner than they have ever been. Rinsed me and insisted that I get into the sauna. I was amazed at the amount of time she spent drying my body and drying the floor of that sauna. I guess she was worried I might slip or something. Obviously trying to give good service.

After sauna, started massage. Decent. Did neck, back, butt, feet. Felt good. Rolled over and she was ready to get things started. Still no discussion of money. We kissed and rubbed a little. With me still on my back, BBBJ with AR came next. She then lay down and told me climb on top and stick my dick in her mouth. Did as instructed with DT and came out with a nice pink raincoat on. Started with mish then to doggie. The latter was very nice, as I was using her breasts as handles and they felt terrific. After a while, I asked if I could cum on her face. She said yes. Nice. Other than having to clean a little out of her hair, she seemed pleased. Gave her $ for her troubles.

Good session. She did the fake moaning but not too much. Honestly, I found myself imagining that she liked it, but when she had to apply some lube about 15mins in, I knew I was kidding myself. The whole time she really tried hard to make me feel good. I didn't think I would like her body before undressing, but very smooth skin and toned all over. Did I say really nice tits. Recommended if you want to try an older lady.

Willing to hit Youngs or Rio if anybody has a positive report of something younger than 35 years of age.

Can backchannel and will RTFF with info.