Whatup yall. In the Cali girls santa ana they offer $200 VIP for 1/2 hr. What is it that they do? Is it just HJ or to what extent do they go? I know it probably depends on the girl but has anyone here done the 200 deal.
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Whatup yall. In the Cali girls santa ana they offer $200 VIP for 1/2 hr. What is it that they do? Is it just HJ or to what extent do they go? I know it probably depends on the girl but has anyone here done the 200 deal.
[QUOTE=GoldTeef;3411525]Whatup yall. In the Cali girls santa ana they offer $200 VIP for 1/2 hr. What is it that they do? Is it just HJ or to what extent do they go? I know it probably depends on the girl but has anyone here done the 200 deal.[/QUOTE]There's mileage to be had but like you said it depends on the girl. If you're there day-shift try out Danielle. Not a bad looker, but a bit older with a pretty good body. The sky's the limit with her.
[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3411860]There's mileage to be had but like you said it depends on the girl. If you're there day-shift try out Danielle. Not a bad looker, but a bit older with a pretty good body. The sky's the limit with her.[/QUOTE]Hey guys,
I could give you names, but It's not necessary. Go during The night shift if you Are looking for high milage. Just don't go on Friday or Saturday. Just ask The girls discretly while getting a 2 for 1 And take It from there. You could kind of tell by talking To The girls who's down And who's not. FYI take a rubber or 2. .
[QUOTE=Samurai316;3437679]Hey guys,
I could give you names, but It's not necessary. Go during The night shift if you Are looking for high milage. Just don't go on Friday or Saturday. Just ask The girls discretly while getting a 2 for 1 And take It from there. You could kind of tell by talking To The girls who's down And who's not. FYI take a rubber or 2. .[/QUOTE]If you are in the market for some HM, try Sahara or Dirty Bird. XTC is another great place, tho expensive with their $50 bed dances. But the dancers are hot af.
[QUOTE=Samurai316;3392886]Hey guys.
Here To leave a report. Girl gives like a 30 sec. Dance I Pay full price. Avoid at all cost. She's a dirty blonde spinner with a hot bod. I was going To get more If she didn't screw me over.
Samurai 316.[/QUOTE]This is why I don't visit the bird anymore. Last time I was there it was dead, only like 3 girls. 1 was a newbie, 2 was a veteran, and 3 was hot but taken by a high roller LOL. Settled with veteran who said, "Want me to make you cum?" VIP lasts like five minutes lmao. No dance, she just goes straight for the bone, 2 second CBJ and the most painful HJ at a million stokes a minute. Totally uncomfortable, making you feel like you have to rush, etc. That and the drink hustle. Not just by waitress but also by dancers too.
I love big natural breasts on a slim / fit girl (Who doesn't).
I haven't been to a strip club in years. Anybody have a good lead? Schedule?
I'm going to check out Cali Girls in Santa Ana, and Tijuana's in Stanton first. I'll let you know if I find an amazing pair.
So, I've seen a lot of reviews for Strip Clubs being a "bad return on investment. " To which I agree. HOWEVER, I now use a product called Liquid Lap Dance. Basically it is a bikini with a rubber compartment. You put on the thin bikini, stick your junk in and lube up the rubber compartment, and when you get the lap dance just bust in the compartment. Wear thin pants: business pants, sweat pants, workout pants (my favorite is the thin polyester-silk-like lined business pants). You get your junk grinded on by a hottie and if she's good enough she can get you to cum with no clean-up required. Rest a bit, then get another chick.
So, the rubber compartment requires some upkeep, put corn starch on it when storing, otherwise the rubber gets too stiff and crunchy and adheres to itself. You need to apply the lube generously before going into the club.
Only once did a stripper notice I was wearing it. Because it was too noisey as she grinded on me. Another time a stripper wanted to give me a HJ, but I didn't want to have to explain what I was wearing and why I was already lubed up. Except for those two times, I'm very thankful I wore it.
So basically at Cali Girls or Tijuana's during 2-for-1 lap dance day: $12 entry /2 drink fee. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Rest. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Annnd done. Damage is $52 plus tips, you saw multiple naked women, you came twice from four dances. NOT A BAD RETURN ON INVESTMENT.
Okay, so Amazon was not impressed by my request! Where the hell did you buy that thing? Dude, I don't even want to know how you came across this corn starch trick of yours! Stiff, crunchy rubber compartment that sticks to itself? I must say that I admire your creativity. I'm just a little concerned about how noisy that thing is if it can be heard above the loud music that is typically played in strip clubs! Regardless, it's not a bad option, especially since I learned the hard way, back in the day, NOT to wear khakis during a hip grinding lap dance! The wet spot on the crotch is a dead giveaway as you're making the dreaded walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up! Kudos to your inventive solution to the problem!
Dutch.
[QUOTE=TotalGrip;3499718]So, I've seen a lot of reviews for Strip Clubs being a "bad return on investment. " To which I agree. HOWEVER, I now use a product called Liquid Lap Dance. Basically it is a bikini with a rubber compartment. You put on the thin bikini, stick your junk in and lube up the rubber compartment, and when you get the lap dance just bust in the compartment. Wear thin pants: business pants, sweat pants, workout pants (my favorite is the thin polyester-silk-like lined business pants). You get your junk grinded on by a hottie and if she's good enough she can get you to cum with no clean-up required. Rest a bit, then get another chick.
So, the rubber compartment requires some upkeep, put corn starch on it when storing, otherwise the rubber gets too stiff and crunchy and adheres to itself. You need to apply the lube generously before going into the club.
Only once did a stripper notice I was wearing it. Because it was too noisey as she grinded on me. Another time a stripper wanted to give me a HJ, but I didn't want to have to explain what I was wearing and why I was already lubed up. Except for those two times, I'm very thankful I wore it.
So basically at Cali Girls or Tijuana's during 2-for-1 lap dance day: $12 entry /2 drink fee. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Rest. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Annnd done. Damage is $52 plus tips, you saw multiple naked women, you came twice from four dances. NOT A BAD RETURN ON INVESTMENT.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DutchTreat;3499819]Okay, so Amazon was not impressed by my request! Where the hell did you buy that thing? Dude, I don't even want to know how you came across this corn starch trick of yours! Stiff, crunchy rubber compartment that sticks to itself? I must say that I admire your creativity. I'm just a little concerned about how noisy that thing is if it can be heard above the loud music that is typically played in strip clubs! Regardless, it's not a bad option, especially since I learned the hard way, back in the day, NOT to wear khakis during a hip grinding lap dance! The wet spot on the crotch is a dead giveaway as you're making the dreaded walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up! Kudos to your inventive solution to the problem!
Dutch.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.liquidlapdance.com/[/URL]
The noise level in Tijuana's is good. There's one seat in Cali Girls that's not so good.
The gif on their website is hilarious. So basically, it's dry humping with a rubber catch basin. I can see where the risk of hearing balloon like squeaking could be a potential hazard of using this device.
Dutch.
[QUOTE=TotalGrip;3500251][URL]https://www.liquidlapdance.com/[/URL]
The noise level in Tijuana's is good. There's one seat in Cali Girls that's not so good.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TotalGrip;3499718]So, I've seen a lot of reviews for Strip Clubs being a "bad return on investment. " To which I agree. HOWEVER, I now use a product called Liquid Lap Dance. Basically it is a bikini with a rubber compartment. You put on the thin bikini, stick your junk in and lube up the rubber compartment, and when you get the lap dance just bust in the compartment. Wear thin pants: business pants, sweat pants, workout pants (my favorite is the thin polyester-silk-like lined business pants). You get your junk grinded on by a hottie and if she's good enough she can get you to cum with no clean-up required. Rest a bit, then get another chick....[/QUOTE]I recommend wearing a rubber, which is cheaper (you can get a box at the 99 cent store (really)) and allows for a better "feel" than the diaper. This also gives you the flexibility of other types of "lap dances".
[QUOTE=buddhahead;3500695]I recommend wearing a rubber, which is cheaper (you can get a box at the 99 cent store (really)) and allows for a better "feel" than the diaper. This also gives you the flexibility of other types of "lap dances".[/QUOTE]At buddahead: I vaguely remember trying that a couple times. I think I got uncomfortable when I wasn't hard, or it rolled off, or something. Because. Yes, it is cheaper and way more accessible to do it that way. But for some reason I stopped doing that method.
TO THE AUDIENCE: if you are reading this, try the condom method first. (Also, I got propositioned by a stripper once, and having that condom ready would've been helpful.).
Tijuana's Showgirls / Tijuana's Theater / Tijuana's.
Nala. Like the fictional lioness in Disney's Lion King.
Beautiful, young, tight-bodied, fresh, sweet, big boobies, and black.
Girl is a very approachable, social, and beautiful woman.
Really, really, really great natural d-cup breasts. Top notch!
Gave a great, sexy, provocative topless lap dance.
Ya'll! I'm in love!
Back in June, I went to Tijuana's on a late night and met this beautiful asian girl name "kim" and she has big natural D's. Got a couple lap dance from her and that was it. Has anyone got more than just a dance from her?
[QUOTE=TotalGrip;3502999]Tijuana's Showgirls / Tijuana's Theater / Tijuana's.
Nala. Like the fictional lioness in Disney's Lion King.
Beautiful, young, tight-bodied, fresh, sweet, big boobies, and black.
Girl is a very approachable, social, and beautiful woman.
Really, really, really great natural d-cup breasts. Top notch!
Gave a great, sexy, provocative topless lap dance.
Ya'll! I'm in love![/QUOTE]Does she give extras and how much?