The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2274893]Of course you would try again, now you forgot to inform the brothers when you tried on your smartypants that you have a thing with her already. Lucky they have me.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]Note that post s from January 17 2014 , obviously some time has past and guess what? Yes he came and met me. Savanna I have NO idea what your problem is nor do I care but STOP misrepresenting me and smearing my name unless you care to do so to my face. Remember you already owe me an apology for claiming I was your ex's new gfriend. YOU ARE DELUSIONAL!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2274624]Who all is going to the meet and greet?

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]I was planning on doing this in Orlando NOT Osceola county where I reside (and Osceola County has no jurisdiction in Orlando different counties) . And frankly I don't have time to organize it as I may be relocating to swfl in a few months so if Jersey, Paige, Jenna or Melissa or any of the other SANE and sweet girls on this board want to take over please have at it but either way I wouldn't count on an invite for you unless of course to feel like jello wrestling to settle this feud in which case NAME the date and time and I will be happy to show you the meaning of a smackdown. Now go run and tell that.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2275469]If he called from lobby you have the choice to tell him you will meet him there. If the situation is what you say, he had no legal reason to show up at your door without your consent. And your ALWAYS remark, you obviously are under the impression that you are the only provided that does such. You obviously had time since you told the gent you needed to finish your makeup. Which is it?

Swaganna not buying it.[/QUOTE]He didn't call me from the lobby, the owner of the hotel called me about 2 minutes before the officer knocked to give me a heads up (she knows I'm 420 friendly and wanted to make sure I wasn't partaking. And yes I hold a medical marijuana card from Michigan) I am not far from the front desk. Also my client called me first I told him I needed a few more minutes then my room phone rang and then the cop knocked I had NO time. As far as the shower comment there are several girls that have been reviewed here not advertisers that reviewers stated that they smelled like cigarette smoke (I do believe you were one of them). Finally may I ask what any of this has to do with you or why are you questioning me about it. I offered the gent in question a FREE session in another county to make up for the scare, if I was up to something nefarious would I do that? No I think not! May I make a suggestion babe instead of focusing on me why don't you find a good hairdresser to update that 80 hairmetal band you have going on or perhaps a trip to your local psych doctor. Either that or I'm going to start charging rent for the room I'm taking up in your head. Just saying!

[QUOTE=Camera3;2275365]Damn, you are a Fucking genius. We NEED a ribbon color.

C3.[/QUOTE]How about pussy pink?

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2275661]I was planning on doing this in Orlando NOT Osceola county where I reside (and Osceola County has no jurisdiction in Orlando different counties) . And frankly I don't have time to organize it as I may be relocating to swfl in a few months so if Jersey, Paige, Jenna or Melissa or any of the other SANE and sweet girls on this board want to take over please have at it but either way I wouldn't count on an invite for you unless of course to feel like jello wrestling to settle this feud in which case NAME the date and time and I will be happy to show you the meaning of a smackdown. Now go run and tell that.[/QUOTE]The betting line is 2:1 on Sexifun smacking the crazy and the bats out of Savanna's possessed little head!

I thought I'd add my $. 02.

As my sartorial style is unabashedly classic (think more Brooks Brothers than True Religion), I'm in favor of the classic, always appropriate and retro-cool black and white stripe. Orange is not the new black when it comes to ribbons, and the likelihood of any other group adopting a black and white ribbon is very low. What if the "Wives of Impotent Men" club decided to start raising money and adopted the orange ribbon? We'd all be out of luck. Any poor bastard seen wearing an orange ribbon would be the subject of ridicule and humiliation.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2275446]But what color? Jumpsuit orange? Black and white stripe?

Any other ideas?

C3.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StevePope;2276027]The betting line is 2:1 on Sexifun smacking the crazy and the bats out of Savanna's possessed little head![/QUOTE]Would not like to see either of these ladies get injured, but nude jello wrestling should be fun to watch.

I'm in for a ticket to the Jello-O wrestling!

On second thought, a smack to Savannah's head probably wouldn't hurt her. Her head would just spin and spin 360 degrees until she spewed split pea soup.

Nothing personal Savannah, just couldn't resist the joke!

[QUOTE=Otwist;2276120]Would not like to see either of these ladies get injured, but nude jello wrestling should be fun to watch.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fffun;2276151]I'm in for a ticket to the Jello-O wrestling!

On second thought, a smack to Savannah's head probably wouldn't hurt her. Her head would just spin and spin 360 degrees until she spewed split pea soup.

Nothing personal Savannah, just couldn't resist the joke![/QUOTE]Savanna in our modern day Linda Blair. Hey Savanna, the Priest wants his cross back. Where you bee hiding it?

Breast Cancer Awareness already has that one.

C3.

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2275781]How about pussy pink?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2275762]Would be the one who knew who I was without having disclosed that information in an initial text from a random phone that was borrowed and had no association to me what so EVER.

Swaganna.[/QUOTE]I googled your number when the texts started and it went to one of your ads, which I told you on the phone. Stop being facetious.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2276301]Breast Cancer Awareness already has that one.

C3.[/QUOTE]Just after sheer, it's a very narrow margin. You could actually say it's a tie. Although 1 tastes so much better than the other, LOL.