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[QUOTE=Boomer1960;5904713]I think avoiding hotel foot-traffic is smart during cleaning times and help keeps everyone safe because the hotel cleaning staff usually know what's up and certainly no one wants someone walking in or knocking on the door during a session. This reminds me of an incident from a number of years ago in Independence the housekeeping ladies knew I was friends with a travelling provider and when I showed up one day they told me LE was looking for her. She packed up after I texted her, met around the back and got her out of there (reclined in the passenger seat) and relocated to Beachwood, I think but I don't remember for certain. I do remember waving at the LE in the squad car on the way out (older white guy in late model year high-end car, who would suspect much of anything).[/QUOTE]I agree. It's a safe play for all. But I think the guy's post was about the hours of availability. Saying you're available at 8 am and then not being able to see anyone till 3. Apparently he's the asshole because he was ready to go and was told to wait several hours. Yeah, no LOL.

Gents,

Thanks, everyone who was nice enough to give me info on Crystal. FWIW, she's sounded really out of it in our sporadic text correspondence, so I'm thinking I'm giving her a pass. Back to the drawing board for a young cutie who likes Greek!

Anyway, I wanted to give you guys some intel in return. Some people have asked about Kirtland, and I saw her the other night.

[URL]https://mentor.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/who-want-to-hang/713138109425[/URL]

The good: She's legit and is a super-nice person. She's clean and legit. The price is right.

The "eh": Her place is kind of out of the way. Her tits aren't nearly as nice as they are in her picture. Her menu is pretty limited.

The bad: Her home is really, really dilapidated. To the point where you're going to be pretty uncomfortable with it. I expected to see the Scooby-Doo kids poking around the place, honestly.

Details: Discussed meeting, set up appointment. It was super-easy. She keeps bizarre hours, so if you're trying to get a hold of her, your best bet is to do so late at night. Communication was good, once I contacted her. Once I drove there, I found the place I described above. My first impression of her was that she's not as attractive as her pictures, but still pretty. Likewise, the boobs are nice, but not as awe-inspiring as in her pictures. Anyway, I went in looking for BJ (which she did bare for. 6). Was having a good enough time and liked her enough as a person to upgrade (she did this bare, too; I was asked to cum in a towel kept on her mattress). BJ was 6. 5/10; Sex was probably 5. 5/10 (too mechanical and dispassionate to be rated higher), but got the job done.

Final Analysis: Kirtland's a sweet girl, clean and legit. If you're in the area, she's worth the visit. Just be ready for the house, otherwise, you might get a little rattled. I would repeat, but she wouldn't be my regular (mostly because of her limited menu). All in all, one of the better options in Lake County.

Hope that helps somebody!

JD.

[QUOTE=GoatFucker;5905435][URL]https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/free-slutwife-gangbang-group/102061254541[/URL]

This ***** posts a pic of her sucking a dick with herpes lesions all over it and her drinking toilet water. I might have to marry her.[/QUOTE]Why did I click on this? I could have just taken your word. *Shudders*.

Gents,

I wanted to empty the tank on my Lake County intel with some information on Starr:

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/ohio/cleveland/80978720[/URL]

Starr has a decent condo in Mentor where she entertains. When I contacted her, she surprised me by wanting to walk me to it around the back of several garages in the area. This set off red flags for me, but all ended up going well enough (considering the area and proximity of possible neighbors, I went with it). Negotiated price was 1. 0.

Once inside, Starr took me upstairs to a cozy bedroom and got to business. Starr has a typical stripper's body (she actually used to strip at a local place called Petticoat Junction), though she's a little soft and starting to put on a bit of weight. She has kind of an Amy Winehouse thing going on, with too-long fake lashes and nails, if you dig that kind of thing. I could tell she was clearly tightened up on something, but whatever it was, it didn't affect the experience too badly.

Starr opened with BBJ (I'd grade 5/10; points off for her becoming a little frustrated when I wasn't over the moon about her skill). Moved to covered sex (5/10; very mechanical and dispassionate). I asked about Greek and she was on the fence about it. Asked for 2. 0 and I declined. Covered finish.

But Wait. There's More!: Starr offered me a deal via text when I left: $140 for Greek, if I gave her a good LC review. I did so and contacted her a week later regarding the deal. This is when she tried to renegotiate the deal, asking for $180, instead. I was so offended I put her on my "do not call" list.

Final Analysis: Starr is serviceable. Her location is good and safe, and her process was easy and straightforward. However, she's absolutely nothing special. She would do in a pinch. Just don't believe anything she tells you about future dealings; it's all bullshit. Will not repeat.

JD.

[QUOTE=TrueDeviant;5905924]Why did I click on this? I could have just taken your word. *Shudders*.[/QUOTE]I couldn't even get a woody for that.

Bros, I searched for reviews on the skinny blonde "throat goat" and saw a few guys asking about her but couldn't find any reviews. So I took one for the team.

Setup was super easy and she picks up the phone when you call which is a big deal for me (I want to at least verify that it's a chick on the other end of the phone).

Looks pretty much like her pics but is skinnier and has real small tits. Probably mid 20's, tall and very long legs. Based on what else is available right now I'd say she's on the upper end of the attractiveness scale. Seemed open minded to some things but she doesn't do everything on her menu on her ad, FYI.

Opted for a quick visit but told her I might upgrade to half if things went well and we vibed. She set an alarm on her phone which was probably about 15 minutes. By the time it went off I had decided not to go for the half and had to tip her an extra $10 to finish since we went past the alarm. That didn't feel super great but eh.

She's not the best, not the worst, but she is real and in my opinion good looking. Open to some stuff, but not everything she claims. I would repeat if I had the itch but will negotiate next time. Paying full price and even tipping didn't really yield any special results and I think she can be had for less then advertised.

4-5 years ago I'd have given her a 5/10 but because of lack of options she's a solid 8/10 just for answering the phone and not ghosting. Oh, and she has teeth. I don't think she will rob you either.

I've had my eye on destiny for a while and finally went and saw her. Setup is easy and I was a little sketched out cause she would only text but she was able to put me at ease and got there without discussing pricing or anything too risky via text.

Arrived at a shitty hotel and got directions to enter her room. She had a female friend sitting in a car outside. This broad was haggard looking with lots of track marks and bruising. I was afraid it was destiny in which case I would have walked away, but I was directed where to go so I said what the hell and went to her room.

Destiny is tall and long legged and basically looks like her pics. But what you can't really tell from the pics is she has No teeth. I really really hate all the stupid filtering effects that girls put on their photos now days. It feels like they do their best to make themselves look like fucking space aliens. I don't see how you can help but feel catfished when all you see are filtered pics and then you go and meet a relatively normal person. For someone asking what I consider premium pricing the lack of fucking teeth just feels dishonest. Although I guess she never specifically claimed that she had them. Oh well.

Long story short, she's down for whatever and can take an anal pounding. She will do whatever you want pretty much. I have no doubt that she can be persuaded to do pretty much any fetish.

In the end. I paid considerably more then I've ever paid in my life for pussy or butthole, and a pretty wild time was had. Unrushed and pretty much no limits. Would I do it again? Not for what I paid. Maybe half price, which I'm sure I could negotiate down to if I showed up and offered that or I'd walk out. But she is actually pretty nice so despite the fact that I know I could have lowballed her and still had a good time, I just didn't feel like doing that. But I don't think I'll do a second visit like that.

With respect to her because she is genuinely nice and I believe a decent person. It is fucking insane to pay this kind of money to anyone short of a porn star. I've banged girls as attractive as her or more, with as few limits and as good an attitude, for a quarter of what I paid. Most of the broads on skipthegames are glorified streetwalkers who can keep minutes on their phones. Not saying that's destiny. Just the state of the hobby in general. I think I'm going to take up a less expensive and more rewarding hobby like ceramics or fucking scrap booking.

Aside from my bitching. If you like her look and don't mind the lack of teeth, she's a solid and professional provider. I recommend her over just about anyone else around right now. It's just weird times we live in.

[QUOTE=StingerDouble;5904862]I'm sooo sick of hearing about this old, heavy, bitchy chick. I saw her about a year ago, all she did was complain, terrible experience, she's giving me a bbj and I'm trying to get into it, she stops abruptly and says (yells) "don't come in my mouth!

I'm not even half hard? Mind you I still want to nut so I comply and she's being pissy I finish and can't wait to get the hell out. I'm NEVER rude, always clean and never off putting. Sorry about the rant but enough about this lame chick.[/QUOTE]Hailey was a one snd done for me. I don't know why everyone one is do hung up on a fat girl with average service.

[QUOTE=JackDangers;5905932]Gents,

I wanted to empty the tank on my Lake County intel with some information on Starr:

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/ohio/cleveland/80978720[/URL]

Starr has a decent condo in Mentor where she entertains. When I contacted her, she surprised me by wanting to walk me to it around the back of several garages in the area. This set off red flags for me, but all ended up going well enough (considering the area and proximity of possible neighbors, I went with it). Negotiated price was 1. 0.

Once inside, Starr took me upstairs to a cozy bedroom and got to business. Starr has a typical stripper's body (she actually used to strip at a local place called Petticoat Junction), though she's a little soft and starting to put on a bit of weight. She has kind of an Amy Winehouse thing going on, with too-long fake lashes and nails, if you dig that kind of thing. I could tell she was clearly tightened up on something, but whatever it was, it didn't affect the experience too badly.

Starr opened with BBJ (I'd grade 5/10; points off for her becoming a little frustrated when I wasn't over the moon about her skill). Moved to covered sex (5/10; very mechanical and dispassionate). I asked about Greek and she was on the fence about it. Asked for 2. 0 and I declined. Covered finish.

But Wait. There's More!: Starr offered me a deal via text when I left: $140 for Greek, if I gave her a good LC review. I did so and contacted her a week later regarding the deal. This is when she tried to renegotiate the deal, asking for $180, instead. I was so offended I put her on my "do not call" list.

Final Analysis: Starr is serviceable. Her location is good and safe, and her process was easy and straightforward. However, she's absolutely nothing special. She would do in a pinch. Just don't believe anything she tells you about future dealings; it's all bullshit. Will not repeat.

JD.[/QUOTE]I see you mentioned she's starting to add weight. So is she heavier than her pics? She's already a little pudgy and soft imo. I only ask because I've been considering seeing her but my fear is that she's heavier than her picks since that's the case 99% of the time.

[QUOTE=Tedsmoker;5906431]I've had my eye on destiny for a while and finally went and saw her. Setup is easy and I was a little sketched out cause she would only text but she was able to put me at ease and got there without discussing pricing or anything too risky via text.

Arrived at a shitty hotel and got directions to enter her room. She had a female friend sitting in a car outside. This broad was haggard looking with lots of track marks and bruising. I was afraid it was destiny in which case I would have walked away, but I was directed where to go so I said what the hell and went to her room.

Destiny is tall and long legged and basically looks like her pics. But what you can't really tell from the pics is she has No teeth. I really really hate all the stupid filtering effects that girls put on their photos now days. It feels like they do their best to make themselves look like fucking space aliens. I don't see how you can help but feel catfished when all you see are filtered pics and then you go and meet a relatively normal person. For someone asking what I consider premium pricing the lack of fucking teeth just feels dishonest. Although I guess she never specifically claimed that she had them. Oh well.

Long story short, she's down for whatever and can take an anal pounding. She will do whatever you want pretty much. I have no doubt that she can be persuaded to do pretty much any fetish.

In the end. I paid considerably more then I've ever paid in my life for pussy or butthole, and a pretty wild time was had. Unrushed and pretty much no limits. Would I do it again? Not for what I paid. Maybe half price, which I'm sure I could negotiate down to if I showed up and offered that or I'd walk out. But she is actually pretty nice so despite the fact that I know I could have lowballed her and still had a good time, I just didn't feel like doing that. But I don't think I'll do a second visit like that.

With respect to her because she is genuinely nice and I believe a decent person. It is fucking insane to pay this kind of money to anyone short of a porn star. I've banged girls as attractive as her or more, with as few limits and as good an attitude, for a quarter of what I paid. Most of the broads on skipthegames are glorified streetwalkers who can keep minutes on their phones. Not saying that's destiny. Just the state of the hobby in general. I think I'm going to take up a less expensive and more rewarding hobby like ceramics or fucking scrap booking.

Aside from my bitching. If you like her look and don't mind the lack of teeth, she's a solid and professional provider. I recommend her over just about anyone else around right now. It's just weird times we live in.[/QUOTE]You keep saying that you overpaid, so what did you pay? A link to the ad will help those that don't know who you're talking about also.

Hey, Tf777,

[QUOTE=Tf777;5906530]I see you mentioned she's starting to add weight. So is she heavier than her pics? She's already a little pudgy and soft imo. I only ask because I've been considering seeing her but my fear is that she's heavier than her picks since that's the case 99% of the time.[/QUOTE]I would say she was close to her pictures. My remark about her weight comes from the fact that I saw her when she was a dancer, back in the day. You're not wrong; most of these girls are heavier than their pics. Starr is no exception. That said, if you find her photos attractive, I doubt you'll be disappointed by her appearance. The only "watch out" I'd offer is that I saw her around Christmas. A lot can happen in a short few months, as you know.

JD.

[QUOTE=Rafter17;5906557]You keep saying that you overpaid, so what did you pay? A link to the ad will help those that don't know who you're talking about also.[/QUOTE]Think this is who he is talking about.

[URL]https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/deepthroat-destiny-cumm-get-th/481695620657[/URL]

I am always cautious with ads that have all tight lipped face shots. Always leads to meth mouth, missing teeth or no teeth.

[QUOTE=GoatFucker;5905435][URL]https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/free-slutwife-gangbang-group/102061254541[/URL]

This ***** posts a pic of her sucking a dick with herpes lesions all over it and her drinking toilet water. I might have to marry her.[/QUOTE]Any of you boys want to fess up to being the dudes in these photos? Ads on this site all the time looking for gangbangs. No doubt they all connected on a site. I'm betting it's this one.

[QUOTE=FluffHead216;5905079]No touch stripper.[/QUOTE]Wait, are you telling me she's on Tryst and is no-touch? WTF? Is this personal experience? That's one of the most ridiculous things I've seen on this board, which is saying something!

[QUOTE=InDelaware;5907260]Wait, are you telling me she's on Tryst and is no-touch? WTF? Is this personal experience? That's one of the most ridiculous things I've seen on this board, which is saying something![/QUOTE]It's not ridiculous. There is a group of hot girls that have been running ads for years. They only dance and you're not allowed to touch them. The driver takes and the money and goes outside to wait. They have been reported on here lot's of times over the years.