Massage Parlor Reports

I don't understand why everyone is still paying these crazy prices for Thai girls. Is it just because they are Thai? Basically $$ to $$.5 for FS is ridiculous to me. I can maybe see $$, but she would have to be pretty hot. I'd do AG or any other agency that for much hotter girls with 2 pops and GFE for not much more. I'd even rather role the dice on a crapshoot and walk out if she's not a winner. I don't see the type. These days they all seem to be past their prime. The hotter ones seem to want too much for FS. Unless all you want is a handshake. I guess I can understand going to Tara or KK if you wanted a real massage. But the rest are a waste of time in my opinion.

[QUOTE=MiRoad;4523328]Saw her today. She is the girl in the pics and age 29 seems plausible. Attractive with enhanced teddies but based on originally rather large ones. Massage was OK but not hard enough to suit me. No teasing at all during massage, even after flip. Kept my member covered the hole time. About 20 minutes before the hour was up she gestured if I wanted a HJ and asked for. 6. She wanted. 8 for CBJ and $$ for CFS (I only wanted to rent her, not buy her. Rather than leave unfulfilled I barained and settled on. 4 for NOVA finish. She unleashed her teddies and allowed touching and squeezing them but not kissing them and was OK with having her butt fondled under her panties. NOVA was uninspired. Finished, showered and left. This is my third experience with Thais in this Fair Lakes subdivision. The first, more than a year ago, was Kate (no, not the same girl). Kate was fantastic but unfortunately she's long gone. I wouldn't repeat with Kathy or the other one (forgot her name and she also wanted too much). Too little for too much.[/QUOTE]Saw Kathy as well and agree with this review.

Looks: 6/10 - Kind of looks like the pictures but she seems older in person.

Attitude: 5/10 - I want to first say, she is a nice person. If you get the right topic, she will light up and chat it up. However, the phone rang during the session (you couldn't have silenced it?) and she ended up texting during the session as well. Before the finish, she also asked for I'd because she didn't believe I wasn't a cop after letting Johnson out to breath for the entire hour.

Massage 3/10 - The massage wasn't that great. No where near legit Thai and was super soft. She sits on the table on top of your ass which isn't too unpleasant since she doesn't weigh much but she stays there the entire time rubbing your back. When I say rubbing, I mean it is barely rubbing. There isn't much else to say about the massage since that was pretty much it. No cracking, no elbows, no walking, no pulling or anything but a hand and your back. Now, I'm not too critical on massages since I am not in this hobby for them but this was not good compared to normal AMP standards.

Finish 5/10 - Standard NOVA and pricey. MiRoad got the same price quotes as me.

Not a repeat or recommendation.

Who did you see?

[QUOTE=SwiftChariot;4523949]Good morning gentlemen.

I was intrigued by the reports for FHOH and visited yesterday. The spa looks very professional and there are private rooms. Whenever I go to a spa for the 1st time I let the massage therapist steer and make all the moves so there are no awkward situations. Unfortunately for me I think they wait for the customer to make the move. She did slide her hand over my member a couple times but there was never real action. I am not 100% sure if anything was going to happen if I said something, but nothing happened when I was there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnnySalami;4524180]I don't understand why everyone is still paying these crazy prices for Thai girls. Is it just because they are Thai? Basically $$ to $$.5 for FS is ridiculous to me. I can maybe see $$, but she would have to be pretty hot. I'd do AG or any other agency that for much hotter girls with 2 pops and GFE for not much more. I'd even rather role the dice on a crapshoot and walk out if she's not a winner. I don't see the type. These days they all seem to be past their prime. The hotter ones seem to want too much for FS. Unless all you want is a handshake. I guess I can understand going to Tara or KK if you wanted a real massage. But the rest are a waste of time in my opinion.[/QUOTE]Sophie, Candy, Luna, JiJi (when she returns) all accept $$ for everything in my experience, even if they may advertise for a bit more.

Has anyone visited recently? Last went when Jenny was splitting time between there and Reston two years ago. Thought they had closed down until recent advertisements suggest otherwise.

My original plan was to see Kathy, but last minute a post from a fellow monger gave me concern.

I then went to see Thai Luna. I'm not sure if it's her in the pics, but could be very old and highly edited. She's an older gal for sure. Around 50. Body is soft with a gut. She's lives in apartments in Annandale that are a bit run down.

No massage to be had, right away how much you tip with encouraging to have FS. FS rate is 2 Frank's total. She's a nice person. So I don't want to be very mean. I wouldn't see her again. She's just not my type.

Anybody know if Lilly is back in Reston?

[QUOTE=JustJuice;4524558]Has anyone visited recently? Last went when Jenny was splitting time between there and Reston two years ago. Thought they had closed down until recent advertisements suggest otherwise.[/QUOTE]Saw Jenny at Reston about a month ago. She said she was splitting time between the two places. I forget which days, but I was at Reston on a Friday, if that helps any. It was pretty deserted: no signs of anyone else there, no voices or phone or door ringing.

So I am not trying to scare anyone as we all know the game with Uncle LEO is always being played, but I got word that there was a recent sting in Centreville. I believe it was an AMP and not an independent. I have few details unfortunately. From what I have been privy too, there was more than the average mongers (I. E. Cop and fire) that got pinched. That is why the trumpets are muted for a bit.

Like I said, I am not trying to scare people, just more of an FYI if you are interested in playing in Fairfax. I don't know if it's mainly Centreville they are watching or not. Just be careful.

Loader.

[QUOTE=GirthVaderVa;4524527]Who did you see?[/QUOTE]I wish I could remember. She was mid 30's Latina, pretty face, C-D cup, 130 lbs. I do think something would have happened if I initiated, but that's just not my style.

I posted this yesterday knowing today was would probably be the last attempt before I gave up. Today was a different story. Same mama-san greets me (Koko), I already have. 8 out and ready for the FH. No TS this time (she offered, I declined) just straight to the rub down. Massage was a 9/10. What made it spectacular was the complete disregard for covering up. Pretty sure the towel was gone about halfway through. Her fingers kept straying to the boys and between the glutes. Not as hard as the last few times, still hard in the right places, but then something new, gentle attention to the calves and feet that both relaxed the hell out of me and got me really excited.

We've only about 10 minutes left and here comes the flip, I'm already at full staff. She says "You want?" and does a hand gesture usually reserved for between teenage boys. I say my usual, "I want you" or something cheesy like that. This time, instead of the shut down, she starts negotiating. Little head was definitely doing all the thinking, so I'm glad I didn't bring more than an extra $. 2. FS was an additional $$. We settled on a CBJ for $. 4.

I figured we were at the end of the hour, she'd rush it. She didn't. She disrobed, did a little body-on-body rub, put johnny between the ta-tas for a few strokes (she had the ta-tas for it). Then put them in my face and let me suck on her nipples, moaned, really got into it (or pretended to, who cares.) Put on the cover, watched my eyes while going down, changed positions a few times. I asked if I could touch her, and she moved so I could grab her ass and pet the kitty.

Now comes the break down. Fareast is convenient so I save on gas / tolls. It's quiet, out of the way so I don't feel watched going in. The massage has been stellar each time, and honestly that's a huge part of it. I know there are other, younger girls there, I ran into one on my way out one of the times, but I've never gotten past Koko. Koko's looks are a 5/10. And total damage today was $$. 2 (house, great massage, CBJ). Despite today's success I will probably keep looking around as the price is definitely steep. But I'll also probably keep them on the list as I now have rapport, and I at least know what the menu looks like (and that there even IS a menu).

[QUOTE=Grouper1980;4523538]I've said I'd report back (6 weeks ago) on Fareast.

So far no change and I'm about to give up.

I've been spacing out the visits due to financial constraints, but so far it's been the same each time. Place is dead, Mama gives the massage. Talks me up and I've established some rapport, but I don't think she remembers me between visits. TS, standard NOVA, no other upgrades. Honestly, she's fit, but older than I am and I'm an agist so I'm not really looking for more anyway. But I did catch glimpses of other girls there I wouldn't mind getting some attention from.

I guess the question may be, what's a good next step? How do I politely ask for someone else? How can I figure out if FS is ever on the table for repeat customers or if I need to move on?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loader401;4525304]So I am not trying to scare anyone as we all know the game with Uncle LEO is always being played, but I got word that there was a recent sting in Centreville. I believe it was an AMP and not an independent. I have few details unfortunately. From what I have been privy too, there was more than the average mongers (I. E. Cop and fire) that got pinched. That is why the trumpets are muted for a bit.

Like I said, I am not trying to scare people, just more of an FYI if you are interested in playing in Fairfax. I don't know if it's mainly Centreville they are watching or not. Just be careful.

Loader.[/QUOTE]News of cops and firemen getting caught up in a sting would had been leaked fast. I searched around and could not find anything. One popular website that I browse for "juicy" news and gossip is FFXU. Just google the acronym and you should find the website pop up in the first couple of hits. There was nothing on that site as well regarding any recent stings in Fairfax County. You said the word "trumpets". Is that a reference to Angels near Fairfax Circle?

Heard today that "Best" on Sullyfield Circle has 2 new masseuses.

Any feedback from from the troops?

Plan to make the trip if worthwhile.

Thanks guys.

HG2.

[QUOTE=SwiftChariot;4523949]Good morning gentlemen.

I was intrigued by the reports for FHOH and visited yesterday. The spa looks very professional and there are private rooms. Whenever I go to a spa for the 1st time I let the massage therapist steer and make all the moves so there are no awkward situations. Unfortunately for me I think they wait for the customer to make the move. She did slide her hand over my member a couple times but there was never real action. I am not 100% sure if anything was going to happen if I said something, but nothing happened when I was there.[/QUOTE]IMHO, you missed the boat. Most massage places know why they are there and what we want and enjoy. If we enjoy the session a lot, they enjoy the $$ also. If we are nice and fun and playful, they can even relax and enjoy themselves and have a good time too. Especially with some historical info like on this site, which you have, you are wasting their time and your money by not being politely direct. With a smile. Since it relaxes them.

Once a guy suggested: When they say get undressed and if they leave the room, get undressed and just sit in your birthday suit on the table till they return. They might be a little surprised but they will smile & know your boundaries and understand the relationship. And be relaxed! Believe me, things will happen, or you went to the wrong place. LOL.

HG2.

I haven't been to Spirit in Springfield in a very long time. It was March 8th to be exact. Your boy Frankie was going to be seeing Captain Marvel with a bunch of my irl brahs back on March 8th. Two of these brahs have diet feminist wives. Captain Marvel and these hoes were a sure fire recipe for irritation I felt, so I took the day off and visited Spirit as I knew the massage was great, the price was cheap and the teddies on all three of the providers were plump. However with my foray into Thailand, VA, and my post lurk ambition to try new things for board content, I stopped visiting.

Good ole Socrates however intrigued me with his recent posts about Spirit. It sounded like this place went prude on us and all of those angels had went elsewhere. Before any of the recent reports, I called there and asked for my favorite, Lisa, and was told that it was a new place with new ladies. That shit sounded weird and prude so I said fook it and went elsewhere. But today I rolled the dice and returned. I walked in the door with no appointment and out walks a familiar face. I and a few other brahs here lovingly refer to her as "The Diesel".

The Diesel, who's name is Annie, is a 40 something Chinese lady who has almost the exact build as pre weight loss Tara. I call her The Diesel though because Annie, unlike Tara has a very dense, strong physique. Her ass is a touch bigger than Tara's, but it, her back, arms, and legs are hard and muscled. Again though, visually it looks like Tara's rack. Naturally with that description, she does give a fantastic, deep tissue massage. The second time I saw her, on the way out she mentions "I like massaging you. You are strong like me. " It was as adorable and as awkward as it sounded. Third visit she said "you have a strong back. I'm going to walk on it. " Despite her dislodging my L4 vertebrae and bruising my spleen, the time was great. Now it's time for Round 4.

I walked in and she remembered me and gives me a big hug before leading me to the room. The massage was as awesome as I remembered. She's definitely a Canton. I can't however shake the worry brought on by recent reports that this is the extent of what I'll be receiving today. However Annie and I arrived at the angus portion of the massage and she oils my angus up, lets her fingers diddle and gets her cup on. Hot towel and a tickle tease later and I'm flipped.

On the flip Annie caresses my face and tells me she missed me. I tell her I missed her too and that she's beautiful. She then leans in and starts to kiss me. Let's stop there. To me, Annie is an average to kinda cute lady. Some brahs will disagree. But if I can give you a small Frankie tip, this game is oftentimes a game of selling fantasy. Sometimes if we sell it too, that can earn a bit of enthusiasm from a provider. Acting like you're bummed a provider is too old or not pretty enough is going to ruin your adventure for sure. I try my best to get the provider as engaged as I can. So I'm making out with The Diesel. Fug it.

She starts tugging me a bit then hops up and focuses more. I put my hand on her side right after she stands up straight. She thought that was me asking for the teddies so she whips them out. Now while I compared her to Tara, her teddies aren't as round and firm as Tara's. They're as big and her nipples are as big and thick too. I roamed away as she tugs me nice and slow. After a bit and no pop, she oils back up, switches to the other side of the table and slowly double fists me with the teds squished between her arms. I play, squeeze and caress these big milk trucks more intensely. I am harder than a granite countertop, and before long, I pop with a fury unseen at most crash tests. I'm cleaned up, do some goodbye smooches and agree to return soon. 6 house, 6 Annie. Aaaaand update time.

Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.

1. Kiko. Still queen. There's an ad that's always on the sidebar here that says "send a message and smash". There's a topless brunette with her hands above her head in one of the pics that scrolls through. Kiko's teddies look like that.

2. Tara. Legend and owner of the second biggest teddies on the list. If you Google "Seana Rae sensational video" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples.

3. Blue. Korean MILF who looks like Lucie Wilde from the neck down.

4. Lily. Late 20's Chinese girl in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty.

5. Annie at Silk aka The Diesel. Body similar to Tara. Teds not quite as firm, but just as fun.

6. Apple. Thick, 20 something Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.

7. Vandara. Early 50's Thai indy. Age defying and wonderful teddies.

8. Nikki. Owner of the biggest teddies in the HOF. Some of the nicest, biggest natty teddies you'll ever see. Google " my_vice_is_back ". Nikki is built like that chick, but with thicker nipples and an ass like Ryan Smiles.

Have fun and stay safe Teddies Crew.

Frankie.