Wish there were better options in Woodbridge
Hi guys, long time lurker, and I appreciate all the great reviews and insight you guys have given over the years. Now it is time to give my review of Tiny in Woodbridge: [URL]https://northern-virginia.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/im-tiny-hmu-if-yu-wanna-have-f/844454150880[/URL].
It took me a while to sync my time schedule up with her and one Wednesday evening the stars aligned and I was able to see in a hotel in Woodbridge. She was staying at one of the hotels on the parkway close to the mall and Target, and I have seen other women there, so I was familiar with the place. LEO must turn a blind eye to the place honestly because I have seen quite a few women there with no issues, so that is a plus. It was late so she had to open the back door for me and we rode up to her room. If you are not familiar with her, she is definitely the woman in the pictures and looks even smaller in person if you are in to that. She has a nice soft but and very small tits. I opted for the QV for $ and she preformed adequately.
We take the elevator to her floor, enter the room and it was a hot mess. Clothes and take out everywhere, thank god the couch was clean though. There was a lingering smell in the room like she was smoking weed and tried to cover it with incense. She does the LE hug and grab and I lay the donation down. We proceed to get undress, I sit on the couch, and she gives me a serviceable BBBJ. It was nothing to leave the wife over or change my religion for, but it did the job getting the soldier to stand at attention. She then hands me the condom to put on myself and she proceeds to make a makeshift bed on the floor with the couch cushions (weird because the couch in this hotel is a pullout). I mount her missionary style and it was meh, couldn't get a good angle of penetration using the couch pillows so after a few minutes I shifted her to cowgirl. That is usually a good position for me, but that night I wasn't doing too well in it. The smell of her skin was messing with me, it wasn't funk or musty, just that she had like a grit / grim, like smoker's skin and the ashes settled on her. Only way I can describe it, like maybe she needs to shower and put on lotion or something.
To her credit, she never complained or tried to rush me, and she did use lube so I got to slide in pretty good. After a few minutes of cowgirl, she comes and asks me if I can as well, I say no and ask to switch to doggy. This position was a little better for me and she took that like a champ as well. I proceed to cum in the bag and clean up afterwards. Overall it was a Woodbridge 6, and sadly I don't know if you can find much better in the area that is as accommodating as she was.
The question of would I see her again. I don't plan on it, not that she was horrible, just that I hope to find a better use of my money, and the lack of safe options in Woodbridge has me second guessing this hobby I love. She is cool enough and does not have GPS or any weird habits that I've observed, just that she needs to freshen up her setup and maybe take better care of her skin care.
If there is anything else you would like to know, hit me up or reply to this thread. I'm always looking to see new safe talent so please share if you have anything in the woodbridge / Dumfries area.
Quirky Joyce in Chantilly
After years of texting and our schedules never aligning, I was able to finally meet Joyce last Sunday. She was in Reston shopping but gave me the address to her hotel in Chantilly that I've never seen o before and it's off the beaten path. I arrived a bit early than our scheduled time, so I drove around back and parked.
As I am waiting, I see a car with mesh shades plastered over all of the windows, dramatically pull into the parking lot with very jerky movements. This must be Joyce as the lady behind the wheel resembled her. She notices that I am inside my car and I smile. Immediately she texts to confirm if I am the person parked besides her; indeed it's me.
Apparently I parked right in front of her room and she jokingly said "you knew where I'm satiating". We walk into her room and it smells LOL fried chicken or fish. Cooked the night before. It was stale and kinda off putting but I've smelled worse rooms before.
As mentioned by others, she has a good body IMHO. She's not skinny but not fat and really well proportioned. Normally you don't see a Chinese women with C plus size breast and a nice booty while staying proportionate. Her stomach isn't flat but by no means anything to complain about.
She asks me if I want to shower and from past reviews, I wanted to make sure that I passed the smell test. Joyce actually helped me undress and shower. She also got naked which gave me the opportunity to rub her nice breasts and ass.
Once in the shower, she lathered up a sponge glove and washed me down. She gave me some time alone to finish rinsing myself off. While doing so, I notice Joyce on the toilet spraying her vagina down with what seemed like Listerine. It was quite odd but refreshing to know that she's clean as well.
After showering, we go to the bed where I laid on my back and she mounts me, presenting her beautiful bussom for extended nursing. While sucking her beautiful and perfectly round nipples, I was able to rub her pussy. She was already wet before I added simulation and it made me hornier. She wasn't against me massaging her clit and pussy lips until I had to try BBBJ.
This is where quirky Joyce comes to play. When I ask her to suck my dick, she immediately positions herself for 69. Her pussy looks good and smelled great so I indulged in cunningligous. She quickly began building up her climax where she remains reserved. Then out of nowhere she lets out a scream like a banshee from hell and her body quivers for what seemed like 10 seconds. In attempts to muffle her scream, I shoved her head back down in my dick. It temporarily did the trick until her teeth did some unwanted scratches.
Once she recovered I asked her to fuck me. She puts the rubber on and mounts me cowgirl position. After 2 minutes of her trying to ride me, I asked her to fuck me on the chair, hoping to get better friction. Nope, it didn't get any better and I was beginning to lose my boner. That's when I took the lead and threw her on the bed for mish. At first she kept her leg to the side to prevent me from pounding too deep but eventually gave me more access once I started hitting her G spot but I busted before she could yelp for help again.
After looking at the clock, I've been there for about 45 minutes total but only paid for the hhr and that includes the shower plus first pop. Before we started I asked for two pops and she said yes. She takes the rubber off and cleans junior then immediately proceeds to give me a handjob, telling me not to take long.
With the pressure of what seemed like a stadium of fans eagerly awaiting for me to win the game. I powered thru and kept my mind on the goal. She was jack hammering but trying to actually make me cum. I told her to slow down, then to suck my cock. After what seemed like an eternity my meager attempt of busting nut resulted in small dribbles of cum that she willfully put in her mouth and spit back into the plethora of paper towels she used during the session. She probably went thru half a paper towel roll when I was there.
Looks: 7 Face / 8 body / 7 for the room (the smell of the food was too much).
Prettier than most Asian ladies especially in this price range and level of service.
Service: 8 before the event with cleaning and undressing / 8. 5 with her allowing FIV, sucking, licking with vigor / 5. 5 for the effort since she didn't do much physically. Quirky as mentioned from several people but very accommodating and friendly despite the language barrier.
Value: 7. 5 for me - $. 4 for 55 minutes of being inside her room and two pops. We probably spent about 25 minutes on the first pop, 15 minutes on the second pop and 15 minutes prepping for the act in the bathroom / shower.
I would definitely repeat especially since I think we built a bond, at least it felt like it.
She treated me well when most girls want you out ASAP
[QUOTE=MadeYoulLook29;5616841]I've seen her many moons ago and don't remember her being as fun as everybody says but to be fair I don't go down on these women so that's probably the reason. Seems going down on her is like using a cheat code to unlock her inner freak some thing LOL.[/QUOTE]This is the first and only girl that I'be gone down on while mongering. Her need to be cleanly was the only reason I did go down.
She was pretty much a deadfish during FS but her efforts to get the second pop and no clock watching made her value raise. Everything except FS was good. Perhaps my ethnicity and build made her more affectionate / friendly?
She's by far the best value for a FS provider in the area since she was friendly and felt like a real GFE experience.
She said yes to MSOG before the act
[QUOTE=MadeYoulLook29;5617248]From what I can tell (basing this opinion off of other posts about her) the common denominator with her is going down on her. I've noticed once guys have done that she seems to be more open. Like some guy said she allowed greek after he made her howl at the moon (cum via going down) another said she tossed his salad (ate his butt). Don't get me wrong. She was very nice to me the 2 times I met with her. Like real nice. So nice I asked her about greek during the session and she told me my member was too big. And she laughed hard when I asked it. Which was awkward because I didn't laugh. So it was her just laughing. But judging from even your review about her. The way u peeped her freshening her box up and then you requesting head and she puts her box in your face requesting the same from you. LOL. My guess is that's why you got more time as she became more accommodating. Had you declined munching the box she may have only given you one pop and no overtime[/QUOTE]I asked her about two pops before my shower; at that point we weren't intimate yet.
She did ask me about rimming but I declined.
Hope that helps!
