Escort Reports

If you saw star wars a new hope, perhaps the most beautiful shot was the thermal exhaust port that luke shot his photons into.

Well this girl has an asshole that is similar.

[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/comtpon/22997009.html[/URL]

She is in a garage in compton, so prepare to be shot at and killed.

But the pics are her.

She puts her pussy in your face and has no problem with you flicking the bean. Her ass hole is just amazing to look at from that angle.

The strikes on her are:

The location. You do feel that you will end up dead.

The music. It is that ghetto type rap love ballad like "you be my btch and you let me fuck you up the ass with my crew and I will get you the happy meal and shit" or "I want to punch you out and then we can make love at KFC".

She is rough on the dick.

She could not massage a dead person.

But she is smoking hot.

[QUOTE=Usawhaa;6456741]Would someone be able to provide a link or pm her details?[/QUOTE]Try the following website: [URL]www.bookergray.com[/URL].

A simple gogle search shows the sadness photos being used in 3 different cities at the same time.

[QUOTE=Lazy671;6456983][URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/152145748/4243074044[/URL]

Anyone try this?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drooo;6457988]A simple gogle search shows the sadness photos being used in 3 different cities at the same time.[/QUOTE]Thanks! Going to have to use google like that.

[QUOTE=TempletonRat;6423385]My dad has been complaining that my mom won't bang him anymore, for years now, and has been asking me about providers.

My personal predilection has been Koreans because for them it seems a job like any other, whereas any other race treats it much differently and much more often have the accompanying complications like mental illness, drug abuse, pimp / Rob or higher LE bust odds.

He's elderly so not sure if he could perform at a slam-bam massage parlor. Could I set him up with the k-bookers or will he need to set up his own "account?" Are young k-girls open to seeing the elderly and doing what needs to be done to get him to rise to the occasion and perform?[/QUOTE]I don't think age is a problem. If it is, that's the smallest. Try to keep cleaner and you get more service. It's rather common I think; that's why you don't see other clients for many reasons. But that's not the way in the C houses. There are some houses still you have you sit together to wait for your turn. Once I went to a house with two girls, they are younger K girls with escorts. I got two retired buddies coming together as a team. The two girls saw that it was busy and doubled their efforts to process the crowd. When it was my turn, I picked the pretty one with small tities. When I suck on it, I can tell the last guy has a breath problem. She forgot to wipe herself before the next.

You can look up HX because their ages are rather accurate. So you can select what makes you comfortable. The pictures are reasonable too except the C and K houses.

The other recommendation is to hit any K houses. If you hit them at random, 99% it's 40's to 50's so they can handle anything. Interestingly, they are still in some sort of shape without turning me off too much. I had fun but I stay away because I don't want to not remember anything after.

If someone are into young girls, it's HX (not the C or K houses in there).

And if you have any doubt, try Viagra. It's cheap and you just need a pretend consultation in chat and you get it tomorrow.

I actually had a weird idea. Once in a while I come across high school senior types that I'm very happy with. If I were at that age and didn't get laid with pretty girls, those HX girls would have been heaven and memorial. I have the idea of fixing them up with my kid, when he graduates. It's totally not like having sex with a professional.

Be honest, how long and how much you spent before you found your dream girl for the first time? That will save my kid a lot of disappointment. Since I'm a certified underachiever, I think this may drive a young person to become a billionaire startup CEO, or forever scrapping money from odd jobs to pay for the addiction.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6457121]If you saw star wars a new hope, perhaps the most beautiful shot was the thermal exhaust port that luke shot his photons into.

Well this girl has an asshole that is similar.

[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/comtpon/22997009.html[/URL]

She is in a garage in compton, so prepare to be shot at and killed.

But the pics are her.

She puts her pussy in your face and has no problem with you flicking the bean. Her ass hole is just amazing to look at from that angle.

The strikes on her are:

The location. You do feel that you will end up dead.

The music. It is that ghetto type rap love ballad like "you be my btch and you let me fuck you up the ass with my crew and I will get you the happy meal and shit" or "I want to punch you out and then we can make love at KFC"..[/QUOTE]Massage only or FS? Donation?

[QUOTE=JamesD2004;6458526]Massage only or FS? Donation?[/QUOTE]Handjob and daty only. I think it was 160 and then I got carjacked by some teens in Compton and they took my car and 500 dollars. So 660 all in.

I should not share this one with you, you guys never really give good information.

This one is worth every penny.

Tell her dunkin donuts sent you.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/isabella-martin[/URL]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6459949]I should not share this one with you, you guys never really give good information.

This one is worth every penny.

Tell her dunkin donuts sent you.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/isabella-martin[/URL][/QUOTE]Bahahahahahahahaha!

I'm going to see Gia from ThatMall this evening. I don't think she's been reviewed here, so I'll report back. If anyone has info, I'd appreciate it.

[URL]https://www.thatmall.com/gia/[/URL]

[QUOTE=RootPotter;6461005]I'm going to see Gia from ThatMall this evening. I don't think she's been reviewed here, so I'll report back. If anyone has info, I'd appreciate it.

[URL]https://www.thatmall.com/gia/[/URL][/QUOTE]The pictures are not her at least not how she has looked since the end of the silent era.

Got scammed by this girl:

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/136792915[/URL]

Requested outcall but I was skeptical so I asked her to meet me at a nearby store parking lot (She's the girls in the pics, tall with high heels on). She was outside standing alone. Told me she came by Uber. We drove to my place and got inside, handed her the donation and had a small talk. Then she told me she's forgot a condom in my car so we both went back to my car which was parked on the street 30 yards away. For some odd reason she insisted she didn't have to wear her heels and said barefoot was fine, . Okay. So we left my place together but I felt bad she's walking barefoot so I went ahead and ran to reach my car. I found nothing in the passenger seat and turned around to tell her there's no condom, SHE'S GONE. I looked for her everywhere in disbelief because it was merely 10 seconds when I got my eyes off from her. But she's gone.

So, I guess she was with someone who followed us. Then she ran off while I was looking inside of my car and jumped into the getaway car and they took off, in less than 10 seconds, no heels on so I wouldn't hear her ran. Wow just wow. I am upset and impressed at the same time. They are called con ARTIST for a reason.

Anyhoo, just wanted to share how my Friday night went. Be careful out there boys.

Anyone knows any girls that offer services of showering or bathing together in or around Downey area. I tried asking a couple of girls I went to before in the past if they're willing for some extra cash but all denied.

I'm just looking for a Incall in LA that's not an arm and a leg. I remember the days when I could get a nice looking white young girl for 100. Every website I go to has a hunch of fake profiles or the girls asking for ridiculous amount. Where are you guys getting the good affordable girls. I used to use b page, Craigslist, adult search. Now I run out to memories of times past. I haven had a good screw in years. What has happened. LA used to be the pinnacle of pleasure and not I can only get a handy at the spa.

Please direct to which site or list I need to be following because I'm starting to lose hope for the kitten.

Strike three! (and probably the biggest strike) at least from a cursory read of their ads (yes they're two girls using the same ad, so who knows which one you'll get) is that they don't do bjs or sex (even covered, presumably). Why would I risk life & limb for a massage at a garage in Compton with no happy ending BJ or sex?? With a pimp probably close.

[QUOTE=JamesD2004;6458526]Massage only or FS? Donation?[/QUOTE]

I try really hard to not let it get under my skin, but No. 9 is like a flea in my ear and no matter how hard I try not to take it personally, it really gets my goat, especially when the girl has the audacity to talk on the phone setting up dates & whatnot during the session, so I do what a goat does and take out all my ire and angst on that hole! I get verbal too, "get off the phone I didn't pay for you to be on the phone during the session!" Hopefully, some of you have been benefactors of my rants & raves, and booked a different one, LOL.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6400295]I just paid 300 to bang a PD girl. She has like hundreds of positive reviews, although someone hacked her account, so there are less than that on her current handle.

But here are some rules for these girls, which seem to never be followed:

1. Drugs. During the session, do not smoke, inhale, shoot up, vape, hoop, eat, drink, or sniff any narcotics of any kind. You are at work. I have never had a substance problem, but I assume that if I did I would take drugs in the Ralphs break room during my shift break from the Ralphs fish stand that I manage with love.

2. Fast Food. Fast food is for kids coming back from little league and obese people. If you are going to eat it, do not leave the wrappers all over your room like a frat party in dante's inferno.

3. Politics. I am nihilistically libertarian. I believe that the current administration and the last administration (save certain foreign policy decisions) are committed to the destruction of society. However, school shootings are real. If you are a prostitute, do not discuss politics.

4. Pussy. If you are going to ask to have your pussy eaten, then keep it clean and do not have it smell like jolly ranchers left on the surface of the sun.

5. Head. Never quit giving head until told to. If you jaw is breaking then perhaps there is an exception.

6. Texting. Try to make sense when you text. Like use the clock to say, be here at 11:15. Not "are you coming over baby" and "ETA" and "I am ready soon hun".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OrangeGoku;6462357]I'm just looking for a Incall in LA that's not an arm and a leg. I remember the days when I could get a nice looking white young girl for 100. Every website I go to has a hunch of fake profiles or the girls asking for ridiculous amount. Where are you guys getting the good affordable girls. I used to use b page, Craigslist, adult search. Now I run out to memories of times past. I haven had a good screw in years. What has happened. LA used to be the pinnacle of pleasure and not I can only get a handy at the spa.

Please direct to which site or list I need to be following because I'm starting to lose hope for the kitten.[/QUOTE]Honestly dude, I use listcrawler. Post pandemic, everything went up, inflation hit everything. Some women are absolutely delusional and believe that you got to pay them 300 or 500 for a quick meeting but obviously you ignore it and move on with your life, but everything went up after the pandemic hit. Women that would go from 50 or 100 are now 120 (to start) and 150. The ones that do 100 are either unaware of that fact, or they simply don't care. Some women, I guess, get tired of dealing with the nonsense that the guys who are already looking for something cheap give them, so they raise their rate to not have to deal with any of that nonsense. Not calling you cheap because I get it, some of these broads act like they are doing you a favor in spite of the rates that they are asking for, but some men out there really try to haggle an already low rate, damn near for free. It sucks but that is what I use, the downside is you might have to sift through fake profiles but once you pick up a pattern, they will be much easier to ignore.

[QUOTE=OrangeGoku;6462357]I'm just looking for a Incall in LA that's not an arm and a leg. I remember the days when I could get a nice looking white young girl for 100. Every website I go to has a hunch of fake profiles or the girls asking for ridiculous amount. Where are you guys getting the good affordable girls. I used to use b page, Craigslist, adult search. Now I run out to memories of times past. I haven had a good screw in years. What has happened. LA used to be the pinnacle of pleasure and not I can only get a handy at the spa.

Please direct to which site or list I need to be following because I'm starting to lose hope for the kitten.[/QUOTE]Fake pics and expensive is the new reality, cannot be avoided.

I have not seen any escort advertise Below 200 $ for FS, Ridiculous.

[QUOTE=WhoreMaster91;6464148]I have not seen any escort advertise Below 200 $ for FS, Ridiculous.[/QUOTE]I warned all you fellow mongers about this about a year ago! MOST providers have created online social media accounts such as OF where suckers must PAY to look at their lame self made videos. This is the MAIN reason why they now ask for $500. + to meet, and its not uncommon for them to ask and receive $1 k per meeting. Honestly, WHY would these providers want to meet strangers for $200. When they make THOUSANDS in their sleep from suckers that subscribe to their social media? I'm afraid the days 200 - 300. Meeting are over (unless these online accounts get shut down) or better yet you mongers REFUSE to subscribe and REFUSE to pay extorted rates to meet these providers for rushed and subpar services! Like I said, I warned everyone about a year ago this was happening and now here we are.

[QUOTE=ZekSwinger2;6464327]I warned all you fellow mongers about this about a year ago! MOST providers have created online social media accounts such as OF where suckers must PAY to look at their lame self made videos. This is the MAIN reason why they now ask for $500. + to meet, and its not uncommon for them to ask and receive $1 k per meeting. Honestly, WHY would these providers want to meet strangers for $200. When they make THOUSANDS in their sleep from suckers that subscribe to their social media? I'm afraid the days 200 - 300. Meeting are over (unless these online accounts get shut down) or better yet you mongers REFUSE to subscribe and REFUSE to pay extorted rates to meet these providers for rushed and subpar services! Like I said, I warned everyone about a year ago this was happening and now here we are.[/QUOTE]That could be one part of the equation. These women have golden p. Syndrome, plain and simple. Women in general know that men want what they have so since the ball is in their court, they can afford to have an attitude about things. * did open the flood gates, "normal" girls do this because they can make an easy buck off of the fantasy of the girl next door, also the escorts don't mind a little bit of extra cash coming in.

Inflation and the pandemic made things worse, before the pandemic, you could find girls offering their goods for 80 or 100, that was just a quick meeting, there were always delusional women asking for hundreds but now it is worse.

[QUOTE=Nessant;6462875]Honestly dude, I use listcrawler. Post pandemic, everything went up, inflation hit everything. Some women are absolutely delusional and believe that you got to pay them 300 or 500 for a quick meeting but obviously you ignore it and move on with your life, but everything went up after the pandemic hit. Women that would go from 50 or 100 are now 120 (to start) and 150. The ones that do 100 are either unaware of that fact, or they simply don't care. Some women, I guess, get tired of dealing with the nonsense that the guys who are already looking for something cheap give them, so they raise their rate to not have to deal with any of that nonsense. Not calling you cheap because I get it, some of these broads act like they are doing you a favor in spite of the rates that they are asking for, but some men out there really try to haggle an already low rate, damn near for free. It sucks but that is what I use, the downside is you might have to sift through fake profiles but once you pick up a pattern, they will be much easier to ignore.[/QUOTE]Regarding Listcrawler what are these patterns you speak of? That site has so many scammy profiles but every know and then I see an HX girl advertise on there so I guess some are legit. Please provide some tips.

Thank you!

[QUOTE=RickIza;6465738]Regarding Listcrawler what are these patterns you speak of? That site has so many scammy profiles but every know and then I see an HX girl advertise on there so I guess some are legit. Please provide some tips.

Thank you![/QUOTE]Listcrawler has some tips for what to look out for, we are in LA so there are some options to choose from although there definitely are spam / scam profiles on there. If it is too good to be true, it probably is, if the pics look like they were screenshotted or are obviously someone using some else's pics, or if they ask for deposits, especially through gift cards and the like.

The reply rate, for me at least, is decent, not a complete waste of your time although sometimes, whether you believe in the stars, fate, or the women being busy, servicing other connoisseurs, or just doing something else that means they won't be able to answer, some days it randomly gets dry as far as women hitting you back. It is normal for women to sometimes take 5 to 10, maybe even 30 minutes to an hour to hit back, but sometimes they take a day or two, by then you either lost interest or already found someone else.

If I hit up 10, I would say that it can average from 4 to 7 replies, it all depends.

Trial and error will be your best friend if you are willing to do a little investigative research of your own, click on listings that are clearly fake and ask what makes them fake?

Once you notice one, you will notice them more easily. They are very easy to spot.

If you are really unsure, the worst thing that could happen is you say "hey, you available?" and they either don't respond, they do but try to get you to say you are trying to pay for coochie, or try to get you to send them a deposit, but like I said, if you pick up one what makes one fake, it is like the matrix, you can't unsee what is now seen.

Some might ask you to verify, some do it with google duo or facetime, some do pics but most do the duo and stuff.

Also, some of it comes down to a vibe, I know that that kind of might be vague and counter intuitive, but I have never had an issue with any sting operations or anything of the sort, never had an issue with a pimp or any of the fears that people may have when it comes to meeting up with a woman off of those sites.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/california/los-angeles/bodyrubs/body-rubs/deep-tissue-massage-by-a-northern-italian-beauty-28235.html[/URL]

This one predates the furine cleavage episode that fucked the world up for two years due to a lab leak.

She is this sweaty fat italian gal who did let me finger her 4 car garage.

What is really odd about her is like her communication skills. I swear she is like autistic and talks really weird it italian slang when you get a bonder or you nut.

Avoid this sweaty ho.

Has anyone seen the805 soccermom lately?

[QUOTE=DavesFv;6471097]Has anyone seen the805 soccermom lately?[/QUOTE]She is posted out in Palm springs area today.

All models look promising, but this 1/2 hr price is a typo or TGTBT. [URL]https://laescortmodels.com/model/amanda-9[/URL].

Was scrolling online and found an ad for a BJ for a decent rate. So I texted and set up an appointment.

When I arrived some guy was waiting outside and escorted me up to the apartment. I thought he was going to rob me but I decided to just go with it and see what happens. I was nervous. I have him the "door fee" and he let me in on.

Inside was a 5'3 cutie with lingerie on.

She has a tent with a bunch on holes cut out. She told me she likes to do glory hole with bunch of guys. I was kinda shocked and taken back for a moment.

She got inside the tent and then asked me to undress. I stuck my jimmy inside the tent and she started suckin grinding on it and and stroking. Then she sucked on it and made choking noises. She said if I tip extra I can get more services. So I tipped her more and all she did was unzip the tent screen so I could see he more. LOL.

It was a unique experience but I probably won't return. It was affordable but I didn't really feel satisfied when I left. And I had to wear a rubber the hole time.

Hope you guys enjoyed the story. I have plenty of these stories.

[QUOTE=OrangeGoku;6473368]Was scrolling online and found an ad for a BJ for a decent rate. So I texted and set up an appointment.

When I arrived some guy was waiting outside and escorted me up to the apartment. I thought he was going to rob me but I decided to just go with it and see what happens. I was nervous. I have him the "door fee" and he let me in on.

Inside was a 5'3 cutie with lingerie on.

She has a tent with a bunch on holes cut out. She told me she likes to do glory hole with bunch of guys. I was kinda shocked and taken back for a moment.

She got inside the tent and then asked me to undress. I stuck my jimmy inside the tent and she started suckin grinding on it and and stroking. Then she sucked on it and made choking noises. She said if I tip extra I can get more services. So I tipped her more and all she did was unzip the tent screen so I could see he more. LOL.

It was a unique experience but I probably won't return. It was affordable but I didn't really feel satisfied when I left. And I had to wear a rubber the hole time.

Hope you guys enjoyed the story. I have plenty of these stories.[/QUOTE]Was it a four man tent and could you stand up inside, or was it just one of those two man jobs. '

Also, did it have a rain flap on top?

Any recs for girls who do strapons / pegging?

Any info on her?

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/sofiabrook[/URL]

Anyone have any feedback on this lady Busty Amber?

On them:

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/busty-amber-escort-los-angeles-1007611[/URL]#erotic.

She also has adds on LC / EA all around SoCal with some different numbers.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/128116558[/URL]

Also STG.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/los-angeles/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hi-cum-play-naughty-with-me--/389621084435[/URL]

[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were [u]largely argumentative[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [i]Thank You![/i][/blue]

[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/lax-area-playa-del-rey/23017370.html[/URL]

I recommend this one for her accomplisheddick work.

She has a prosthetic foot, so if you are anti-disabled (and who isn't these days what with their bud light deals, pride parades, and special tshirt rack at target), stay away.

I assume the massage is good, but I don't know, I usually work out variations in the shveshnikov Sicilian in my head while getting the massage.

The dick work, which is done clothed, is really something. She shakes her body and vibrates your pelor at the same time. I have shot some powerful loads in her place. She does seem to be getting a bit old tho.

[QUOTE=Rubadubdubone;6477997]Any recs for girls who do strapons / pegging?[/QUOTE]The805 soccermom / Allycat75. She's really into pegging on hx and pd. Tryst or secret hostess. You'll find her.

So, I have been looking for a quick nut in the South Bay / LAX area. To be honest, I am bored as hell of kgirls, and I am sick of spending $350 a pop. I haven't mongered in over a month. I really need just a quick release close to home. It does not have to be GFE, but the girl needs to be decent looking and I don't want to spend any more than 200/ hhr. Girls like that were a dime a dozen in the LAX area back in the BP days, but the entire South Bay just seems completely dead for hobbyists now. Most of the HX girls are in OC, and the GPS of PDs is out of control. If anyone has any leads or suggestions, I would appreciate it. PMs are open, too. Thanks!

P.S. I do not see SWs.

[QUOTE=FiatVoluptas;6489581]So, I have been looking for a quick nut in the South Bay / LAX area. To be honest, I am bored as hell of kgirls, and I am sick of spending $350 a pop. I haven't mongered in over a month. I really need just a quick release close to home. It does not have to be GFE, but the girl needs to be decent looking and I don't want to spend any more than 200/ hhr. Girls like that were a dime a dozen in the LAX area back in the BP days, but the entire South Bay just seems completely dead for hobbyists now. Most of the HX girls are in OC, and the GPS of PDs is out of control. If anyone has any leads or suggestions, I would appreciate it. PMs are open, too. Thanks!

P.S. I do not see SWs.[/QUOTE]Yeah 300 $ a pop this days is insane bro.

[QUOTE=WhoreMaster91;6490559]Yeah 300 $ a pop this days is insane bro.[/QUOTE]Anyone ever been to Mexico and had a fun and safe time? I definitely would go to have an amazing time throwing a few drinks back and having a big Latina booty bouncing on me but that whole cartel situation really messes my mind up, I avoid the country altogether to where I doubt I would consider it, let alone go through with it.

[QUOTE=Nessant;6491703]Anyone ever been to Mexico and had a fun and safe time? I definitely would go to have an amazing time throwing a few drinks back and having a big Latina booty bouncing on me but that whole cartel situation really messes my mind up, I avoid the country altogether to where I doubt I would consider it, let alone go through with it.[/QUOTE]Many posters here go to Mexico. I don't because taking an entire day or two to go down there and monger is not an option for me. Also, you are right. Tijuana keeps alternating with Ciudad Juarez for the title of most dangerous city in the world. You might be hanging in a club and end up getting mass kidnapped, beheaded, and thrown in a mass grave. Probably not, but stuff is happening at an alarming rate in border cities. It's not worth the risk for me. It's unfortunate because I love Latinas, especially light skinned Mexican girls with thickness and curves, but a tight body.

Looks good to me on listcrawler, even though I had good experience with escorts, I get scammed this time.

Coming to story, I texted her and agreed for 5 xx for two hours. She did little screening by calling hotel and verifying my details. , I thought she is legit and trusted her, she came to hotel lobby and called me on mobile, we both came to room had little chat and she asked money. Once she counted money said, I need to give this money to friend and called someone one phone asking to come to hotel floor, while she talking on phone she said I will give this money and come back, then I thought this is something going wrong, I started following her and she took lift and walking fast from hotel, and she keep on saying to me, "be right back baby", then I decided this is turning out as scam, as I thought, she went out of hotel get away with her pimp in car.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/140776560[/URL]

Avoid this number: 7 xx6873708.

Be aware of such scams, do thorough checks, after all it is not guarantied at all, it could be end up in scam.