Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Michael1967;5944594]Had to block her on my phone yesterday. She hit me up out of the blue to come in for a dance because it's her birthday. I had no clue who it was because I had not seen or spoken to her in at least a year. She insisted that I do the VIP with her etc. ,. Because (once again) it's her birthday. She started texting at 9 AM and wanted me to come in at 12:30 PM. I simply can't do a strip club at 12:30 PM and I told her that I could possibly come in later, like around 6-7 pm. She texted me all day wanting me to come in at 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM and was so obnoxious that I no longer had any interest in seeing her at all.

Finally, at 3 PM, I told her I would do the VIP room, but I expect to get fucked. She then got butt hurt because she just wanted to have fun without actually having sex. Um, no. I'm not going to go to Kittens when I'm not in the mood, pay for VIP and then not get fucked. Nope. Not this guy. She then told me that if I insisted, she'll have sex in the VIP with me for $1000+ whatever the club charges. Umm. No, again. So, I didn't even bother to show. At 6 PM, she starts texting me about how she wasted $80 that she had to pay to the club to come in and was expecting to see me and I didn't show, so I cost her $80. I said, "you've been there 6 hours and there wasn't anyone else in the club and you didn't invite 10 other guys also?" Her response, "it's none of your business who showed up to the club to see me or whether I had other customers. The issue here is that you cost me $80 for nothing..[/QUOTE]Bitches be crazy man. She wasted $80 coming into the club just to see you. What BS. I am surprised people actually fall for that shit. Glad you blocked her ass. The more she gets away with bad, childish behaviour the more shit they try to pull.

Is Slim her dance name? If so, you didn't miss much. Had her BB in the LDA a couple months back. Meh at best.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;5944594]Had to block her on my phone yesterday. She hit me up out of the blue to come in for a dance because it's her birthday. I had no clue who it was because I had not seen or spoken to her in at least a year. She insisted that I do the VIP with her etc. ,. Because (once again) it's her birthday. She started texting at 9 AM and wanted me to come in at 12:30 PM. I simply can't do a strip club at 12:30 PM and I told her that I could possibly come in later, like around 6-7 pm. She texted me all day wanting me to come in at 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM and was so obnoxious that I no longer had any interest in seeing her at all.

Finally, at 3 PM, I told her I would do the VIP room, but I expect to get fucked. She then got butt hurt because she just wanted to have fun without actually having sex. Um, no. I'm not going to go to Kittens when I'm not in the mood, pay for VIP and then not get fucked. Nope. Not this guy. She then told me that if I insisted, she'll have sex in the VIP with me for $1000+ whatever the club charges. Umm. No, again. So, I didn't even bother to show. At 6 PM, she starts texting me about how she wasted $80 that she had to pay to the club to come in and was expecting to see me and I didn't show, so I cost her $80. I said, "you've been there 6 hours and there wasn't anyone else in the club and you didn't invite 10 other guys also?" Her response, "it's none of your business who showed up to the club to see me or whether I had other customers. The issue here is that you cost me $80 for nothing..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Michael1967;5944594]Had to block her on my phone yesterday. She hit me up out of the blue to come in for a dance because it's her birthday. I had no clue who it was because I had not seen or spoken to her in at least a year. She insisted that I do the VIP with her etc. ,. Because (once again) it's her birthday. She started texting at 9 AM and wanted me to come in at 12:30 PM. I simply can't do a strip club at 12:30 PM and I told her that I could possibly come in later, like around 6-7 pm. She texted me all day wanting me to come in at 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM and was so obnoxious that I no longer had any interest in seeing her at all.

Finally, at 3 PM, I told her I would do the VIP room, but I expect to get fucked. She then got butt hurt because she just wanted to have fun without actually having sex. Um, no. I'm not going to go to Kittens when I'm not in the mood, pay for VIP and then not get fucked. Nope. Not this guy. She then told me that if I insisted, she'll have sex in the VIP with me for $1000+ whatever the club charges. Umm. No, again. So, I didn't even bother to show. At 6 PM, she starts texting me about how she wasted $80 that she had to pay to the club to come in and was expecting to see me and I didn't show, so I cost her $80. I said, "you've been there 6 hours and there wasn't anyone else in the club and you didn't invite 10 other guys also?" Her response, "it's none of your business who showed up to the club to see me or whether I had other customers. The issue here is that you cost me $80 for nothing..[/QUOTE]Charge her for at least a few hours of your time LOL.

[QUOTE=UnHungHero2020;5944608]Is Slim her dance name? If so, you didn't miss much. Had her BB in the LDA a couple months back. Meh at best.[/QUOTE]When I didn't know who she was she said, Gwen or Stacy.

[QUOTE=CTownrich;5781556]Here are the reports since reopening. Please don't pm me about prices. Everything is YMMV.

Pandoras.

Monse BBBJ, HJ, cfs, BBFS.

Anya, HJ, cfs.

Nadia BBBJ, cfs. (Retired?

Faith HJ, CBJ, cfs. (Retired?

Lucy BBBJ, cfs.

Vee CBJ, cfs. Now at Sugars.

Simone HJ, cfs. , CBJ.

Martina HJ, cfs.

Visa CBJ, cfs. Now at Sugars.

Kylie, HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Diana HJ.[/QUOTE]I added Naomi at Pandoras.

HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Faith is back. HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Cream HJ, cfs.

[QUOTE=Jonderin;5928703]I doubt she likes anyone. She's a scammer. She did 3/100 for me and claimed it was 4 dances. I paid her for 3 and left. Would never try her again. Dances weren't even that good.[/QUOTE]She is a scammer. I don't think her boyfriend knows she gives handjobs.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;5944594]Had to block her on my phone yesterday. She hit me up out of the blue to come in for a dance because it's her birthday. I had no clue who it was because I had not seen or spoken to her in at least a year. She insisted that I do the VIP with her etc. ,. Because (once again) it's her birthday. She started texting at 9 AM and wanted me to come in at 12:30 PM. I simply can't do a strip club at 12:30 PM and I told her that I could possibly come in later, like around 6-7 pm. She texted me all day wanting me to come in at 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM and was so obnoxious that I no longer had any interest in seeing her at all.

Finally, at 3 PM, I told her I would do the VIP room, but I expect to get fucked. She then got butt hurt because she just wanted to have fun without actually having sex. Um, no. I'm not going to go to Kittens when I'm not in the mood, pay for VIP and then not get fucked. Nope. Not this guy. She then told me that if I insisted, she'll have sex in the VIP with me for $1000+ whatever the club charges. Umm. No, again. So, I didn't even bother to show. At 6 PM, she starts texting me about how she wasted $80 that she had to pay to the club to come in and was expecting to see me and I didn't show, so I cost her $80. I said, "you've been there 6 hours and there wasn't anyone else in the club and you didn't invite 10 other guys also?" Her response, "it's none of your business who showed up to the club to see me or whether I had other customers. The issue here is that you cost me $80 for nothing. ".

So, I blocked her ass.[/QUOTE]Great story! Glad you stood your ground. Many dancers seem to have more than one birthday per year. Or, maybe they truly don't know when their birthday is and just state that its "today, (coincidentally when they're working) just to get customers in.

I usually go solo to the strip clubs. There's quite a lot of crowd on Friday and Saturday night, though lots of dancers too. It is either difficult to get attention or the dancers are straight into let's go in back LDA. No talking no sales pitch.

Do any of you have experience with different time of day or a weekday evening?

[QUOTE=KikHorn;5945387]I usually go solo to the strip clubs. There's quite a lot of crowd on Friday and Saturday night, though lots of dancers too. It is either difficult to get attention or the dancers are straight into let's go in back LDA. No talking no sales pitch.

Do any of you have experience with different time of day or a weekday evening?[/QUOTE]For a very long time the Puget Sound clubs have operated with almost a split personality when comparing day shift to nights.

Days aren't nearly as crowded, fewer dancers, maybe older average age (both customers and dancers), higher mileage. Nights are generally the opposite. Also a bit more business like at nights.

You are approaching summertime which is kind of peak season for the clubs. Things change a little bit. Customers and dancers schedules can be different. But the generalities are still true.

There are a couple easy ways to go to dance of the tension if you spot somebody you're interested in. This will work no matter what shift. Tip the waitress and ask her to send the dance you're interested in your way.

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Do any of you have experience with different time of day or a weekday evening?[/QUOTE]If I go into the club and its too crowded for fun times I either leave right away or go for a few dances (at most three) with a bunch of different girls. Mostly I do that so they know me if I meet them when it is slow.

When I am going there to get my tubes cleaned I like it to be slow and usually want it prearranged which chick I'm going to plug.

[QUOTE=CTownrich;5944805]I added Naomi at Pandoras.

HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Faith is back. HJ, CBJ, cfs.

Cream HJ, cfs.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the list. So you have a list for Kittens or LCV?

So I had one dance with Natalie (Latina, kinda tall, muscly curvy, medium bust, big India tattoo on thigh) at Pansy's so no extras but her first move was to move my hand to a sticky spot which is very promising. Going to meat her again and wondering if anyone has info on her menu and rates. I'll share what I discover eventually too.

I've been hitting up blu for awhile, I use to drive from Kent to see her when she worked as a bikini barista. She gave some of the best shows, so I decided to say fuck it and risk getting scammed. I went there planning on only getting 3 dances then bouncing, but 1 dance led us to go going to the VIP. And let's just say that she took care of me and by the time I left I was relieved. She told me she's working at pandoras tonight, and it's a club she's more comfortable fun there.

I was at kittens Sunday night. Chevelle approached me totally drunk, she was wearing a short dress and going commando so I said fuck it. 3/100 on the lap dance area, FIV, titty sucking and a handy for me, not bad. She asked me if I was looking for something extra so I'm sure more is available, but probably in the VIP rooms. Said she works weekend nights.

Went to Pandoras Wednesday afternoon and got Mandy into a VIP room. After a few songs I asked if I could get a BJ. Straight into her mouth it went. When time was up, no mention of extra money or asking for a tip. Is she that easy to fuck? Just ask for it? No extra cash and bare?

Hey I don't frequent clubs but into them.

Anyone want to visit a club together and check girls out?

Straight fit hung construction guy.

All you need is a cop, a Native American, a cowboy and a guy dressed up in leather. (Sorry, I couldn't resist).

[QUOTE=PaulsPhatCock;5948496]Hey I don't frequent clubs but into them.

Anyone want to visit a club together and check girls out?

Straight fit hung construction guy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KikHorn;5945387]I usually go solo to the strip clubs. There's quite a lot of crowd on Friday and Saturday night, though lots of dancers too. It is either difficult to get attention or the dancers are straight into let's go in back LDA. No talking no sales pitch.

Do any of you have experience with different time of day or a weekday evening?[/QUOTE]I prefer day vs night. Higher mileage, more relaxed, avoid feeding frenzy. I was at Pans on Saturday night and a total zoo. Customers & dancers were flying high.

[QUOTE=AreYouDone;5948038]I've been hitting up blu for awhile, I use to drive from Kent to see her when she worked as a bikini barista. She gave some of the best shows, so I decided to say fuck it and risk getting scammed. I went there planning on only getting 3 dances then bouncing, but 1 dance led us to go going to the VIP. And let's just say that she took care of me and by the time I left I was relieved. She told me she's working at pandoras tonight, and it's a club she's more comfortable fun there.[/QUOTE]I've seen her a Pandora's, she looks hot.

You can be explicit here, what was provided? FS, bb? FIV? How much did you have to spend? Give out the deets man! LOL.

What is the best club to see some women of color? Looking through the IGs, I don't see one that really sticks out. Any recommendations would be awesome.

Anyone know if she's on Instagram? I'd like to see what she looks like.

[QUOTE=ShavedKitties;5949302]I've seen her a Pandora's, she looks hot.

You can be explicit here, what was provided? FS, bb? FIV? How much did you have to spend? Give out the deets man! LOL.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have any recommendations on clubs in Seattle area? Going to be visiting soon and was looking for a place that has extras available or what not. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=RedSox1775;5950863]Anyone have any recommendations on clubs in Seattle area? Going to be visiting soon and was looking for a place that has extras available or what not. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Among the 10 strip clubs in the Puget Sound Region, Pandora's, Kittens, and Sugar's are well-known for extras. Read the comments here on those clubs. If you're not familiar with [URL]www.tuscl.net[/URL] look at it also. I suggest that you buy a one-month membership to that website. Then if you like it, you can buy a longer. Very little is available for free anymore on that site. Good luck. Do tell us how your outing went.

[QUOTE=RedSox1775;5950863]Anyone have any recommendations on clubs in Seattle area? Going to be visiting soon and was looking for a place that has extras available or what not. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Do NOT go to any of the downtown clubs. This also includes the Dreamgirls club right by the baseball stadium. That club is the nicest one in town, however, all the downtown clubs are geared toward "out of towners". Way overpriced. Kittens is a straight shot south from there about 3 miles, and is a better recommendation. However, there are some scammers there there too. Not as many as other clubs. Seems there are scammers everywhere now. If you're a wise player, you can avoid the scam. Never pay in advance. If you get a 3/$100 "deal", some will give you 2 and say it was 3, or start early on the first song. Just say "we'll start on the next song".

North Seattle, Lake City Way. There are 3 clubs, all about a mile apart. Recommend only Pandora's. The next 2 clubs up the road are both "Deja Vu" clubs. One is "Ricks", the other is Lake City Deja Vu. Girls there are a notch better looking, but extras are not offered by everyone. Doesn't mean you can't find a hottie that will deliver in the private rooms, it'll just be expensive. Fewer scams, but higher pricing. Sugars is on Aurora Ave. North, which is Hwy 99, at about 103rd. This club opened this past year and supposedly anything goes there. Have not been there yet. It's a small club. Almost no parking.

Best bets are Kittens and Pandora's overall. For the "anything goes" type of girl, they will be typically working day shift. You can still find some in night shift though. The better looking ones usually work nights. Dayshift girls are typically older. If I had 2 girls to recommend for a good time it would be "Monse" and "Cream", both work Pandora's day shift, both will treat you right and are actually nice girls. They don't work everyday though. Call the club and see if they're working.

Best advice is to be clear up front what you are getting for your money. If you're carrying a big wad, keep most of it hidden. Every girl will ask you for a tip when you're done.

Take some time to read through previous posts here for the last 6 months and read names of girls that were ripoffs. This will save you $$ and you'll have a better experience.

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[QUOTE=HeyGoGetIt;5949283]I prefer day vs night. Higher mileage, more relaxed, avoid feeding frenzy. I was at Pans on Saturday night and a total zoo. Customers & dancers were flying high.[/QUOTE]Yes, you're right. I have been to Ricks once and Pans, DJV Lake City 4 times overall in last 3 years. Weekend nights were super crowded and girls would stop by for a second and ask, did you want to have a dance?

I will try weekday evenings or Weekend afternoons next time.

[QUOTE=TheMightyQuinn;5945787]For a very long time the Puget Sound clubs have operated with almost a split personality when comparing day shift to nights.

Days aren't nearly as crowded, fewer dancers, maybe older average age (both customers and dancers), higher mileage. Nights are generally the opposite. Also a bit more business like at nights.

You are approaching summertime which is kind of peak season for the clubs. Things change a little bit. Customers and dancers schedules can be different. But the generalities are still true.

There are a couple easy ways to go to dance of the tension if you spot somebody you're interested in. This will work no matter what shift. Tip the waitress and ask her to send the dance you're interested in your way.[/QUOTE]Thank you.

I have observed that girls were directly into money making and dance deals talks (which is what they are there for). Hardly 1-2 girls by now were sweet to talk about general things and then steer into dance stuff. Any tips on this?

I know a "gentleman" should probably have basic communication skills to talk to girls.

[QUOTE=SimpleJohn442;5949659]What is the best club to see some women of color? Looking through the IGs, I don't see one that really sticks out. Any recommendations would be awesome.[/QUOTE]I have been to these two only couple times each. I saw good mix of white, black, latinos on weekend nights and really good looking. I have seen an Indian girl just once at Deja Vu Lake City, never after that.

P.S. Sorry for the post with identifying colors of humans, intention is NOT at all to be racist.

Has anyone gotten good mileage from Melody? Tried a few dances with Miyoko and she was fun. Had another with a Diane which was a bit tame. Nolie seemed pretty cool as well but didn't get a dance with her. Some drunk dude was straight up buying her and taking her to the VIP room for a Good hour plus.

[QUOTE=TheThinker808;5951792]Has anyone gotten good mileage from Melody? Tried a few dances with Miyoko and she was fun. Had another with a Diane which was a bit tame. Nolie seemed pretty cool as well but didn't get a dance with her. Some drunk dude was straight up buying her and taking her to the VIP room for a Good hour plus.[/QUOTE]Is this the same blonde Melody that used to work at Kittens years ago? Damn I miss her.

[QUOTE=Asianguy;5952135]Is this the same blonde Melody that used to work at Kittens years ago? Damn I miss her.[/QUOTE]I have no idea tbh. I saw her last night and she looked to be asian.

I know know this is Seattle but Portland thread is dead. I'll be down there for work this week and want to know if there's any clubs like pandoras or kittens in the area.

I haven't been to Portland in few years however Portland is basically the strip club capital of the world. More strip clubs per Capita anywhere. Even the regular clubs have strippers.

[QUOTE=TrippieKing420;5952833]I know know this is Seattle but Portland thread is dead. I'll be down there for work this week and want to know if there's any clubs like pandoras or kittens in the area.[/QUOTE]

Any reviews on this club which was formerly know as Sands. I had a great experience at Sands back in the day but only went once.

[QUOTE=TrippieKing420;5952833]I know know this is Seattle but Portland thread is dead. I'll be down there for work this week and want to know if there's any clubs like pandoras or kittens in the area.[/QUOTE]The Puget Sound clubs and Portland clubs are totally opposite. Puget Sound; no alcohol with a high frequency of extras and high frequency of enhanced dancers and a good chance of OTC. Portland; bars with strippers with very lower frequency of extras from all natural dancers with some chance of OTC.

I was in Portland for work on last week and went to Desire. First OR club for me.

Buuuut I guess Desire is more on lower quality bar. Stale booze smell, people stuck on slot machine, drinks tasted bad, etc. Maybe because it was TuW and club didn't have any plans energy / atmosphere.

Question to Portland club visitors. Does girls usually approach you like in WA clubs? I was there for about 2 hrs but girls didn't come up and I had to sit up closer to stages.

I had some time to kill and decided to go to pandoras, it was kind of early and only 4 girls were working: luna, Angelina, a tall skinny Asian and mandy.

Only 3 other guys in, after 15 minutes of sitting down mandy comes and offers dances, first she quoted 1/40 ti told her that I was going to wait a little and then she did 3/100 and it was well worth it, we at least did 5 songs, fiv, boobs out, and a lot more, I really got in to it and I knew I was over 3 songs, the she stops and asks if I want to keep going and I said no, I was waiting for at least $$ for all that we did and she said anything $, I gave her $20 and walked away a happyman, I go bacto my seat and luna comes quoted 1/40 and asked her if she does 3/100 she said no and got up.

Then the skinny Asian girl came over and offered 1/40, I had my eye on her since I walked into the place and I thought why not try one and see if I like it, she said will start on the next song but as soon as I sat down boobs out fiv, fia, and she went straight to the point, a HJ with out asking for it, the little head was making decisions by that time and just went with it, I thought that I had fallen victim to a rob, and to my surprise she only asked for 50, for the love of God I can't remember her name but if some one happens to know please pm.

[QUOTE=ManuelPaisa69;5955033]I had some time to kill and decided to go to pandoras, it was kind of early and only 4 girls were working: luna, Angelina, a tall skinny Asian and mandy.

Only 3 other guys in, after 15 minutes of sitting down mandy comes and offers dances, first she quoted 1/40 ti told her that I was going to wait a little and then she did 3/100 and it was well worth it, we at least did 5 songs, fiv, boobs out, and a lot more, I really got in to it and I knew I was over 3 songs, the she stops and asks if I want to keep going and I said no, I was waiting for at least $$ for all that we did and she said anything $, I gave her $20 and walked away a happyman, I go bacto my seat and luna comes quoted 1/40 and asked her if she does 3/100 she said no and got up.

Then the skinny Asian girl came over and offered 1/40, I had my eye on her since I walked into the place and I thought why not try one and see if I like it, she said will start on the next song but as soon as I sat down boobs out fiv, fia, and she went straight to the point, a HJ with out asking for it, the little head was making decisions by that time and just went with it, I thought that I had fallen victim to a rob, and to my surprise she only asked for 50, for the love of God I can't remember her name but if some one happens to know please pm.[/QUOTE]Oh damn this sounds awesome. I love asian girls. I was there this afternoon and met faith. If you ever get the name can you please PM me?

[QUOTE=ManuelPaisa69;5955033]I had some time to kill and decided to go to pandoras, it was kind of early and only 4 girls were working: luna, Angelina, a tall skinny Asian and mandy.

Only 3 other guys in, after 15 minutes of sitting down mandy comes and offers dances, first she quoted 1/40 ti told her that I was going to wait a little and then she did 3/100 and it was well worth it, we at least did 5 songs, fiv, boobs out, and a lot more, I really got in to it and I knew I was over 3 songs, the she stops and asks if I want to keep going and I said no, I was waiting for at least $$ for all that we did and she said anything $, I gave her $20 and walked away a happyman, I go bacto my seat and luna comes quoted 1/40 and asked her if she does 3/100 she said no and got up.

Then the skinny Asian girl came over and offered 1/40, I had my eye on her since I walked into the place and I thought why not try one and see if I like it, she said will start on the next song but as soon as I sat down boobs out fiv, fia, and she went straight to the point, a HJ with out asking for it, the little head was making decisions by that time and just went with it, I thought that I had fallen victim to a rob, and to my surprise she only asked for 50, for the love of God I can't remember her name but if some one happens to know please pm.[/QUOTE]Oddly enough that day Pandoras didn't post their roster on Instagram. Only ones that come remotely close are Faith, who isn't tall, Paisly, who looks Asian but isn't, and Ava, who I haven't seen in a while. Maybe it's Ava? Or someone new?

Anyone have any experience with Angelina?

[QUOTE=Anony;5955387]Oddly enough that day Pandoras didn't post their roster on Instagram. Only ones that come remotely close are Faith, who isn't tall, Paisly, who looks Asian but isn't, and Ava, who I haven't seen in a while. Maybe it's Ava? Or someone new?

Anyone have any experience with Angelina?[/QUOTE]I wouldn't see Ava as skinny although she has a tiny waist. It's certainly not Faith. I thought Paisley told me she was mixed but she's also denied going my Brooklyn earlier so who knows. There have been some newer faces lately.