Massage Parlor Reports

I've noticed a few people asking about eastside parlors, so here goes. I wasnt going to post a review but its just too funny of a story and I got time.

I've been scouting all the AMP and aamp in kirkland area and everything seems to be average at best. Suprising, because I heard kirkland use to have FS aamps and even kgirls a few years back but I digress.

After exhasting ever last kirkland AMP, I came across Myrna Massage on rubmaps and decide to check it out late one night. The place is pretty much a house that been converted to AMP. There like 4-5 cars parked in the back (one with a man just waiting). I take as a good sign there could be a deep line up and proceed, only to see eviction papers all over the doors and cease to operate signs. I also see they changed the name to "Avanny beauty and Massage". I knock and ring but no answer but theres def people inside.

Couple days later I call and ask if they do line ups and have pretty ladies or some shit like that and the lady throws a fit about this being a respectable establishment and its only massage, etc. I'm not really buying it. So I wait a week and call again this time just getting to the point of setting up an appointment. The owner agrees and I go in blind to see what awaits. She's tells me to park across the street and come in though the back door as she doesn't currently have a license to operate and isn't suppose to be seen with customers (odd since her lt was full that night but whatever). I do and all the cease operations city papers are still on the doors. Vietnamese mamasan (don't remember her name, was like a month ago) opens the door invites me in. As she guides me to shower (which she offered to join) I see she has a crookpot cooking in one of the massage rooms LOL it becomes apparent she's living there. I asked if anyone else worked there, she says negative. So I get down to menu options just for my knowledge. I offer 2. 0 for BBFS she agrees, so I push it to include bb greek and rough roleplay. She agrees (after the whole respectable establishment speech) LOL the problem for me was she was well in her 50's, pudgy tummy, short blond buzz cut LOL, and not any noticable redeeming assets imo. So I make up a stupid excuse to bounce. Poor lady has to be desperate for cash to pay the city I'm guessing. She's welling to do just about anything it seems. And all though she's not mycup of tea I know some gents out there like deep bb menu options over youthfulness which is why I'm sharing. Plus, whenever its just too adults locked in a private house with full privacy is always a plus in my book she didn't seem to care about time either (if only she was 30 years younger LOL). Fill her up boys or run. Run far far away depending on your taste haha.

Boink.

P.S. Was going to post door pic with number but noticed its probably against rules. Just look up Myrna Massage on rubmaps Kirkland for address (new phone number is on the front door).

[QUOTE=AlwaysSunny007;4609444]The first pic on her ad is not her- the one that looks like it's higher quality with her in a apron.

Don't trust all the raving reviews on TNA. YMMV but the following was my experience:

-Agreed to an hour. When I showed up said I asked for 30 m.

-After I laid on the towel I asked if she had changed it. Said she had not and it "isn't that bad it's just oil. " (spoiler alert, it's also cum).

-Up sold me on fake nuru. Just oil with a body slide.

-Lives with a bunch of other people and told me not to tell.

-Does FS and told me not to tell. +$100.

-Told me I need to cum fast and reminded me multiple times to hurry up.[/QUOTE]Thanks buddy there were few accurate reviews of her that's why I decided not to. I guess there are two more girls that love there that also provide but with better service.

[QUOTE=Syu425;4613700]Thanks buddy there were few accurate reviews of her that's why I decided not to. I guess there are two more girls that love there that also provide but with better service.[/QUOTE]I think on TNA because it acts as both an advertising platform and a review site, the reviews are skewed. If you write too many negative reviews you may not be seen by future providers, and risk being ostracized from the hobby within TNA. Sure you can use a throwaway, but then it puts into question the credibility of the review. People also want providers to act as references for future providers.

After I posted a review I had over a dozen people PM me that they had a very similar experience, but chose not to leave a review. Gina blocked me shortly after. There is no reward for leaving honest reviews.

Anyone try this one? Seems well priced for FBSM?

[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/152836[/URL]

And how about Pakky?

[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/122980[/URL]

Also, any recommendations for asian FBSM girls who take greek?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=AlwaysSunny007;4613728]I think on TNA because it acts as both an advertising platform and a review site, the reviews are skewed. If you write too many negative reviews you may not be seen by future providers, and risk being ostracized from the hobby within TNA. Sure you can use a throwaway, but then it puts into question the credibility of the review. People also want providers to act as references for future providers.

After I posted a review I had over a dozen people PM me that they had a very similar experience, but chose not to leave a review. Gina blocked me shortly after. There is no reward for leaving honest reviews.[/QUOTE]I agree with this. Any negative review I feel like you are cast out as a leper. I have tried to write negative reviews in the past on TNA and shortly after I have 6-7 guys pm me saying I was wrong. Like they were in the room watching as well. I was pretty pissed. I want to abandon TNA honestly but I don't know another board that does something like TNA in a forum like that. If anyone does here please PM me because that would be awesome.

I'm pretty tired of seeing this stuff on TNA. At least here I feel like most people are honest and will tell it as it is and I appreciate that more rather than glowing reviews which are straight up lies on TNA to get reference points.

DDS is still open despite Rubmaps saying that its closed.

Angela, Amy, Lala and another girl I think her name was Christine all working.

I don't know if I saw the same Angela everyone else did. Her boobs were big but not as crazy big as everyone made them sound. She was pretty cute.

The other girls looked hot too IMO.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;4614255]Anyone try this one? Seems well priced for FBSM?

[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/152836[/URL]

And how about Pakky?

[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/122980[/URL]

Also, any recommendations for asian FBSM girls who take greek?

Thanks![/QUOTE]Ok, I got one for ya but it's a road trip. This gal is older but literally competes in body building. Her body is the "holy shit wow" type. Book the hour, no questions. $$ in Moose bucks (a fantastic deal coming from US) A great hard massage then BBBJ. I am sure she does regular FS but I think she is fairly shallow. I am a bit larger and she immediately said, stick it in my ass. I don't hear that often let me tell ya.

She is definitely an odd duck, a unique and quirky gal. She has videos up that give you an exact expectation of what you will see.

[URL]https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/metro-vancouver/richmond_monicamassage-1127883[/URL]

You will need to log onto Leolist with a VPN using a Canadian location FYI. Or pics won't show up, just the ad text.

And before you ask- I highly doubt BBFS. She was pretty aware of who was touching what body part with what.

[QUOTE=AlwaysSunny007;4609444]Don't trust all the raving reviews on TNA. YMMV but the following was my experience:[/QUOTE]This seems to be a truism.

In the spirit of this nugget of rare Truth in Advertising, my most recent of many disappointing experiences of well reviewed massages ladies, Thai Sunny.

After the appointment I had to go back and reread some reviews to see what I had missed. The number of reviews claiming accurate photos was frustrating.

- Age: 55-65.

- 30-40 pounds heavier than photos, significant gut. No "curves" to speak of.

- Some of the worst bolt-ons I've seen.

- Her incall at the time was difficult to find, smelled like rancid grease. Worst instructions to the door I've ever received.

- Awkwardly and repeatedly asked me if I wanted "sensual touch" after I had tipped the appropriate price.

- Massage was terrible. I finally made sense of the awkward "sensual touch" conversation when I realized that she was drunk after she sat on the floor massaging my hand for 10-15 minutes.

- At that point I initiated the flip. Post flip was surprisingly fine, good hand technique but kept making pained expressions. Very strange.

- Flip lasted 10 minutes, hastily wiped me down leaving me covered in oil and smelling like incense. She then sat on the floor and complained that I was 30 minutes over time. I gave her an extra donation just to leave in peace.

[QUOTE=CorveLay;4615401]This seems to be a truism.

In the spirit of this nugget of rare Truth in Advertising, my most recent of many disappointing experiences of well reviewed massages ladies, Thai Sunny.

After the appointment I had to go back and reread some reviews to see what I had missed. The number of reviews claiming accurate photos was frustrating.

- Age: 55-65.

- 30-40 pounds heavier than photos, significant gut. No "curves" to speak of.

- Some of the worst bolt-ons I've seen.

- Her incall at the time was difficult to find, smelled like rancid grease. Worst instructions to the door I've ever received.[/QUOTE]Admittedly I haven't seen her in a year or so after she left Capital Hill and a lot can happen in that time but I saw her about a dozen times prior to that.

I would say she is about 45. She was heavier then her photos but maybe 5-10 pounds at the most.

Terrific massage to the point that I went to her a couple of times just for that and she only charged me $60 an hour.

Sensational BBBJ although CIM was absolutely not allowed. I was allowed to suck her tits while she was finishing me off.

The drunk part is new to me. I never sensed anything like that in all the times we were together.

Like I said it has been a year or so since I saw her last and am not attempting to contradict this review in any way as I wasn't there. Just saying that my time with her was a lot better.

So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.

Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.

Either 1) she requires you to bang her first to became "verified" before gaining access to younger staff or 2) she's trying to get some tips because Amy and Michelle are hogging all the guys. Whatever I couldn't figure it out so I say I'd like my money back to leave and she starts yelling before giving me my cash and some old white hair 6'2 Caucasian guy seems to rise out of a closet or some shit LOL and says "she said no!" I'm like WTF did this guy come from!? No to what? Was he insinuating I was trying to make a pass at gilfy and got told no haha please or maybe he was referring to my question about what days Michelle and Amy work but that's not even a yes or no question LOL I guess hes there "manager".

Maybe I should a just let her have some pole, so I could have a chance at the rest of there line up. Has anyone else had issue with getting past cock blocker Lisa to request Amy? Whats the best way to go about asking or getting Amy or Michelle with a mamasan acting like she doesn't even understand their names? I tried calling and get a similar "No Amy, no English" response. Sigh. Well, at least a got more cash to go towards epic kgirl Rose at Kangels.

Boink.

[QUOTE=BigRiver;4610441]The new girl is Michelle She is 25 Gorgeous body very self-conscious of her belly.

I was offered full service For 2 went with the full naked hand finish. No problem with lots of Roming and a little kisses on her body The massage was ok nothing special.[/QUOTE]I saw Michelle at Lavender today (which, to correct the earlier confusion, is at 1222 A Jackson). She rushed me into the room and hurried me onto the table, which was perhaps not the best way to begin. I handed her the. 6 for the massage and got undressed while she was still in the room with me. While I concur with Big River that her massage is nothing special, it certainly was thorough; perhaps because I was new, she wanted to make sure I wasn't LE? At any rate, I had at least 20 minutes of mediocre massage, but I sat there patiently enjoying the view. She's young by AMP standards, but she's undoubtedly closing on her thirties. Cute in the face, but her body is unmistakably amazing. Tight and firm across the whole package.

After a half hour or so of massage, she takes her hands off of me, looks me in the eyes, and says "Okay. " Then we sat there for several seconds, awkwardly staring at each other. Not quite sure how to respond, I ask, "Finished? Is there any more?" The word 'more' must have clued her in, because that's when she gestured to my groin with an inquisitive look on her face. I nodded, and she asked, "You pay more?" Of course, I told her. She grabbed the oil and launched into a much more sensual HJ than I had expected. She politely allowed my hands to wander across her body, which is when I discovered that her ass is as tight as a drum. Holy hell, that alone was worth it. I worried I wouldn't be able to finish (HJs aren't really my thing), but squeezing her cute little tits and running my hand over her ass helped me cross the finish line. The extra cost me another. 6, so $. 2 for the whole experience. I don't regret it, but I won't be repeating. I hate spending more than a bill without penetration, so if I go back to Michelle, I'll ask about the FS for $$ that Big River mentioned and find out if it's C or BB.

As always, I'll post about my experiences here. Certainly if anyone else finds out if Michelle offers BBFS, please let me know.

[QUOTE=Boinkr;4616271]So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.

Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.

Either 1) she requires you to bang her first to became "verified" before gaining access to younger staff or 2) she's trying to get some tips because Amy and Michelle are hogging all the guys. Whatever I couldn't figure it out so I say I'd like my money back to leave and she starts yelling before giving me my cash and some old white hair 6'2 Caucasian guy seems to rise out of a closet or some shit LOL and says "she said no!" I'm like WTF did this guy come from!? No to what? Was he insinuating I was trying to make a pass at gilfy and got told no haha please or maybe he was referring to my question about what days Michelle and Amy work but that's not even a yes or no question LOL I guess hes there "manager".

Maybe I should a just let her have some pole, so I could have a chance at the rest of there line up. Has anyone else had issue with getting past cock blocker Lisa to request Amy? Whats the best way to go about asking or getting Amy or Michelle with a mamasan acting like she doesn't even understand their names? I tried calling and get a similar "No Amy, no English" response. Sigh. Well, at least a got more cash to go towards epic kgirl Rose at Kangels.

Boink.[/QUOTE]Are. You talking about the lavender on Westlake ave? Not on Jackson street.

[QUOTE=Boinkr;4616271]So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.

Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.

Either 1) she requires you to bang her first to became "verified" before gaining access to younger staff or 2) she's trying to get some tips because Amy and Michelle are hogging all the guys. Whatever I couldn't figure it out so I say I'd like my money back to leave and she starts yelling before giving me my cash and some old white hair 6'2 Caucasian guy seems to rise out of a closet or some shit LOL and says "she said no!" I'm like WTF did this guy come from!? No to what? Was he insinuating I was trying to make a pass at gilfy and got told no haha please or maybe he was referring to my question about what days Michelle and Amy work but that's not even a yes or no question LOL I guess hes there "manager".

Maybe I should a just let her have some pole, so I could have a chance at the rest of there line up. Has anyone else had issue with getting past cock blocker Lisa to request Amy? Whats the best way to go about asking or getting Amy or Michelle with a mamasan acting like she doesn't even understand their names? I tried calling and get a similar "No Amy, no English" response. Sigh. Well, at least a got more cash to go towards epic kgirl Rose at Kangels.

Boink.[/QUOTE]Boink, were you at Lavender on Jackson Street looking for Michelle or Amy? There is no 3-story maze entrance as the door is on street level with no steps at all to get inside or once you get in, for that matter.

Perhaps that is why the "Lisa" you were speaking to had no clue as to who you were asking about?

[QUOTE=Boinkr;4616271]So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.

Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.

Either 1) she requires you to bang her first to became "verified" before gaining access to younger staff or 2) she's trying to get some tips because Amy and Michelle are hogging all the guys. Whatever I couldn't figure it out so I say I'd like my money back to leave and she starts yelling before giving me my cash and some old white hair 6'2 Caucasian guy seems to rise out of a closet or some shit LOL and says "she said no!" I'm like WTF did this guy come from!? No to what? Was he insinuating I was trying to make a pass at gilfy and got told no haha please or maybe he was referring to my question about what days Michelle and Amy work but that's not even a yes or no question LOL I guess hes there "manager"..[/QUOTE]Hey Boink, was it the lavender spa in Westlake in China harbor you went that's the only one that has a Lisa and is 3 story maze the lavender spa in Chinatown is next to lela store front easy access on Jackson street maybe that's why she didn't knew who any or Michele was.

[QUOTE=RockChalk;4618371]Boink, were you at Lavender on Jackson Street looking for Michelle or Amy? There is no 3-story maze entrance as the door is on street level with no steps at all to get inside or once you get in, for that matter.

Perhaps that is why the "Lisa" you were speaking to had no clue as to who you were asking about?[/QUOTE]At least I assume so based on the maze comment. I went three days ago and had a really shitty experience. First, I went to the top floor up the stairs to find Lavender massage (see my earlier post on NYE about being unable to locate the entrance inside.) Then I was greeted by the mid-50's woman who asked me if I was looking for an hour or half hour. I chose hour and paid $60.

Long story short, I left after 25 minutes, and I will not be returning. No attempt to massage, lackluster service, and not at all what I was looking for.

[QUOTE=Boinkr;4612497]I've noticed a few people asking about eastside parlors, so here goes. I wasnt going to post a review but its just too funny of a story and I got time.

I've been scouting all the AMP and aamp in kirkland area and everything seems to be average at best. Suprising, because I heard kirkland use to have FS aamps and even kgirls a few years back but I digress.

After exhasting ever last kirkland AMP, I came across Myrna Massage on rubmaps and decide to check it out late one night. The place is pretty much a house that been converted to AMP. There like 4-5 cars parked in the back (one with a man just waiting). I take as a good sign there could be a deep line up and proceed, only to see eviction papers all over the doors and cease to operate signs. I also see they changed the name to "Avanny beauty and Massage". I knock and ring but no answer but theres def people inside.

Couple days later I call and ask if they do line ups and have pretty ladies or some shit like that and the lady throws a fit about this being a respectable establishment and its only massage, etc. I'm not really buying it. So I wait a week and call again this time just getting to the point of setting up an appointment. The owner agrees and I go in blind to see what awaits. She's tells me to park across the street and come in though the back door as she doesn't currently have a license to operate and isn't suppose to be seen with customers (odd since her lt was full that night but whatever). I do and all the cease operations city papers are still on the doors. Vietnamese mamasan (don't remember her name, was like a month ago) opens the door invites me in. As she guides me to shower (which she offered to join) I see she has a crookpot cooking in one of the massage rooms LOL it becomes apparent she's living there. I asked if anyone else worked there, she says negative. So I get down to menu options just for my knowledge. I offer 2. 0 for BBFS she agrees, so I push it to include bb greek and rough roleplay. She agrees (after the whole respectable establishment speech) LOL the problem for me was she was well in her 50's, pudgy tummy, short blond buzz cut LOL, and not any noticable redeeming assets imo. So I make up a stupid excuse to bounce..[/QUOTE]Went to go see what you were talking about. And yeah. She's not really a looker xD that's a bummer cause I used to like Myrna a lot. I hope they get new, younger talent.

There is always M's Massage on 124th or Wave Spa in DT Kirkland. They offer HJ finish but are also in there 40's /50's.

Dang, maybe Lisa really didn't know WTF I was talking about than. I went to the Lavender on Westlake Ave. Inside of that big multilevel building with the fancy Chinese restaurant.

After looking for the other lavender on Jackson st with google and rubmaps I had no luck but found T&L Lavender spa on 14th ave in Seattle with plenty of rubmaps reviews. To many lavender places in Seattle LOL.

Well I'll go reread the previous posts and figure out which one's have the 25 yr old Michelle and the Amy / Lisa mom / daughter combo. Sounds hot.

Thanks BTW RockChalk for pointing that out.

Boink.

[QUOTE=Boinkr;4616271]So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.

Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.[/QUOTE]Hey Boink,

Sounds like lots of us are intrigued by your experience. All your details seem to point to a mishap of you being at the wrong Lavender. However I am interested in knowing more about what the Lisa you met looks like.

Another member here has repeatedly visited a lady with an L name at Westlake and says she is a sure thing for FS and sounds not too shabby looking. Can you give more description to some stats? Good looking for her age, chest, etc?

Any info appreciated.

I don't know why, but this reminds me of accidentally picking up a pedestrian on New Year's Eve Day, years ago. I chick crossed in the crosswalk at Oak tree when I was stopped at the light. She had a really nice ass, I smiled and waved at her, thinking she was a SW. She smiled and waved back. I turned around and pulled up, got her attention. She came over and I asked her if she likes to party. She says hell yeah and gets in. She says her apartment is close & we should prefunk there. We start driving and I tell her I need to hit an ATM. She acts confused and says, why? I have booze and beer at my place. And then she realizes what was happening. Haha! She says, Oh— you think I'm a *****? Kinda freaks out and tells me to let her out. I apologized and she says, too bad, coulda been fun!

Man. I felt lame about that one. I do have to laugh a bit though.

-LCB.

[QUOTE=RockChalk;4618371]Boink, were you at Lavender on Jackson Street looking for Michelle or Amy? There is no 3-story maze entrance as the door is on street level with no steps at all to get inside or once you get in, for that matter.

Perhaps that is why the "Lisa" you were speaking to had no clue as to who you were asking about?[/QUOTE]

The one advertising as "Big Mama" has been around for a while. A few years back when I saw her, I think she went by Lisa. Apartment complex, no other girls there, decent massage & great HJ finish / plenty of feeling up her tits & ass throughout, but no oral or FS on the menu at the time.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;4614255]Anyone try this one? Seems well priced for FBSM?

[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/152836[/URL]

And how about Pakky?[/QUOTE]I've been wondering about that one too. No answer when I've called, nor response to texts.

[URL]https://seattle.rubratings.com/122980[/URL]

That body is incredible! If only she were closer! I can't exactly take a road trip across the border discretely. She does seem a bit nuts, but the best ones often are!

There was a utr asian girl years ago, Amy, who was an amateur soccer player with an incredible bod who did greek for $$, but lost touch with her. She'd be a unicorn if she hadn't been all the way in Fed Way.

The search continues.

[QUOTE=Rumb28;4615022]Ok, I got one for ya but it's a road trip. This gal is older but literally competes in body building. Her body is the "holy shit wow" type. Book the hour, no questions. $$ in Moose bucks (a fantastic deal coming from US) A great hard massage then BBBJ. I am sure she does regular FS but I think she is fairly shallow. I am a bit larger and she immediately said, stick it in my ass. I don't hear that often let me tell ya.

She is definitely an odd duck, a unique and quirky gal. She has videos up that give you an exact expectation of what you will see.

[URL]https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/metro-vancouver/richmond_monicamassage-1127883[/URL]

You will need to log onto Leolist with a VPN using a Canadian location FYI. Or pics won't show up, just the ad text.

And before you ask- I highly doubt BBFS. She was pretty aware of who was touching what body part with what.[/QUOTE]

Do any of those places offer MSOG in the hour? Or prostate?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=ThatsLA;4618431]Went to go see what you were talking about. And yeah. She's not really a looker xD that's a bummer cause I used to like Myrna a lot. I hope they get new, younger talent.

There is always M's Massage on 124th or Wave Spa in DT Kirkland. They offer HJ finish but are also in there 40's /50's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MitchCor;4619064]There was a utr asian girl years ago, Amy, who was an amateur soccer player with an incredible bod who did greek for $$, but lost touch with her.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I know this one. Tried to hook up with her again because of her body (butterface, though) (I fucking love a girl with toned legs and she def has those) but she kind of flaked and and when I texted her again she acted like she didn't remember our conversation so I ended up not pulling the trigger. When I saw her several times a couple years ago she was good for BBFSCIP MSOG for $2.

I too went to the wrong lavender in Westlake have inside the restaurant all the lady was saying is "fucky sucky" LOL. I was not turned on by her looks at all. She is a small old lady probly 60. After I left I sat in my car for a little bit and I was like what did I just do LOL.

But today I went to the lavender in Jackson and saw Michelle and she was just OK she smelled of some kind of fishy odor downstairs and that couldn't even make me hard the whole time. Maybe I caught her on a bad day because she didn't even want to give head he was really Rashi my whole experience was bleh. I hope there's others working there if so I will probably give it another try.

[QUOTE=LiteSoda;4618821]Hey Boink,

Sounds like lots of us are intrigued by your experience. All your details seem to point to a mishap of you being at the wrong Lavender. However I am interested in knowing more about what the Lisa you met looks like.

Another member here has repeatedly visited a lady with an L name at Westlake and says she is a sure thing for FS and sounds not too shabby looking. Can you give more description to some stats? Good looking for her age, chest, etc?

Any info appreciated.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LiteSoda;4618821]Hey Boink,

Sounds like lots of us are intrigued by your experience. All your details seem to point to a mishap of you being at the wrong Lavender. However I am interested in knowing more about what the Lisa you met looks like.

Another member here has repeatedly visited a lady with an L name at Westlake and says she is a sure thing for FS and sounds not too shabby looking. Can you give more description to some stats? Good looking for her age, chest, etc?

Any info appreciated.[/QUOTE]I agree with Cambodian, lisa is old, 50's is being genorous. Nothing on her body was memorable and her english was non existentant which is why I left.

Honestly, AMPs have been a waste of time for me personally. I'm going to be sticking with the 20 yr old kgirl agengies in Bellevue. Just wish they were more accessable to everyone but people are scared away by the 2. 7 qv / hhr and the higher risk involved. Hard to blame them. But AMPs in NW are looking more and more shitty by the day imo especially when compared to other big cities.

Boink.

[QUOTE=Boinkr;4620002]I agree with Cambodian, lisa is old, 50's is being genorous. Nothing on her body was memorable and her english was non existentant which is why I left.

Honestly, AMPs have been a waste of time for me personally. I'm going to be sticking with the 20 yr old kgirl agengies in Bellevue. Just wish they were more accessable to everyone but people are scared away by the 2. 7 qv / hhr and the higher risk involved. Hard to blame them. But AMPs in NW are looking more and more shitty by the day imo especially when compared to other big cities.

Boink.[/QUOTE]Boink, after reading your mishap at Lavender I went back today curious. I was able to sneak away today to go to Westlake to screw Lisa, Lai or Li whatever the hell her name (it was not Coco) anyway I get to Lavender as normal I'm always early morning guy, I walk upstairs ring the buzzer and she normally comes out, she is normally in an area to the left. Couch massage table. White shirt pants or skirt. However, a different lady comes out of the other room so I ask for Lee she says she is Lee I then say no Lisa she said yes she is Lisa. She definitely is not my screw doll. I then ask her what about another lady she looks at me and says "you massage or fucky" I ask again about another lady she is now agitated. She is mumbling something. I then told her I just want another girl. She say you give me money I get other lady. I'm dumb but not that dumb. I said thank you and just walked out. I don't know who that crazy lady is but she was not the girl I have been fucking. HOWEVER. I do plan on going back to find Lisa because that girl can really fuck.

[QUOTE=SeaMonstes5678;4620458]Boink, after reading your mishap at Lavender I went back today curious. I was able to sneak away today to go to Westlake to screw Lisa, Lai or Li whatever the hell her name (it was not Coco) anyway I get to Lavender as normal I'm always early morning guy, I walk upstairs ring the buzzer and she normally comes out, she is normally in an area to the left. Couch massage table. White shirt pants or skirt. However, a different lady comes out of the other room so I ask for Lee she says she is Lee I then say no Lisa she said yes she is Lisa. She definitely is not my screw doll. I then ask her what about another lady she looks at me and says "you massage or fucky" I ask again about another lady she is now agitated. She is mumbling something. I then told her I just want another girl. She say you give me money I get other lady. I'm dumb but not that dumb. I said thank you and just walked out. I don't know who that crazy lady is but she was not the girl I have been fucking. HOWEVER. I do plan on going back to find Lisa because that girl can really fuck.[/QUOTE]Seamonstes thanks for going back to check it out and reporting back. Your reports of the 'lady with the L name' are what got me interested in checking this place out, and I was confused as to why the info was so conflicting.

I am holding out that the lady you originally saw return.

Litesoda.

Any Info on Orchid on Aurora or recommendations for a good one in this area. Thanks.

Does anyone have any recommendations / thoughts / advice on the South Renton / East Tukwila area?

Whether a massage place, or an apartment massage, or possibly any "other" ?

I have been to Celebrity Spa and Jade Massage already a few times.

Has anyone been to "Leila Massage" ? What was your experience like? It is on RM but I cannot read the reviews there.

You can just private message me you do not have to answer in here publicly if you don't want to.

Thank you in advance to any and all replies.

Does anyone have any experiences with any of the below providers? You can pm me if you don't want to write it here.

Thanks in advance.

Irene.

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Venus.

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Joanne.

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Lisa.

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No name.

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Stopped by at soft bay this evening and was greeted by Amy in some leggings little bit thick she gave a decent massage which she massage me with her knees at first when lying facedown and sliding those thighs between my head which would be great if I was facing up, on the flip requested extra service FS or BJ said she didn't do that or she'll get fired, did things change and is it a rub and tug place now did manage to play with her breast but was looking for some penetration action she did give me her number maybe there's a chance anyone else had amy to know if she does allowed it in a return visit.

[QUOTE=LiteSoda;4620517]Seamonstes thanks for going back to check it out and reporting back. Your reports of the 'lady with the L name' are what got me interested in checking this place out, and I was confused as to why the info was so conflicting.

I am holding out that the lady you originally saw return.

Litesoda.[/QUOTE]No worries. A little more info. When I would go to Westlake to see her early (9 ish 9:30 ish-I like the am). She ALWAYS had the same white shirt on w / pajama looking bottoms all the time same clothing not much English. Just a fun time.

Are there any massage parlors with white or Russian ladies? . or are they all asian?

[QUOTE=Seattleik;4621849]Stopped by at soft bay this evening and was greeted by Amy, on the flip requested extra service FS or BJ said she didn't do that or she'll get fired, did things change and is it a rub and tug place.[/QUOTE]Soft Bay no longer appears to have FS or BJ from anyone there. There may have been a change of policy or even ownership, although last time I was there Cindy was still there, so there hasn't been a complete change in staff (although Cindy never offered that).

[QUOTE=Rumb28;4615022]Ok, I got one for ya but it's a road trip. This gal is older but literally competes in body building. Her body is the "holy shit wow" type. Book the hour, no questions. $$ in Moose bucks (a fantastic deal coming from US) A great hard massage then BBBJ. I am sure she does regular FS but I think she is fairly shallow. I am a bit larger and she immediately said, stick it in my ass. I don't hear that often let me tell ya.

She is definitely an odd duck, a unique and quirky gal. She has videos up that give you an exact expectation of what you will see.

[URL]https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/metro-vancouver/richmond_monicamassage-1127883[/URL]

You will need to log onto Leolist with a VPN using a Canadian location FYI. Or pics won't show up, just the ad text.

And before you ask- I highly doubt BBFS. She was pretty aware of who was touching what body part with what.[/QUOTE]This is hilarious. I actually visited her a few weeks ago and then I see your report come up. I arrive she asks me if I want to shower so I quickly wash up. Then she tells me to lie on my stomach and immediately starts eating my ass. She was dining on my asshole like it was her last meal. Then tells me to turn over and BBBJ. After that she tells me to put it in her ass. She says she loves getting fucked in her ass. During the course of this she's telling me I need to exercise and take protein. Shit was hilarious. There's also paintings and pictures of her in the basement. Shit was fucking hilarious. Would definitely visit again.

[QUOTE=BeaverTamer;4622016]Are there any massage parlors with white or Russian ladies? . or are they all asian?[/QUOTE]Asian Massage Parlor.

[QUOTE=RawDogger;4619607]Yeah, I know this one. Tried to hook up with her again because of her body (butterface, though) (I fucking love a girl with toned legs and she def has those) but she kind of flaked and and when I texted her again she acted like she didn't remember our conversation so I ended up not pulling the trigger. When I saw her several times a couple years ago she was good for BBFSCIP MSOG for $2.[/QUOTE]LOL! I know this one too. I've seen her many times in the past couple of years. Found her on Craigslist originally.

[QUOTE=MeeLikeeAsians;4623726]Asian Massage Parlor.[/QUOTE]Royal Spa in Lynnwood / Everett on 99 has Caucasian providers.

Anybody have experience with her? Does she provide any upgrades?

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Anybody try the Opal Spa in Everett?