This is how ALL them Ho's should do it...
Was just chillin' and watchin' some comedy bits on YouTube - damn, Kevin Pollak does an incredible Christopher Walken impersonation. Wasn't really planning on dating as I only had .40 on me. I figured if I found the right girl, then maybe I'd go for a cbj, or perhaps a bbbj if an agreement could be reached. At any rate, I rolled around CG's at roughly 2:30 am and spotted the girl I dated early Saturday am. She goes by Jasmine and she was just as sweet as ever! She came over to my window and asked if I was ready to date, but the gentleman that I am, and not wanting to low-ball or offend a previous provider, I told her I'd love too, but I didn't have the same amount of bread on me that I offered her last time.
She asked me how much I had, and before I answered, I told her sheepishly that I didn't want to insult her. She said, baby, it's okay, just let me know what you've got and I can work with ya'. I said I only have .40 on me and she said cool and jumped in. Sweet! I didn't ask what that would get me, and kinda got excited not knowing.
Went to the same hiding spot, we both pulled off our pants, then she went down for a bbbj!! I was thinking that was all I was gonna' get, but after a nice 7-8 minute pole shine, she asked if I could nail her doggy? Uumm... sure!! Slipped on a coat, reclined the passenger seat and went to town. Damn, she was nice and wet!! She moans and appears to enjoy herself; certainly NOT a dead fish. Only took me a few minutes before blasting off in the ultra thin. Nice clean up with wipes and sanitizer, and a swig of Scope to clean the air. Unfortunately, Uncle nabbed her phone so still no digits, but she's a keeper in my book.
Once again, all providers should take a lesson from her and learn how to build a rapport with us. Even though she didn't get an .80 or $ date this morning, she knew she would have a safe, drama-free session with a repeat customer, and of course, next time I see her, I'll prolly give her .80 or $ for her great service. Keep an eye out for this one around the CG's, mainly on 11th.