[QUOTE=GreenValley;7293572][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/hudson-valley/female-escorts/caucasian_w/-inked-and-kinky-hosting-in-fi/169066124502[/URL][/QUOTE]Aight well after all the silence I decided to take part. I will preface this with that it IS a review, but I am mostly just detailing a story of all the dumb shit I decided to take part in. If you just want the review, skip to the very last paragraph.
I actually initially wanted to see Brittbrat, as there was a negative and some mixed reviews so I wanted to see for myself. I messaged, it took days but eventually she answered and on the day she answered she was swift, Must have some a prescription that needs payment. She gives the address and it was to a house. Now last time I went to a house out here it didn't go well, so some alarms already were going off in my head, but I head over. While on the way, she asks me to stop by and get some protection. I absolutely hate making additional stops to get something, as if you legally get caught red handed with exactly the pants filled with what the person asks for it would be harder to argue than just walking up into the wrong place at the wrong time (paranoia more than anything), but people already said she was at the very least real, so I do it. The red line is drawn when I arrive and notice that the one house in this neighborhood, in the dark I may add, has no yard care at all, while everyone else is finely trimmed. She asks me to park in the back, I'm not doing that. I called 2 times to no answer. The 3rd time she picks up and I hear a dude in the background. Now at no point did she remotely discuss the living situation, so I knew nothing about a guy, or roommate, or anything so I consider it too sketchy and bail. She hits me with the "I already told you that I had a roommate blablabla".
I just block her and go home. Too much effort and drama for my taste.
Now, week later. I get an itching again. This time I decide to try the inked girl. This girl is damn hard to get a hold of. She'll message you straight for an hour and dissappear, then forget the conversation you had just the day before. I finally get a hold of her, and she apparently has a special, that needed to be claimed within the hour. Oh, now you're wanting to be straightforward. Sure. I ask for the address, and it was on a street. She didn't want to give the exact address yet to be safe, It looked very, very familiar. That's right! It's exactly the same house that Brit was at. Convenient. I just go to the house, because I already knew where it was and as I was passing, someone is peering out of the door. I peeled away and she starts asking if I'm coming or not. I tell her about the peering and she tells me it was just her roommate. Now, we're about to get to a point where I ignore a lot of red flags and make dumb decisions, and I'm going to preface with I already know they were dumb, and find any lecturing as unnecessary. It had been months since I had a successful visit at this point so I was determined to get some ass. I come back, she says park in the back, again, I'm not that dumb. I refuse to do that. I walk into the back and realized what I got myself into. This was the first time I've actually seen a crack house. Anyone who has seen Breaking Bad, that scene when Walter had to get Jesse out of the crack house when he was depressed? Oh all of that was accurate. Dirty, broken, nonfunctional trash literally everywhere. They somehow hid all the garbage outside to only be seen if already in the back. Just when I decide I should walk away to save myself, a dude peers out of a window to ask me what I was doing. I start walking away for sure when he stops me to assure me that if I was there to see someone I was at the right place. I decide, what's the worst that can happen (I get murdered), so when she comes out, I go in. The inside was no better, significantly worse actually. There was about 5 people in the tiny kitchen doing various versions of hanging around but I'm in too deep to just bail so I get to the room.
Now I'm going to describe the part we're all here for, the date.
The Good: She will let you do about anything. She told me in text anything goes and she meant it. She's so light you can basically throw her around. A definite plus at least in my book. I tried doing Greek but the tininess of her body made that just a bit too much effort, and neither of us had lube.
The Bad: Everything at all involving the incall. Anyone who has anything to lose should NOT go anywhere near any house either of these girls ask you to go to. Outcalls or if you're feeling frisky a hotel incall. Her company looks too unpredictable and I wouldn't trust them with a rusty penny.
The Ugly: Her photos show her as cute, but she is either late 30's or early to mid 40's. Definitely not in cute age and more in the "hot" age. She isn't really hot though, not really ugly either though. I would say her face would be average if she was clean but a bit below that as her vices has taken a toll a little. I guess she looks more like a tired addicted mom than hot. She is rail thin. When we got into the room she tried shutting the door, but the door had been an obvious victim of an arguement and was broken down and a little off the hinges so she was too thin. To slightly lift the door and shut it. I made sure it was shut and locked to make sure I had more than a second to prepare in case the others living right outside decide to jump me. Her body is below average, primarily from 2 things: her boobs are closer to deflated balloons than you'd like and she has scabs / bloody scars from, again, vices. You can tell if she would just stay clean she would actually be really good looking. She isn't all the way gone, but there's less than a year before she's too wasted away even for me to bother with.
After all was said and done, I walked outside, made sure no one was following or trailing, and bailed. Someone tried to start some shit when I ininitally walked out, talking about "I told you not to go in that room" to her and me when I left but I ignored that shit as it was obvious he was trying to see if I was a pushover and just kept it walking. If he had a big enough problem I was right there. The girl herself seemed at least decent enough of a person. I don't know her situation, hopefully it is a case of being in the wrong crowd, but she herself didn't cause issue in person. Seemed kinda nice, turned out the "within the hour" thing was so she could win an auction for something for her kid (seemed genuine enough for me) so if someone wants to do some car visits with her, I don't see any issues happening with it. I can tell you it didn't seem like any of the people in that house could afford a car so getting her outside is your safest bet.
Overall out of 5 (reviewing just the girl, not the house), scabbed and scarred (-2), rail thin (-1), but will do whatever you want for the right (cheap) price. If you want to nut in someone's ass, this is an option. If she had a decent incall by herself I'd put it as a 2/5. 0/5 if we count the entire experience. TOFTT.
