[QUOTE=jjcheese; 1726913]Re Asian massage girls. Guys, in case you have never heard the rule of three F's, here it is for you. If it flies, floats or fucks. Lease it!
JJ[/QUOTE]Excellent LOL, I can't agree more
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[QUOTE=jjcheese; 1726913]Re Asian massage girls. Guys, in case you have never heard the rule of three F's, here it is for you. If it flies, floats or fucks. Lease it!
JJ[/QUOTE]Excellent LOL, I can't agree more
[QUOTE=jjcheese; 1726913]Re Asian massage girls. Guys, in case you have never heard the rule of three F's, here it is for you. If it flies, floats or fucks. Lease it!
JJ[/QUOTE]And if it has tits or wheels, sooner or later it will give you trouble.
Stopped by yesterday, she told me "busy". I asked how long, she said "5-10" minutes, then said "come back, one hour". I couldn't come back so I'll try try again. Before I left the parking lot two other guys went in and back out. Maybe I'll try a week day morning.
Anyone have a great-grandmother fetish?
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If she's 56, I have a bridge I can sell you for a steal.
[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo; 1729529]Anyone have a great-grandmother fetish?
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If she's 56, I have a bridge I can sell you for a steal.[/QUOTE]Hopefully those pics are real as I feel for the guy who sets one up with her and when she answers the door she is older and uglier then her pics. Like a lot the ads on BP.
That would be just horrible, almost traumatic and could leave a mental scar.
[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo; 1729529]Anyone have a great-grandmother fetish?
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If she's 56, I have a bridge I can sell you for a steal.[/QUOTE]Probably more like 66. I've got one who is 63. Fabulous body, tiny. 4-9, 80 lbs, nice set a man-mades. Her tits could pass for 30, and they are nice too. Vagina a little flabby but very tight. Wrinkled ass so DS isn't much of a view. Colon surgery so anal is out. Great little legs with pedicured feet. Hmmm, nice fit but a bad case of butter face. One of my fav AMP providers in Michigan is 60 and she is still the most requested provider in the spa. I used to think I'd never do anyone over 50. Then it was 60. Once you dive in a few times you get over the fear of old age. Now the 50 plus providers are a dime a dozen. Especially in the HE only AMP spa. Every time you see an arrest the nab someone over 50.
Great thoughts, Lefty! And now, maybe any of the 'girls' who read this site will realize that us older guys aren't so terrible either. Just thinkin' I've had some terrific older women. In fact our Thai friend was in her early 50's and she coould have passed for her thirties. And, one of the sexiest women i have ever seriously dated was in her mid 50's and her sensuality was off the charts !
I have nothing against older women, in fact most of the providers I frequent must think I have an Oedipus complex as they are usually older than me. One of my earlier experiences in the hobby was with a provider almost 25 years senior. When I first met her she was 51 or 52, passed herself off as late 30s and really sold it. Tall and lean with nice tits. The oldest provider I've been with was in her mid 50s when we met and was 60 when we were last together some years ago. She was average in appearance but carried her age very well and was very talented. In fact if she hadn't moved away I'd still see her.
I see great grandma is on Model Mayhem too. She must have a select legion of followers, otherwise how could she provide at her age? Different strokes for different folks I guess.
[QUOTE=MrBones;1729890]Great thoughts, Lefty! And now, maybe any of the 'girls' who read this site will realize that us older guys aren't so terrible either. Just thinkin' I've had some terrific older women. In fact our Thai friend was in her early 50's and she coould have passed for her thirties. And, one of the sexiest women i have ever seriously dated was in her mid 50's and her sensuality was off the charts ![/QUOTE]Oh Bones, out Thai friend is just now turning 50. I saw her I'd. Still she had one rock solid body with zero fat. Her skin was wrapped around her bones like a rubber band. Some of my first providers are now pushing 80. Last year I visited a therapist I saw back in the early 90s when she was 42. Stopped in 18 years later and she's 60. Gave me a great Russian finish. She was one of my first providers. I told her how nervous I was when she stripped naked for massage and how difficult it was for me to get an erection. Then I blew my load 30 seconds later. This time she kept her pants on, and I was glad of it. Yep, she was all of 60. If I had met her for the first time I would have just had her keep her clothes on and give me a HE. But since I had known her from years past, I was comfortable with her old body and her bringing out the old puppies. I could see how much she enjoyed getting me off. Now with more experience and feeling more in control, no more blowing a load in 30 seconds. Now it when I want it to happen.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1729680]Probably more like 66. I've got one who is 63. Fabulous body, tiny. 4-9, 80 lbs, nice set a man-mades. Her tits could pass for 30, and they are nice too. Vagina a little flabby but very tight. Wrinkled ass so DS isn't much of a view. Colon surgery so anal is out. Great little legs with pedicured feet. Hmmm, nice fit but a bad case of butter face. One of my fav AMP providers in Michigan is 60 and she is still the most requested provider in the spa. I used to think I'd never do anyone over 50. Then it was 60. Once you dive in a few times you get over the fear of old age. Now the 50 plus providers are a dime a dozen. Especially in the HE only AMP spa. Every time you see an arrest the nab someone over 50.[/QUOTE]" Colon surgery so anal is out"."Vagina a little flabby"."Wrinkled ass"."bad case of butter face". Hurry, please PM me her number (JK).
I just had to post something as I was really laughing through that post coupled with the AMP girl that cancelled out on you because of her masters. Those make for some good reading. I think if I went back and captured some of the best posts over the last 3 years I could really get a book published that would sell like crazy.
Later
[QUOTE=Sportn1; 1730113]" Colon surgery so anal is out"."Vagina a little flabby"."Wrinkled ass"."bad case of butter face". Hurry, please PM me her number (JK).
I just had to post something as I was really laughing through that post coupled with the AMP girl that cancelled out on you because of her masters. Those make for some good reading. I think if I went back and captured some of the best posts over the last 3 years I could really get a book published that would sell like crazy.
Later[/QUOTE]When the lights are dimmed, she lets her hair down, pulls out the titties, give a BBBJ and then rides on top, its a pretty good experience. But she has one of the old lady, bar fly raspy deep smokers voices. Her hearing is bad and she talks loud. Oh gee, I guess I'm not making a very good case for her am I? Well F'yans all because I like her and she's a nice fit. Hell when I look at the fat, beer bellied, tattooed up, pierced to pieces, bad wigged, sloppy titted, stinky women some of you guys hook up with, don't f-ing laugh at me.
I read those BP ads. When I see the belly covered, she's fat. Shen her back is turned, she's fat, The try to pose every which way to hide the fats and the tats and the stretch marks. And you are lucky to see real pics anyway. When you see these beautiful models posing you know they are fake. They put on those long stockings to hide the scabs and needle marks. When the only show a beautiful face. They are fat. Only show their tits, they are fat. Those 3 pics they posted and they still look sketchy, remember she had 400 pics taken and the crappy 3 she posted were her best effort. With the right angle and some tight underwear, any girls ass can look good. Then you peel off those panties and see carbuncle sores. Still we all get a good one now and then. I've picked up SWs that look like models with a flawless body. No very often.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1730376]When the lights are dimmed, she lets her hair down, pulls out the titties, give a BBBJ and then rides on top, its a pretty good experience. But she has one of the old lady, bar fly raspy deep smokers voices. Her hearing is bad and she talks loud. Oh gee, I guess I'm not making a very good case for her am I? Well F'yans all because I like her and she's a nice fit. Hell when I look at the fat, beer bellied, tattooed up, pierced to pieces, bad wigged, sloppy titted, stinky women some of you guys hook up with, don't f-ing laugh at me.
I read those BP ads. When I see the belly covered, she's fat. Shen her back is turned, she's fat, The try to pose every which way to hide the fats and the tats and the stretch marks. And you are lucky to see real pics anyway. When you see these beautiful models posing you know they are fake. They put on those long stockings to hide the scabs and needle marks. When the only show a beautiful face. They are fat. Only show their tits, they are fat. Those 3 pics they posted and they still look sketchy, remember she had 400 pics taken and the crappy 3 she posted were her best effort. With the right angle and some tight underwear, any girls ass can look good. Then you peel off those panties and see carbuncle sores. Still we all get a good one now and then. I've picked up SWs that look like models with a flawless body. No very often.[/QUOTE]By all means I am not judging you Lefty, II just enjoy the readings. I love to laugh. Actually I agree with everything you stated about the BP, CL etc. Laides. I think whats really interseting, from my perspecive the last two plus years on this site, is how different a moners review can be about the same provider. Its really hard to ever rely on someone's opinion as they may see a provider with completely different eyes then the next monger would. Me, I just like a good massage and if it happens to end with HE all good. Its slim pickens in the Milwaukee area for a good looking massage (real massage) lady that ends happily. I know folks thought that maybe Courtney was the one but really. If I were in Arizona she would be a 5 (out of 10) compared to the lady's out there. Especially the AMPs.
Keep the posts coming lefty-I read them all. And you know you are the "master of this domain"!
Recently saw Heidi, who's been advertising on BP:
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Bottom line is a nice mutual touch session with a friendly provider who charges a bit more than she should. Her location is a house off of 68th and Silver Spring, very private, although she just uses a sofa in the living room for the massages. Her roommate was around and at one point Heidi left to talk to her about something, but otherwise it was a good location. Heidi kinda looks like a tranny in the face, but she has huge breasts and a small, firm ass. For $.50, I took the 1 hr full body massage which basically was some mutual touching followed by a CBJ. She's extremely friendly and fun, and really gets into it. I liked her personality, but I wouldn't go back simply because the price is a bit high for the services rendered.
[QUOTE=Sportn1; 1731251]By all means I am not judging you Lefty, II just enjoy the readings. I love to laugh. Actually I agree with everything you stated about the BP, CL etc. Laides. I think whats really interseting, from my perspecive the last two plus years on this site, is how different a moners review can be about the same provider. Its really hard to ever rely on someone's opinion as they may see a provider with completely different eyes then the next monger would. Me, I just like a good massage and if it happens to end with HE all good. Its slim pickens in the Milwaukee area for a good looking massage (real massage) lady that ends happily. I know folks thought that maybe Courtney was the one but really. If I were in Arizona she would be a 5 (out of 10) compared to the lady's out there. Especially the AMPs.
Keep the posts coming lefty-I read them all. And you know you are the "master of this domain"![/QUOTE]Sport. I agree. I'm a fan of the massage by an attractive women and a HE. But a BJ is even better. The HE. 80% have no clue how its suppose to be done. The nearest skilled hands are in Libertyville or Rockford.
I finally got to see Jasmine. She has been mentioned on the forum before. She usually only works Friday and Saturday and she takes down her ads quick. [url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/safe-independent-pretty-white-woman-nuru-style-positively-reviewed-credit-cards-accepted-27/6002647[/url]
She never posts pics, but she is very hot. She claims to be a CMT. She did give a very good massage. The session ends up in FS. BBBJ, DATY, kissing are all on the menu. She is definitely worth $$ an hour in my book. She works out of a nice hotel.