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[quote=young ri¢h kid]fuck! it's not like i'm some little horny **** teenager still in highschool just trying to get over on some h0e and get his knob polished so i can brag to my friends at school. lol
any tips you tricks could give me? places that won't hassle me about age and ask for id? pm me if needed. btw i'm 18. really i wouldn't lie to yall.[/quote]ah....to be 18 again.
no control but lots of energy.
[blue]To: Donkeyslap, Charliesheen28, and all aliases.
Apparently you are both incapable of getting the message that all the rest of us are tired of watching all of you behave like a bunch of women, so here's my last message to you and your aliases:
I don't know anything about whatever problem you have with each other and I don't care. However...
Effective immediately, you are prohibited from referring to each other in any of your reports.
This means that...
- You may not address each other in any report.
- You may not quote each other in any report.
- You may not mention, either directly or by reference, each other or any activities that they may be involved in.
- You man not post your opinions regarding each other or any activities that they may be involved in.
Violate this restriction one time, and I'll ban the perpetrator (and all of his aliases) without comment.
Whatever the BS is, it stops now.
Sincerely,
Jackson[/blue]
Gentlemen,
First time post, hope its worthy. New to the hobby, joined here a couple of months ago, gathered some intel, and hit the streets. For other newbies out there, the best way to learn is to TOFTT sometimes and feel your way through it.
First dream was at Lucky Spa in Mesa, I was kinda nervous walking in there, but with the valuable info I gathered here, I was prepared to take the plunge. Worked my way through it, got an ok HE from a kinda chubby girl with big cans, but I knew I was hooked and had a new hobby.
Other dreams over that past couple months.
Golden Spa. Mid 30's asian lady, nice, better than average ending for $. 6 with cute little tata's. Didn't get her name, nothing to write home about.
Malibu in PHX. Wendy, older latina, kinda a *****, pretty good massage, with a looooong ending. She really took her time. Only works Wednesday nights. Despite her aloof attitude, I loved the end (the beers next door helped?). $. 8 topless.
Asian Star in Mesa. Older K-girl, huge cans, crappy massage, crappy ending. $. 5 topless. I think her name was Kim.
Euro Body in Scottsdale. Lorena, pretty hot young latina. Worst massage ever, ok ending. $. 6 topless. There is some other talent here that is worth visiting. I plan to go back. Everything on the menu.
Scottsdale Massage. Super nice inside. Kind of expensive, but if you get the right girl its worth it. I'd rather spend a couple of xtra bucks to have a real hottie. Saw Amber, 7-8 looks, 10 body hands down. This girl's body is flawless. $ for topless (didn't negotiate, I was in a trance), rained on the headlights. Saw Jamie on the way out, she's super hot too. Plan to go back.
Time-Out- Kasey Lynn (now goes by Erika on BP) good massage, ok girl, kind of disinterested during the end with no expression on her face. It was fun playin with those gigantic bolt-ons though. $. 6 (I NEVER go this low she said)
Last but not least, the infamous Yoko. The only one I've gone back to see (5 times?). Really sweet, great body, and gets into it. Have had all kinds of menu options. Highly recommend.
Sorry for the long post, I'll keep future ones short, just thought I owed the board my experiences since I got alot from posts on here.
Oh, and seen the previously mentioned Karen on my way out, not that hot!
Outstanding report! Welcome aboard. You mentioned my all time favorite Jamie at Scottsdale. Yes o Yes is she worth a visit.
Nice Work.
I went to the AMP there in the mid afternoon. They were both very unattractive. They lied in their craigslist or backpage listings. Talking about a new girl fresh from China. Bullshit. One was asian and one was hispanic.
Looks cute. Anyone TOFTT?
[url]http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs/motivational_poster_for_monday_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=7823582[/url]
Had another wonderful dream.
I was thinking that I had some time to kill in the area of Anfu. I never have been there, so I figured I'd go there.
Met up with a girl named GiGi. Too much pancake makeup, great body if you like the skinnier be cup type, with a penchant for wearing a short thin dress and nothing under. Was in her 30's. Tight bod, has had no kids, cute ass with no shell craters and heavy long hair in one direction and sparse/smooth in the other direction.
Very detailed therapist. Found all the knots and worked them out. She's got the hardest thumbs I've met.
Got way more time in than I had in planned in my dreams. She wasn't a clock watcher. Standard house rates, $. 4 for more fun in lots of ways with everything covered but full access. Time was enough to see multiple (o)pportunities of fun for GiGi, and an uncovered photo finish on the nose.
Will my dreams take me back? Likely. It's my fave place in my head right now.
Shoot loads - there were some recent talk of Marney on the Craigslist reviews thread - mixed reviews but it sounds like you will leave happy
Angela gave a nice deep tissue massage. She has a cute funny attitude and great work ethic.. 6/1. 0 EVerything was nice.
After failing to hook up with Casey from BP I went to the Sports Massage on East Main in Mesa. I've been avoiding Mesa AMP since the announcement that Mesa PD would start cracking down. I figure they would video tape people going in and out for 6 months before doing anything. I've been wanting to stop at this place for some time now and see Crystal. I've tried stopping in before but it has been too busy. This time, I got right in. However, Crystal is out of town and won't be back for a while (can't remember if she said December or February).
My provider was a little on the heavy side with small b-cups from Mongolia (I think). The massage was ok. During the massage I could feel her blowing on my but crack and balls. I quickly got me very excited. I had to shift to make room and reached under very gently.
On the flip, the asked what I wanted and I motioned for the HJ. She went right into it without asking about price. It was good and I sprinkled on her chest.
I paid 40 for the house fee and left 60 on the table since she did an "extra" good massage.
Long time browser. 1st post. Hit up Euro and Gabriela was very kind.. $$
[QUOTE=Tug Boat]Gentlemen,
First time post, hope its worthy. New to the hobby, joined here a couple of months ago, gathered some intel, and hit the streets. For other newbies out there, the best way to learn is to TOFTT sometimes and feel your way through it.
First dream was at Lucky Spa in Mesa, I was kinda nervous walking in there, but with the valuable info I gathered here, I was prepared to take the plunge. Worked my way through it, got an ok HE from a kinda chubby girl with big cans, but I knew I was hooked and had a new hobby.
Other dreams over that past couple months.
Golden Spa. Mid 30's asian lady, nice, better than average ending for $. 6 with cute little tata's. Didn't get her name, nothing to write home about.
Malibu in PHX. Wendy, older latina, kinda a *****, pretty good massage, with a looooong ending. She really took her time. Only works Wednesday nights. Despite her aloof attitude, I loved the end (the beers next door helped?). $. 8 topless.
Asian Star in Mesa. Older K-girl, huge cans, crappy massage, crappy ending. $. 5 topless. I think her name was Kim.
Euro Body in Scottsdale. Lorena, pretty hot young latina. Worst massage ever, ok ending. $. 6 topless. There is some other talent here that is worth visiting. I plan to go back. Everything on the menu.
Scottsdale Massage. Super nice inside. Kind of expensive, but if you get the right girl its worth it. I'd rather spend a couple of xtra bucks to have a real hottie. Saw Amber, 7-8 looks, 10 body hands down. This girl's body is flawless. $ for topless (didn't negotiate, I was in a trance), rained on the headlights. Saw Jamie on the way out, she's super hot too. Plan to go back.
Time-Out- Kasey Lynn (now goes by Erika on BP) good massage, ok girl, kind of disinterested during the end with no expression on her face. It was fun playin with those gigantic bolt-ons though. $. 6 (I NEVER go this low she said)
Last but not least, the infamous Yoko. The only one I've gone back to see (5 times?). Really sweet, great body, and gets into it. Have had all kinds of menu options. Highly recommend.
Sorry for the long post, I'll keep future ones short, just thought I owed the board my experiences since I got alot from posts on here.
Oh, and seen the previously mentioned Karen on my way out, not that hot![/QUOTE]
Saw they recently re-opened. I used to frequent years ago and had good luck, some attractive therapists. Now, not so good. I dreamed that I saw Daniella. First the picture in the backpage ad is fake. She is older (approx. 55) and her body is very mushy. I dreamt she was mechanical and gave a hurried and poor massage. Rates quoted in my dream were. 6 for HE. 140 for clothing optional and 2$ for body to body rub. She was persistant and gave a hard upsell, but the delivery was subpar. I regret dreaming I pay the higher amount of 140 against my better judgement and woke up feeling ripped off. I hope never to have this dream again.
Had a very nice dream that I saw a voluptuous black beauty named Mischa. She is there on Monday and Tuesdays. Dreamt about a very large the cup chest with nice hard nips. Good round butt and overall a very attractive therapist. Mischa gave a quality massage and I dreamt that she went au natural and gave a solid body to body rub for 140 roses. My dream was pleasant and I feel good value in the dream. Hope to repeat this dream in a couple of weeks.
Agree with this review, GiGi was a lot of fun, massage 9/10, dream 9/10, body: 9/10.
[QUOTE=Shoot Loads]Had another wonderful dream.
I was thinking that I had some time to kill in the area of Anfu. I never have been there, so I figured I'd go there.
Met up with a girl named GiGi. Too much pancake makeup, great body if you like the skinnier be cup type, with a penchant for wearing a short thin dress and nothing under. Was in her 30's. Tight bod, has had no kids, cute ass with no shell craters and heavy long hair in one direction and sparse/smooth in the other direction.
Very detailed therapist. Found all the knots and worked them out. She's got the hardest thumbs I've met.
Got way more time in than I had in planned in my dreams. She wasn't a clock watcher. Standard house rates, $. 4 for more fun in lots of ways with everything covered but full access. Time was enough to see multiple (o)pportunities of fun for GiGi, and an uncovered photo finish on the nose.
Will my dreams take me back? Likely. It's my fave place in my head right now.[/QUOTE]
But I'd just ridden 40 miles and had a spill, so I was kind of stiff, in a couple ways.
I stopped at a familiar place at Dobson and Guadalupe. I'd had the provider before, a Chinese girl with nice bumpers.
I didn't hold back at the table shower. I let my hands go right to the kitty. She got the hint then.
After she got done rubbing my back and flipped me over, she looked at my cock and asked what I wanted with the three universal signs: the jiggy hand, the licky-licky or the hip thrusts.
Damn, the prices are incredible. The thrusting would run $180! I come too fast for that. The licky licky is $100. And the jiggy hand is a mere $80. I said I only had $60.
So we proceeded and I played with said jugs saying, "Are these real?" Pulled back the panties and saw a tattoo of a rose rising up from her bush. Later, she showed me a neighboring tattoo, a butterfly.
So after the jiggy hand, she said, "OK, thank you very much." I was like, "Hey, for Christ's sake, I still have 20 minutes." So she went back to work.
Maybe I'm a cynic, but sometimes I think they're just in it for the money.