Waste of a Saturday Night
Drove around Las Vegas/Henderson Saturday night and what a waste it was. I wanted to try someplace new that I hadn't been before.
1) Stopped by Golden Spa on Flamingo. Had the $50 coupon but the only 2 women working had to be in their mid 40s and looked really road worn, so I passed.
2) Went to Jasmine Spa just down Flamingo. Threw out a fake name to ask if a girl was working... said no one by that name worked here... and I asked if I could see who was working to see if I had the name wrong. Three old unattractive ladies. Moved on.
3) Went to the foot massage place at Spring Mountain and jones. Ugh. It wasn't Jessie and I wasn't interested in parting with my money. Moved on.
4) Went to the new foot massage place on Sahara and Jones with the $15 for 30 minute coupon. Walked in and two Asians were making out on the couch. Whoops. It was the workers. Pretty Asian woman walks to the front and says "body massage - $60." I say - no, looking for the $15 foot massage. She tells me that the man does the foot massage and she only does body massage. What?!?! No thanks.
5) Drove to Good Foot Massage on Spring Mountain. An unbelievably cute young Asian girl is at the counter and she is just so sweet that I am going to get a foot massage even though it is obvious that this is a legit place. Chairs out in the open, etc. During the foot massage, two other mongers came in and left. I could tell they were mongers because they took a look around and left when they didn't see private rooms. $20 (plus $5 tip) and a sweet girl rubbing my feet.
6) Went to Paradise Spa on Sahara but they apparently closed down.
7) Went to 1000 Feet in the same strip mall. A godawful ugly woman came up front and by this point all I said was "no thanks" and moved on.
8) Drove down Eastern to the place by Flamingo. Stopped in and saw another ugly 50 year old Chinese woman. Where are all the hotties? Or even fairly attractive.
9) Went by 21 massage on Sunset but they were closed.
10) Went by the place at Sunset and Valle Verde but they were closed.
11) Went to Sunbright and used a coupon for the $60 hour. Fairly attractive woman probably in her mid 30s showed me in. I thought it would be okay. Asked for a hard massage - but all I could get was her to do some fingertip lotion wiping on my back. I asked several times for her to do it harder and if she knew how to massage - but it was obvious that she had no clue. I couldn't imagine the extras being any better - so I bailed after 45 minutes.
Next time I guess I can just go to the old reliable ones and not even try any different places. I can't believe how bad some of the AMPs are in Vegas when there are so many. Competition is supposed to make things better instead of worse.
RE: Waste of a Saturday Night
Your wonderful review of a wasted night is rather exactly what I was trying to say/ask in my previous post (#1400). For me, searching for a "good" AMP is getting both costly and tiresome. For the most part either I -- or my bankroll -- has given up finding one. And, no offense to anyone, but years of reading reviews on both this and many other boards hasn't been of much help.
You wrote "Next time I guess I can just go to the old reliable ones". I have yet to find even ONE of those 'reliable ones'. Care to share?
[QUOTE=Straw]Drove around Las Vegas/Henderson Saturday night and what a waste it was. I wanted to try someplace new that I hadn't been before.
1) Stopped by Golden Spa on Flamingo. Had the $50 coupon but the only 2 women working had to be in their mid 40s and looked really road worn, so I passed.
2) Went to Jasmine Spa just down Flamingo. Threw out a fake name to ask if a girl was working... said no one by that name worked here... and I asked if I could see who was working to see if I had the name wrong. Three old unattractive ladies. Moved on.
3) Went to the foot massage place at Spring Mountain and jones. Ugh. It wasn't Jessie and I wasn't interested in parting with my money. Moved on.
4) Went to the new foot massage place on Sahara and Jones with the $15 for 30 minute coupon. Walked in and two Asians were making out on the couch. Whoops. It was the workers. Pretty Asian woman walks to the front and says "body massage - $60." I say - no, looking for the $15 foot massage. She tells me that the man does the foot massage and she only does body massage. What?!?! No thanks.
5) Drove to Good Foot Massage on Spring Mountain. An unbelievably cute young Asian girl is at the counter and she is just so sweet that I am going to get a foot massage even though it is obvious that this is a legit place. Chairs out in the open, etc. During the foot massage, two other mongers came in and left. I could tell they were mongers because they took a look around and left when they didn't see private rooms. $20 (plus $5 tip) and a sweet girl rubbing my feet.
6) Went to Paradise Spa on Sahara but they apparently closed down.
7) Went to 1000 Feet in the same strip mall. A godawful ugly woman came up front and by this point all I said was "no thanks" and moved on.
8) Drove down Eastern to the place by Flamingo. Stopped in and saw another ugly 50 year old Chinese woman. Where are all the hotties? Or even fairly attractive.
9) Went by 21 massage on Sunset but they were closed.
10) Went by the place at Sunset and Valle Verde but they were closed.
11) Went to Sunbright and used a coupon for the $60 hour. Fairly attractive woman probably in her mid 30s showed me in. I thought it would be okay. Asked for a hard massage - but all I could get was her to do some fingertip lotion wiping on my back. I asked several times for her to do it harder and if she knew how to massage - but it was obvious that she had no clue. I couldn't imagine the extras being any better - so I bailed after 45 minutes.
Next time I guess I can just go to the old reliable ones and not even try any different places. I can't believe how bad some of the AMPs are in Vegas when there are so many. Competition is supposed to make things better instead of worse.[/QUOTE]
RE: For all the new people
[QUOTE=Smokey1981]First of all if you guys have less than 10 post and dont have any reports on amps don't come here asking for recommendetions we are not goin to give you any.[/QUOTE]Is there something magical about someone having 10 posts here? Or having at least one AMP report? If I post seven more thoughtless posts and make up one AMP report will I be better accepted?
Smokey, I understand your possible frustration. I've lived in Vegas.- and dealt with tourists.- for thirty years. I understand, and grow tired of, 'the same old questions'. But not everyone is educated. Most ask their "dumb ass" questions.- whether they be tourists or otherwise.- because they are curious, interested and/or simply don't know.
Like me.
Over many years I have spent more (hundreds of) hours than I care to retell checking out Vegas message boards, newsgroups, and websites. I check ads on Craigslist and Backpage. I check reviews on 411, TER, here, et al. And after spending (thousand of) hours doing so I'm still left with more questions than answers.
In the near future I'll be working on getting my posting listings up to ten and writing another review. Maybe then I will be accepted and you'll share with me your AMP recommendetions (sic).
Informative, detailed posts/reviews/replies are helpful to those of us who, like I, truly seek.
Feel free to PM me if you have found the pot of gold.
