Massage Parlor Reports

I have personally sent anyone I know to Aloha, even the guys that b/c me have had a blast.

I have been scolded behind the scenes about sticking up for just one place to much. So that won't happen ever again. If you suck I will make sure everyone knows about it.

So if someone has a bad review on any of these places, I want to know about it. I don't want to waste anybodies time or coins sending a good hobbyist to a dump.

I think instead of bashing a guy for giving his opinion, I'm all for hearing the guy out.

Life is about every problem being nothing but an opportunity.


Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Smackthatass, you are a [deleted: personal attack on another forum member] for ripping on Final Touch.[/QUOTE]


Smackthatass has been on my ignore almost from Day1.


Mal

You have been on mine as well. Any one want to go 73rd Aroma with me today?
I'm giving it another try. It has to get better than the Final Toucd and Final Lap on that 60yr old hag!

[QUOTE=Malabar]Smackthatass has been on my ignore almost from Day1.


Mal[/QUOTE]

Speaking for myself I have always been treated like a King at all locations . If anyone has a bad time there then either they caught the ladies on a bad day ( which I find unlikely) or you were just an a**hole to begin with . Start at the mirror pal ! Ajdal out

I've been there a few times and always walked out smiling. They are definitely a service-oriented organization!!

[QUOTE=Abe Lincoln2]Hello,

I stated what happen to me at that time I went the location. This the facts this board is for fun. As for you speedracer you stated I acted like a ass. Please tell me how that can be when I was all by myself in a room.

Its comments like yours that make this board the way it has become.

Iam here for fun only no drama needed.[/QUOTE]

Truthbeknown ( Cindy ) stated that you were asked to get comfortable THREE TIMES!!!!!. For whatever reason, you chose to ignore this direction. What did you think they meant by " get comfortable" ? Also, if your poor grammer and punctuation in your reports is any reflection of you as a person, it`s no wonder you did not receive the service you expected. If you present yourself as an illiterate hick, you will be treated as such. If you present yourself as a gentleman who is respectful of the provider, you will reap many benefits. As I stated before, with the exception of your report, ALL of the reports on here about FT & TG have been extremely favorable. The problem lies not with the provider, it lies with you. Next time you go for a massage and the provider tells you to get comfortable, don`t sit there scatching your balls, get comfortable!!!!. I think I can speak for everyone else on here by saying that I am most comfortable in my birthday suit when I am alone in a room with a pretty girl. Oh hell, she don`t even have to be that pretty, just accommadating. :)

[QUOTE=Smackthatass]You have been on mine as well. Any one want to go 73rd Aroma with me today?

I'm giving it another try. It has to get better than the Final Toucd and Final Lap on that 60yr old hag![/QUOTE]I walked into 73rd one day. I was greeted by a chick who looks like she belongs to a biker gang. Tattoos down one arm and a few teeth missing. The place itself looked a little run down. There is NO WAY you can compare that dump to a classy place like FT & TG. I have never seen Cindy in person, but I hope I look that good when I am her age. And who really cares what age she is? I am not there to check birth certificates. For the sake of argument, lets assume Cindy is 60 like you say. How many 60 year olds look that damned good and also provide top notch service? If you think the dirtbags at 73rd are better...........that says alot about your personal appearence.

I can vouch for some of the ladies at FT & TG, both past & present. I have never been left in the room alone for any significant amount of time. My worst experience there was adequate. Therapist seemed a bit distracted/detached. She was pleasant enough just a bit reserved. Probably becuase it was my first visit. Since then, all most all experiences have been really good. Very friendly ladies. I can't imagine anyone recieving poor treatment there. I've been going there, off & on, for more than a year now.

Be Safe,

Goldstien57

That the so called owner can't even write a post without screwing it up. I think instead of scanting the truth, she might want to have her ho's get a GED or send them to school. Isn't that a bright idea. I guess being a ho your whole life, even when they get to a nursing home is your idea of greatness. I think you are stupid to pay 100 bucks for a hollowed out ho.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]I walked into 73rd one day. I was greeted by a chick who looks like she belongs to a biker gang. Tattoos down one arm and a few teeth missing. The place itself looked a little run down. There is NO WAY you can compare that dump to a classy place like FT & TG. I have never seen Cindy in person, but I hope I look that good when I am her age. And who really cares what age she is? I am not there to check birth certificates. For the sake of argument, lets assume Cindy is 60 like you say. How many 60 year olds look that damned good and also provide top notch service? If you think the dirtbags at 73rd are better...........that says alot about your personal appearence.[/QUOTE]

After I got to know a few of these ho's, I realized what pill popping and addicts they really are. Sad way to run a business, I have a feeling the owner is an addict also.

[QUOTE=Crazy For It]Who looks like the jack azz now?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Smackthatass]That the so called owner can't even write a post without screwing it up. I think instead of scanting the truth, she might want to have her ho's get a GED or send them to school. Isn't that a bright idea. I guess being a ho your whole life, even when they get to a nursing home is your idea of greatness. I think you are stupid to pay 100 bucks for a hollowed out ho.[/QUOTE]Before you blast someone for not being able to write a post without screwing it up, look at your posts. WTF is "scanting"?. You also post a question, " Isn`t that a bright idea ". You used a period instead of a question mark. Also, you use the word ho`s. The correct punctuation would be hos. The apostraphe is used as a substitute for a letter. Examples: do not - don`t, has not - hasn`t, could not - couldn`t. etc.. Take a good look at yourself before you make negative comments about someone else.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]Before you blast someone for not being able to write a post without screwing it up, look at your posts. WTF is "scanting"?. You also post a question, " Isn`t that a bright idea ". You used a period instead of a question mark. Also, you use the word ho`s. The correct punctuation would be hos. The apostraphe is used as a substitute for a letter. Examples: do not - don`t, has not - hasn`t, could not - couldn`t. etc.. Take a good look at yourself before you make negative comments about someone else.[/QUOTE]I know this has been said before, but we really don't read the posts for their literary value. I know I've made some typos and try to catch them but that is my OCD kicking in. "Scanting" is a word. Defined, it is: a dearth; a scarcity; a little amount. Used in the context it was I have no f'ing clue what was being said. I understand the implication though. Women are "ho's" to be degraded. I wholeheartedly disagree, but to each his own. Even the whack jobs who get off on the degrading and demeaning flames on this board. I may not agree with everything everyone says, but I defend their right to say it. Even the crazy shit.

Personally, I am looking forward to seeing Cindy.

Man I visited Cocoa Beach I found a sweet AMP and the gal was a 10 I had to pinch myself. For fuck sakes I was scared to ask her for the deed.

No bs I would compare her face and body to megan fox.

All for the same exact change 140 out the door.

[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29] Also, if your poor grammer and punctuation in your reports is any reflection of you as a person, it`s no wonder you did not receive the service you expected. [/QUOTE]WTF is poor "grammer"?

Agreed. There are some pissing matches I might not mind seeing, but they would involve at least two unclothed women. The pissing matches we get here are not at all interesting.