Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Boston Guy 57]Lol, you need to get out more...

I've occasionally seen girls get yelled at by the house mother for getting too frisky on the couches but obviously the club wants the girls to sell dances. If it's quite and you have the right girl it's pretty close to a lap dance on those couches. Of course they are trying for the up sell...[/QUOTE]Thanks BG. Can you give me some guidance on CF?

As I said I don't want to be a sucker, nor appear a cheapskate.

What is a reasonable range to tip on the cabaret row for a reasonable mini lap?

Thanks for your help.

Bigrig,

In this economy if your buying and tipping you aren't a cheapskate. Don't change anything except perhaps let the dancer tell you what's going to happen and if that's not going to work for you move on to another dancer. Sometimes being too aggressive can intimidate a dancer. Even in Providence. CF has a similar menu as PP, but with a little less openness about it.

[QUOTE=Bigrig28]Thanks BG. Can you give me some guidance on CF?

As I said I don't want to be a sucker, nor appear a cheapskate.

What is a reasonable range to tip on the cabaret row for a reasonable mini lap?

Thanks for your help.[/QUOTE]


When I was a regular a couple of bucks for a cabaret dance always seemed to make the dancer happy. When I go now I have a regular that I'm going to see. It's been years since I sat in the cabaret dance area. My thought would be however that the girls should all appreciate just about whatever get in this economy

[QUOTE=Mprov2]Is that Maria the brazillian, large cans? Last time I got a ld from her she made some nice sounds. What was the damage?[/QUOTE]
Maria's the one who I swear is mentally retarded she has no problem offer a cbj but won't do fs I kind of pressured into it one night because she was the only decent girl and after taking my money she started crying and wouldn't perform the deed. Since that time she's brought other girl's to me who will do what I want and luckily she was there as Amanda's cousin doesn't speak English so well.
Onto the current subject I like to discuss prices and what I want up front that way when I get in the booth I don't get someone trying to upsell me ad Lenore did one time(why I will never deal with her again).

[QUOTE=Kevinm1]Maria's the one who I swear is mentally retarded she has no problem offer a cbj but won't do fs I kind of pressured into it one night because she was the only decent girl and after taking my money she started crying and wouldn't perform the deed. Since that time she's brought other girl's to me who will do what I want and luckily she was there as Amanda's cousin doesn't speak English so well.
Onto the current subject I like to discuss prices and what I want up front that way when I get in the booth I don't get someone trying to upsell me ad Lenore did one time(why I will never deal with her again).[/QUOTE]
If I am thinking of the same girl (Marie, Maria, Mary), could never understand which. Anyway, she is a tall light skinned Brazillian with brownish or dark blonde hair with a decent rack that used to hang with the Brazillian Sasha with the big fake rack. Had a booth with her once and for a few more bucks did bbbj but it was not good. FS was on the menu but I was just not getting there because the oral was that bad. Both of those girls spend half the night begging for drinks.

[QUOTE=Willy O]If I am thinking of the same girl (Marie, Maria, Mary), could never understand which. Anyway, she is a tall light skinned Brazillian with brownish or dark blonde hair with a decent rack that used to hang with the Brazillian Sasha with the big fake rack. Had a booth with her once and for a few more bucks did bbbj but it was not good. FS was on the menu but I was just not getting there because the oral was that bad. Both of those girls spend half the night begging for drinks.[/QUOTE]
Nope that's not her she's blonde now used to be brunette she drinks corona's and eats out of the vending machine. Like I said in my earlier post is I think she maybe clinically retarded because not only does she have one of the worst huh accents but she just sounds real dumb. Also I don't think she's Brazilian she refers to herself as portugese so she maybe European instead of Latin American. I was just happy she could tell the girl what I wanted ultimately that's all that matters.

[QUOTE=Ccapn]Well another loophole in the law , as long as the 16 or 17 year old girl has working papers and leaves by 11:30 pm on school nights it's ok per RI law. It's not considered child porn ether unless somebody films or photographs her.

As far as extras goes age of consent is 16. Not sayin i'd do it just stating the faq's.[/QUOTE]

So you saying you'd look away? :-)

Norm

I've been here a few times lately and I have to say the selection of girls is on the up. This is even on a weekday night. You have to keep turning down the aggressive ones you don't want. I find that if you're a little indifferent towards the ones you DO want, instead of seeming eager, the initial offers of extras are usually more reasonable. I wish they'd clean the place up a bit, but it is what it is.

Went into CL a couple days ago and saw the HOTTEST blonde. Easily a 10 in any book. A few of the others working were also very attractive. I know the menu was varied and some girls were (understandably) more desperate than others. This is hands-down a consistently good place to see hot girls.

Checked out PP on Saturday. Couldn't stay long, and was pretty happy for that. The experience was pretty typical: the few girls who were actually good looking were surrounded by guys at all times, and didn't approach anyone on their own. The rest. Well, why would you want to talk to the rest? One girl, on the upstairs stage, had her head in my crotch during the dance, but told me not to touch her boobs. That's kind of a first for me at this place! Anyway, I was glad I had to go and couldn't get into anything stupid. My experience with this place--and I'm sure there are exceptions--is that the girls can be very friendly and very very hot on stage; if you're sitting by the stage, they'll have their hands in your crotch and say dirty things in your ear. But the moment you're in the back room, they're all boring business. At least, every experience I've had in this place has been like that: the dance is always better than the booth. The dance makes you want to get off, and the booth makes you wish you hadn't.

Went to Balloons after. Nobody talks about this place much, for some reason, but I kind of like it. And there are usually a few definitely hot girls; of course, those are usually the ones to stay away from. There's a very sexy blonde, curly hair (forgot her name), who is pretty mechanical and won't even get naked in the VIP; don't go there.

There's Alicia (sp? )--STAY AWAY! I know, you have to be an idiot to go with her. But. Well. We all do stupid things sometimes. And she's got a really cute face. If you ask her what you get in the VIP booth, she insists that she can't discuss it. So you end up giving her $ and getting a long--and lousy--lap dance. She refuses to even use her hand through your pants! When I tried to touch her boobs, she explained that this was a no-no. Here's why: "I'm going to rub them on your face, so I don't want you to touch them. Just for hygiene." Uh. That doesn't even remotely make sense. And then she asks for a tip, and gets very pissy if you don't give her one! The way I see it: she just did a.25 dance, so you've already given her a.75 tip. Seriously: avoid.

Candice: absurdly attractive girl. She is the most perfect girl in there. Virtually no tats, young, tight body, smooth skin. Seriously perfect. This means she is always talking to guys, including the DJ, who seems to be her boyfriend. This is weird. As far as I can tell, she is really not into white guys, by the way, so if you're white and happen to be interested, you're probably going to have to make the move. I was considering trying something, but then she was on stage and, while I was trying to give her some bills, she was showing me her ass while staring at her boyfriend across the stage. The ass was nice, but after waiting a few minutes for her to turn around, I stuck my money back in my pocket and walked off.

And then there Luxx (? ). I'm not sure if that's her name or not. Anyway, you'll recognize her: white girl, tall, covered in tats, very thin, practically no ass, blonde, glasses, and bad skin. But she is cute under the bad skin. And she's actually nice to talk to. Apparently she just started on Friday, so she hasn't been turned into a regular yet. Part of what this means is that she doesn't do extras. But if you want LD, treat yourself to one with her.25 and you will not be disappointed.

Ariel seems to be gone. Anyone remember that girl? I bet she's still around in one of the clubs. She used to be chubby, which worked well for her; then she got skinny and saggy when I saw her months later--turned out she was pregnant and had the baby. She can be fun in the VIP room, though a bit flighty and does the upsell (and always insists that she's giving you a really good deal). Here's a funny--also pretty tragic, for her kid at least--story from her. Back when she was chubby, she said that she doesn't do head. Later, she explained that that was just while she was pregnant. Which makes some sense, I guess. Except that while she was avoiding doing CBJ, she was doing enough blow to kill a small elephant--white streaks running out of her nose while she was on stage, and high off her ass in the VIP room, so that she couldn't stop talking about every other girl in the club while you were just trying to concentrate long enough to get off in 15 mins.

Looking for some insight on Club Balloons. PM or post is fine, but would like to speak with someone with knowledge on quality of staff/girls, services available, and expenses.

If you feel like sharing, please drop me a line.

John

Another Monday frolic and detour. Back to CF with improved information.

Arrived early afternoon, when I came in went right upstairs.

Very hot brunette, "goes by Elena here, " hair down to mid back, perky natural breasts, came up to me within seconds. "Have you ever been here before? "

I reply affirmatively, and she says how did you like it.

When I said I left unsatisfied, she offered me a private dance in the booth and told me, I'll get you off as she rubbed me through my shorts. Told her I was just looking for now, and that I'd see her later.

Ashley was on the stage. Tall, very large, enhanced rack. Long blond hair but in an up do. More mature than many dancers. I tip her onstage. Again she asks if I'd been there before, as she feeds me a nipple. I now suspect that the game is on.

Took a booth session with Ashley. Did not leave unsatisfied, but could not achieve full satisfaction. HE appeared to be the only real option, FS seemed out of the question, BJ remains a?

After the booth session, I tried for some further action.

Downstairs I saw Elana who again swooped in to ask for a dance. I took her up on the 2 for 1 topless and she asked me, "Did you cum in your pants? I don't want to sit in it." Something of a buzz kill.

Back to the cabaret couches upstairs. Very low mileage today, girls seemed to be satisfied with my gratuities, but a few didn't come off the stage.

Downstairs one more time, I met Heaven, a perky petite black girl with all natural breasts. I tipped her on the stage and went for the 2 for 1 topless with her to inquire about possible extras.

She declined. She said that if management sees you exposed, the girl you're with is fired.

So a partially satisfying experience. More intelligence gained. More to report next week perhaps.

Another frolic and detour on a Monday. Back to CF to see what's what.

Rolled in sometime after 1 P. M. Went straight upstairs to consider the high mileage mini laps on the cabaret couches. Didn't make it though. While waiting at the bar in an attempt to slake my thirst, Elana, a pretty brunette, with hair down to the middle of her back asked me if I'd been there before.

When I say yes and that I left "unsatisfied, " she asked me to take her to a booth and promised, I'll get you off, while she grasped me through my shorts.

I declined noting I just arrived, I wanted to look around, I was just getting a drink. But I'll see you later.

I then went up to the stage to tip Ashley, a tall blonde with huge implants and an updo. She asks, have you been here before? Trained observer that I am I detect a pattern. Again, I reply yes and I left unsatisfied. It seems that when you get the question, the game may be on, and the correct answer is always yes.

To make a long story longer we adjourn to the booth where is did achieve some measure of satisfaction. Full satisfaction was not achieved, and oral satisfaction was not offered. However, a digital exploration of Ashley's most intimate areas was undertaken, and a wonderful Russian massage leading to a HE was concluded in the allotted time. Ashley was vigilant maintaining a lookout, which was somewhat unexpected. Total damage.3 to the barkeep for the booth, .1 to the house mom to leave us alone, 1.2 to Ashley for the effort. All in all worthwhile.

After this experience, I spend another couple of hours, getting a 2 for 1 topless dance from Elana who, while attempting to lure me back to the booth, asks, "Did you cum in your pants? , because I don't want to sit in it."

Talk about a buzz kill.

I did see another cutie, Heaven, a short AA girl on the stage downstairs. I tipped her a couple of bucks and when her set was over, she asked me to go for the 2 for 1 topless lap. I went for it. She didn't ask if I'd been there before, and when I asked about extras, she was clear and unequivocal in her "NO." Nice laps, perky little natural nips, very cute, but not up for extras.

She told me that if management sees girls providing extras, the girl gets fired. Perhaps explaining Ashley's vigilance.

So. A nice trip. Additional information gained.

Be good or have fun.

[QUOTE=Bigrig28]Another frolic and detour on a Monday. Back to CF to see what's what.

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Be good or have fun.[/QUOTE]

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For a while there CF was fast approaching a no-holds-barred adventure but complaints from the ladies to management seem to have dialed-back the extras a bit. My regular down there told me that a few Brazilians had been let go after getting caught giving HJ's in the PD area.

The clubs in Providence are no different than anywhere else, barring LE involvement the level of contact will usually rise and fall based on the tolerance of the clean girls and the discretion of the dirty girls. The smart girls know that a tramp or two is good for business but they don't want extras flaunted as it puts pressure on them to do the same.