General Reports

Been fantasizing about that hot little number motorboating your fartbox again? So you ask, "How can I get her to give me RIM?"

Don't worry Bro, I got your back (figure of speech maaan).

For starters, let's go over the proper pooper preparation that you'll have to do before the big show. Shower shower shower.

While you're in there, clean up that stinky azz. Don't just soap it up once and rinse. No maan, you got to give it a thorough couple minutes of cleaning at least. Don't be timid or scared, get in there, soap that shit up. Use your "butt only" wash cloth, then rinse. Some traditions dictate that we use the left hand. Remember: Right hand's for shaking and bumping. Make sure you work both front and back, don't miss any spots. Then go ahead and submerge a finger. Go a minimum of a knuckle deep. Clean it well from the inside out. That's important. Think about how long her tongue is and compare that to your digit. You got to clean it up to a little past there.

Mamma San, "Holy SHIT Lulu! Mr Poopiepants and his friend, Stains, just scheduled for this noon. "

"Well they better not expect RIM. I don't care how much extra they pay. I won't do it. " Lulu.

"Me either. " Coco.

Bro, don't be a stick in the mud. Clean yo azz up. When finished, dry it up completely. You don't want to be a moldy old azz either. Or do you? No sourbottom way!

Getting Her To Go Down There.

I suggest you initiate the experience by seeing a well known RIM artist first. Got to see if you even like it. She'll be enlisted as a willing participant, without coaxing, and may offer more than one sphincter kissing technique. Some like to lick it from the back. Another lady might do it while you're supine, she'll spit HJ your prick going up and down, while she tongue fuck-sucks your little pucker. Just try a pro first.

If you're uncertain.

1. Try doing it to her first. Start with munching her fresh, bouquet smelling pussy. As she gets wetter lengthen your licks. Start to barely graze her anus. Still continue by extending your tongue strokes hitting more of her anus, plus do lots of "in between" kissing. Slowly, methodically, get to the point that you dip it in.

2. If she doesn't balk, do a little tongue drilling. As she responds to feeling her anal pleasures, reposition her better. Get better and deeper access. If she's clean, then it's fun regardless of position. Plus loads of of great visuals.

3. Don't intimidate her by using your fingers unless you want her to use them on you (not my thing). Just tongue.

4. Get her off.

"Did you like that Baby? Come down here. Do that to me. ".

Kiss her and steer her into position while you show off your bare pure essence.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2206943]Been fantasizing about that hot little number motorboating your fartbox again? So you ask, "How can I get her to give me RIM?"

Don't worry Bro, I got your back (figure of speech maaan).

For starters, let's go over the proper pooper preparation that you'll have to do before the big show. Shower shower shower.

While you're in there, clean up that stinky azz. Don't just soap it up once and rinse. No maan, you got to give it a thorough couple minutes of cleaning at least. Don't be timid or scared, get in there, soap that shit up. Use your "butt only" wash cloth, then rinse. Some traditions dictate that we use the left hand. Remember: Right hand's for shaking and bumping. Make sure you work both front and back, don't miss any spots. Then go ahead and submerge a finger. Go a minimum of a knuckle deep. Clean it well from the inside out. That's important. Think about how long her tongue is and compare that to your digit. You got to clean it up to a little past there.

Mamma San, "Holy SHIT Lulu! Mr Poopiepants and his friend, Stains, just scheduled for this noon. "

"Well they better not expect RIM. I don't care how much extra they pay. I won't do it. " Lulu.

"Me either. " Coco.

Bro, don't be a stick in the mud. Clean yo azz up. When finished, dry it up completely. You don't want to be a moldy old azz. Or do you? No sourbottom way.

Getting Her To Go Down There.

I suggest you initiate the experience by seeing a well known RIM artist first. Got to see if you even like it. She'll be enlisted as a willing participant, without coaxing, and may offer more than one sphincter kissing technique. Some like to lick it from the back. Another lady might do it while your on your back, she'll spit HJ your prick up and down, and tongue suck your little pucker. Just try a pro first.

If you're uncertain.

1. Try doing it to her first. Start with munching her fresh, bouquet smelling pussy. As she gets wetter begin to lengthen your licks. Start to barely graze her anus. Still continue by extending your tongue strokes hit the anus plust lots of "in between" kissing. Slowly, methodically, get to the point that you dip it in.

2. If she doesn't balk, do a little tongue drilling. As she responds to feeling her anal pleasures, reposition her better. Get better and deeper access. If she's clean, then it's fun regardless of position. Plus loads of of great visuals.

3. Don't intimidate her by using your fingers unless you want her to use them on you (not my thing). Just tongue.

4. Get her off.

"Did you like that Baby? Come down here. Do that to me. ".

Kiss her and steer her into position while you show off your bare pure essence.[/QUOTE]A little bit of RIM is a good thing but this is way too much work. Like my late dad used to say, you're going to have to love me (take me) the way I am. In this case following a good hot shower with modest attention to flushing a lovely fruity or floral bouquet brand name liquid body shampoo out the anus. If that doesn't present a clean enough dinner plate, then just turn the page and we can move on to another perversion.

I have decided for the immediate future that I am going to get with every P4 P I can. I have been working on my Craigslist strategy (its a secret) and it has been paying off. It is interesting that so many of the responses I receive are from non pros in the Hollywood area. I always hear the same story-LA is so expensive and I just need a little extra cash. I love non pros. There is no ripoff scheme, you more than likely can repeat and usually they actually enjoy the sex.

The 20 year old.

This girl was fascinating. She has only been in LA for six months. It took me a week of back and forth to get with her (due to my scheduling). But she was so down to earth I felt in the end like I had just had sex with a friend. She was white from Louisiana (loooved her accent) and was clearly a-shall I say-heavy user of the green stuff. She has no fixed address and shared with my how she couch surfs from one friends house to another. She said she used to be addicted to a horrible substance (begins with H) and she stopped using it. I got worried because when people use that they are more prone to risky behavior. Nevertheless when I picked her up she had a test result from the day before for all std, HIV etc showing she was clean. She is so damn adorable. Nice curls, clean skin and somewhat innocent (though she made it clear she had met up with other guys before).

I had posted on this site where I could find a room in Hollywood area but no one responded. I picked her up in Hollywood and drove across town to the Snooty Fox. I had never been there before and was surprised to see two black SW hanging out in front in the daytime. You walk up to a tinted glass counter (you can't see inside of the office) and what sounds like a Indian fellow (from India) asks you how long you want. I paid $26 for two hours. He wanted my I'd and hers. I gave it to him but my 20 year old only had an ATM card for I'd which he accepted. The room was ok (see pics). Big bed, big room, big bathroom.

When this girl took her clothes off she looked like a freshly minted 18 year old. No stretch marks. 38 C's. Shaved kitty. She did whatever I wanted (doggy, mish, talk dirty, BBBJ) and smiled and delivered the whole time. She actually reminded me of Christina Ricci in the movie Black Snake Moan. This girl could easily ask a guy for $200. Her body and performance was that good. But I suspect this girl just lives for the moment and wanted $100 (that's what I paid her) to buy more green stuff.

I drove her back to where she was staying and she texted me an hour later to say thank you. I was impressed. So impressed I went back that night, picked her up, and got a BJ in the car in the Home Depot parking lot on Sunset. $50 damage. This girl I will maintain a good relationship with.

The Vietnamese lesbian.

Like my 20 year old this girl lived in Hollywood. She seemed cool and was 30 years old and just needed some money. I talked to her a few days by email and we connected. She hosted at her place while her roommate was out. She had warned me she was a tomboy and when I first saw her it left no doubt. It it was not for the mosquito bites she called breasts I would have thought she was a guy. But I like doing different things so I went with it. I went into her apt and she had some food cooking and believe it or not she offerred me some. Usually I won't eat or drink anything a girl offers (you just don't know their intentions) but I ate a little and we talked about a half an hour. She then admitted she was a lesbian but liked the*ck sometimes and she needed the money to get her BMW fixed. We went into her bedroom and we showered together (she seemed to be a bit of a clean freak but that's a good thing). We did the deed and she laid their like a dead fish. Didn't make a sound as I pounded away. I cleaned up, paid my $100 and left. She, like the 20 year old, sent me a thank you text afterwards.

But then this is where it gets wierd. She text me the next morning asking can we get together again. But this time she wants $300! I didn't even respond to the text. She then kept texting all day long to me talking about how she caught her brother with her lesbian lover and how broken hearted she was. This went on all day until I blocked her number in my phone.

Nevertheless I would not repeat with the Vietnamese lesbian but the 20 year old I would. Funny thing is I called her today and her phone is off. I emailed her so lets see what she does. When and if she connects with me (and I think she will) I will share her info with Senior members for another number of one of their contacts.

Now if I can find a pregnant or lactating provider.

Showdown.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;2206954]A little bit of RIM is a good thing but this is way too much work. Like my late dad used to say, you're going to have to love me (take me) the way I am. In this case following a good hot shower with modest attention to flushing a lovely fruity or floral bouquet brand name liquid body shampoo out the anus. If that doesn't present a clean enough dinner plate, then just turn the page and we can move on to another perversion.[/QUOTE]Is that a perversion? To me being perverse would be to marry a virgin or as a virgin. Maybe that's not too bad, but to become a born again virgin is probably the most perverse thing I can think of sexually. I'm a highly efficient, little DNA-spreading machine, but I have found that I'm, ha ha ha, saving myself for my gurl friend sometimes. Gone a week at a time! Stupid.

Here is a question to you all. What would you do?

Get with a highly reviewed Asian porn star.

Have a threesome. With Strangers that have good reviews or with women that you know?

Something else?

[QUOTE=Showdown;2207744]
Showdown.[/QUOTE]Hey. That's my room! hope they changed the bedding. Maybe the best motor inn to get a decent room, clean sheets, a nice mix of other guests, and at a reasonable rate to take some of your Non-Pros. The Mustang on Western is also good. They have some hot tub rooms that women I've known like to rent out to drink and do Molly in. Their rooms are spacious, and alright for the price. There are a few places in Koreatown that are closer to Hollywood. There's a Notel on Serrano and 8th. A couple years ago it was so popular there were girls hooking outside. Seedy place.

[QUOTE=Showdown;2207744]I drove her back to where she was staying and she texted me an hour later to say thank you. I was impressed. So impressed I went back that night, picked her up, and got a BJ in the car in the Home Depot parking lot on Sunset. $50 damage. [/QUOTE]Excellent spot. Very private and a killer view from the roof parking area.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2209429]Is that a perversion? To me being perverse would be to marry a virgin or as a virgin. Maybe that's not too bad, but to become a born again virgin is probably the most perverse thing I can think of sexually. I'm a highly efficient, little DNA-spreading machine, but I have found that I'm, ha ha ha, saving myself for my gurl friend sometimes. Gone a week at a time! Stupid...
[/QUOTE]Chris, I use the word "perv" and its emanations to apply to myself and others in the hobby similar to the way AA rappers use the "N" word. Then again, when my number one goes about rimming me with the intensity and enthusiasm that one who has fasted for 3 days would approach a meal prepared by the most esteemed master chef in Lyon, France, I sometimes wonder what is wrong with her! I will say that before and after she applies a regimen of hygiene to both of us with the same thoroughness and intensity that she applies to rimming.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2209429]Is that a perversion? To me being perverse would be to marry a virgin or as a virgin. Maybe that's not too bad, but to become a born again virgin is probably the most perverse thing I can think of sexually. I'm a highly efficient, little DNA-spreading machine, but I have found that I'm, ha ha ha, saving myself for my gurl friend sometimes. Gone a week at a time! Stupid.

Here is a question to you all. What would you do?

Get with a highly reviewed Asian porn star.

Have a threesome. With Strangers that have good reviews or with women that you know?

Something else?

Hey. That's my room! hope they changed the bedding. Maybe the best motor inn to get a decent room, clean sheets, a nice mix of other guests, and at a reasonable rate to take some of your Non-Pros. The Mustang on Western is also good. They have some hot tub rooms that women I've known like to rent out to drink and do Molly in. Their rooms are spacious, and alright for the price. There are a few places in Koreatown that are closer to Hollywood. There's a Notel on Serrano and 8th. A couple years ago it was so popular there were girls hooking outside. Seedy place.[/QUOTE]You have any names of these notels? I don't want to always have to drive to Snooty Fox.

Showdown.

I have been given three references of late that were absolute disasters. After being given the number I contact the girl via text (and write a respectful note that does not even references sex).

And then these women go nuts!

They start talking about who the hell am I, they don't do that and outright threatening me. Luckily I use an app called Burner that lets me create a phone number that can be deleted. I have, as a result of these three nuts, had to delete three Burner numbers.

I think what is happening is that these girls are desperate for money, get together with a monger (then have the money that they need) and then pretend like they never did it. They do not want to be reminded, I guess, that they sold themselves for money.

These girls who reacted this way seemed liked non pros to me. A pro would not act this way. So in the future when any of us recommend a non pro the provider of the contact info should contact the non pro and ask for permission to share first.

Now if I can find a SANE pregnant or lactating provider.

Showdown.

[QUOTE=Showdown;2209860]I have been given three references of late that were absolute disasters. After being given the number I contact the girl via text (and write a respectful note that does not even references sex).

And then these women go nuts!

They start talking about who the hell am I, they don't do that and outright threatening me. Luckily I use an app called Burner that lets me create a phone number that can be deleted. I have, as a result of these three nuts, had to delete three Burner numbers.

I think what is happening is that these girls are desperate for money, get together with a monger (then have the money that they need) and then pretend like they never did it. They do not want to be reminded, I guess, that they sold themselves for money.

These girls who reacted this way seemed liked non pros to me. A pro would not act this way. So in the future when any of us recommend a non pro the provider of the contact info should contact the non pro and ask for permission to share first.

Now if I can find a SANE pregnant or lactating provider.

Showdown.[/QUOTE]Precisely why I don't share non pros. It's almost never a good idea to share or try to contact one of them you don't know. People still burn me for being stingy and claim that I should stop posting experiences if I'm not willing to share.

Anyway, I found a lactating ebony BBW that quoted me $ for the hour on CL. I'm not personally into black or bbw or lactating for that matter and will be happy to share if you like. Let me know, I lost her photo but have her #.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;2209615]Chris, I use the word "perv" and its emanations to apply to myself and others in the hobby similar to the way AA rappers use the "N" word. Then again, when my number one goes about rimming me with the intensity and enthusiasm that one who has fasted for 3 days would approach a meal prepared by the most esteemed master chef in Lyon, France, I sometimes wonder what is wrong with her! I will say that before and after she applies a regimen of hygiene to both of us with the same thoroughness and intensity that she applies to rimming.[/QUOTE]I tell every girl "I am perverted. But never creepy. ".

Hey fellow mongers.

Just read this report. It happened last week in the Studio City area. I'm enclosing a link to her Facebook page where it has an account from her (Daniele Watts) she's the actress from Django Unchained.

Seems like she got taking into custody for kissing her SO in public! She's AA and her SO is white.

Here's her Facebook page link: [URL]https://www.facebook.com/wattsdaniele[/URL].

Mondo.

[QUOTE=Mondo72;2215071]Hey fellow mongers.

Just read this report. It happened last week in the Studio City area. I'm enclosing a link to her Facebook page where it has an account from her (Daniele Watts) she's the actress from Django Unchained.

Seems like she got taking into custody for kissing her SO in public! She's AA and her SO is white.

Here's her Facebook page link: [URL]https://www.facebook.com/wattsdaniele[/URL].

Mondo.[/QUOTE]Having dated a lot of black girls a third my age I can tell you I get looked at a lot. But that girl made a big mistake refusing to show her ID. LEO would have checked it and been on their way. She picked the wrong time to get self righteous. Once a white girl was sitting in my car in a teddy, and nothing else. LEO spotted us and pulled us over. Then says in a very stern voice to me "how old are you?" Then wrote me a ticket for talking on my cel phone (which was in my pocket at the time).

And we have all heard of LEO trying to get freebies from the SW's. They are what they are. But don't mess with them. They live for that.

[QUOTE=Mondo72;2215071]Hey fellow mongers.

Just read this report. It happened last week in the Studio City area. I'm enclosing a link to her Facebook page where it has an account from her (Daniele Watts) she's the actress from Django Unchained.

Seems like she got taking into custody for kissing her SO in public! She's AA and her SO is white.

Here's her Facebook page link: [URL]https://www.facebook.com/wattsdaniele[/URL].

Mondo.[/QUOTE]I heard the cop interviewed and he said that more than one person reported seeing her riding his lap while they were parked, humping away. One of the complainers even pointed out the cum-soaked tissue she used to clean herself up afterwards and tossed on the ground. The officer said the guy was cooperative, but the girl simply walked away and ignored him. When another cruiser came by with a female officer, they grabbed the girl and handcuffed her. The guy didn't get in trouble, because he didn't cause trouble. This was not a racial incident. It was a disrespect incident, and we should all keep that in mind when dealing with the police.

I have been caught honking at hookers in front of cops, cruising a little too much in the same area, and even caught red-handed with a girl sucking my dick when the cops pulled up (four times that I can remember, it may be more) and because I handled it calmly, the cops were cool. The sergeant being interviewed sounded like a very cool guy, and I'm willing to bet if Daniel hadn't pulled such a bullshit diva act, the cop would have run her I. The. And the couple would have been gone with a little admonishing and no paperwork.

My 20 year old finally reached out to me. Her email address and phone both were deleted and shut off. I know many of you reached out to me about her and I was frustrated myself that I couldn't find her or get ahold of her.

She called me in a desperate state. She said she was in a motel in Koreatown and could I help her with $100. I tried to ask her what was going on I. E her disappearing. I couldn't get an answer out of her. I felt something was amiss. I then told her what do I get for $100 and she said same as before.

I had a bad feeling about this. But I saw an episode of the tv show The Shield the day before so I was feeling adventurous.

Bad move.

I arrived at the motel. If that's what you call it. It was dirty on the outside and when I entered the lady behind the wall of bulletproof glass asked for me I'd. I said I was just visiting someone and just at that moment I heard screaming and kicking down the hall. The lady looked unaffected by this. I gave her an old work I'd from a job many years ago and walked to my 20 year old room. As I approached I could hear other voices behind the door. I stood to the side of the door as I knocked not knowing if some guys were going to grab me and pull me into the room to rob me. I knocked and my 20 year old answered the door.

My God.

The room was covered in trash and debris. Awful chemical smells emanated from the room. I am assuming it was illegal substances. I could even see a needle on the table. There were two guys and two other girls in this small hotel room. My 20 year old looked like she had not slept in 2 days. She looked absolutely awful. I asked her "what is this" and she whispered "we can do it in the bathroom".

I turned and walked away. I walked to the lady to get my I'd back and my 20 year old and some stoned out young guy comes with her. She says "its ok my friends all know what I am doing'. And the guys says "yeah its cool".

I walked the block to my car and left (never park your car near where you do the deed. Safer for you). I was not going to contribute nor get involved in a chemical induced situation. LEO and bad things always happen. I deleted her number. I think I saved us all a lot of trouble.

Showdown.

Short of living under a rock most of us have heard about NFL star Ray Rice. He has been suspended-essentially career ending-from the NFL because of a video of him knocking out his wife with his fist on an elevator in Atlantic City, NJ.

Now let's get this out of the way. I do not support, encourage or believe that ANYONE should be beaten, struck or physically assaulted. Period end of story. We as grown men do not want to be punched in the face by a man who has trained his body to be a battering ram. Ray Rice in that regard used his body as a weapon against a defenseless-in a few senses anyway-person of the opposite sex.

And with that said-Ray Rice is the reason I started mongering.

A few facts about the Ray Rice situation:

*His wife took 20,000 dollars out of his bank account without telling him and gambled it away (ie she lost it all gambling) in the casino in Atlantic City.

* She then spat in his face several times during the verbal argument which led to the vicious assault on her.

A female in my family said to me "if anyone took 20,000 of my money and gambled it away and then spit on me when confronted by it I would have hit her too". Funny how the media does not talk about the actions that led to this. Again I DO NOT support anyone being viciously assaulted. I am simply speaking facts here.

My Ray Rice story.

Years ago when I lived in another state I broke up with a girl. She decided she wanted to get back at me by pulling the stunt that women did in the Martin Lawrence movie "A Thin Line between Love and Hate". You need to watch this movie guys. In the movie she slams her arm in a patio door and injures herself and then calls the police and claims domestic violence and Martin is arrested.

My ex did the same thing. A female cop showed up (funny thing was I wasn't even home when she called them. I went to get my things and the cops were already there) and within minutes arrested me. Here I am, a man that has never been arrested for anything (and frankly has always been a big supporting of following the letter of the law) sitting in the back of a patrol car with all my neighbors looking and my ex screaming how I slammed her into a patio window.

Long story short my job fired me. 85 K per year job. I got fired because they held me for 5 days in jail (I had no way to bail myself out. I had never been in trouble before and didn't know what to do back then. I was terrified). I sold one of my musclecars for money and got a lawyer. The lawyer had the nerve (a women) to tell me to just plead guilty and attend some classes. I said hell no. First domestic violence convictions mean you can never own a gun. And I like to hunt and have a gun in my home. Second it always will be known you have been convicted of something like this. And third I will not plead guilty to something I didn't do.

It took me a year guys. A year to prove she made it up and lied. I proved I was not only not at the house when she claimed she did it but every time she was to show up for court she had an excuse-her car broke down, she was sick and then finally she broke her foot (ridiculous). It cost me $13,450 to defend myself. All this over a single mom who was mad that I broke up with her-I. E. She no longer had that money coming in. When they finally got her in court by putting out a warrant she admitted she lied.

A year. $13,450 dollars. And they didn't charge her with lying or anything else. She simply was allowed to walk away.

I remember around that time thinking that the prostitutes I used to see around downtown where I lived might satisfy my cravings without the added drama. I started a web search and found this website. I read all about the dos and donts and I picked up my first SW. I was hooked.

I have never had a full time gf since. I learned that women have different weapons they use against men. They use the fact they have a vagina to extort money from us. They use our children as weapons against us. And why do we suffer this? Just to have some sex from time to time. I don't dislike women. Don't get me wrong. But men need to realize that most of us get involved with women for sex. We really don't want to be married and burdened with children. I have found most of us would rather enjoy the kids in our families without having our own and be able to go from chick to chick without being burdened with marriage rings and such. What am I saying here? I have found prostitutes to be a welcome change to how I was dealing with women before. For example if I meet a chick I like I:

A. Never tell them where I work (protect your money guys-it's what they want in the end).

B. Never tell them where I live (there are ways to do this. You never want them showing up at your door).

C. Always let them know I have money (I like to see how hard THEY chase after us when they know we have money even if we really don't. True story-I rented a Porsche from Hertz to meet this hot chick who I knew had 20 guys chasing her. Picked her up and she dropped those panties that evening when I knew that other guys couldn't even get a text message from her. Dumped her the next day).

D. Never give them your real phone number or email. Create a new email address just for chicks and use the Burner app to get a separate phone number.

Prostitutes don't expect any calls. And neither do I. I pay her to do what I want and then I toss her. I am respectful of course. You guys have read enough of my post to know that. But I bang her like a porno star and if I want to cum in her mouth or her face or whatever I do it. I pay her. And I leave.

Food for thought guys. Protect yourself.

"I don't pay hookers for sex. I pay them to leave. " Charlie Sheen.

Now if I can just find a pregnant SW (and for those of your who have asked why I want a pregnant SW-I just want the experience. Thats all.).

Showdown.