Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Robbaf]I understand exactly how you feel. Last Friday I went to MP that I found on CL. Korean momma met me and she was nice and I was hoping that she was "The One", but she wasn't

I paid $60 for a massage and then went into room. A Chinese/Taiwanese lady (30ish) came in and directed me to the shower room. I showered and returned and then she returned and started a BULLSHIT massage. I figured if I am paying $60 for a massage, I want a massage. Within 5 minutes she started talking extras and I said okay, what for what? She wanted 1. 5 and MONEY upfront. I know better, but I wanted to finish, so I got up and paid

As soon as I did she changed her attitude She was really talking BS to me. I asked her to get naked and she no she did not do that and on and on. I stayed in the room for 10 minutes and finally I said "Just give me my money back" and she was said no. I told her bullshit, GIVE me my money back now. She got up and threw my money on the bed and said I don't want your money. I was like Whatever. I got dressed and the momma came in asked me what was wrong and I told her the girl was talking to much BS and she lied to me. The momma offered to do it, but by then I was pissed off and the the momma shocked me and gave my $60 back

In 14 days here, that was my only mp experience and that was enough for me to stop trying.

I am heading back to the PI today and I am very thankful.[/QUOTE]

Was this the ad for "Cute Korean Therapist" or "Cute Asian Girl"? This is good information but without the name it isn't as helpful to the community.

[QUOTE=Robbaf]Yes it is me:D I am very very happy that I am going back to the PI today. 14 fucking days in Hawaii.[/QUOTE]

Hehe, it's me Gogobarlover from International Sexguide. You and all your pictures! Haha

[QUOTE=Darkman808]I'm with ya brother.

I have ALWAYS believed that those of us on here, or at least the majority of us, have the same DNA. We have to be with a lot of different women, frequently, and routinely.

It doesn't even have to mean having sex. Though that certainly is the motivation. But massages, HE's, talking to girls at Kb's and VB's. It's all the same. We want to be surrounded by attractive women all the time. If they are naked, even better.

I'm the exact same way. Go figure. You meet an excellent chick who satisfies you in every way.

Eventually, you start "thinking" about somebody else and before you know it, you are trying to bang a new girl. The best provider I ever had was a woman I saw probably 5 times over a two year window.

It was earth shattering sex and we had some intimate chemistry. But. Don't ask me why. Ultimately, I want to "nibble on another piece of candy in the box". I cannot be satisfied with just one.

I genuinely believe half the excitement is "finding" a girl that sexually excites you and then you consummate your fantasy right there. For example, when you walk into an AMP, browse the girls on the couch, pick the one that is giving you a mental boner and you take her into the back. Within 15 minutes, that girls head is bobbing up and down on your Johnson.

Is that great or what!

Now THAT is what gets my blood flowing.[/QUOTE]All this then some and so on, but I remember my ATFs that really knew how to get the job done, and they were not the pretty ones. 1 girl was Julie use to be at rapongie long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, she was not pretty at all but she knew how to get me off in the shower and in the room she got me to bust a nut 2ce, she did this thing in the shower with her tits and between the legs and now it is gone gone gone. Either she died or retired. I hope retired, but she still needs to fork alot I bet. Then ther was coco use to be king's massage, man she gave the best BJ in the biz, swear the condom was not on or she was rolling that condom up in down felt so BB it was wonderful, then she did the finger in the bunghole tech, caused a geizer to flow, none of the girls now know about to do the tech. Yeah, after the lava flow she would still hop on top. But she could get me to pop a second time then she could do a HJ with tongue action on the balls and only tease that she is licking the shaft then bunghole action and pop the lava flow.

Went to VIP had me some Kitty wow she looks great, I thought I knew everything about her but I guess there is more to get to know fo show. Well, she does like everything, but standard not extra special. I really like the new tech she does, with the hand to ball action she really paid, good tention to masaging the bad boys and what not. She is a little bit more playful and well she got some new moves, IDK how to describe point being though is penis in vagina in new ways make it great.

[QUOTE=Save Memory]It's been a while I didn't go monging, so I decided to try perfect 10 with their new place at queen st. I called them earily before I come to ensure that lilyee will be there. Sua answered phone and she says ok, just come down.

15 minutes later I went there, Sua opened door for me and led to one of the room upstair. She collected fee and left. 10 minutes later LIlyee knocked door and came in. But she only said Hello, to me and sat for a sec, she said, she need to talk to mamasan for a sec, a few secends later, sua came in and told me, lilyee has some kind of emergency and left already without say sorry to me.

I got kicked out, then right after I left, I called sua back, I ask her if there was any problem with me or her. She said no, it was just only emergency and I can come back later.

Yesterday I want to try them again, so I called, Sua answered phone, says no problem, just come. 15 minutes later I came to the door, Sua led me in and she want to collect fee with very annoying looks in the lobby. I said ok. I give her the money, she pulled out a marker to check all the money was real or not. Then she pulled out one 20 bill said, it was fake. But I told her I just got this money from ATM and I have know knowledge about this. I guess she won't believe me. She asked me to get all money out of my pocket and she want to check all of it with very rude attitude. I felt I was being insulted.

However I reallly want to see lilyee, I complied. I took all my money out, she marked or my money and check it again and again. Even to the sunlight.

After insulted, she give me back my money and led me to one of the room downstair. Then she closed door and left. The room AC was not on, I felt so hot in there and wouldn't want to open the door. I was looking for the AC remote all over but nothing can turn on the AC. I was sooooo pissed off at that time. But only because I really want to see lilyee. There was all kind noise out there I can hear it through the door. Cooking. Chopping the vegis. Chatting. TV. I felt, I was being trashed and dumped. After another 15 minutes Sua came in. She told me Because I showed her one fake money, lilyee didn't want to see me and ask me to leave. WTF!

I ain't that kind of bastard to go to AMP and give the girl fake money.

She ask me to leave without saying sorry or any kind. I was sooooo f******pissed off. I swear that I will never come back to this S*** place.

No offence, I ain't like any homeless, urgly, or any kind. I am well educated, well above average look and tall. I do not understand why they treat me like s***.

F*** that

I was so pissed off.

Sua if you are looking at this site right now, I want to say to you, this is not the way and how you do the business. Only because I do not want make any trouble at that time. Otherwise I will and I do willl F*** you on the ground.[/QUOTE]I can't fiqure out to weather call this guy an air-hd, or a good story teller. He

Went through so much grief! On seeing this "lilyee. He gets kicked out because this lillyee had an emergency? (I'm laughing my ass off) and then he trys again, they check his bills, mark his bills? Guys, what places do this!

And then he they put him in "A Sauna, no a/c" hehehe! He then hears cooking, vegis chopped! Hehehe! And then, I guess reality set in, He finally

Gets Pissed! Hahahaha! He goes back for more, "Sua this is not the way and how you do the business, I didn't want to make trouble at the time, "otherwise

He'll f*** her to the ground" hahahahaheeee! (I'm really cracking up now!)

Is anybody reading this?! Save Memory? This one definitely was a big crash. There should be a brand new forum on threads, "Airheads" hahhahhehe!

[QUOTE=Max808]In the last two weeks, I've been offered two girl service at two different mainstream AMPs. This has not happened to me in the past and I frequent these places on a fairly regular basis. I guess business is bad or I just arrived when the girls had nothing to do. Has anyone else been getting these offers and if so did you take them up on it? I didn't get into any negotiations because I only carry the standard fees with me on these visits. I know I can't trust myself! Max[/QUOTE]

hell...I think I would return to AMPs on my reg schedule if this was on the menu. I just save my $$$ for MGF now

Yes. I have asked for and been offered duo at AMPs before.

Only places I go to regularly and when they are slow.

Don't expect them to interact too much with each other. I don't think it is their thing. Just trying to get more from you.

I would not do it in an AMP. Maybe with MGF or others who actually enjoy it.

[QUOTE=Max808]In the last two weeks, I've been offered two girl service at two different mainstream AMPs. This has not happened to me in the past and I frequent these places on a fairly regular basis. I guess business is bad or I just arrived when the girls had nothing to do. Has anyone else been getting these offers and if so did you take them up on it? I didn't get into any negotiations because I only carry the standard fees with me on these visits. I know I can't trust myself! Max[/QUOTE]

Yes. I have asked for and been offered duo at AMPs before.

Only places I go to regularly and when they are slow.

Don't expect them to interact too much with each other. I don't think it is their thing. Just trying to get more from you.

I would not do it in an AMP. Maybe with MGF or others who actually enjoy it.

I've had about a dozen duos and only really enjoyed one. Girls were into each other as much as me. It is an experience you will not soon forget if you get the right girls.




[QUOTE=Max808]In the last two weeks, I've been offered two girl service at two different mainstream AMPs. This has not happened to me in the past and I frequent these places on a fairly regular basis. I guess business is bad or I just arrived when the girls had nothing to do. Has anyone else been getting these offers and if so did you take them up on it? I didn't get into any negotiations because I only carry the standard fees with me on these visits. I know I can't trust myself! Max[/QUOTE]

I believe any amp will offer tag team as long as you have the cash. The one downfall about tag team action is after one does CBJ you then have to take off the condom them put on a new condom for the other girl same for the CFS.

If they would offer tag team without changing condoms, I would do kelly and hana all the time.

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I also have had duos (what they usually call "two girl") at AMPs before, many times. But yes, it's not like porn movies or MGF, it's basically two girls in the same place at the same time but not doing a lot with each other.

[QUOTE=Slow Hi]Yes. I have asked for and been offered duo at AMPs before.

Only places I go to regularly and when they are slow.

Don't expect them to interact too much with each other. I don't think it is their thing. Just trying to get more from you.

I would not do it in an AMP. Maybe with MGF or others who actually enjoy it.

I've had about a dozen duos and only really enjoyed one. Girls were into each other as much as me. It is an experience you will not soon forget if you get the right girls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Save Memory]It's been a while I didn't go monging, so I decided to try perfect 10 with their new place at queen st. I called them earily before I come to ensure that lilyee will be there. Sua answered phone and she says ok, just come down.

15 minutes later I went there, Sua opened door for me and led to one of the room upstair. She collected fee and left. 10 minutes later LIlyee knocked door and came in. But she only said Hello, to me and sat for a sec, she said, she need to talk to mamasan for a sec, a few secends later, sua came in and told me, lilyee has some kind of emergency and left already without say sorry to me.

I got kicked out, then right after I left, I called sua back, I ask her if there was any problem with me or her. She said no, it was just only emergency and I can come back later.

Yesterday I want to try them again, so I called, Sua answered phone, says no problem, just come. 15 minutes later I came to the door, Sua led me in and she want to collect fee with very annoying looks in the lobby. I said ok. I give her the money, she pulled out a marker to check all the money was real or not. Then she pulled out one 20 bill said, it was fake. But I told her I just got this money from ATM and I have know knowledge about this. I guess she won't believe me. She asked me to get all money out of my pocket and she want to check all of it with very rude attitude. I felt I was being insulted.

However I reallly want to see lilyee, I complied. I took all my money out, she marked or my money and check it again and again. Even to the sunlight.

After insulted, she give me back my money and led me to one of the room downstair. Then she closed door and left. The room AC was not on, I felt so hot in there and wouldn't want to open the door. I was looking for the AC remote all over but nothing can turn on the AC. I was sooooo pissed off at that time. But only because I really want to see lilyee. There was all kind noise out there I can hear it through the door. Cooking. Chopping the vegis. Chatting. TV. I felt, I was being trashed and dumped. After another 15 minutes Sua came in. She told me Because I showed her one fake money, lilyee didn't want to see me and ask me to leave. WTF!

I ain't that kind of bastard to go to AMP and give the girl fake money.

She ask me to leave without saying sorry or any kind. I was sooooo f******pissed off. I swear that I will never come back to this S*** place.

No offence, I ain't like any homeless, urgly, or any kind. I am well educated, well above average look and tall. I do not understand why they treat me like s***.

F*** that

I was so pissed off.

Sua if you are looking at this site right now, I want to say to you, this is not the way and how you do the business. Only because I do not want make any trouble at that time. Otherwise I will and I do willl F*** you on the ground.[/QUOTE]This is the girls way of saying your business isnt welcomed.Dont take it personal just move on to another AMP.Lucky we live Hawaii.

So I've been lurking for quite some time now and I think its time I start reporting and contributing. I'll start by reporting a favorite of mine and I'm sure alot more other mongers.

I just got back from a nice session from ATF Monica over at Kison. Its about the third time there and I must say its one of the cleanest and nicest in town. Mama Chanel also put up drywall above all the spaces between rooms so its a little more private but you can still hear the Enka music and people chattering outside. I was Monica's first customer and actually had to wait a good 10 minutes but it was quiet and relaxing so I didn't mind since I was on FB with the iPhone. In comes Monica, still sweet and beautiful as ever with that bangin body. She does the usual kisses and gropes and asks what I want. I opt for FS with a massage after and she agrees.

Now since I had morning wood I was in there with a loaded gun. She start with 69 and it was pretty good as I think she used some sort of minty lube on her nan so it left me feeling fresh. She then does her usual water cup BBBJ and quickly goes into rev CG. Does another water BBBJ followd by CG. Now I noticed she does the water thing in between to keep it fresh I guess but I can appreciate it and it feels pretty mean on my mr bo jangles.

She then asks me to mish and if I want I can CIM or on her tits. I blow on her belly button and she cleans up.

Comes back and tells me to turn over for massage. Now if she likes you she will spend her time with this. I guess she likes me because she kept telling me that over and over and massaged actually pretty good and deep. I almost started snoring but caught myself. After done she exchanged more kisses and told me come back soon. She said its still slow there I guess because people might be shame to walk up there. I think it cool because you can make like you're going to get a haircut at the place next to it.

I would def repeat and suggest to all you mongers check it out. Super clean place, nice and friendly mama and pretty decent lineup. I can't wait to give my next report, this was fun!

Monica L-9 S-9 A-9 House $50 Monica 1.5

Shoobies!

[QUOTE=Shampoo City]I also have had duos (what they usually call "two girl") at AMPs before, many times. But yes, it's not like porn movies or MGF, it's basically two girls in the same place at the same time but not doing a lot with each other.[/QUOTE]Somewhere I read that the famous Bonnie, when she was mama san, used to tell the new girls "customer wants to make a sandwich". But in reality she wanted to sample her "kim chee"...ha ha

Two for the price of one...hard to beat that "house special".

This is my first report so bare with me. I've been a lurker for quite some time now so I figured I should start contributing. I'm not new to the monger world so I'll start off with a fave of mine. I made an early appointment to see ATF Monica at Kison. I first want to say that this place is convenient, super clean and has a very friendly mama. I called Mama Chanel for a 10am appointment with Monica and its great to be the first guy of the day. I had to wait about 10 minutes since she had just gotten there. She didn't even get her makeup on yet but no matter, she is still a looker for her age. Bangin body and sweet attitude to match. She asked what I wanted and I decided for FS with massage afterwards. She agreed and gave the usual kisses. I already had morning wood for the past 2 hours so I was pretty much ready to go which is why I wanted to do the deed before the massage. Makes sense right? Anyways, she starts with her usual water in the mouth BBBJ followed by a little 69 action. It was actually very refreshing as I think she put on some sort of minty lube on her nan so it left my mouth feeling fresh. After that we went to rev CG followed by more water BJ acion. Then went on the CG, water BJ then on to some tossing then back to water BJ. She then layed down for mish and told me I could either CIM or go on her chest. I mished her til I Od on her stomach and I think I only lasted a good 5 minutes for the whole sesh! Gosh, I guess going in with a loaded gun aint to o smart but thats why I asked for massage after. She is actually very good and gives alot of pressure. Did that for the remainning time to make about an hour total. After she cleaned me up and told me to see her again. Of course I will since she's my ATF and never dissapoints. She said they haven't been too busy probably because everyone is scetch to go. Its not too bad during the day. Just make like you have to get a haiorcut at the salon next door. Oh and Mama did more renovations so there is drywall now at the top of eachroom that used to be open so there is alot more privacy. Alot better than before although you can still hear the Enka music and occasional chatter from outside the room. I highly reccomend you visit them. Friendly service and decent lineup. L-9 S-9 A-9 $50 + 1. 5 total damage

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