Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tsunami69]
As I look back on my past relationships, the best looking girl I ever dated was the worst in bed and the least cute girl I ever dated was the best in bed, go figure! My friend has the theory that the uglier ones try harder (in bed) because they have to and the prettier ones just lay there because they know there is no shortage of guys wanting to be with them.[/QUOTE]

They did a segment about this on the show MANswers and their findings were the same as yours! Well actually it was the girl with the brains because in a nutshell she would be thinking about what's happening and what she's doing, whereas the hottie probably reasons as according to your friend's theory.

I've had the same 'problem' myself but not even with a provider and sex; just regular girls and common courtesy (total lack of manners and consideration).

I write this report with feelings of disappointment, lack of being completely pleasured, and amp remorse.

I woke up early this morning with a rock hard cock. So I thought let's go show this to a provider. I mean what provider wouldnt like to see a rock hard cock at 5 in the morning on Sunday. What better way to start the day.

My car started up fine this morning as this past week she was giving much problems. I think its a bad alternator or weak battery. I'll have to get this checked out. Anywhoo, I made the long drive into town. My first looksie was along the track. Nada. I was in the mood for a little local and young, young and local, so I thought of Hula Girl. I know that place is known for young local girls with poor service but hey, I wanted to show a local girl a rock hard cock and my last couple visits there were pleasureable. Its on Young Street across from a bar that gets pretty packed during the weekends and on some weekdays. Since it was 5am street was practically deserted. I ring the door bell and an old familiar face answers the door, "Hey, how you doing, where you been". Typical greetings from mamasan when you havent visited a place in a long time but comforting, and amazing, to know some of these mamasans dont forget a face. They remember the last time you visited, the girl you had, and your experience. A solid skill for when they decide to stop being mamasans and want to pursue a career that requires a gigabyte of memory. I give her a big hug, "Im doing fine, havent been out in a long time. This is my first time in a long time." She gives me that look like, you bullshit!!!! Ah, mamasan knows me all to well. I see a milfy korean lady laying on the couch as if she was going get some sleep. She giggles and mamasan says, memba him? She replies, "yes, mama, he handsome and good customer". LOL, more bullshit (lol). She leads me to the room and tells me she has local girl I send you. Cool, mama, I'll be waiting. Rooms havent changed much. Mattress on floor, towel covering pillow, red lamp on night stand, and the lifesaver....fan on chair. Yup, comforting surroundings. I lay naked on the mattress for a couple minutes and the door slides open. I get up from the mattress and I go to greet a 5'8 120 - 130 lb Indian girl. Oh, shit, neva seen no red dot Indian girl before. This will be a first. She was attractive, kinda of that student girl look to her, long legs and it appeared she was mix haole Indian as she didnt look full red dot Indian, (thank god, not a fan favorite of the red dot Indians). We hug and then she asks, I'll need $150 to get this thing started. Huh? Sorry sweetie, I pay after. Ok, wait here I need to get some my stuff. Ok, cool. I lay and wait, finally, get to show this wahine my cock (wooooopeeeee). Couple minutes goes by and she comes in. Lays some shit on the night stand strips off her top and.......flat (that's ok im not a tit guy). Baby, turn around lemme see your ass. She spins around and.....average (that's ok, I like tall wahine's). I ask, where you from? She replies, here. Oh really? Where? Central? Im thinking what local says Central (she bullshittin). She sits next to my limp cock and massages me til Im rock hard. Yeah, I get to show this girl my hard cock. I let my hand roam to her punani and she says "no touching". WTF? I gotta feel pussy. 15 secs go by and I reach for the pussy, "sorry, no touching". Ok, this sucks. She places the cover on and goes for the cbj. Cock goes soft....not good. This really sucks. Baby, lets fuck. Ok. We go to missionary, I go to rub the pussy for luck and slide in. Im getting into the session and I go for some kissing action. She says. No kissing. Im thinking. WTF? I tell her ok. I then feel my cock start to go soft so I begin to continue to pound away to get that hard cock feeling again. Cock is coming back to life. Ba ba back to life, back to life, (sorry, just thought of Usher's song DJ). Eyes closed, Im feeling the moment again and go in for another kiss to get into the session. I then hear, "can you stop trying to kiss me and touching my pussy", my eyes open to the face of a red dot hapa Indian, angry eyes and frown lines between the brow. I tell her sorry, wont happen again but thinking. Wassup with dat. Next, I feel my cock going limp again, I say to myself, just nut get it over with, go home and jack off. 5 minutes later, pau. 45 minutes later...ahhhh, porno. Im thinking shit, coulda saved $200 and a trip to town had I done this a couple of hours ago. As I was leaving, mamasan, asks, how was it? I tell her shitty. She says next time I give you better girl. You come to early in the morning, selection is poor. Ok, mama. You hungry? Want something to eat. No, Im ok. We hug and I leave. Arghhh, start of Sunday not too good. Can only get better from here.

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn]I write this report with feelings of disappointment, lack of being completely pleasured, and amp remorse.[/QUOTE]I understand exactly how you feel. Last Friday I went to MP that I found on CL. Korean momma met me and she was nice and I was hoping that she was "The One", but she wasn't

I paid $60 for a massage and then went into room. A Chinese/Taiwanese lady (30ish) came in and directed me to the shower room. I showered and returned and then she returned and started a BULLSHIT massage. I figured if I am paying $60 for a massage, I want a massage. Within 5 minutes she started talking extras and I said okay, what for what? She wanted 1. 5 and MONEY upfront. I know better, but I wanted to finish, so I got up and paid

As soon as I did she changed her attitude She was really talking BS to me. I asked her to get naked and she no she did not do that and on and on. I stayed in the room for 10 minutes and finally I said "Just give me my money back" and she was said no. I told her bullshit, GIVE me my money back now. She got up and threw my money on the bed and said I don't want your money. I was like Whatever. I got dressed and the momma came in asked me what was wrong and I told her the girl was talking to much BS and she lied to me. The momma offered to do it, but by then I was pissed off and the the momma shocked me and gave my $60 back

In 14 days here, that was my only mp experience and that was enough for me to stop trying.

I am heading back to the PI today and I am very thankful.

[QUOTE=Tsunami69]Ok, so if was married or in an exclusive relationship I would put the mongering on hold, yeah right. LOL

Well seeing as that I am not and even if I were married or in a relationship, why do we get bored with the same girl even though she may be great? Reason I ask is I went and saw Gucci this past week as is my usual thing. She was awesome as always. Great attitude, sex, etc., but my problem is I want to try something new. Am I the only one like this or what?

I know I read the forum and see the reviews but any suggestions on who is the best overall. I mean the prettiest does not equal the best sex, attitude, etc. I want to know who you guys think is the best "total package" as far as looks, sex, attitude goes.

As I look back on my past relationships, the best looking girl I ever dated was the worst in bed and the least cute girl I ever dated was the best in bed, go figure! My friend has the theory that the uglier ones try harder (in bed) because they have to and the prettier ones just lay there because they know there is no shortage of guys wanting to be with them.[/QUOTE]

Well mongering is like eating every night at a different buffet. You just feel compelled to sample something different all the time. My friend who spends close to 10k a month on higher end take out tells me that the hunger never ends and the fun stops when the funds run out.

As for what combination works best. I saw the smart girl reply earlier and that makes some sense. For me, my best experience at an amp was with a girl outside my preferred range (she was early 30s) that was still hot with some tread left on the tires. She knew her craft and was attractive enough to have me comeback and see her again while I was on a business trip in Guam.

The hottest girl theory = shitty service is pretty much true to form. In Thailand I ordered a Thailand Magazine girl that was hot, but her service was the worst I had while there. It's hilarious that I had dinner there and the Magazine girl for less than a session over here!

The same happened twice to me at HG, never been back since.

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn]I write this report with feelings of disappointment, lack of being completely pleasured, and amp remorse.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Uki Eater]Hey, is this the same Robbaf from International Sexguide forum? Wassup man![/QUOTE]Yes it is me:D I am very very happy that I am going back to the PI today. 14 fucking days in Hawaii.

[QUOTE=Tsunami69]Why do we get bored with the same girl even though she may be great? Reason I ask is I went and saw Gucci this past week as is my usual thing. She was awesome as always. Great attitude, sex, etc., but my problem is I want to try something new. Am I the only one like this or what?

I mean the prettiest does not equal the best sex, attitude, etc. I want to know who you guys think is the best "total package" as far as looks, sex, attitude goes.[/QUOTE]I'm with ya brother.

I have ALWAYS believed that those of us on here, or at least the majority of us, have the same DNA. We have to be with a lot of different women, frequently, and routinely.

It doesn't even have to mean having sex. Though that certainly is the motivation. But massages, HE's, talking to girls at Kb's and VB's. It's all the same. We want to be surrounded by attractive women all the time. If they are naked, even better.

I'm the exact same way. Go figure. You meet an excellent chick who satisfies you in every way.

Eventually, you start "thinking" about somebody else and before you know it, you are trying to bang a new girl. The best provider I ever had was a woman I saw probably 5 times over a two year window.

It was earth shattering sex and we had some intimate chemistry. But. Don't ask me why. Ultimately, I want to "nibble on another piece of candy in the box". I cannot be satisfied with just one.

I genuinely believe half the excitement is "finding" a girl that sexually excites you and then you consummate your fantasy right there. For example, when you walk into an AMP, browse the girls on the couch, pick the one that is giving you a mental boner and you take her into the back. Within 15 minutes, that girls head is bobbing up and down on your Johnson.

Is that great or what!

Now THAT is what gets my blood flowing.

[QUOTE=Spyda]Wait... the cover went on and she tells you to pull out when you cum? wtf!!![/QUOTE]Thats what I thought. Not going to go back for that.

Bobby,

How does that korean milf at hula look? Does she have implants?

Thanks,

H M

It's been a while I didn't go monging, so I decided to try perfect 10 with their new place at queen st. I called them earily before I come to ensure that lilyee will be there. Sua answered phone and she says ok, just come down.

15 minutes later I went there, Sua opened door for me and led to one of the room upstair. She collected fee and left. 10 minutes later LIlyee knocked door and came in. But she only said Hello, to me and sat for a sec, she said, she need to talk to mamasan for a sec, a few secends later, sua came in and told me, lilyee has some kind of emergency and left already without say sorry to me.

I got kicked out, then right after I left, I called sua back, I ask her if there was any problem with me or her. She said no, it was just only emergency and I can come back later.

Yesterday I want to try them again, so I called, Sua answered phone, says no problem, just come. 15 minutes later I came to the door, Sua led me in and she want to collect fee with very annoying looks in the lobby. I said ok. I give her the money, she pulled out a marker to check all the money was real or not. Then she pulled out one 20 bill said, it was fake. But I told her I just got this money from ATM and I have know knowledge about this. I guess she won't believe me. She asked me to get all money out of my pocket and she want to check all of it with very rude attitude. I felt I was being insulted.

However I reallly want to see lilyee, I complied. I took all my money out, she marked or my money and check it again and again. Even to the sunlight.

After insulted, she give me back my money and led me to one of the room downstair. Then she closed door and left. The room AC was not on, I felt so hot in there and wouldn't want to open the door. I was looking for the AC remote all over but nothing can turn on the AC. I was sooooo pissed off at that time. But only because I really want to see lilyee. There was all kind noise out there I can hear it through the door. Cooking. Chopping the vegis. Chatting. TV. I felt, I was being trashed and dumped. After another 15 minutes Sua came in. She told me Because I showed her one fake money, lilyee didn't want to see me and ask me to leave. WTF!

I ain't that kind of bastard to go to AMP and give the girl fake money.

She ask me to leave without saying sorry or any kind. I was sooooo f******pissed off. I swear that I will never come back to this S*** place.

No offence, I ain't like any homeless, urgly, or any kind. I am well educated, well above average look and tall. I do not understand why they treat me like s***.

F*** that

I was so pissed off.

Sua if you are looking at this site right now, I want to say to you, this is not the way and how you do the business. Only because I do not want make any trouble at that time. Otherwise I will and I do willl F*** you on the ground.

Went to check out this place the other day. Was going to one of my favorites but couldnt get an appointment at that moment. So I'm greeted by a tall local chick and I'm thinking aaw shit, this is going to suck. She then tells me that she was once a porn star for vivid and I have no idea of who vivid is due to the fact that I rarely check out porn. Anyway, her name is Angel, she got it tatooed on her rear waist, she tells me she's haole,filipino, and lebonese, about 5'5", b cups that are nice and squishy and has an overall sweet personality. I didn't think about it then, but now I'm wondering if if I could have gotten greek from her. Anyway, standard shit with nothing really great to write about and for me, wouldn't repeat unless I could get that ass. Dont really know if she was bullsh-ting me or not about the porn, but if any of you guys get to sneak in her back door, please let us know.

[QUOTE=H Mobius]Bobby,

How does that korean milf at hula look? Does she have implants?

Thanks,

H M[/QUOTE]

Didnt notice any implants. Alot of bondo. Flat ass. Shoulder length to upper back length hair, bout 5'4 or 5'5.

[QUOTE=Jimmy99boy]Went to Kison last night. Mamasan told me only one girl available. Asked to see her. Took me to room and left. Came back and asked for $50. Told her I wanted to see the girl. She told me to get out and said "we are not animals". Left gladly as I am not paying before I see the girl since she's likely to be a dog if they won't let you see her first.

Then went to Top Floor. Went in and asked how many girls were working. Mamasan said how many do you need? Said only one but want to see her first. She then opened the door and kicked me out.

Can't believe guys session at these kind of places and actually pay before seeing the girl. Must be easily pleased.[/QUOTE]Heed this from experience, if you have to ask anything 1st before paying, the mom's place thier guard up, especially if they don't know you. You gottah pay the house 1st. If you don't like the girl, ask to see another. I've been to Top Floor many times, only 3 people, mom and 2 girls. Got to know mom and girls real well, and welcomed. There are many places, but I don't like exploring. Especially if it is 1st time, they don't know me. Lucky if you have a good experience. Go to places, be polite and develop a good rep! You won't get kicked out like your bad experience at Top. If you like exploring places a 1st time on only your terms, GoodLuk! Like I said, Lucky if you have a good experience. Who wants to get kicked out, argument or a bad scene, driving around all nite until you strike.

[QUOTE=H Mobius]The most recent ad I see for them is last Friday the 13th:

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/1897060527.html[/url]

Usually they run the 4 ads consecutively but not this time.

I once was walking on the sidewalk and made eye contact with a chubby kgirl with fat knockers on display, long story short she turned out to be a ho and gave me her number to meet that night. At first she asked if I wanted to come to her place or Rappongi, or Ichiban, but we ended at Hanabi - she had the key to get us in and the place seemed deserted, at around 9 pm.

So anyway maybe they are just slow. Maybe try calling at a different part of the day?[/QUOTE]Report from last week about Hanabi. Saw a familiar AMP girl many Seniors would know. Received info regarding last week's LE activity there. PM me

To report, fairly good massage. Would have benefited from more pressure as I have knots. Not much to report out of the ordinary. Damages are .6 house, 1.4 provider. Will not repeat. L7 A7 Body7

In the last two weeks, I've been offered two girl service at two different mainstream AMPs. This has not happened to me in the past and I frequent these places on a fairly regular basis. I guess business is bad or I just arrived when the girls had nothing to do. Has anyone else been getting these offers and if so did you take them up on it? I didn't get into any negotiations because I only carry the standard fees with me on these visits. I know I can't trust myself! Max