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If that's anything more than an unfortunate shadow in her first pic, it's Mister Mia.

Biggest bar night of the year and I think biggest Massage Day / night of the year. On my way back from GR airport and I see Pacific 44th and Royal Massage both have parking lots jammed with Monger vehicles! Nothing takes the Edge off from Holiday times with the Family like a good Massage and HJ!

I'll be getting My Clown Punched a couple times this weekend and hopefully a good Massage too!

Happy Turkey Day to all my Monger Brothers!

NJ.

Has anyone been to see brookie?

Any information on this one? FSA?

An one have info on this girl.

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[QUOTE=TruckingChef;2697423]Has anyone been to see brookie?[/QUOTE]You talking Trout Fishing or a MP Lady? Without a Link who's going to know!?

[QUOTE=Pappasmu;2698003]Any information on this one? FSA?[/QUOTE]Got a link to her profile? She used to be at east west but haven't seen her in a while.

[QUOTE=StudMan90;2698117]An one have info on this girl.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/i-aim-to-please/17770253[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw raquel last week! Was going to post a review but I forgot! Anyways. She is okay, tries to start conversations but they aren't very interesting. Massage was meh mostly just a hard soothing touch, and allows touching, went topless with jerky jerk 40 for half and 60 tip. I told her I only tip 40 for HJ and topless but she said 60 so little guy said whatever because of boobs. She is younger probably mid 20's and its her on the picture. She said she does boob jobs and BJ for more money. But not going to pay more than a 60 tip for a BJ.

[QUOTE=Pappasmu;2698003]Any information on this one? FSA?[/QUOTE]That looks like Ally who used to work for Mama Dee at E / W. She has disappeared and I haven't seen her since October. Where did you find the pic?

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If that's anything more than an unfortunate shadow in her first pic, it's Mister Mia.[/QUOTE]In this case, looks like just a fold in the material. However, on one of "her" other earlier posts, it showed what looked liked about a five day beard growth. Enough suspicion for me to stay away. Anyone brave enough to TOFTT?

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2698613]In this case, looks like just a fold in the material. However, on one of "her" other earlier posts, it showed what looked liked about a five day beard growth. Enough suspicion for me to stay away. Anyone brave enough to TOFTT?[/QUOTE]I did see her for a massage 2 yrs ago. $60.

When I asked if she had a massage table she said no, she uses the bed. So I brought my own table to her 2nd floor apartment. I also brought my own oil. Set the table up in the living room and her younger girl friend. Maybe sister went into the bed room during our appointment. I massaged her so I could show her what I wanted, she claimed that she never gets naked for 60 but was having fun so we went about 1. 5 hours. I am very picky about my massage and it is not about the ending for me, but it is nice when you get a good HE.
She does offer FS too, my guess is the 120hhr includes FS
Use a hobby phone. She called me for money saying she needed to get 2 k and needed my help. Don't they all Need 2 k and our help getting it? LOL.

Happy Hobbying and holidays.

[QUOTE=Magnum352;2680833]So I did a personal tofft yesterday. I love petite girls and I especially love small boobs so despite the handful of negative reviews I made an appointment with Lexi. This was also my first time at BELLA. Now I don't know why or how some people have different experiences with the same girls as others but, I think Lexi is my new favorite. Maybe it has to do with the fact that I'm a stud. LOL!! Maybe it has to do with my friendly attitude and clean cut appearance and also that I'm in my thirties and not old, out of shape and / or acting like these girls owe me something just because I have 80 bucks to blow. Whatever the reason Lexi treated me well. Not only did my half hour massage last about 50 minutes but she gave me a legit full body massage. She even climbed that a amazing tight little body up on the table and crawled around on me a little. After the flip she asked what else she could do for me so I simply said if you get naked and give me a HE I would tip $40. She agreed happily and that was that. Her HE was awesome and I'd give up 80 once a month for her anytime. She knows, only cause I told her, that once a month I visit gr just to get a massage. I then explained that I have not yet found a girl who can give me an experience worth my hard earned cash so I rarely repeat with the same girl twice. Well she heard what I was sayin and understood cause when it was over she wanted to know if I would come back for another visit. She was actually trying to give me a reason to be a repeat customer with her. I told her I'd be back and sincerely thanked her for giving me what I was looking for. Some advice to those who would like some. Don't be a creeper and don't tell the girls anything negative. Simply explain what you want and tell them you don't make the same mistake twice. Lexi knew she would only get my tip ONE time if she did a piss poor job. So she decided she wants my tip more than just ONCE and gave me the reasons I need to come back and tip her again. Which I now can't wait till December gets here!! Hope this helps in one way or another. Cheers!![/QUOTE]I used to see Lexi regularly at Dees in Holland and I had great times with her. I'm thinking about seeing her today. Its been months but I think she will remember me from Holland. I had experiences similar to yours. I will say that I'm younger and a decent and well groomed guy. Maybe that's what it takes for her.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2698634]I did see her for a massage 2 yrs ago. $60.

When I asked if she had a massage table she said no, she uses the bed. So I brought my own table to her 2nd floor apartment. I also brought my own oil. Set the table up in the living room and her younger girl friend. Maybe sister went into the bed room during our appointment. I massaged her so I could show her what I wanted, she claimed that she never gets naked for 60 but was having fun so we went about 1. 5 hours. I am very picky about my massage and it is not about the ending for me, but it is nice when you get a good HE.
She does offer FS too, my guess is the 120hhr includes FS
Use a hobby phone. She called me for money saying she needed to get 2 k and needed my help. Don't they all Need 2 k and our help getting it? LOL.

Happy Hobbying and holidays.[/QUOTE]So. Did she get naked, and can you positively discount our suspicions?

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2698707]So. Did she get naked, and can you positively discount our suspicions?[/QUOTE]Yes, she got naked but only because I had a massage table and was massaging her. 60 would not cover the Upcharge but she loved getting massaged, and she liked her HE with my tongue too, she was very responsive. The table makes a huge difference to me and she agreed. That's why the massage lasted 1. 5 hrs. Her massage skills did improve by the end of the session and the HE was just a HJ unless I wanted to spend more. Total damage was 60.

She has a nice body and face. The pics were accurate 2 yrs ago.
There should be no suspicions,
Nice girl but she is looking pricey these days. At 120hhr she is not for me
I would not repeat based on the multiple phone calls after our appointment.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2698780]Yes, she got naked but only because I had a massage table and was massaging her. 60 would not cover the Upcharge but she loved getting massaged, and she liked her HE with my tongue too, she was very responsive. The table makes a huge difference to me and she agreed. That's why the massage lasted 1. 5 hrs. Her massage skills did improve by the end of the session and the HE was just a HJ unless I wanted to spend more. Total damage was 60.

She has a nice body and face. The pics were accurate 2 yrs ago.
There should be no suspicions,
Nice girl but she is looking pricey these days. At 120hhr she is not for me
I would not repeat based on the multiple phone calls after our appointment.[/QUOTE]This girl is real, don't worry for that weird shadow in that pic LOL.

I also had a great time some time ago, that was FS everything covered but she let me go down on her. For as long as I wanted. I paid hh but I stayed there for almost one hour, she even gave me a glass of Moscato.

She never called me back but who knows! Always use a hobby phone and you guys will be fine.

Thanks Benz1!

[QUOTE=MrJMac;2698505]I saw raquel last week! Was going to post a review but I forgot! Anyways. She is okay, tries to start conversations but they aren't very interesting. Massage was meh mostly just a hard soothing touch, and allows touching, went topless with jerky jerk 40 for half and 60 tip. I told her I only tip 40 for HJ and topless but she said 60 so little guy said whatever because of boobs. She is younger probably mid 20's and its her on the picture. She said she does boob jobs and BJ for more money. But not going to pay more than a 60 tip for a BJ.[/QUOTE]How about one of these Alleged Mongers that are "young, well groomed and / or in shape" find out how much Raquel wants for the "boob job" or BJ and report back to us Old, Flabby and Unkept Mongers?!

Do any AMPs in GR have a table shower in since Rainbow closed?

Hate to drive to Lansing or Battle Creek to get one.

Stilllooking51, but had a typo when I was setting it up.

Thanks in advance for your assistance.

Any info on this lady.

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[QUOTE=StudMan90;2701194]Any info on this lady.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/quick-night-specials/21992061[/URL][/QUOTE]There sure is a whole loltta information on her. !

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2699310]How about one of these Alleged Mongers that are "young, well groomed and / or in shape" find out how much Raquel wants for the "boob job" or BJ and report back to us Old, Flabby and Unkept Mongers?![/QUOTE]I spell "Boob" job a little bit different!

[QUOTE=StudMan90;2701194]Any info on this lady.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/quick-night-specials/21992061[/URL][/QUOTE]I've never seen her, but I'm pretty sure she was never an English teacher.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2701414]I've never seen her, but I'm pretty sure she was never an English teacher.[/QUOTE]Probably not a French teacher either.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;2701256]There sure is a whole loltta information on her. ![/QUOTE]What would I Search to find what I need to know.

Any ino on this girl.

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She goes by Envy and works out of Massage Paradise. She also went by Daisy a couple years ago when she worked out of Royal. I have never enjoyed her company but I have seen her she looks like the pictures.

[QUOTE=StudMan90;2702368]What would I Search to find what I need to know.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=StudMan90;2702368]What would I Search to find what I need to know.[/QUOTE]Learn to use google image. It's actually quite easy.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2698253]You talking Trout Fishing or a MP Lady? Without a Link who's going to know!?[/QUOTE][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/so-fresh-with-soft-amazing-skills/21880147[/URL]

As I mentioned in my other posts I'm kind of new to this. I tried out a couple gals before discovering sites with reviews. I made these visits at the start of the year. I haven't done anything recently because of health issues.

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First lady I visited. I had no clue what to expect, what to say or how to approach anything and was nervous as hell. The massage was decent. My inexperience made things pretty awkward on the flip. She asked if there was anything else that needed attention and I froze. Couldn't bring myself to ask what was available. So that was it. Like I said massage was decent and I'm an idiot.

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Second gal I visited. Still nervous about what to do. Quality massage. On the flip she asked if I tipped and all I had to say was yes and got a HE which was decent. Went topless and roaming was allowed above the waist. Pics are a bit out of date. Def a thicker gal than what they portray but not bad.

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Third gal. Made it clear up front that she wasn't FS. At the time I had no idea what that meant but whatever. Very cute. She may have just been starting out when I saw her because she was out of a hotel and the massage was nothing more than smearing oil over my back. It probably didn't help that the room was ice cold. The flip was very good. Only wore her thong. Lots of dirty talk and encouragement leading to the HE.

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Fourth gal. Very nice, very pretty. Massage was great. Flip was even better. Went topless, roaming was allowed and some dirty talk. HE was great.

All this info is from 8+ months ago and from a guy that could never nut up and ask what was actually on the menu (I should've picked "chicken shit" as my username). I have no clue what I missed out on. Would love to know what might be possible with the last two ladies so any input would be welcomed.

Sorry if this is a double post my browser fucked up when I tried before.

As I mentioned in my other posts I'm kind of new to this. I tried out a couple gals before discovering sites with reviews. I made these visits at the start of the year. I haven't done anything recently because of health issues.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/black-friday-sale-tash/21553370[/URL]

First lady I visited. I had no clue what to expect, what to say or how to approach anything and was nervous as hell. The massage was decent. My inexperience made things pretty awkward on the flip. She asked if there was anything else that needed attention and I froze. Couldn't bring myself to ask what was available. So that was it. Like I said massage was decent and I'm an idiot.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-lexi/21986578[/URL]

Second gal I visited. Still nervous about what to do. Quality massage. On the flip she asked if I tipped and all I had to say was yes and got a HE which was decent. Went topless and roaming was allowed above the waist. Pics are a bit out of date. Def a thicker gal than what they portray but not bad.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nuru-massagessaturday-only-book-appointment-now/19865302[/URL]

Third gal. Made it clear up front that she wasn't FS. At the time I had no idea what that meant but whatever. Very cute. She may have just been starting out when I saw her because she was out of a hotel and the massage was nothing more than smearing oil over my back. It probably didn't help that the room was ice cold. The flip was very good. Only wore her thong. Lots of dirty talk and encouragement leading to the HE.

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Fourth gal. Very nice, very pretty. Massage was great. Flip was even better. Went topless, roaming was allowed and some dirty talk. HE was great.

All this info is from 8+ months ago and from a guy that could never nut up and ask what was actually on the menu (I should've picked "chicken shit" as my username). I have no clue what I missed out on. Would love to know what might be possible with the last two ladies so any input would be welcomed.

[QUOTE=Dddinks;2702852]She goes by Envy and works out of Massage Paradise. She also went by Daisy a couple years ago when she worked out of Royal. I have never enjoyed her company but I have seen her she looks like the pictures.

.[/QUOTE]Bring your wallet and your neighbor's wallet. Envy used to think 40 tip for an hour massage was good enough to get naked and Cuff the Carrot, but she has developed a severe case of GPS lately. Not worth getting shorted on time just to look at all those Tatts.

[QUOTE=TankJohnson;2703589] I have no clue what I missed out on. Would love to know what might be possible with the last two ladies so any input would be welcomed.[/QUOTE]First of all. WELCOME ABOARD! I for one really appreciate your post. It is informative for us all. I know exactly what you experienced the first couple visits. We all learn along the way. And now you know to look here for more info!

Here is a link to an Escort Terms post that explains a lot of things. [URL]http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=447027[/URL] It will come in handy for interpreting some posts here, or from escorts.

THe best advice I can give you is to read the ads, find ones you like, search for info here and if you like what you see and hear, give her a go! When you are done, report back here and start all over again.

[QUOTE=TankJohnson;2703589]Sorry if this is a double post my browser fucked up when I tried before.

As I mentioned in my other posts I'm kind of new to this. I tried out a couple gals before discovering sites with reviews. I made these visits at the start of the year. I haven't done anything recently because of health issues.

[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your health problems but when you get back to it go see Natasha at Panacea or Rhonda / Angel (Flip back a couple pages for info). They are both experienced enough to help you break the ice and you will be very happy.

If you are looking to take it a little further look up Mercedes. She will give you an "ok" massage if that is what you are looking for but a much happier finish to the party if you so desire. BBBJ and FS is definitely on the menu for a set rate so you don't have to worry about the tipping questions.

All 3 are pro's and will take good care of a rookie. Have fun!! =).

So yeah, just go into this world in the last month and so far, pretty much so good.

Here are my reviews for my experiences so far.

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Jennifer is great! Super sweet, very nice and easy going. Not a clock watcher and usually will go over on time. Nice incall and easy to find, Takes off everything, but a thong, gets right up on the table and gives a great rubdown, on the flip. There is no messing around. Wandering is allowed and she is very enthusiastic to get you to your happy place. 40/40 for the half hour. YMMV, but once she get's to know you, she is well worth it.

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Tash on the other hand was a total waste of time. She advertises on backpage and infers that you won't be disappointed, but it was not worth the effort. First visit she told me she only did legit massage and that was what I got. A legit massage. So I went for a second round the other day to see of she just needed to warm up to me. Once again, no dice. Today I texted her about another appt. , and made it clear that I would like extended srvc, but then she got pissy and told me that we had already had this conversation, which we didn't and that she only did legit massage. I told her I just wanted to be fair before I did a review, and she said do what you want, it will be easier for me without perverts like you. So if you want to be considered a pervert for seeing a backpage advertiser that makes it seem as if there is something more on the menu, Tash is for you. I am sure she offers something, but I am done with the games and enigma code breaking that it takes to unlock that HE.

So that is what I got so far. I will keep you posted on what comes next.

[QUOTE=HeadShot;2704558]
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Tash on the other hand was a total waste of time. She advertises on backpage and infers that you won't be disappointed, but it was not worth the effort. First visit she told me she only did legit massage and that was what I got. A legit massage. So I went for a second round the other day to see of she just needed to warm up to me. Once again, no dice. Today I texted her about another appt. , and made it clear that I would like extended srvc, but then she got pissy and told me that we had already had this conversation, which we didn't and that she only did legit massage. I told her I just wanted to be fair before I did a review, and she said do what you want, it will be easier for me without perverts like you. So if you want to be considered a pervert for seeing a backpage advertiser that makes it seem as if there is something more on the menu, Tash is for you. I am sure she offers something, but I am done with the games and enigma code breaking that it takes to unlock that HE.

So that is what I got so far. I will keep you posted on what comes next.[/QUOTE]I saw Tash awhile back when she was at East West, probably a year or more back. She was a little more fun then, but not much. Had some baby damage, and a belly, but otherwise a generally thin body. Her pics were always from way up high, looking up at the camera, a clear tip off that she's trying to hide the weight. She posted a few times more, but turned out she got preggo again so gave up on that.

Her massage was OK as I remember. The flip and finish were a bit mechanical and awkward. So maybe it's better that she doesn't offer that now.

But I call bullshit on a girl posting an ad in the adult services section of Backpage and then claiming she only offers "legit" massage. That is creepy manipulative behavior IMHO. And it is sickening that she'd try to make you out as the pervert, when she's obviously the demented one.

[QUOTE=HeadShot;2704558]So yeah, just go into this world in the last month and so far, pretty much so good.

Here are my reviews for my experiences so far.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-satisfaction-guaranteed-real-massage/17447272[/URL]

Jennifer is great! Super sweet, very nice and easy going. Not a clock watcher and usually will go over on time. Nice incall and easy to find, Takes off everything, but a thong, gets right up on the table and gives a great rubdown, on the flip. There is no messing around. Wandering is allowed and she is very enthusiastic to get you to your happy place. 40/40 for the half hour. YMMV, but once she get's to know you, she is well worth it.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/black-friday-sale-tash/21553370[/URL]

Tash on the other hand was a total waste of time. She advertises on backpage and infers that you won't be disappointed, but it was not worth the effort. First visit she told me she only did legit massage and that was what I got........

[/QUOTE]Thanks for the quality reviews Headshot.

Log time lurker, been in the hobby for years, first time poster. Hope to be of some help.

East west is now on 28th street. Do yourself a favor and don't go there. Girls want triple digit to get comfy and offer next to nothing. They dumped all their good ones.

Royal on 44th is now run by Lexi, and she's there almost all the time. She's very good and reasonable about cost. She has a good lineup too.

Pacific on 44th is as good as ever. My favorite place around. Very clean and the girls are great. Won't go into detail, as the owner keeps an eye on these reviews. So careful what you brag / lie about! You could get them fired.

Paradise on 28th is unimpressive, but they do have a few good ones. Amanda is nice, but she likes to ask for money. Jennifer is the same. Mostly old women with bad English.

Bella has gone downhill. I don't even bother anymore.

28th pacific is on par with 44th location.

Panacea is hit or miss. Natasha is great, Kiki works hard, the rest are decent.

I've been around, so feel free to pm me for specifics.

I saw Lexi last time at Bella and liked it so much I thought I'd give it another go. Some reason though I read a lot of negative reviews about the girls there but so far so good for me. I saw Sophie was working and I thought she looked hot so I made an appointment with her. I got there a little late and she had another appointment in about 15 min so she offered to let another girl to take care of me. This tight little AA girl I think named Kia sold herself with a friendly smile so I didn't hesitate to take the offer. I'm glad I did cause she was cool and did a good job. She was easy to chat with and gave a medium pressure massage. The flip was great which included no mention of a tip and was also topless which I didn't even have to ask for. Her body was so tight and her tits were simply amazing. She said she was 31 with no kids. I say she's a massage parlor dream!! The place was clean and I got my full time. I paid $40 and tipped $40. Maybe next time I'll get to try Sophie out but Lexi or Kia will definitely work for me if I can't. Good luck out there!!

Doesn't appear that there are any reviews for her. Was curious if anyone had seen her before.

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[QUOTE=DLC80;2709128]Doesn't appear that there are any reviews for her. Was curious if anyone had seen her before.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-sensual-body-rub/22125047[/URL][/QUOTE]Cash and dash, don't do it.