Goldfinger Massage on Westwood
Despite some positive reviews I've read, TOFTT on this one. You'll see their ad on BP at 19 xx Westwood.
There's a side entrance, so I was a little optimistic entering. Unfortunately the lady I got was 40+yo.
30 min /40. Firm, just an ok massage. On the flip, she massaged my legs, then says "All done. Want some cold water?" Asked her "That's it, no extras?" She says "I don't understand" and just smiles.
On my way out she had the nerve to ask for a tip for a 20 min mediocre massage so I just gave her a 5 and left.
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This is a first. Sex doll for rent
I thought I've seen everything but this is a first. Somebody is renting a sex doll! Ha Ha. All new type of pimp.
I suspect no one is breaking any laws. Even has a delivery and pick up service. Not sure the uber guy would know what to do with this, LOL. Wonder if there is an upsell for cleanup.
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Laugh at my folly. First timer
I've lurked here for a while but never tried, any advice would be appreciated once you're all done laughing at me.
Went to the bluestar by hoover They close at 1030 and I went at about 940 so I figured I couldn't get an hour. Paid 30 for half hour. Lady told me to go into a room and strip. She wasn't that old looking either. Maybe 35, slim in a sweater and sweatpants but I could tell she had a decent body. Saw another lady at the desk and she wasn't unattractive either. Keep in mind I've never set foot in a massage parlor until today. Got butt naked, put my clothes in the corner and laid face down with the towel just covering my ass. She knocked then came in still in sweats. For some reason I was under the delusion she would be in a robe or lingerie.
She draped the towel over me completely and started the massage. Just a reminder I've never actually had a massage before so I don't know what a real one or even a good one feels like but she was just pressing down on my legs a little at a time and my back etc. I didn't feel all that relaxed to be completely honest and I wouldn't call it enjoyable. Also I don't know if this is worth mentioning or not but I laid with my arms up, past my head. Not sure if this is what you're supposed to do or not. I realized if the goal was to roam and touch her I couldn't in this position because she was working on me from the other way.
She told me to flip and my member was in full view and quite flaccid. Am I supposed to be fully errect at this stage? I'm a visual and tactile kind of guy so I didn't have much to go on. Was that where I screwed up? She draped the towel on me again and this time my arms were at my side.
She massaged me from above at some point working on my shoulders and chest and her chest was inches above my head. I may have nudged her tit with my forehead a little. If you haven't picked up on it yet I'm really bad at this. Then when she was squeezing my legs and putting random pressure on my hips near my groin I moved my hand and touched the side of her legs. At this point I had serious doubts this was a place offering extras and I didn't fully commit because I was half scared some bouncer would throw me out of the place and I'd have to walk home nude. I wish I were kidding.
She left the room at one point and came back. No big deal. I'm reading into everything way too hard now.
I tried to get a tent up but couldn't do it on my own (that's why I came here right, or so I thought). When she came back she spread my legs and got on the table too and started massaging the inside of my legs. This was the only enjoyable and semi erotic part and I was starting to draw wood and then she starts lightly punching (tapping) the insides of my legs. I wasn't ready for that and clenched a little thinking she might hit my pebbles during her boxing match with my legs. Lost any semblance of a stiffie and then a few seconds later she says all done.
I change, tip her the $10 change she gave me from breaking my 40 and thank everybody in sight then left a little bewildered, a lot embarrassed and very determined to try again.
Side note: I think they were speaking Chinese.
So has anyone else been here? Is this place legit or am I just an idiot, or probably both?
Miscommunication is overrated
[QUOTE=RRickRude;3570444]Disregard my previous reply, didn't realize you were referring to your report, which I didn't get to read but should definitely have.
I appreciate your help, I'll keep that in mind next time.
Rookie mistake, sorry.[/QUOTE]The reference to rules of engagement was from Top Gun. I gave you a little shit only to train the lad (see A Few Good Men).
As I said, it breaks my heart to see someone get shut out at an MP, it defeats the very purpose for all the baby oil and other cheap lubricants you saw in the rooom. As for the troll you got, that is also a problem. Goldfinger has been getting mediocre girls, but no lawn gnomes.
Props to you for walking in the rear side entrance. And yes, I realize that I used blowing smoke up your ass the wrong way. I am just in a bad mood all the time now.
Westwood cheesesteaks = nogo
Hopefully this passes moderation babysitting fast enough to keep you guys from getting ripped off from this place.
The spot on Westwood, next to the cheesesteak place is a ripoff.
Unattractive chubby Chinese. Yet another "Cherry" or "sherry".
Bad English. Asked for hour, was told "half hour only now". Ok bad sign and should have walked out right there.
Massage is lame, not the worst ever but not by much.
On the flip it's straight to work with the oil after haggling for a. 6 tip for what seems like forever. Got her down to. 5, then every OTC touch brought a ". 6" quote.
Unbelievable haggling skills and lackluster HE. Just kindof flopped Jr. Around, obviously pissed that I wouldn't giver her. 6 for what can be gotten for. 4 a block down the street. Maybe if she had the looks, enthusiasm, and skills of one of the k-girls that might have been worth it. But she just seemed pissed she had to be there.
Just about the time I was managing to force an epic finish by imagining Becky or Wawa taking it in, I got the "time almost up" whisper.
Barely finished and she left the room, came back with a hot towel and did a cleanup. I felt lucky to get that.
And then, Fuck. Didn't have change. Handed her. 6 and it went straight into her pants and a sickeningly-sweet "thank yooouuuuu" came out of her.
This place is going on my blacklist.
Better service by better looking talent with a better attitude is available nearby for barely more out of pocket.
Hard pass on this money grab ripoff place. Avoid.
Betty and diana back at ht
Betty and diana back at Ht?
Are they still upselling here?
Last time I went the ladies were asking for. 120 or an extra 20. They pushed really hard for this tip.
Betty and diana back at ht
They still upselling here? Last time I went the ladies were asking for. 120 or an extra 20. They pushed really hard for this extra tip here. So both betty and diana are back at this spot.