No name massage age 27 south StL
Ok, This one is nice as can be, but asking a little much for massage with HE. I intended to walk away, but she seemed so excited I didn't have the heart. Will offer more; much more. Again, the price is a little steep for what's out there. Average C up top, unshaved below and mushy all over. Not quite the figure I was looking for that day. Not going to post the ad or pic, but the number was 3l4-332-67XX. For you who surf BP you will know who this is. Bright side- She will negotiate. Still won't be going back.
A NON-Report on Chrissy's
Like most of you massage-focused gents, I'm always on the lookout for a new place, new gal, new approach, new experience. So on Thursday I saw the following on Craigs' under Small Biz Ads.
<I Hi my name is Chrissy,
I run a small business in which I have a beautiful group of ladies that give the perfect massage in nothing but lingerie. We have very reasonable prices & you won't leave disappointed. We are a 24 hour business so you can call and make an appointment at any time. We look forward to speaking with you. If this sounds like something your interested in call me, my name is Chrissy. You can contact me via email or by phone at (256) 978-XXXX. </I
Got my attention, and I bet some of you guys took note of it, too.
Called the number on Friday, yesterday. No answer. Left my number. Just got a call back. Nice sounding gal, most likely black (not an issue with me, BTW) , who described the service and apologized for not answering my call yesterday. I asked for the particulars. Here are the cliff notes.
* Done in a local Godfrey Notel room, which they rent for a week at a time, and move to another, or so she said.
* Variety of girls.
* Girls dress in lingerie.
* You pay $.50 to $$, depending on either time or desires or how generous you feel at that time. (I would have explored that further, but my B. S. Meter was already pegged and I couldn't find the squelch nob quickly enough.)
* You have the opportunity to pay an additional amount if you want to also touch the girl.
* Most of her customers are very generous men who are happy to tip the gorgeous women for more than the standard massage, so they bring plenty of extra cash.
"Wow," I told her. Of course, she thought I meant "I am so wowed by your unbelievable offering of a tempting, affordable service for which I'll be showering right away and heading right down the road 40 miles to Godfrey to see you and spend hundreds of my dollars to get what you have to offer!" When, of course, like you experienced fellows, I was going a different direction with my Wow. As in "Wow, there are so many NO WAY elements here that there's NO WAY I'm interested. Bye bye, Chrissy." So, I said."Thanks. Got to run. Good luck."
As an experienced purchaser of these services since circa 1976 (Jefferson County MO rocked back then, truly. Even St. Louis County had great places on N. Lindbergh, Lemay Ferry, Page at Lackland, etc.) , I find that there is NO reason to TOFTT on this new massage offering. You won't get what you pay for.
Consider this a public service announcement. As Charles Barkley famously said,"I could be wrong, but I doubt it."
LTB
Looking for help with Vegas.
I have not posted in quite some time and I fully realize this is not probably the best place to do this, but I am heading to Vegas next month for a conference and am looking for a place or places to relax while there. I know there are many of you who have partaken of the wonderful fruits that Vegas has to offer and I could use your wisdom and knowledge to get the most bang for my buck! Please PM me if you have some good advice on who to see or where to go for our particular brand of relaxation. Thanks in advance and stay safe out there!
Dayplay
Looking in Rolla or off 44
Anyone know of any providers near 44 between st. Clair and Rolla. Massage or otherwise?