Massage Parlor Reports

BJ's funny, I looked at all his postings and he's done 2 reviews about AMP visits period. The rest have been criticizing other mongers or ranting about something or another.

So Cash does one dumb thing and we should all turn on him? We've all left AMPs frustrated I'm sure that's why the reports we get from our fellow mongers are extremely valuable. Go ahead and call someone on a bonehead move, but get over it. The better the intel here, the less likely we'll find ourselves wasting money in a place like Cash did.

[QUOTE=Broadjumper]Oooo Cash is gettin' personal....and I'm SO hurt. LOL! Please, you actually think you can piss me off with such juvenile remarks? Useful? I love just how useful your posts your post are that tell us about you ass raping a broad for puttin' too much lube on your tiny willy...Your father teach you that move Cash?

But since you brought it up, the day I need an assist from a cholo like you to get laid in any AMP, is the day I'll give up this hobby...Oh, And as far as my mom is concerned, if you did, I'm sure she wasn't the first women you've raped...or the last.

Really Paco, you're just plain pathetic...but you were right about one thing, any post about you is "Useless crap about nothing."[/QUOTE]

Anyone know what happened to CiCi or Mari that used to be at the Hoover AMP?
Place has been dark for a while and the phone has been turned off.
I knew all that construction was going to be no good.
Any assistance will be very much appreciated.

Needed a good rub and *** and my yellow fever was on over drive, so I headed on over to Hoover, only to find it closed up tight and the number turned off. I continued east on Garden Grove to fern, but they were both busy. Kept going east to Brookhurst, they said they have been slow, even gave me .10 off the door fee for a returning customer. S***** was there, Not asian, but I had fun with here last time. This girl does her kegels! I hardly had to move, she just kept working those muscles.

Anyone know of a place near GG that offers K girls on par with what Hoover used to offer?

[blue]Greetings everyone,

I have received a number of complaints about Broadjumper's recent posts, generally requesting that I take a range of actions from deleting his posts to banning him from the forum.

However, there was recent situation on another forum wherein I was blamed for causing a forum member quit the forum after I dared to ask him to post his diatribes in a separate thread, after which I had to defend my decision for the next 4 pages of posts. A small number of members threatened to quit in protest, others suggested instead that I should just have advised other members to use the "Ignore" function if they don't like what a specific member posts, and other members with actual balls chimed in to support my decision.

Anyway, due to these events, I'm just not all that enthusiastic about cracking down on what some members might consider just another "colorful" contributor, so I'm just going to pass the buck here by using a survey to ascertain the opinions of the membership.

The question is simple: What, if anything, should I do about Broadjumper and/or his reports?

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=6598[/url]

Of course, there's no way I can win in this situation because somebody, either Broadjumper or his detractors, will be unhappy with the outcome, so all I'm really expecting to get is some sense of where the membership's compass is on these sort of situations.

As always, I look forward to receiving your input.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

From Jackson:

The question is simple: What, if anything, should I do about Broadjumper and/or his reports?

I vote for using the ignore button on the guy.

I have gathered countless intel from Cash Value's reports. The dude knows his way around and his free spending ways and subsequent reports of his exploits have been valuable to myself and I'm sure others as well.

I'd give Cash the benefit of the doubt in this situation, chalking it up to his sense of humor.

Enough with the name calling and such and tell us where the good amps are ok? Peace.

Jimmy

[QUOTE=Jon Jones]Unless it’s a great massage, I rarely return to a place that doesn’t offer at least a happy ending.

blab blab blab blab blab blab...

I’m sure that some other guys can offer more suggestions.[/QUOTE]You virgins should study this post and you will be on your way to good times.

BTW I think you should all send him 10 bucks.

Thanks CV. You guys can just send ten dollars in my name to Joe's Bail Bonds. :)

[QUOTE=Cash Value]You virgins should study this post and you will be on your way to good times.

BTW I think you should all send him 10 bucks.[/QUOTE]

I realize these are late, but was having some difficulty with getting on the site. I visited AC a couple of times. Once right before all the drama and once right after. First time was met by the msn and shown a room. Asked to see all the girls avail. Nice selection and went with one whose name now escapes me. She was yng and cute but pretty prof. not in bad way but it's that little extra that can make the difference sometimes. she had a grt bdy and all natural. service was very good. I have always wanted to experience vt. and this was a wonderful beginning.

Went the next week and very nervous there and rightly so as all of the things had just come down. This time was with **y. She was not dressed as provocatively as before and for some us on some occasions that can be a bigger turn on. This turned out to be the case this time. I wanted a tb as it was quite good the first time and so we had to move rooms. lots of rushing around.

Once we got started and she mentioned the incidents. We moved quickly and then she was willing to give me a massage for the time remaining but clearly the mood was not great, so we ended early. Would love to go again as I found the service having the great potential of being excellent. It was very good on my initial visits.

[QUOTE=Large Ess]I realize these are late, but was having some difficulty with getting on the site. I visited AC a couple of times. Once right before all the drama and once right after. First time was met by the msn and shown a room. Asked to see all the girls avail. Nice selection and went with one whose name now escapes me. She was yng and cute but pretty prof. not in bad way but it's that little extra that can make the difference sometimes. she had a grt bdy and all natural. service was very good. I have always wanted to experience vt. and this was a wonderful beginning.

Went the next week and very nervous there and rightly so as all of the things had just come down. This time was with **y. She was not dressed as provocatively as before and for some us on some occasions that can be a bigger turn on. This turned out to be the case this time. I wanted a tb as it was quite good the first time and so we had to move rooms. lots of rushing around.

Once we got started and she mentioned the incidents. We moved quickly and then she was willing to give me a massage for the time remaining but clearly the mood was not great, so we ended early. Would love to go again as I found the service having the great potential of being excellent. It was very good on my initial visits.[/QUOTE]It seem like you were at #6.

[QUOTE=Large Ess] I wanted a tb as it was quite good the first time and so we had to move rooms. lots of rushing around.[/QUOTE]Hey Lrg.,

What is a 'tb is this context?

I'm glad I read your post - I was going to try that place tomorrow.

Thanks man,

Dylan

Friday afternoon I made my third trip to this place after not returning for at least three months. .60 for the hr. Got Jenny, 5', 100 lbs. Was on my front with the towel covering my white ass and she comes in and immediately removes the towel. Starts with gentle touches around my ass and lower back. She asks jokingly, "Are you an undercover officer?" We both laugh and I tell her I ALWAYS get that. She gave a pretty rub down, concentrating initially on my upper back, shoulders, and neck. She asked me a whole bunch of questions, some personal, which led me to believe she didn't remember me from last time. Turn over and she does a light touch massage around the boys and Jr. Eventually, she gets to stroking me and after about 10 minutes of her gently playing with it I bust a huge load. Some of it squirts on her top! .40 was the tip. She's not really all that to look at, but she's nice and gives a massage with decent pressure. I actually tried to get more than a HJ; however, she reiterated, "Massage only," and giggled. Maybe there is more than a HJ? Who knows. Anyone get at least head?

I just went to the place in the industrial complex on Von Karman, to the right of the go-kart track.

Saw Coco. very smooth skin, pretty girl. $.5 total.

Dylan

[QUOTE=Dylan]Hey Lrg.,

What is a 'tb is this context?

I'm glad I read your post - I was going to try that place tomorrow.

Thanks man,

Dylan[/QUOTE]I had the same question!

[QUOTE=Dylan]I just went to the place in the industrial complex on Von Karman, to the right of the go-kart track.

Saw Coco. very smooth skin, pretty girl. $.5 total.

Dylan[/QUOTE]I went to a place by the Go-Karts earlier this month and got a 30-ish Korean girl in a hot dress. She had a great body but so-so attitude. When I asked how much for a tug, she just smiled and shrugged and said whatever. Then afterwards she said "80 honey". I'm like. Gee.

The only good thing I can say about her is that, of the short massage I received, she can really apply pressure with her fingers. This is someone who was trained and knows how to give massages, not the typical Viet "light touch" fake massage.

[QUOTE=Dylan]I just went to the place in the industrial complex on Von Karman, to the right of the go-kart track.

Saw Coco. very smooth skin, pretty girl. $.5 total.

Dylan[/QUOTE]I have been unable to figure out the "Go-Kart" place you mongers have been posting about.

Thanks for the insight!

City please?

[QUOTE=Monkey1234]City please?[/QUOTE]Stanton, in a two story office building.

Irvine.

There are two in the same complex.

[QUOTE=Monkey1234]City please?[/QUOTE]Its probably the one on Stanton. Google it.

Not that hard to find.

So where is the Ignore button anyway.

Recommending AC #6 here is like preaching to the choir. Hell, after getting advice from a shogun on this site, I read a few older posts and decided to make the trip.

I was not disappointed.

There was this broken down looking looking motorhome in the back which creeped me out, I thought it might be LE. Decided to try it anyway. Walked in and met C***y in a short black dress exposing a lot of cleavage. She greeted me and led me back to the room. There was really no small talk. She asked if I'd been there before (and due to the senior mongerers teachings) and I said yes. She had asked who I had seen before and, once again due to posts from the forum, I stated Ivy. She then asked if I wanted FS and I said yes. She quoted $.40 and I agreed. I kept thinking this was way too easy. She left the room and I expected an old bat to come back in and kill the experience

Pleasant surprised, C***y came back in an disrobed. Fantastic set of bolt-ons and a tight body. She was tall for an asian chick (5'7) which I like, but being 6'6 myself she still seemd tiny. She had a pretty face (an 8) and gorgeous black hair that went to the middle of her back. When she disrobed I saw those spectacular enhancements (D's I'd guess) without a trace of surgical scars. She had a clean little landing strip leading to the promise land.

The service was mechanical though and she was pretty quiet throughout. Didn't seem to like having her top touched. And me as a boob man was disappointed in this. Also, due to the table being low, I couldn't get into a good position. Overall, she was great in the looks department and a little weak in the service department. I will definitely try the place again!

Once again, ty to the guys who blazed a trail and shared!

From where I've always gone too and what I've seen, the number of the suite doesn't have three of the same number, hopefully that helps, and also it's in the very back right corner of the complex.

[QUOTE=TurnedOn]So where is the Ignore button anyway.[/QUOTE]

Click the link above that says "User CP" on the left of the screen at the bottom is a link to "Buddy/Ignore Lists".

AF

Damn. I've been on a mongering mission since last Friday. I read about a place on Katella that had a little run-in with the law in August. I went to check it out and it was a good experience.

Pay for half an hour, enter a red lit room, undress, lie down, and cover my behind with the towel. In comes Tammy, 20-something Vietnamese, cute and speaks English very well. Kind of covered up so I couldn't get a good look at her assets. She massages me for a few minutes. Someone comes to the door and out she goes and in comes Ann who continues the massage. I am asked if I want Tammy back. I said whatever, just do it. Now it gets good.

She moves the towel upward, exposing my ass. She puts some of that massage oil or lotion and rubs me from my lower leg to my upper thigh, just barely touching my balls with her fingertips. She does this several times while working on both legs. Next, she starts massaging my butt cheeks and then caresses my sack and brushes her hand from my balls to my ass crack. She gets up on the table, pulls up her tight ribbed tank top and rubs her tits all over my back. It doesn't get any more subtle than that!

She asks me to flip over and the soldier is standing at full attention. She makes the little sign, you know, forefinger going in and out of a hole she makes with her other hand. I was so aroused that I couldn't possibly decline!

She puts on the hat with her mouth, a little BJ and then she mounts me Asian CG. Her pussy was so wet that her juices were flowing on my nutsack. She gets tired and asks me to do missionary. I start out in a slow rhythm, progess to a hard, fast and deep pounding, eventually busting a huge load. She cleans me up with a hot towel and massages me until time runs out. She's got a nice rack--seems enhanced--can't tell for sure. My only gripe is that she isn't as young looking as Tammy. On my return trip I hope Tammy provides similar service.

My next objective is to visit the ever so popular Clinic. I've read that their sessions are at a slightly lower cost compared to this joint. Any recommendations anyone? PM is fine.

Had my regular massage at 440 this morning. As I was pulling out of the parking lot I notice a truly beautiful asian stepping out of her lexus suv and walking toward 440. Huge breats! What's even more noticeable is a rather large colorful tatoo on one of her shoulder/upper-arm. Anyone knows her or which suite she works at?

[QUOTE=Paytoplay88]There was this broken down looking looking motorhome in the back which creeped me out,[/QUOTE]

I was at the same place yesterday and zeroed in on the motorhome myself. Maybe that's what us veterans do. Keep our eyes open and notice stuff like that. That little mall is high profile imho and I seldom go there.

Light skinned Latina named Crystal who used to work at La Paz now works at a place on Knott in GG (Thanks for the recco Cash! ). Look for the ad in the El Clasificado under masaje and the last 4 digits of the phone number are four goose-eggs, or just PM me.

She didn't recognize me, and at first I didn't recognize her either, but once she stripped and I saw that big tat sprawled across the front of her waistline, my amnesia left the building. Not a 9 or 10 like some of the Latina talent of the defunct Stinglewood LAMP, but a very doable 7 with nice man-mades and a hard curvy buttocks. She has a great arch in the small of her back, too!

Very pleasant and sweet attitude (smiles a lot which is nice), but she did ask for a tip upfront (meh, but I understand in this day and age). I said how about.80, and she gave me a pouty face and whispered, "baby, if you gimme one hundred, I suck you no rubber! " Sold! Skipped massage, fondled each other and rubbed our naked bods against one another with some LFK thrown into the mix. Laid down on the table, then down she went for a nice sloppy BBBJ. Trojan was attached and she climbed on for some CG, followed by K9 (nice view! ), then over for some Mish. She looked me in the eye, smiled, then softly said, "next time, you bring one hundred more and fuck me in the ass! " I just smiled and shook my head, but I'm not much of an anal guy so that's a waste of dinero for me, but for you greek guys, here ya' go. Don't worry, she'll negotiate. Okay, back to the session. She oiled my cock up and released my weekend build-up with a vigorous HJ. If you're into the dirty talk and lot's of "si papi's! " then she might be up your alley. 40 for the house and 100 for the provider. Heard there is some really smokin' talent here, so I'll have to take another trip in the near future.

The motorhome is no big deal. Been there long time and is just stored there. Sometimes the owner stays in it but he's a friend of someone there.

Romper

[QUOTE=Master Baiter5]Damn. I've been on a mongering mission since last Friday. I read about a place on Katella that had a little run-in with the law in August. I went to check it out and it was a good experience.

Pay for half an hour, enter a red lit room, undress, lie down, and cover my behind with the towel. In comes Tammy, 20-something Vietnamese, cute and speaks English very well. Kind of covered up so I couldn't get a good look at her assets. She massages me for a few minutes. Someone comes to the door and out she goes and in comes Ann who continues the massage. I am asked if I want Tammy back. I said whatever, just do it. Now it gets good.[/QUOTE]What was the damage?

[QUOTE=Allover]I was at the same place yesterday and zeroed in on the motorhome myself. Maybe that's what us veterans do. Keep our eyes open and notice stuff like that. That little mall is high profile imho and I seldom go there.[/QUOTE]On the contrary, C & C, down the street, is located in a very busy shopping center. There's a supermarket, laundromat, pizza joint, and another parlor located in the same strip mall! Now that's high profile.

All that aside, yeah, I do agree that the motorhome is a little suspicious. I notice EVERYTHING, although I'm not anywhere near a veteran. I try not to frequent the AMPs in OC ever since the Human Traficking Task Force did their thing not too long ago. I'd hate to get caught with my pants down!

The City of LF vs LFBC has been going on for the past month. I would expect some resolution soon. I have been going there more frequently lately and getting my licks in before the crap hits the fan, if any. I would hate to see this place fold. Even if LFBC wins, I am not certain that the city fathers would not continue harrassing the lovely ladies. Watch the OC rag for the outcome.

BTW, the camper has been at AC for as long as I can remember as RR sez.

[QUOTE=Liege 68]Had my regular massage at 440 this morning. As I was pulling out of the parking lot I notice a truly beautiful asian stepping out of her lexus suv and walking toward 440. Huge breats! What's even more noticeable is a rather large colorful tatoo on one of her shoulder/upper-arm. Anyone knows her or which suite she works at?[/QUOTE]I been to 440, 3 different AMP, but didn't get ANY.

Should they win, they still have another jury trial case against them, scheduled for 2/1/2010.
There sure must be a ton of cash in this business, I just don't see how they can continue with two cases against them. The city case alone should bleed them to death.

[QUOTE=Giocchino]The City of LF vs LFBC has been going on for the past month. I would expect some resolution soon. I have been going there more frequently lately and getting my licks in before the crap hits the fan, if any. I would hate to see this place fold. Even if LFBC wins, I am not certain that the city fathers would not continue harrassing the lovely ladies. Watch the OC rag for the outcome.

BTW, the camper has been at AC for as long as I can remember as RR sez.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

Just want to say THANKS for all these great info! Wow, there are a lot to read. Well yes, I'm new to this site- didn't know there are so many information here, WOW! Took me a few hrs reading from page 40 down- can't believe there are that many pages. Well anyways, this is my first post- just want to say tx all!

Mx

Can anyone give me any info on the Parlor off Harbor and fair?

Pm if you know anything about it.

Neither place is a secret as both has 1/8 ads in El Clasificado. First place: Located on Lincoln in Cypress. Place was a multifunctional joint offering both foot massage and regular massage. Weird set-up and overwhelming when you enter. All the girls sitting in plain site, and was tempted to bail, but the cute Chinese girl named Tiffany peeked my curiosity. Coupon got me a 30 min massage for .35. Funny thing, the massage table is set-up under a tent right in the middle of the room.

Place smelled musty like a combo of 3-day old asian food, 10 different massage oils and cat piss. Again, made a move for the door, but Mms. says, "no stay, Tiffany take good care of you." Aahhh, fuck it... got naked and laid face-up to give the proper impression. Immediately asked to turn back over - dammit! Towel placed over entire body - Dammit! Towel was eventually moved around, but always draped the ass. Flipped again, hands got close, hard-on knocked off towel, but once the foot wiggles were done, all I heard was, "okay, time over." Talk about blue-balls! 35/10. Won't repeat, and you guys can scratch this place off your list. Place #2 to follow...

B-hurst & Broad in Anaheim. Coupon in EC for .30/30. Back room will make you think you're in TJ. Got Brisa pronounced Breeze-uh, I guess. Nice enough girl, thick, a little too thick, but cute enough face and nice fake jugs. Couple of quick LE questions, but just decided to palm her tates for proof. Both naked within seconds. No massage, Dodger blue non-lubed jimmy was immediately donned (wasn't even hard yet), then the suction began. It grew in her mouth as I rubbed her ass. Quickly hopped on RCG, then CG, onto DS, over to Mish, then back to DS. Got a nice rhythm and enjoyed looking in that big ass mirror. She did the reach-back and played with her pebble, while tickling my sack. Yeah, I nutted shortly thereafter while listening to her moans.

Saw a better looking provider in the hallway upon exit, and Mms says they rotate new girls all the time. Tipped my girl .80 which she was cool with, but did get the obligatory, "one hundred next time" speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah... Place has potential and is priced for value. Back to my regular spot tomorrow.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]First place: Located on Lincoln in Cypress..... Chinese girl named Tiffany peeked my curiosity......... got naked and laid face-up to give the proper impression. Immediately asked to turn back over - dammit! Towel placed over entire body - Dammit! ... done, all I heard was, "okay, time over." Talk about blue-balls! 35/10. Won't repeat, and you guys can scratch this place off your list....[/QUOTE]

Has anyone else noticed that many of the store front Chinese AMPs are legit? They actually think they can survive this economy with a $10 foot massage? Laughable.

Thanks BM for saving me the $oor fee.

Newbies: If you're looking for extras, DO NOT go to the store front AMP, go to the condo AMPs in Montebello, La Puente, San Gabriel, Monterey Park, Diamond Bar, you get the idea.

Stopped here on my way to sandiego. Got Cindy, always sweet and looks good. Im not going to talk about her massage...so in the hallway I saw this hot thin little thing, long reddish hair to middle of back. Couldnt quite get her name. Think they said jenny? Not sure, anyone have info on this girl? I think best looking girl there.

[QUOTE=Quality Junk]Has anyone else noticed that many of the store front Chinese AMPs are legit? They actually think they can survive this economy with a $10 foot massage? Laughable.

Thanks BM for saving me the $oor fee.

Newbies: If you're looking for extras, DO NOT go to the store front AMP, go to the condo AMPs in Montebello, La Puente, San Gabriel, Monterey Park, Diamond Bar, you get the idea.[/QUOTE]

I agree with your message to newbies, however I disagree about the Chinese AMP's being viable. These places have 10-20 gals working there.

For the massage girls, most are working illegally without benefits and there
10-14 hours per day. Assuming they do 8 massages per day, work 6 days a week and keep a $5-$10 tip,

(8 massages/day)*($5/massage + $5 tip/massage)*(6 days/week)=$480/week and more if they do the $25-$35/hour body massages.

This is better than working in a Chinese restaurant for sub-minimum wage.

For the Business which is probably open 12 hours per day and 7 days a week,
this is roughly $40/gal per day. You get 10 masseuses working at a given time (many times up 15-20) and $2,800 per week or more.

The business model can work... not as rich as some full service AMP's but ok.
But full service amps will run only 2-4 gals, run the risk of closure, etc.

I know of at least some rub-and-tug places that have converted to legit because they end up making more money in a day.