Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;1840486]I enjoy hearing from him I also have fell victim to pd awesomeness which is why I gladly receive his calls and treat him like a king sure not everyones a looker but you have never treated me like an escort or somebody your hittin and quittin which always makes me feel so special and it touches my heart I lovvveee your hands so much sometimes I try and mimick the hangten on myself but I'm not nearly as skilled as you you def should have a get together with the fellas and teach them this wed have alot more happy ladies if every guy was able to do this I actually taught a few myself and we have so much better dates because of this so thank you pd you truly gifted man[/QUOTE]Thank you, dear. That was very kind of you to say. Perhaps we should go surfing soon?

For some of us, it's a lifeline-a link to a memory where we were able-bodied. We may have been sexually inept, but at least we were sexually functional.

Breaking your neck provides an education on your own humanity. Post injury means that your junk may not work at all, or if it does, you need 121 gigiwatts.

Just to get a hint of life where before, the wind need only blow. Because the sun, moon and stars have to align just so, I inquire way more than I pull the trigger.

This can be off-putting to agencies / providers. I guess I just wanted to thank those patient providers who understand even just a hint of what I might be going through.

If not for this site, it would be very easy to feel "less than a man," to fall into despair, to have little to no self-worth at all. The hugs and kisses are not to be undervalued,

For they can make a man in doubt feel very capable indeed.

Cheers.

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You work too hard A2. If you screen for fake reviews people will get lazy. The last thing you need is a guy blaming you for letting a fake review slip into the mix.

If you are a new monger and you are trying to do your due diligence this is what you need to know:

1) Is the report you are reading made by someone with less than 25 posts? Yellow flag.

2) Does the good report you are reading conflict with other bad reports? Red flag.

3) Are there several good reports made by the same user on the same girl? I'll give white knighting a yellow flag some might say red.

4) Did you do a Goolge image search or Tinyeye image search of the pictures? If they are pictures of a profession model or porn star, red flag. If they are from ad's in different cities on different dates that gives you the opportunity to search for reviews from those cities. Did she rip everyone off and get run out of town or does she just like to travel?

There is a little unsolicited advice from me to the newbs. There is more to it than just that but it at least helps YOU pick out the fake reviews. A2 has better things (girls) to do then babysit everyone here.

Still getting caught up. This was posted for the "Goat Boy" reference but to me the best part is the beginning. The first 1:12 of this video is exactly what a conversation with A2 is like. For me it's like watching a professional comedian do an impression of a buddy. Priceless.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQIoc2FCvc[/url]

Coffee it took me a day or two of thinking to know what to say here. While I'm super sorry for what happened to you, thank you so very much for sharing because it made me grateful for a lot of things in my life I had been taking for granted.

Thanks,

A2.

[QUOTE=CoffeeFtw; 1841095]For some of us, it's a lifeline-a link to a memory where we were able-bodied. We may have been sexually inept, but at least we were sexually functional.

Breaking your neck provides an education on your own humanity. Post injury means that your junk may not work at all, or if it does, you need 121 gigiwatts.

Just to get a hint of life where before, the wind need only blow. Because the sun, moon and stars have to align just so, I inquire way more than I pull the trigger.

This can be off-putting to agencies / providers. I guess I just wanted to thank those patient providers who understand even just a hint of what I might be going through.

If not for this site, it would be very easy to feel "less than a man," to fall into despair, to have little to no self-worth at all. The hugs and kisses are not to be undervalued,

For they can make a man in doubt feel very capable indeed.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EricDraven; 1841783]Still getting caught up. This was posted for the "Goat Boy" reference but to me the best part is the beginning. The first 1:12 of this video is exactly what a conversation with A2 is like. For me it's like watching a professional comedian do an impression of a buddy. Priceless.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQIoc2FCvc[/url][/QUOTE]Great advice, by Mr. Draven.

Everything Bill Hicks has ever done is amazingly practical and IMHO pure wisdom. The world lost something when he passed away of cancer.

For those that are unfamiliar with him, just try going to You Tube and typing Bill Hicks in the search box. You really can't go wrong watching any of the clips. For the record to the youngsters, Bill preceded Sam Kinison by a decade and Sam pretty much riffed his style.

Before any rumors and gossip is spread, I want to inform those that know me that I will not be involving my self in the hobby for quite some time, and will have limited ability to read, much less post to this board.

Apparently, this weekend, I had a mild cardiac event.

Those that know me, know I suffer from Congestive Heart Failure. Apparently, this weekend I had a mild cardiac event that is still idiopathic in nature, but this afternoon my cardiologist was concerned enough to admit me to the hospital for a minimum of 72 hours for observation and to draw fluids off of my body to reduce the edema.

I am still awaiting a room assignment, and while I have my laptop at the moment, I am not sure if the nurses will permit me to continue to use it once I am up in the cardiac ward.

Besides, I am not sure how advisable it is to utilize the hospital Wi-Fi.

Obviously, I may not be active on the board for some time, and it will be very unlikely, unless this was all a false alarm, that I will be hobbying any time soon. So with regret, dear ladies, I will miss you. Hopefully I will become healthy enough to play again in the future, but can't make any promises.

Sincerely,

PD

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1843511]Before any rumors and gossip is spread, I want to inform those that know me that I will not be involving my self in the hobby for quite some time, and will have limited ability to read, much less post to this board.

Apparently, this weekend, I had a mild cardiac event.

Those that know me, know I suffer from Congestive Heart Failure. Apparently, this weekend I had a mild cardiac event that is still idiopathic in nature, but this afternoon my cardiologist was concerned enough to admit me to the hospital for a minimum of 72 hours for observation and to draw fluids off of my body to reduce the edema.

I am still awaiting a room assignment, and while I have my laptop at the moment, I am not sure if the nurses will permit me to continue to use it once I am up in the cardiac ward.

Besides, I am not sure how advisable it is to utilize the hospital Wi-Fi.

Obviously, I may not be active on the board for some time, and it will be very unlikely, unless this was all a false alarm, that I will be hobbying any time soon. So with regret, dear ladies, I will miss you. Hopefully I will become healthy enough to play again in the future, but can't make any promises.

Sincerely,

PD[/QUOTE]Phat,

I don't know who will miss you more, the ladies you make squirt or the people hoping to emulate you and learn how to make the ladies squirt, or the people who just enjoy reading your posts. I fall in to the last two categories.

Ladies, I want you to know that while I can sometimes make this happen I do not have PD's talent but I am sure willing to try. I will be in touch with you ladies in my quest to learn this Jedi tactic.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery PD.

Whooptedoo

I wish you a speedy recovery so you can get back to doing what we do. I never thought I'd be posting in this area, but this is a different matter all together. Get well!

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1843511]Before any rumors and gossip is spread, I want to inform those that know me that I will not be involving my self in the hobby for quite some time, and will have limited ability to read, much less post to this board.

Apparently, this weekend, I had a mild cardiac event.

Those that know me, know I suffer from Congestive Heart Failure. Apparently, this weekend I had a mild cardiac event that is still idiopathic in nature, but this afternoon my cardiologist was concerned enough to admit me to the hospital for a minimum of 72 hours for observation and to draw fluids off of my body to reduce the edema.

I am still awaiting a room assignment, and while I have my laptop at the moment, I am not sure if the nurses will permit me to continue to use it once I am up in the cardiac ward.

Besides, I am not sure how advisable it is to utilize the hospital Wi-Fi.

Obviously, I may not be active on the board for some time, and it will be very unlikely, unless this was all a false alarm, that I will be hobbying any time soon. So with regret, dear ladies, I will miss you. Hopefully I will become healthy enough to play again in the future, but can't make any promises.

Sincerely,

PD[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1843511]Before any rumors and gossip is spread, I want to inform those that know me that I will not be involving my self in the hobby for quite some time, and will have limited ability to read, much less post to this board.

Apparently, this weekend, I had a mild cardiac event.

Those that know me, know I suffer from Congestive Heart Failure. Apparently, this weekend I had a mild cardiac event that is still idiopathic in nature, but this afternoon my cardiologist was concerned enough to admit me to the hospital for a minimum of 72 hours for observation and to draw fluids off of my body to reduce the edema.

I am still awaiting a room assignment, and while I have my laptop at the moment, I am not sure if the nurses will permit me to continue to use it once I am up in the cardiac ward.

Besides, I am not sure how advisable it is to utilize the hospital Wi-Fi.

Obviously, I may not be active on the board for some time, and it will be very unlikely, unless this was all a false alarm, that I will be hobbying any time soon. So with regret, dear ladies, I will miss you. Hopefully I will become healthy enough to play again in the future, but can't make any promises.

Sincerely,

PD[/QUOTE]I am so sorry to hear this PD, I do hope you are all right hun.

You are in my prayers for a quick recovery, and for a quick return. As I know personally several of us will miss you and look forward to the day you are ready to play yet again.

Get well my dear

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1843511]Before any rumors and gossip is spread, I want to inform those that know me that I will not be involving my self in the hobby for quite some time, and will have limited ability to read, much less post to this board.

Obviously, I may not be active on the board for some time, and it will be very unlikely, unless this was all a false alarm, that I will be hobbying any time soon. So with regret, dear ladies, I will miss you. Hopefully I will become healthy enough to play again in the future, but can't make any promises.

Sincerely,

PD[/QUOTE]Get better soon.

DG

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1843511]Apparently, this weekend, I had a mild cardiac event.[/QUOTE]Hopefully some minimally invasive intervention will have you back in the game a better than ever soon. We'll be thinking of you and wishing you the best.

PD.

I am very sorry to hear that.

My mother is in the hospital right now for the exact same thing. She has that too. My grandma passed away from it.

I hope for you a speedy recovery. Hang in there, Buddy.

Kisses,

Dawn

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1843511]Before any rumors and gossip is spread, I want to inform those that know me that I will not be involving my self in the hobby for quite some time, and will have limited ability to read, much less post to this board.

Apparently, this weekend, I had a mild cardiac event.

Those that know me, know I suffer from Congestive Heart Failure. Apparently, this weekend I had a mild cardiac event that is still idiopathic in nature, but this afternoon my cardiologist was concerned enough to admit me to the hospital for a minimum of 72 hours for observation and to draw fluids off of my body to reduce the edema.

I am still awaiting a room assignment, and while I have my laptop at the moment, I am not sure if the nurses will permit me to continue to use it once I am up in the cardiac ward.

Besides, I am not sure how advisable it is to utilize the hospital Wi-Fi.

Obviously, I may not be active on the board for some time, and it will be very unlikely, unless this was all a false alarm, that I will be hobbying any time soon. So with regret, dear ladies, I will miss you. Hopefully I will become healthy enough to play again in the future, but can't make any promises.

Sincerely,

PD[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1843511]Before any rumors and gossip is spread, I want to inform those that know me that I will not be involving my self in the hobby for quite some time, and will have limited ability to read, much less post to this board.

Apparently, this weekend, I had a mild cardiac event.

Those that know me, know I suffer from Congestive Heart Failure. Apparently, this weekend I had a mild cardiac event that is still idiopathic in nature, but this afternoon my cardiologist was concerned enough to admit me to the hospital for a minimum of 72 hours for observation and to draw fluids off of my body to reduce the edema.

I am still awaiting a room assignment, and while I have my laptop at the moment, I am not sure if the nurses will permit me to continue to use it once I am up in the cardiac ward.

Besides, I am not sure how advisable it is to utilize the hospital Wi-Fi.

Obviously, I may not be active on the board for some time, and it will be very unlikely, unless this was all a false alarm, that I will be hobbying any time soon. So with regret, dear ladies, I will miss you. Hopefully I will become healthy enough to play again in the future, but can't make any promises.

Sincerely,

PD[/QUOTE]Man you take care of yourself this hobby and these girls will be here when you are ready to rock and roll again, the main focus right now is YOU and YOU only do what the doctors say and focus on getting better man. Take care man and you are in my prayers. HL29

Sorry to hear about this. Get well soon and back on your feet. As I for one want to read more of your reviews. Take care and hope everything works out for you.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1843511]Before any rumors and gossip is spread, I want to inform those that know me that I will not be involving my self in the hobby for quite some time, and will have limited ability to read, much less post to this board.

Apparently, this weekend, I had a mild cardiac event.

Those that know me, know I suffer from Congestive Heart Failure. Apparently, this weekend I had a mild cardiac event that is still idiopathic in nature, but this afternoon my cardiologist was concerned enough to admit me to the hospital for a minimum of 72 hours for observation and to draw fluids off of my body to reduce the edema.

I am still awaiting a room assignment, and while I have my laptop at the moment, I am not sure if the nurses will permit me to continue to use it once I am up in the cardiac ward.

Besides, I am not sure how advisable it is to utilize the hospital Wi-Fi.

Obviously, I may not be active on the board for some time, and it will be very unlikely, unless this was all a false alarm, that I will be hobbying any time soon. So with regret, dear ladies, I will miss you. Hopefully I will become healthy enough to play again in the future, but can't make any promises.

Sincerely,

PD[/QUOTE]