Massage Parlor Reports

I have had plenty of great experiences with Ann in the past and I decided to take a chance on the four hand massage.

Ann is great gal, nice massage, but pretty routine. The funny thing is it is a great routine. The only problem is I know what is coming next. That is why I decided on adding another set of hands.

Walk and and I am introduced to the second set of hands. I am not revealing her name because I am not quite sure she wants to be know doing this (senior members may PM me if they really want to know). She is the Yin to Ann's Yang; blonde, softer touch but also more touching in the right areas. ; P.

All in all, I am glad I took the plunge. I would maybe do it again If I was in the mood. I might spend a little more for a Russian (which Ann is great at) and see what happens with both of them. Damage is posted on Ann's site.

So where exactly is Eastern Massage located?

[QUOTE=XkeyFan;1722751]So where exactly is Eastern Massage located?[/QUOTE]Northwest corner of 27th & Howard in the strip mall.

[QUOTE=Aewsome1;1719935]Tryed them out today and will be going back. Got there and was told there would be a 15 min wait and that I could wait in a room. I wasnt in hurry so I figured I'd stay. Pd .7 for hour and got about 45 mins but was with a young asian prob about 25-28 with short hair. Very good massage head to toe, after the flip she just goes right into the HE and she didn't mind my hands roaming. No tip was mentioned before or after but left her .3 anyway.[/QUOTE]I've been before. My experience was a complete waste of money. There were only two on staff. Both likely over 50 and not attractive. One had bigger nicer breasts, so I asked for her yet still got the other one. I figured WTH and just went with it. Subpar massage and decent HE. I would not repeat with those two on staff. If there is younger talent there, I will give another shot. For their price, there are much better choices.

Dropped by one of those HE only Chinese spas. Got a cute girl about 40, nice figure, wore a short skirt with some see-thru tights and heels. It goes well and I get a top notch massage. Got a table shower first. On the flip I get a nice finish with top and bottom access. She had a really nice rack with smooth quarter sized nipples, just the way I like them. Downstairs she was shave except for landing strip. English was very poor. With 10 min to go I turned the conversation to extras on the next visit. She said she can't and the boss won't allow it. I told her I sometimes pay 200 for FS. She agreed but it would have to be at a hotel and with cover. We made a date for the following night. I was to pick her up 20 min after closing time. She gave me her personal cell number. I kept thinking of that nice body, the nice rack, the pussy, and how nice it would be to give her some DATY. She said she'd be up for everything.

Called her about 30 min before closing and left a message. Seventeen min later she called to say come on over. I got there right at closing. Mamasan turned out the light and turned away customers pulling up. I said I just got a call from XXXXX and the mamasan invited me in. There was a small child there about 3 and I didn't like that. Mamasan collected the half hour house fee and told me to get undressed. Obviously she did not know I was suppose to take out my therapist for takeout. Oh, I just paid her. Said it would be 5 min. Well it was more like 15-20 min. My girl comes in and is really conflicted about going out. She told me she lives in an apt with the mamasan. It appears she is really at the mercy of the mamasan and her husband. She doesn't drive and speaks minimal English. She really seemed to like me, kept kissing and hugging me. I think if I gave her an escape route she would take it. I told her I even went out and bought condoms and that I was disappointed she was cancelling out date. She was more than happy to perform a CBJ. Then she gave me my 30 min massage and it was excellent as usual. Scared the mamasan would find out she wrapped up the used cover and package, had me take it with me. In her broken English she basically told me she wanted out and is looking for a man to take care of her. Very charming and sweet. She said she really wanted to come home with me but was too scared. The mamasans 3 year old kid was up past his bed time and I could hear him whining in the next room. The husband was in the office watching tv. My girl gave me her email and wants me to stay in touch. Well another one tugging at my heart. I had one other AMP provider get attached to me like this. In fact we still stay in touch and I've watched her kids progress online and do well. She married a monger and got divorced. Now owns her own spa. We see each other every few years and she gives me free takeout. She's also 60 and a bit chubby now. So its not really a treat. Always is clingy and kissy, wants me to move near her. The lesson here is these women are human. Its not always about the money. They develop crushes on guys too. I think most of the guys they encounter, well they would rather not.

Lefty,

Maybe we could work something out with a couple other 'friends' here on the site and get her a place. Couldn't cost more than a couple visits each month to support her and we could ultimately replace our lost Thai girl. Just thinking.

Bones out

[QUOTE=MrBones; 1725121]Lefty,

Maybe we could work something out with a couple other 'friends' here on the site and get her a place. Couldn't cost more than a couple visits each month to support her and we could ultimately replace our lost Thai girl. Just thinking.

Bones out[/QUOTE]I think that would be a huge commitment. Lots of things can go wrong. Our Thai friend, at one point the police were involved. There will be jealousies. Realistically who is to say we will tire of her. Our Thai friend, I rarely strayed from her. This one, before I committed to help, I want to make sure I'm going to be really happy with her. This one will need all kinds of help. Now Bone's, I know you like to have a "project" and like taking care of some of these girls. I think it must be the way you are wired to be a caretaker and perhaps rescue. Been there and done that. Being a rescuer is as bad of an addiction to the one we already have. Hell, I might as well go to Thailand like our Thai friend's husband did and just pick one out that suits us best. Rather not deal with any backlash from the papasan and mamasan. These people might be connected to some bad people and probably best we mind our own business.

My idea was just a tongue in cheek thought. I'm sure that doing something like that would have waaaaaay too many complications. And, I was the one who picked up our Thai friend from the cop shop. So, I would be REAL careful before getting involved personally with any of these girls. But, I think it might be fun to ponder.

[QUOTE=MrBones;1725317]My idea was just a tongue in cheek thought. I'm sure that doing something like that would have waaaaaay too many complications. And, I was the one who picked up our Thai friend from the cop shop. So, I would be REAL careful before getting involved personally with any of these girls. But, I think it might be fun to ponder.[/QUOTE]And once a trick, always a trick.

I helped out providers on various occasions. It has NEVER worked out. Jesus, you'd think I'd learn. There are girls that have great personalities and will even show affection on occasion, but man, let me tell you, once they perceive that your usefulness is slim or gone, so is their loyalty to you. And your perceived usefulness can evaporate quickly when crack cocaine shows up, or the big Mandingo dick arrives, or it rains or they're hungry or what the fuck ever goes through these girl's heads. I know what goes through my head: free nasty pussy with a freaky girl that will do just about anything.

My advice: Rent that nasty pussy from a freaky girl that will do just about anything, then kick her out of your car, your hotel room, your thoughts, and your life.

Of course, the next stripper, escort, or provider, that comes along who is halfway intelligent, has something that seems like a human personality, and can feign an affection for me similar to my dog, will get all my good intentions, time, energy, and whatever resources I can bring to help her establish herself so that she can pursue what she wants while providing me with some nasty pussy.

And then Jack killed the giant, the wicked witch died, the handsome prince married the beautiful princess and they all lived happily ever after.

Oh yeah, and politicians have your best interest at heart, there is no global warming, cigarettes help control weight, and the shit your dealer just sold you is primo and hasn't been stepped on.

Coochie

God bless you all.

[QUOTE=MrBones;1725317]My idea was just a tongue in cheek thought. I'm sure that doing something like that would have waaaaaay too many complications. And, I was the one who picked up our Thai friend from the cop shop. So, I would be REAL careful before getting involved personally with any of these girls. But, I think it might be fun to ponder.[/QUOTE]I see this gal has called me but left no message. Why is she calling? The Viet nail salon gal was the same way. No English, I know they liked me, gave me oral during out sessions, was overly affectionate, kept telling me they were single, I was very generous to them, no car, and living with others under the radar. I think these women learn early on that HE is a dime a dozen. To get generous repeats they need to offer something extra. As far as dating and meeting men, this is their only outlet. Sometimes it sounds fun to bring one home as a pet. Soon you are dealing with shit you don't understand with her friends, family, and trouble she gets into. And just the way the Thai's ex husband scared her away, I can seen someone putting fear in this one too.

My mamasan friend down south came from China with two kids in toe. She married a monger and started her own parlor. She put herself through massage school. She invested with other Chinese in restaurants and rental property. Kept a steady base of military HE customers. Divorced the monger and is now very independent. Kids grew up to be very successful. I think thats the exception rather than the rule. So where do all those 50 year old spa girls end up? Most don't get started until past 40.

That Relaxation Oasis is part of the 7 Mile fair gang in Caledonia. It is totally legit. At least for me. At 7-mile Fair, they even had men and other white women, not just Asian. They have 2 booths, one in each building and over the summer, they even had one booth set up outside. They eventually opened one at Southridge Mall where I had many excellent table massages by "Linda." She is the prettiest of them all but I haven't seen her in awhile. I think if you google Asa Sun, she is probably the "cute" one who speaks perfect English that everyone is talking about but you will be disappointed.

Anyway, for those of you who love Asian women, there are many female Asians who operate their own booths. They sell jewelry, peanuts, electronics etc.

There is one Asian MILF in particular who loves to be flirted with and is willing to drive to Milwaukee for hook-ups. I macked on her hard and talked to her like I had a 10-foot dick. She liked it when I told her she was sexy and wanted her body! She got turned on because her boyfriend was there too! LOL!

I don't think I can tell you her name here because it'll probably get deleted but I can give you two big hints: Bamboo and Buddha! She is not hard to find. She is an older Asian MILF. Good luck!

That is one great report Coochie! And, don't forget that the IRS is at your door to help you! LMFAO

Yep, I should know by now that when a provider is giving you all the puppy dog affection, its not real.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1725349]And once a trick, always a trick.

I helped out providers on various occasions. It has NEVER worked out. Jesus, you'd think I'd learn. There are girls that have great personalities and will even show affection on occasion, but man, let me tell you, once they perceive that your usefulness is slim or gone, so is their loyalty to you. And your perceived usefulness can evaporate quickly when crack cocaine shows up, or the big Mandingo dick arrives, or it rains or they're hungry or what the fuck ever goes through these girl's heads. I know what goes through my head: free nasty pussy with a freaky girl that will do just about anything.

My advice: Rent that nasty pussy from a freaky girl that will do just about anything, then kick her out of your car, your hotel room, your thoughts, and your life.

Of course, the next stripper, escort, or provider, that comes along who is halfway intelligent, has something that seems like a human personality, and can feign an affection for me similar to my dog, will get all my good intentions, time, energy, and whatever resources I can bring to help her establish herself so that she can pursue what she wants while providing me with some nasty pussy.

And then Jack killed the giant, the wicked witch died, the handsome prince married the beautiful princess and they all lived happily ever after.

Oh yeah, and politicians have your best interest at heart, there is no global warming, cigarettes help control weight, and the shit your dealer just sold you is primo and hasn't been stepped on.

Coochie.

God bless you all.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1726301]Yep, I should know by now that when a provider is giving you all the puppy dog affection, its not real.[/QUOTE]So you mean the movie "Pretty Woman" is not realistic?

Re Asian massage girls. Guys, in case you have never heard the rule of three F's, here it is for you. If it flies, floats or fucks. Lease it!

JJ