Massage Parlor Reports

I think you were generous with your 3 1/2 on your looks scale. My first thought was "why is Tom Petty doing massages?" And $125? You got to be kidding me.

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Her first visit to the Ham, buck twenty five was my upper limit, so I said what the hell I toftt.

Pics are accurate, she's definitely Amazon chick, mature lady. Sounds raspy on the phone and but picks up if she's not with a client. She's in a pretty nice hotel off Lakeshore.

Looks 3 1/2.

Massage 6.

HE nice skill with plenty of teasing not mechanical. 8.

Tah tahs pretty nice with nice nips.

Shaved kitty.

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[QUOTE=TideLover; 1768055][url]http://vanessamarscmt.wix.com/real-sensual-massage[/url]

#the_story / c161y.

I've seen her in town a good bit over the years. Seems like a pain to go through her screening the 2 Franklins on top. Wondering if she's worth it?[/QUOTE]No, she's not. It's not in the least sensual / sexy even though she is nude and there is a HE. As mentioned already, she is not very friendly and nothing more is available. Also, it's too expensive for what it is, pass!

[QUOTE=BigBubbaBobby;1769085]No, she's not. It's not in the least sensual / sexy even though she is nude and there is a HE. As mentioned already, she is not very friendly and nothing more is available. Also, it's too expensive for what it is, pass![/QUOTE]Agreed. I saw her about two years ago and couldn't wait for it to be over. She had a dumpy body and actually grabbed my hand to touch her dimply a$$.

The massage wasn't all that and the price is way too much for what you get.

I've never gone back.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1769061]I think you were generous with your 3 1/2 on your looks scale. My first thought was "why is Tom Petty doing massages?" And $125? You got to be kidding me.[/QUOTE]Pretty funny stuff.

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But I don't think Tom has a set of those DD's.

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Good Ole Country Girl. 46.

Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 8:44 AM.

If you are looking for a down to earth girl with the magic touch, you found her. I am not here to intimidate, only accomodate. My height is 6'1", and I have 40 DD's. I'm very voluptuous and curvy. You will find my effervescence and comfortable atmosphere will allow you to simply escape. Come and bask in some time for yourself and enjoy a setting with a happy go lucky country girl like myself. Call Lisa. 918-851-0043. I cannot accept texts. Today is a 125. 00 special.

Nice. I also like the "glamour shot" she took in the dirty truck bed. If she'll lay in that, she ought to be up for anything. She just looks like she was raised in a mudhole.

[QUOTE=Highway Man; 1769605]Pretty funny stuff.

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But I don't think Tom has a set of those DD's.

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Good Ole Country Girl. 46.

Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 8:44 AM.

If you are looking for a down to earth girl with the magic touch, you found her. I am not here to intimidate, only accomodate. My height is 6'1", and I have 40 DD's. I'm very voluptuous and curvy. You will find my effervescence and comfortable atmosphere will allow you to simply escape. Come and bask in some time for yourself and enjoy a setting with a happy go lucky country girl like myself. Call Lisa. 918-851-0043. I cannot accept texts. Today is a 125. 00 special.[/QUOTE]

Funny! Yeah 3 1/2 was a little generous. Ughh Thinking of the Top Petty making me puke in mouth a little. I've seen much worse out there not that I participated in. Just glad a dong didn't flop out.

[QUOTE=Highway Man; 1769605]Pretty funny stuff.

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But I don't think Tom has a set of those DD's.

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Good Ole Country Girl. 46.

Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 8:44 AM.

If you are looking for a down to earth girl with the magic touch, you found her. I am not here to intimidate, only accomodate. My height is 6'1", and I have 40 DD's. I'm very voluptuous and curvy. You will find my effervescence and comfortable atmosphere will allow you to simply escape. Come and bask in some time for yourself and enjoy a setting with a happy go lucky country girl like myself. Call Lisa. 918-851-0043. I cannot accept texts. Today is a 125. 00 special.[/QUOTE]

Has anybody ever had any luck with this bunch?

[url]http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/3838435707.html[/url]

I've wondered the same thing. It looks like there would be no extras and the massage would suck.

[QUOTE=Slska20; 1776032]Has anybody ever had any luck with this bunch?

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[url]http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/3832343655.html[/url]

I'm pretty new here, so I don't know if anyone has already posted about this one or not.

She was an average looking asian girl probably in her 30's. Came to my house and massaged me on the bed. Everything was all business and she was almost done. Then I moved her hand onto my crotch. She pulled it away and looked at me and motioned for more. I'm a cheap bastard so I showed her a .2. She didn't say anything but motioned that all I would get is a HJ. I showed her another .2 and she motioned that I could get BJ. I was a happy man.

This happened about 6 months ago, but I just now felt the urge to post about it. Seemed like no extras were to be had until I asked.

Was driving by Healing Touch the other day and noticed that they have closed up shop. Sign down and everything. The last I know the only one working there was fat, hippie Pam. I don't know what the deal was, unless no one was going anymore. If any of you have any details about it, please share.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1777237]Was driving by Healing Touch the other day and noticed that they have closed up shop. Sign down and everything. The last I know the only one working there was fat, hippie Pam. I don't know what the deal was, unless no one was going anymore. If any of you have any details about it, please share.[/QUOTE]It's been several months since I was there. Older Pam was the only one working, it seemed like it took a week to get anyone on the phone. Pam said that the girl who owned it ran off and got married and basically didn't care. The big Pam was hit and miss evidently dealing with health issuses with her husband. I had the feeling they were closing the doors soon.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1777237]Was driving by Healing Touch the other day and noticed that they have closed up shop. Sign down and everything. The last I know the only one working there was fat, hippie Pam. I don't know what the deal was, unless no one was going anymore. If any of you have any details about it, please share.[/QUOTE]I talked to Pam on the phone a few weeks ago. Not surprisingly, they got robbed once or twice and decided it wasn't worth the risk there any longer. They moved to a location in Morris (of all places) , but I'm not sure about exact locale. The place had become kind of a last resort for me anyway due to an unattractive, although nice, staff.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1777237]If any of you have any details about it, please share.[/QUOTE]I drove out to see Pam about 6 weeks ago. They're located in the old post office in Morris. The 60 min session lasted only 45 minutes and was lackluster. The HE was too. My last visit.

[QUOTE=Friday Katz;1777483]I drove out to see Pam about 6 weeks ago. They're located in the old post office in Morris. The 60 min session lasted only 45 minutes and was lackluster. The HE was too. My last visit.[/QUOTE]Is it just the two Pams in Morris? Seems like their massage was always lackluster to me.

Is the "big Pam" the only one working there? It seems like a long way to go to work. I know she lived somewhere around Pinson, and the other Pam lived in Springville. The taller Pam had health issues of her own. And she was the only Pam of the two that was married. QUOTE=Friday Katz; 1777483]I drove out to see Pam about 6 weeks ago. They're located in the old post office in Morris. The 60 min session lasted only 45 minutes and was lackluster. The HE was too. My last visit.[/QUOTE]