Positive Escort Reviews

Why stop posting on my account. I am but one lowly asshole who happens to find your posting style suspicious. It isn't like my opinion matters to anyone else. Not even the voices in my head. (One of whom thinks you are the shit by the way.)

If you can produce some links to my much touted well endowedness I'd greatly appreciate it, as I rarely refer to my wedding tackle outside of sarcastic remarks. Quite frankly I am as average as they cum (pun intended) , if not less than so (as some of our female members can attest; provided admitting having met me is not sufficiently humiliating enough to ensure their silence.) You are, however, welcome to inspect it yourself if you like, provided you are a medical professional and have access to a suitably powerful electron microscope.

My balls, however, are obviously super massive. Can't you tell?

[QUOTE=Pinoboy; 1281992]Yes you are very wrong. However, you are free to make whatever assumptions you wish to regarding the validity of my reviews and the content contained within. I'm not the type to attain any sense of self worth by posting fake reviews to a bunch of people over the internet who I will never meet in real life. Anyways, I will refrain from sharing any more of my future dreams with the forum. I try to include as much detail as possible in my reviews in the hopes of helping out other members, but if * posts like yours are the result of my efforts then I must say you really did other mongers who value my reviews a big unjustice.

As far as the ego stroking is concerned. Aren't you the one who seems to mention his "well endowdeness" on more than one occassion? Just a thought.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Michael Caffey; 1282912]Why stop posting on my account. I am but one lowly asshole who happens to find your posting style suspicious. It isn't like my opinion matters to anyone else. Not even the voices in my head. (One of whom thinks you are the shit by the way.)

If you can produce some links to my much touted well endowedness I'd greatly appreciate it, as I rarely refer to my wedding tackle outside of sarcastic remarks. Quite frankly I am as average as they cum (pun intended) , if not less than so (as some of our female members can attest; provided admitting having met me is not sufficiently humiliating enough to ensure their silence.) You are, however, welcome to inspect it yourself if you like, provided you are a medical professional and have access to a suitably powerful electron microscope.

My balls, however, are obviously super massive. Can't you tell?[/QUOTE]Nice comeback-hilarious!

Tried to contact NaNa through email and wasn't able to set it up but keeping her on the short list if I hear back from her! I called Holly today after a recommendation from Big T and seeing the pics Old Pumper provided once. She is sweet and close to where I live so I called and went to see her. As you can see from the pics I had a great time and I quit before she did. She's sweet, friendly and a great find (re-find LOL).

At her request I'll send her number out to senior members and trusted people on here. I've been on here a couple years (new name) and although I'm not trusted yet by some people, I'm rewarding the ones that do. LOL

Seniors PM me and thanks to all who TOFTT and Big T for the heads up.

Hello, guys.

Today I had the pleasure of meeting with one fantastic lady. She was absolutely amazing in every way and definitely knows how to please.

It was a dream that I'm sure I'm going to repeat.

Thank you Jersey for your warmth welcome to this forum.

OTJ

[QUOTE=Michael Caffey; 1282912]Why stop posting on my account. I am but one lowly asshole who happens to find your posting style suspicious. It isn't like my opinion matters to anyone else. Not even the voices in my head. (One of whom thinks you are the shit by the way.)

If you can produce some links to my much touted well endowedness I'd greatly appreciate it, as I rarely refer to my wedding tackle outside of sarcastic remarks. Quite frankly I am as average as they cum (pun intended) , if not less than so (as some of our female members can attest; provided admitting having met me is not sufficiently humiliating enough to ensure their silence.) You are, however, welcome to inspect it yourself if you like, provided you are a medical professional and have access to a suitably powerful electron microscope.

My balls, however, are obviously super massive. Can't you tell?[/QUOTE]My bad then! Perhaps it was Ricky James that I had you confused with. For that I apologize. And sorry that you find my posting style suspicious. When I first discovered this forum, I couldn't help but find Old Pumper's reviews very entertaining and helpful due to the very thorough descriptions of what takes place during his dreams. I have made several decisions to see providers based on his reviews alone. So, I thought I would return the favor to other mongers by sharing my experiences in the same way, even including some of the verbal exchange that occurs during the session between me and the other party. Apparently though, mentioning certain aspects of those exchanges leads some (you) to believe I am doing so for self gratification purposes. (ie, ego-stroking). I guess the whole "less is more" approach isn't something I am well versed in. Sure beats the "had a nice dream, will definitely repeat" angle. However, there have been things that have occured between me and another well-reviewed provider (non-member) that she does not want shared with anyone else. And, because I respect her not only as a professional, but also as a person, I have kept that between us. She also happens to be my ATF whom I have not shared my experiences with on this forum. And no it's not Jerseygirl, I have attempted to meet with her for the 1st time after the whole Rose thing was revealed, but perhaps in the interest of safety and reputation, she has declined to dream with me but I totally understand. Too bad though, since I've never experienced a "gusher" before.

[QUOTE=Onthejob; 1283265]Hello, guys.

Today I had the pleasure of meeting with one fantastic lady. She was absolutely amazing in every way and definitely knows how to please.

It was a dream that I'm sure I'm going to repeat.

Thank you Jersey for your warmth welcome to this forum.

OTJ[/QUOTE]Hey baby it was my pleasure to welcome you to this fine forum, thank you baby I had a wonderful time.

I am so looking forward to meeting with you again.

Playing it Safe,

Jerseygirl.

XoXoXoXo

A girl a lot of you guys have known about is back in the area. Cherry is in Orlando and has her own, safe private place. She has advertised on BP a couple of times so you guys can find the number, if not PM me. I have the number from the ad. She is not advertising much because she is "computer challenged". If any of you boys see her and can help her out to post some ads, I am sure she would be appreciative.

I saw melissa3 this morning man we was rocking the bed she was great my knees was so weak it took me 10 min to walk to my car. Thanks melissa3 m-45

[QUOTE=Mafia45;1284262]I saw melissa3 this morning man we was rocking the bed she was great my knees was so weak it took me 10 min to walk to my car. Thanks melissa3 m-45[/QUOTE]Thank you baby. Its always great to see you can't wait to see you again. Xoxo

Best to Van in retirement. I know we are both attempting to make the leap.

One last hurrah. Cocoa

MacKay who will soon come on USA as HotKay, has really cleaned up her act and is a shockingly great GFE experience and great value in privacy. She is no longer posting on BP, but is available by direct call. A really new, sweet, clean and focused Mackay. Focused on you and your pleasure. Recommend.

She can be reached at 321 437 9846. I 95/520.

Tell her you are from USA

Had a very pleasant dream with Kat last week. She provides a very relaxing session that began with soft music and a nice massage back and front. I then returned the favor, exploring and getting to know all her beautiful curves. She is mature but keeps herself very well and works out. She now being really moist, proceeded to CBJ, DATY, CG. 69 and finally MISH for the grand finale. Spent the rest of the time chatting, while she continued with her light relaxing strokes. Had no energy left for seconds, but probably would have been available. She is definitely non-rush, wants to make sure you leave satisfied. Will definitely repeat.

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I stop by to see Melissa3 today, she open the door looking really sexy and better than her pics.

It was an amazing time. I really enjoyed it. Hope to be back soon.

OTJ

[QUOTE=Onthejob; 1285261]I stop by to see Melissa3 today, she open the door looking really sexy and better than her pics.

It was an amazing time. I really enjoyed it. Hope to be back soon.

OTJ[/QUOTE]Mmmm the pleasure was all mine. Can't wait to see you again baby.

Xoxo melissa3

Airport Holly's back in business in Lake county and ready to see USASG members. She is offering $120 / hour special if you mention the ad. She is as sweet as ever NO rush! Lake county is well worth the drive even for me from Brevard County. Also she told me to put her new number here for contacts 321-594-9296.

PS yes the photo is of her! And it is sooooo sweet tasting and smelling as well! Why do these girls let us take these photos? They want them posted!

I met Heather last week and had a great time. Her pics are accurate and she's in great shape. Contact by email was quick and painless. There are already several positive reviews here and I can verify that she's an enthusiastic mature GFE that I would recommend and plan to return. She wore me out in the best way. Thanks Heather.

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