Strip Club Reports

Hello all!

This Friday has been blessed beyond all other days for being honored as MY birthday. Normally, I celebrate this occasion with such lavish extravagances as;

1) Adding an extra shake when I conclude a lengthy piss

2) Opening a Cosmo in a checkout lane and reading exactly what will REALLY drive me wild...in bed.

3) 1 slice of Bella cheese pizza

4) I google myself and revel in my utter web absence

5) Prank call an Ex

This year though, I wanna pull out all the stops. I am considering TWO slices of pizza and actually listing my Ex's house for sale in the paper.

After all that, I also wanna go touch some boobies.

Which of our fair city's finest cultural enclaves of dramatic dance expression would any of you fine people recommend for a birthday boy?

I will certainly post the results of your advice next week.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]LMAO, yea, my friend is female...very, very female![/QUOTE]Good to know. From now on I'll be sure to say you are just an acquaintance of mine.

Well a couple of friends went out last night and I was on vacation and couldn't attend. However from the text messages I could tell it was a good time. We shall see if they give a report, but here some summaries:

1. HH was kind of dead. Drama from Isis and a dance from a cute redhead who got turned on, but didn't make SJ's second choice rise to the occasion. Stars were not out last night for dinner so it slightly darkened the first part of the evening.

2. Next was BBF where they Chilled out and spent some a short time with a Wheel. Lost contact for a while, meaning some cute stripper was cashing in on some private dances. However two of our fellow mongers fell in love. Wow, I was surprised. A club full of hot strippers and they fall in love. Sounds like the little head presided over the big one.

3. BGC was next, I think, because someone mentioned Cherry(s) and she works there. Now this was interesting because it sounded like a group groping session, five girls and a couple of guys. Of course if you count all the personalities with Cherries presence it was actually eight girls. Yes I believe a good time was had by all because around midnight I lost all contact.

Guess we will have to wait for the details because I am only a sideline reporter.

FF

PS. No mention of any freckles at any time.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]LMAO, yea, my friend is female...very, very female![/QUOTE]

I am a little slow, but I finally caught on with the rubbing pussies thing, dead give away every time.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I am a little slow, but I finally caught on with the rubbing pussies thing, dead give away every time.[/QUOTE]Did you think they were trannies?

Went tonigh with a buddy and saw a Tina. Sat with us for a while and my friend went for a private dance and told me when he came back that I NEEDED to go for a dance. I did and enjoyed the rubbing and hands but the way he 'talked' I was expecting more. At least after we left and talked both of us have a better idea of what 'NEEDED' means to the other guy.

[QUOTE=Stnick62]Went tonigh with a buddy and saw a Tina. Sat with us for a while and my friend went for a private dance and told me when he came back that I NEEDED to go for a dance. I did and enjoyed the rubbing and hands but the way he 'talked' I was expecting more. At least after we left and talked both of us have a better idea of what 'NEEDED' means to the other guy.[/QUOTE]I was there with Scup, and ChillPill. I think Ilapp showed up after I left. Maybe you saw us between the boobies.

Perhaps you should enlighten us with what all she didn't offer (in code is fine.)

Visited a few of the local establishments lately in the afternoon over the period of a couple of weeks. Brad's has seemed tired. Number of customers seems way down. The girls I talked to are really scratching around to the point where nearly all of them are going around doing dollar dances. That said, Brad's is still the king, what every other club would like to be.

Harem House seems steady. Isis brings drama but is sexy. The new Seduction is fun. Otherwise, the cast is about the same.

Babes East is looking up. Several sexy, new dancers there including a red head in her mid-thirties named Tiffany. Isis at Babes is also very hot.

Lastly, was pleasantly surprised with a visit to Classy Chassis. One of my favorites that left Babes ended up there and seems to be doing well. Lots of hot dancers, but maybe because they are new to me. Anyway, will make it a point to go back there.

Here are some truths about strippers:

A strippers definition of a four year degree from a major college is: Year 1 University of Phoenix, Year 2 Brown Mackie College, Year 3 Harrison College, and finishing up Year 4 at Ivy Tech. This of course is only true if they can get their GED, spelled Genral Edukashun Digree.

The only good sex is makeup sex. This of course is after a fight with their boyfriend who hit her. The sex is so good because she realizes he truly does love her.

Strippers boyfriends are always looking for a job can’t find one, too busy to get one, but, they expect the stripper to pay for everything. This is true because they really love them and care about them.

They think all men who go to strip clubs are after one thing, free sex, yet they pay their boyfriends for sex by supporting them.

Always believe it when she tells you she hasn’t had sex for weeks and really needs to go to the VIP room and get some release. Of course she is multiple orgasmic and you can tell they are real. That’s the only reason she doesn’t want to stop.

If a stripper tells you she needs money for a car payment, sitter, rent, utilities, cell phone bill, their sick mother, to bury their pet or buy a new outfit, you should believe them, ask how much they need to get by, and give it to her. Of course this is only if she promises to meet you tomorrow, outside of work, so she can show you her appreciation for the loan.

While getting a private dance she whispers to you, “You are the only one who has ever turned me on this way in the back, so please keep going and don’t stop”. This is true unless of course you need to use the ATM.

After spending hours in the VIP room with the promise of their phone number, when you call the number, it has either been disconnected or it’s the local substance abuse hotline because it’s the only telephone number they know by heart.

Strippers girlfriends and managers are such liars. Her girlfriends at work tell you they are always talking to her on the phone. The manager said she just called in because she is running late. You know these are lies because she tells you about having trouble with her phone and that's why she hasn’t been getting your text messages, phone calls or voice mails.

She tells you she really is looking for someone to be a FWB. She wants to talk about this later after some dances in the VIP room. Afterwards she gives you her girlfriends number and tells you to make sure it’s ok with her.

Strippers are always single, never married or have boyfriends/girlfriends. This is why they are always willing to meet you outside the club.

You know you will have a good time in the VIP room when they come over and tell you “I promise you the best dance you have ever had in your life”.

You know it’s a sure thing in the VIP room when they tell you “How about a dance and I promise you a happy ending”.

Strippers never start any Drama; it’s sold to them when they buy strippers clothes.

FF

PS. Strippers with freckles never have the above problems.

I was there on Wed nite. Met w/ Rj, Mr. Popular, Scup and the always beautiful Misty. Had a great time w/ everyone. I left to do a VIP w/ my new playmate and while we were in the VIP, I noticed she didn't give me the attention she usually did on the regular couch dances. She told me that there are camera's everywhere and the have night vision. They are visible in the DJ booth and in the back where the dancers are. The dancers in the back watch the cameras as do the DJ's, The pictures are very bright and detailed according to her. She didn't want to be the source of entertainment for the one's watching. Yes, the house mom was always coming in as was the waitress. I won't be doing a VIP anymore. Later on after my girl left, Olivia as always was a fun time but if you want action on the couches, try Lena. Cute Filipino who will reach right in the shorts and make you very happy! BTW, IIlapp was supposed to show but he passed out on his couch from an exhausting week of playing. I understand you made up for it the next night buddy!

If I didn't know you better, I'd say you were sounding bitter. Are you sure you didn't take a page outta IIlapp's new book that I've contributed heavily too? Here I thought I was the only one who was told all of the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I will say though that I believe I have finally found a Jem amongst the PoleKats!


[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]Here are some truths about strippers:

A strippers definition of a four year degree from a major college is: Year 1 University of Phoenix, Year 2 Brown Mackie College, Year 3 Harrison College, and finishing up Year 4 at Ivy Tech. This of course is only true if they can get their GED, spelled Genral Edukashun Digree.

The only good sex is makeup sex. This of course is after a fight with their boyfriend who hit her. The sex is so good because she realizes he truly does love her.

Strippers boyfriends are always looking for a job can’t find one, too busy to get one, but, they expect the stripper to pay for everything. This is true because they really love them and care about them.

They think all men who go to strip clubs are after one thing, free sex, yet they pay their boyfriends for sex by supporting them.

Always believe it when she tells you she hasn’t had sex for weeks and really needs to go to the VIP room and get some release. Of course she is multiple orgasmic and you can tell they are real. That’s the only reason she doesn’t want to stop.

If a stripper tells you she needs money for a car payment, sitter, rent, utilities, cell phone bill, their sick mother, to bury their pet or buy a new outfit, you should believe them, ask how much they need to get by, and give it to her. Of course this is only if she promises to meet you tomorrow, outside of work, so she can show you her appreciation for the loan.

While getting a private dance she whispers to you, “You are the only one who has ever turned me on this way in the back, so please keep going and don’t stop”. This is true unless of course you need to use the ATM.

After spending hours in the VIP room with the promise of their phone number, when you call the number, it has either been disconnected or it’s the local substance abuse hotline because it’s the only telephone number they know by heart.

Strippers girlfriends and managers are such liars. Her girlfriends at work tell you they are always talking to her on the phone. The manager said she just called in because she is running late. You know these are lies because she tells you about having trouble with her phone and that's why she hasn’t been getting your text messages, phone calls or voice mails.

She tells you she really is looking for someone to be a FWB. She wants to talk about this later after some dances in the VIP room. Afterwards she gives you her girlfriends number and tells you to make sure it’s ok with her.

Strippers are always single, never married or have boyfriends/girlfriends. This is why they are always willing to meet you outside the club.

You know you will have a good time in the VIP room when they come over and tell you “I promise you the best dance you have ever had in your life”.

You know it’s a sure thing in the VIP room when they tell you “How about a dance and I promise you a happy ending”.

Strippers never start any Drama; it’s sold to them when they buy strippers clothes.

FF

PS. Strippers with freckles never have the above problems.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chill Pill]I was there on Wed nite. Met w/ Rj, Mr. Popular, Scup and the always beautiful Misty. Had a great time w/ everyone. I left to do a VIP w/ my new playmate and while we were in the VIP, I noticed she didn't give me the attention she usually did on the regular couch dances. She told me that there are camera's everywhere and the have night vision. They are visible in the DJ booth and in the back where the dancers are. The dancers in the back watch the cameras as do the DJ's, The pictures are very bright and detailed according to her. She didn't want to be the source of entertainment for the one's watching. Yes, the house mom was always coming in as was the waitress. I won't be doing a VIP anymore. Later on after my girl left, Olivia as always was a fun time but if you want action on the couches, try Lena. Cute Filipino who will reach right in the shorts and make you very happy! BTW, IIlapp was supposed to show but he passed out on his couch from an exhausting week of playing. I understand you made up for it the next night buddy![/QUOTE]

So often it is feast or famine isn't it. The week started with great promise, only to be let down mightily as if often the norm, and then beat up and chastised for thinking of it and derided for not reconnecting with one to get to know each other better so we can take our relationship to another place. OK, I did almost fall for the last one again. A little famine is good for the soul. Clears the mind. And in the clearing I found what mey be the gem of all gems, one so clear and bright I may have to be the one to put it back because I may just not be worthy to be trusted with it. Then of course, ran into an old(well not old at all) friend who had been trying to get me to come see her, not at the club, as we used to often do. The combination of missing me so badly, well I like to think that anyway, along with a situation that earlier that day put revenge at the top of her list, and I was the tool of the avenger. Ungodly cute, sweet , but over a couple of years has proven to be the biggest freak I have ever known, but she was on a mission. I lived but barely, when she left 20 hours later. Things I never knew I had in me, no no not that kind of in me, I didn't have to shout no to that like P, and after the first 6 hours or so, you quit worrying about recovery and you just do what you are told when you are told and shut up about it. Actually works really well that way. On the way home, between rounds two and three we stopped at another club for her to check it out, who knew dancers would get so jealous when you walk in with the hottest woman in the bar who may want to work there? Couple drinks, surprised that piece of shit bartender didn't kick us out for what she was doing to me, she said we were done there and needed to get alone quickly, somewhere with a lot of room. Quite the feast, but the week wasn't over until I had desert, a Payday candy bar. I never realized how sweet and tasty they were when served properly. A not new but recent friend then foe decided may be she loves me after all. OK, not love, but it's something. And then all three trying to come over at the same time, so I suspect the famine is on its way. Unfortunately in so many cases FF and P have hit the nail on the head, it is sad sometimes, and of course there are exceptions to every rule( or all 20 or 30 of them), I guess it makes sense why every so often need to leave this thread all together and work on a couple of others listed, but I always come back, hell, we all always come back don't we?

Played golf today in greenwood. Finished about 6 was heading home but some how my car made a turn at Southeastern ended up at BBF. Had a few beers and was joined by a freguent friend. The place was absolutely dead. I had changed into a pair of gym shorts, a very good idea before I got there. Ended up getting a HJ at MY table and just as I was ready, ended up with a BBBJCIM what a great side trip. I love this place.

[QUOTE=Niceguy52]Played golf today in greenwood. Finished about 6 was heading home but some how my car made a turn at Southeastern ended up at BBF. Had a few beers and was joined by a freguent friend. The place was absolutely dead. I had changed into a pair of gym shorts, a very good idea before I got there. Ended up getting a HJ at MY table and just as I was ready, ended up with a BBBJCIM what a great side trip. I love this place.[/QUOTE]Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Give the man a cigar! You just hit the jackpot NG52, and you're gonna get a bunch of PM's now.

I almost forgot since I got a little busy this week and didn't stay in touch as I should have, but unless things changed there will be two cuties at Patty's today who turn 21 at midnite and plan to celebrate. I met a tall long lean hot one from BBF this week, named Sara, but not there. She got my attention when she walked up and wanted to know if I wanted to go play, told her I was already occupied, at which point she asked if I was sure, because she plays dirty. So dirty it got her fired at bbf. That's my kind of play, she was a day girl and not the incredibly hot girl next door Sarah on nights. Very hot very sweet and she doesn't play as dirty as the one I was waiting on, but then no one does. OK they do but they aren't as hot. And finally to note nothing is ever perfect, even the perfect gem may have a flawed setting. I have to go back and read FF and P's rules so I don't forget. I am trying to decide if they are to be the first chapter in the book or the last. By the way if any one wants to invest, I think I have a couple of hot idea that will makes us some serious money. One is a watch that will convert actual time into stripper time and vice-versa, so every one will be on the same page. Sounds simple but the engineering is damn near impossible. The other is a banking and money management system for dancers. A very very good friend who used to dance in another part of the country actually did this for a bunch of girls she worked with. Maybe smart money would not invest with me in this like they shouldn't with a bakery, I will just wind up eating all the profits.