Massage Parlor Reports

So I tracked my goddess Bonnie down after almost a two year hiatus:

[url]http://asianmodelsnyc.com/bonnie.htm[/url]

She resurfaced at yet another KMP in NYC. What I thought would be another amazing time didn't turn out so well. For me anyway. I had been up since 5am and had not been sleeping to too well and before I headed down to Manhattan to see Bonnie, I drank a Redbull to keep me awake. Long story short, I get there and Mama shows me in. Then a few minutes later, in walks Bonnie. She still has an amazing body, but looks thinner then when I saw her last. The phrase "tits on a stick" come to mind, but she is perfect in my book (YMMV). She obviously does not remember me from last time, but how could she. No worries. She appears a bit stand-offish at first; I give her the donation up front. She takes it and leaves, but shakes her but in front of me before heading out the door. I undress and wait for her. SHe comes back, leads to to a full table shower with plenty of attention to the boys. Starting well I thought, but she is acting very shy and quiet and not very friendly. Oh well, back to the room, she dries me off and then leaves for a full 5 minutes. Comes back and disrobes. Wow, I honestly think she has the nicest tits I've ever seen during my whole damn time in the game. Good lord. She is completely shaved too. Her body is simply delicious if you are into Asian girls like me.

Bonnie then gets on the bed and gives me the light touch massage and gets right to business; I get hard, but then start to come down almost immediately. I she tries to give me some CBJ, but nothing is happening. I then tell her to get on all fours and attempt to do what I love best, give her the rimming of her life, but she is having none of it and blocks me with her hand. Ugh. Then I try to lick her kitty, which I NEVER do on a professional and she blocks that too. Now junior is down for the count and feeling defeated by the block. The one guaranteed thing to make me hard got blocked and now my mind is not in it either. She tries yanking it with her hand, but that's not helping. Now my heart is beating really fast from the redbull, but I am actually tired. Too many bad things are happening in my mind at this point. She then gives me a back massage and then I give her one. I then leave with no action or release. She hardly spoke the whole time. Am I getting too old or was I just really tired? Time for Viagra. Hope not, I"m only 40! Her indifferent attitude didn't help junior either so it was just a sucky session all around, but I still left with a smile on my face because her body really is amazing too me. OH well, what are going to do.

[QUOTE=ConnRimmer; 925051]This report could have been titled TOFTT, but it ended up being one of the best ever. How does this happen?

I was in the city today and decided to hit an AMP. Had a few in mind and wrote down a few numbers to call with chicks I saw online who looked good. After calling, I headed down to honey honey NYC.

Wanted to see Pinky, whom I loved when she was at the old rainbow, but she wasn't there, so I asked for Hana. The Mamasan put me in a room to wait for her and after about 5 mon, she came in. While not terrible, she did not live up to the photo. The facilities at HoneyHoney are pretty bad too, very spartan, chilly, and did not feel comfortable at all:

[url]http://www.honeyhoneynewyork.net/girl7.htm[/url]

Hana was a total plain jane and a bit heavier than her photo. No make-up on whatsoever, and looking pretty tired. I really wanted some action, but I cut my losses right there and left before I paid anything.

I kept trying to call Garden Angels, but there was no answer, so I began to make my way over to DreamgirlNYC to see Daizy. As I was almost there, Garden Angelscalled me back and told me Bonnie was available. Nice.

[url]http://gardenangelsnyc.com/bonnie.htm[/url]

Once I get there and go into the room at Garden Angels and wait. In walks Bonnie and my jaw hits the floor. Damn! What a body on her. If you've ever seen the porn star Akira Lane, she looks a lot like her in the face. Very cute, about 25 years old, blond hair with bangs, great tits, and a bangin' booty. Man was this girl friendly. Bonnie kept bending over and backing her butt up into my rod in a very playful way. She could also not stop smiling and giggling. No table shower, but rather a regular stand-up shower; She actually got in with me and washed me down with plenty of attention to the right places. I knew it was going to be good from there. Back in the room, she was still smiling. It was right down to business, but never in my life have I had so much foreplay when a girl skips the classic massage. She took off her bikini and I was drooling! Then massaged my body with hers for a few minutes, then Russian, then HJ, then CBJ with attention to the boys, and about 10. 15 minutes had gone by. Then on to the main event. Multiple positions and I am lovin every minute. Her ass is to die for, smooth kitty to savor, and did I mention those breasts. No they are not real, but they sure look it. Another 15. 20 minutes of action and I blew it in CG position. Bonnie was fun and playful the whole time. Even after I blasted, she stayed in for a minute after, which I really liked. Then after cleaning me up with a wash cloth came the next surprise. As I was facing up, she laid on top of me naked and we snuggled, cuddled, and caressed each other for another 10 minutes. What a GFE! I couldn't believe it. No rush to get out. Finally I gave her the donation as it was time to go. She of course helped me get dressed. To top it off as I was putting my shoes on, she was still naked and fixing the sheets on the bed with her ass in the air, all I could think of was "good god, what an ass!" This girl just may be a major addiction. So glad I didn't stay with that Hana chick.

Would I go back? Let me say this: If any of you run to see her and you see someone sprinting past you. That would be me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bhose; 1303090]Saw an ad on BP about FANTASIA NYC. Its in chinatown.

Just wondering has anyone been there. Any info would be great.

Who is the best and their rates.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Best? No idea. Rates? This is a standard KMP, $200. Tip if you want, but not necessary.

[QUOTE=ConnRimmer; 1303133]So I tracked my goddess Bonnie down after almost a two year hiatus:

[url]http://asianmodelsnyc.com/bonnie.htm[/url]

She resurfaced at yet another KMP in NYC. What I thought would be another amazing time didn't turn out so well. For me anyway. I had been up since 5am and had not been sleeping to too well and before I headed down to Manhattan to see Bonnie, I drank a Redbull to keep me awake. Long story short, I get there and Mama shows me in. Then a few minutes later, in walks Bonnie. She still has an amazing body, but looks thinner then when I saw her last. The phrase "tits on a stick" come to mind, but she is perfect in my book (YMMV). She obviously does not remember me from last time, but how could she. No worries. She appears a bit stand-offish at first; I give her the donation up front. She takes it and leaves, but shakes her but in front of me before heading out the door. I undress and wait for her. SHe comes back, leads to to a full table shower with plenty of attention to the boys. Starting well I thought, but she is acting very shy and quiet and not very friendly. Oh well, back to the room, she dries me off and then leaves for a full 5 minutes. Comes back and disrobes. Wow, I honestly think she has the nicest tits I've ever seen during my whole damn time in the game. Good lord. She is completely shaved too. Her body is simply delicious if you are into Asian girls like me.

Bonnie then gets on the bed and gives me the light touch massage and gets right to business; I get hard, but then start to come down almost immediately. I she tries to give me some CBJ, but nothing is happening. I then tell her to get on all fours and attempt to do what I love best, give her the rimming of her life, but she is having none of it and blocks me with her hand. Ugh. Then I try to lick her kitty, which I NEVER do on a professional and she blocks that too. Now junior is down for the count and feeling defeated by the block. The one guaranteed thing to make me hard got blocked and now my mind is not in it either. She tries yanking it with her hand, but that's not helping. Now my heart is beating really fast from the redbull, but I am actually tired. Too many bad things are happening in my mind at this point. She then gives me a back massage and then I give her one. I then leave with no action or release. She hardly spoke the whole time. Am I getting too old or was I just really tired? Time for Viagra. Hope not, I"m only 40! Her indifferent attitude didn't help junior either so it was just a sucky session all around, but I still left with a smile on my face because her body really is amazing too me. OH well, what are going to do.[/QUOTE]Unhappy? Call mamasan and Switch girls. I am not a big kmp fan, but it sounds like you are well entrenched.

Since the place next to the Playwrite on 35th 5&6 moved to 3rd Ave, it's not the same. I've found a new KMP on Park in the mid 20's. I was there a year or so ago and it was basic rub and tug. Since I've been back the prices went up to a typical KMP, and the girls are stunning. I met Bonnie last week and thought she was great. Just over 5 ft, steamming spinner body with huge natural tits and long hair. Just the way I lust them. But when I went yesterday she was gone. I met Chanel yesterday and she was even better. Same body more or less but she was a bit taller and had bolt ons. She was a little distant at first, but once we got into it she warmed up really fast. She allowed LFK, DATY (which I nomally don't do with providers, but couldn't help myself) ass play, but cut me short of greek. Just typing this makes me want to run back. There was another girl, Blue, that I met and she was very nice too, but Chanel did it for me. They change girls every Monday.

Just back from NYC and found this place on a site similar to USASG. It was a utopia. At 36th and Broadway. Rung in and saw Amie. Very cute. Gave a nice TS. Asked if I wanted HJ or BJ. She spent a good long time until I was completely happy. Nice clean place, very friendly. 8 for the door + tip She remembered my name throughout, which was very sweet. Recommend.

[QUOTE=Tickle Jay;1315119]Just back from NYC and found this place on a site similar to USASG. It was a utopia. At 36th and Broadway. Rung in and saw Amie. Very cute. Gave a nice TS. Asked if I wanted HJ or BJ. She spent a good long time until I was completely happy. Nice clean place, very friendly. 8 for the door + tip She remembered my name throughout, which was very sweet. Recommend.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Hiyako. Amy is one of the more popular girls there. I've seen her and cici and both were excellent.

[QUOTE=Tickle Jay;1315119]Just back from NYC and found this place on a site similar to USASG. It was a utopia. At 36th and Broadway. Rung in and saw Amie. Very cute. Gave a nice TS. Asked if I wanted HJ or BJ. She spent a good long time until I was completely happy. Nice clean place, very friendly. 8 for the door + tip She remembered my name throughout, which was very sweet. Recommend.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Tickle Jay. You are the second person that recommended Hiyako. I am going to visit next week. How much did you give as a tip?

Does anyone have an opinion about this place? It is on the Southeast corner and above a pizza shop. I pass it every morning and would TOFTT if no one else has an opinion.

I stoppped into Golds? If that's what you can call it these days. Either way it was good ol Mimi as the mamasan. Some of the long time girls are gone so I tried Rose, who has only been there a week. Rose did a great table shower but when it came time for the massage it wasn't as good. She had a good attitude but was very nervous. When it came time for the big finish she panicked when I suggested somethime more that the usual. This is my second time at this location which is about a block away, but still on 37th Street. It's a convienient spot for me so I'll probably repeat.

I'm back in the city after some time out of the country. Without regard to age and appearance I'm wondering what the cheapest 1/2 hour or 1 hour massage including a happy ending members may have found in the city. I'm on a tight budget for a couple of months so know that I'll use this information well. My preference is for a light to medium thorough sensual massage.

Thanks

There are a bunch that are $30 / half hour, $45 / hour; that is pretty standard. Tip can be $20 / half to $40 / full.

Maybe there are cheaper but the above is pretty standard.

Lots of places. Relaxation Spa at 331 Grand often considered the msot reliable and best.

[QUOTE=Rushman; 1317112]I'm back in the city after some time out of the country. Without regard to age and appearance I'm wondering what the cheapest 1/2 hour or 1 hour massage including a happy ending members may have found in the city. I'm on a tight budget for a couple of months so know that I'll use this information well. My preference is for a light to medium thorough sensual massage.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Was staying near soho so I went looking for a place nearby. Ending up walking into Solution Spa on 14th. Mamasan wanted $100 / hr. I suggested that her quote was a bit high. Most places I frequent are. 7. She insisted $100. OK I said, time to leave. And I walked out and headed up to Galaxy where a good time was had by all for. 7.4. Nice TS and massage too.

Review.

E4A – Sakura

'At first I was afraid, I was petrified. '

If you follow my blogs then you know that I've been campaigning for months for someone to take me to an AMP. I love the Ladies and I love massage – it was clear to me that I'the love an AMP experience. Moreover, my inquisitiveness overwhelmed me. I thought, 'What is a table shower? ' 'What would a girl do to me after a flip? ' Alas, after six months of my pleas, I resigned to defeat. Then, I got a great random email from KingOtis. He asked if I'the still be interested. I think I replied 'YES' within minutes. A few days passed and then we were all set and confirmed! Alas, I had time to get nervous!

Let me set the scene. I arrive to NYC from Albany. I'm scheduled for an overnight. My overnight friend takes me to see David Letterman. When we leave the hotel, everything is great. When we return to our downtown hotel, the 'occupiers' were flooding out our rainy street! It is complete chaos! We ended up transferring to a Midtown hotel as we couldn't deal with the rowdy teens. My guest then heads to work, the next morning. And, I head to breakfast to meet another provider. (Wouldn't you like to know the details?) After breakfast, it's time to meet Otis.

Now, Otis emphatically told me to not be late. As a former agency girl, I am definitely familiar with the fact that one can't be late for these appointments! I left an hour early! Good thing too! Many streets were blocked off. Thus, via cab, I arrived about 15 mins early. I went inside and waited in the lobby. The streets were LINED with policemen and squad cars! Now, you really haven't really been nervous until you've been a young hooker surrounded by police, during a college aged protest, whilst carrying condoms, lube, lingerie, large sums of cash and hobby business cards! Moreover, I began to fear that maybe Otis wouldn't show due the situation. And, my phone and ipad couldn't get reception. There was A LOT going against this date! I decide to step outside about ten minutes prior to our scheduled adventure. Admittedly, I was thinking about leaving, and there he was! KingOtis appeared exactly as he said he would. He has a boy next-door middle aged male look going for him and he was dressed like money from head to toe! LOL. (Literally Otis!) No wonder he does this 4-5 / week? He's good for it! Damned 1. LOL. Just kidding.

Now. Otis really hadn't given me any heads up as to what to expect! I wasn't sure if I was 'working'or relaxing. He said separate rooms but I didn't know if I was supposed to 'volunteer'? Moreover, I didn't know exact AMP protocol. Do I have to pay the 'Mamasan' and then tip the girl? But. I was a wreck about who to pay.

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What happened:

Otis ushered me to the floor and I was greeted by a lady who you'the never think of as a Mamisan! She was hot! Thin Asian woman with a pretty face in a hip outfit with a hipper hairstyle. Now, I'm in the quasi-waiting room with two overdressed adults. I feel like I underdressed for the party! Raye (the phone-woman) asks Otis if he wants a bed or the table. Hmmm. Ok. I don't remember his reply. I think I'd really wanted the bed because I hate how my hands go numb when I'm lying on a table. Then, next thing you know, Raye ushers Otis to a room and shuts the door behind him. By now, my heartbeat is going 1000x / minute and I feel nauseous! I could have literally vomited right then and there! Then Raye took me into a big room with a bed, a robe, a sound system, and a radiator in it. There were no instructions. Now, I'm freaking out! Do I get nekkid? Running is still a possibility.

I decide to strip. What the hell? One only lives once. At worse, I'the get arrested and lose my ipad and cash. Now, I'm playing in nothing but a robe, a bed, in some random office building. (Oh where hobbying will take you!) In one ear, I hear protestors going wild and police sirens. In the other ear, I hear water running and doors opening, footsteps, and doors closing.

Again, I'm about ready to cancel this whole thing, when in walks Sakura. (Sigh) What a breath of fresh air! Sakura is young. She is definitely not the 40-year-old gal that I read about on USA Rhode Island. Let me describe her from head to toe. She was sporting a brunette-red-auburn bob haircut. It was a bit like Mary Tyler Moore but shorter. She has an adorable face and a pretty smile. I think she is probably a size 0-2. By my standards, she is tiny but not breakable. She wore a thin black lacy g-string / thong covered by a black clubbing dress. Through it I could see her awesome ink work. That was a huge turn on for me. I love the cute girls with ink that you would never think or know have ink. I love knowing that you're the only one who has seen her tats. SAKURA HAS NATURAL C-CUP PANCAKE BREASTS! I was shocked by this – necessitating that I did a thorough inspection. Those lovely ladies came from her Momma! They ain't man-made! What a pleasant surprise. She also has pancake-ish brown nipples which I personally love. Sakura has one of those tight Asian booties that I fantasize about. (Sigh, Katie was lost in emotion just then). I'the say she was about 5'6-5'7. She is kinda tall for an Asian woman. Thus, she was barefoot? But, I'm glad she was barefoot. It made me feel better about taking off my socks. Anyhow, Sakura's feet and toes are LOVELY! She would be great for those with a foot fetish.

Alas, I'm not going to go into details but. Two things stick out. Sakura told me that I look like her ex girlfriend. Now. I know that many of us ladies use this line, but for me then, it worked. It allowed me to open up to her. Next Sakura IS A MASSAGE GIRL! She gave me a legit kick ass massage before other activities. I'the go to her for a legit back rub. She was GREAT on my lower back and feet. Again, I can tell that she actually does massage.

I'the like to note that this establishment was clean and operated in a timely fashion. Sakura, my bestGFE, speaks great fluent English and appeared to be under no 'obligation'. I became a member and I will repeat, alone and with my regs. I trust them and I'the vouch for them. I would highly recommend them for SO couples and hobby couples and other horny providers craving fish. Oh, and on the way out I see that they are decked with plenty of electronics. My ipad was safe the whole time! But, I did keep my handbag with me and it was totally cool. I tipped Sakura but not enough. Next time, I will tip her MUCH MUCH MUCH more. (Sorry Sakura, I didn't know better). You men can keep Blossom! I'the rather double and play with Sakura! BTW, Sakura = cherry blossom in Japanese! I'the be her George Washington and chop on that Bush ANY DAY!

Now, I can't wait to be back in NYC! Thank you to KingOtis and E4A for this most memorable and enjoyable life altering event!

Now, my AMP RI reg's eat your heart out!

Kisses,

Katie

(PLEASE. Only contact Otis for their contact info. I'm not skilled in the hobby enough to give that out at this time.)

Oh, and vote for King Otis in the Rookie of the year forum! And the NY HOY!

[QUOTE=BabblingHooker;1320302]If you follow my blogs then you know that I've been campaigning for months for someone to take me to an AMP. I love the Ladies and I love massage – it was clear to me that I'the love an AMP experience.Alas, after six months of my pleas, I resigned to defeat.[/QUOTE]Hi Babbling Hooker. First, excellent post. Now, to the guys. Seriously, six months and only one guy took her up on her offer! Wow. Katie, I am a new regular visitor to this particular thread. If you ever want to have another experience, I would be honored to accompany you. Feel free to drop me a private message anytime.

By way of introduction, I'm the guy who brought Katie for her first-ever rub-and-tug as detailed in her post below. I was unaware of this board's existence until she emailed me to say "I posted my review and everyone ois asking 'who the hell is kingotis? '" I've been active on other boards. I'm going to repost some of my recent contributions elsewhere to this board. I'm not entirely sure my style suits this particular forum, so feel free to tell me to get lost if I'm better off sticking to my usual boards.