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Glad to see some of you guys are starting to wake up.[URL]Tineye.com[/URL] can check your pictures to see if they are real. No way we should be paying top dollar for poor service. Since the economics are changing we have to make adjustments.
If backpage and Craig's have become cesspools we should treat these providers as slime.
[QUOTE=JjayBoy;1932679]This is like the story of my last few adventures LOL. Even tho I consider myself good at researching a chick before seeing her... I'm running into too many providers who are using fake pics. So of course I end up going through with it, donating top dollar, and having buyers remorse ltr LOL. The funny thing is, the last time I went to see a provider, I told myself I was going to turnaround if she wasn't the chick in the ad.. I ended up doing the deed anyway smh.
But yeah, a lot of guys like myself need to stop giving top dollar to "bottom of the barrel coochie".
Has anyone just flat out walked out on a chick who false advertised? That has to be awkward.[/QUOTE]
I had a day off awhile back, and wasted the whole damn day. Looking at ads, calling, driving, parking, calling again, getting the location, being told wait for 5 minutes...ALL that and saw four chicks who looked like they were living at a broke ass group home, and dressed like they going to the 24 hr laundry mat at 1 am in the morning in sweat pants and rollers in their hair, having the sex appeal of a homeless bag lady who needed a free pass to the Ricki Lake Show to get a free make over back in the day. I walked the f out on a total of four and did not give a damn. I refuse to be extorted because of fake pictures or a gassed up description.
Yeah, some will say you wasting their time...guys that's code to walk to the door and leave, the terminator is not going to show up and demand that you stay.
Since we talking about time, girlfriend you had the time to douche, shower, lotion up, clean up your spot and put on some body spray from Victoria Secret, Body Shop, Avon, Mary Kay, etc...get the picture...BUT you did not. You stayed on the phone trying to overbook appointments looking for suckers to fall for the BS. Now if your weave is smelly and twisted, and you have not showered, and you have not douched, and you have not trimmed or shaved, and your skin is dry and ashy, and you smell like cigarettes, and your floor, rug, bedroom, sheets, pillows, comforters, sink, toilette, and bathtub is dirty....well then girlfriend you wasting your time and everybody else's. And then you asking a cat to stop by the store to buy condoms...this shit is straight comical. Condoms are $3 dollars, come on.
Some of these girls need a step by step, booklet, to get your game on track, not your weave pushed back.
Guys make ya next move ya best move.
Now there was one weekend when I caught three stunners back to back to back. All 20 something, petite, curvy, phat apple ass, flat stomach, and body like a gymnast, track star. So there are diamonds in the rough for sure, so I refuse to blow loot, no matter how horny I am.
Those three diamonds in the rough were random luck, but I stayed and took the hr not the quickie, not the hhr. Be smart out there and support the chicks that come correct
[QUOTE=JjayBoy;1932679]This is like the story of my last few adventures LOL. Even tho I consider myself good at researching a chick before seeing her... I'm running into too many providers who are using fake pics. So of course I end up going through with it, donating top dollar, and having buyers remorse ltr LOL. The funny thing is, the last time I went to see a provider, I told myself I was going to turnaround if she wasn't the chick in the ad.. I ended up doing the deed anyway smh.
But yeah, a lot of guys like myself need to stop giving top dollar to "bottom of the barrel coochie".
Has anyone just flat out walked out on a chick who false advertised? That has to be awkward.[/QUOTE]Also, tell them straight up..."Are these your real pictures, because if they are not you know I am going to leave" Matter of fact, I am going to have your ad right on my phone when I come through".
Do not worry, when you leave, she will hoodwinked the next joker into coming over and eventually somebody will pay champagne prices for a Budweiser beer, and then regret it as they head back home.
[QUOTE=JjayBoy;1932679]This is like the story of my last few adventures LOL. Even tho I consider myself good at researching a chick before seeing her... I'm running into too many providers who are using fake pics. So of course I end up going through with it, donating top dollar, and having buyers remorse ltr LOL. The funny thing is, the last time I went to see a provider, I told myself I was going to turnaround if she wasn't the chick in the ad.. I ended up doing the deed anyway smh.
But yeah, a lot of guys like myself need to stop giving top dollar to "bottom of the barrel coochie".
Has anyone just flat out walked out on a chick who false advertised? That has to be awkward.[/QUOTE]If you can not walk on a fat ugly girl, it will be impossible to walk from a dime with a bad ass body. But who has a shitty attitude and worthless service, but to each his own.
[QUOTE=Whateva;1933445]I had a day off awhile back, and wasted the whole damn day. Looking at ads, calling, driving, parking, calling again, getting the location, being told wait for 5 minutes...ALL that and saw four chicks who looked like they were living at a broke ass group home, and dressed like they going to the 24 hr laundry mat at 1 am in the morning in sweat pants and rollers in their hair, having the sex appeal of a homeless bag lady who needed a free pass to the Ricki Lake Show to get a free make over back in the day. I walked the f out on a total of four and did not give a damn. I refuse to be extorted because of fake pictures or a gassed up description.
Yeah, some will say you wasting their time...guys that's code to walk to the door and leave, the terminator is not going to show up and demand that you stay.
Since we talking about time, girlfriend you had the time to douche, shower, lotion up, clean up your spot and put on some body spray from Victoria Secret, Body Shop, Avon, Mary Kay, etc...get the picture...BUT you did not. You stayed on the phone trying to overbook appointments looking for suckers to fall for the BS. Now if your weave is smelly and twisted, and you have not showered, and you have not douched, and you have not trimmed or shaved, and your skin is dry and ashy, and you smell like cigarettes, and your floor, rug, bedroom, sheets, pillows, comforters, sink, toilette, and bathtub is dirty....well then girlfriend you wasting your time and everybody else's. And then you asking a cat to stop by the store to buy condoms...this shit is straight comical. Condoms are $3 dollars, come on.
Some of these girls need a step by step, booklet, to get your game on track, not your weave pushed back.
Guys make ya next move ya best move.
Now there was one weekend when I caught three stunners back to back to back. All 20 something, petite, curvy, phat apple ass, flat stomach, and body like a gymnast, track star. So there are diamonds in the rough for sure, so I refuse to blow loot, no matter how horny I am.
Those three diamonds in the rough were random luck, but I stayed and took the hr not the quickie, not the hhr. Be smart out there and support the chicks that come correct[/QUOTE]Man I feel like such a fool for "going through with it" with a couple of providers even though their pictures were obviously fake. It's the time and effort that makes me just say screw it, lets get this over with. Between the miss directions, not picking up, location, nobody feels like going through that crap of finding another girl. But yeah, from now on I'm walking out on any chick who isn't the same girl in the pics.
But the thing is, a lot of these providers use fake / misleading pics. I've seen a ton of them, so I know how to research a chick. But I still find myself getting fooled from time-to-time.
[QUOTE=JjayBoy;1933620]Man I feel like such a fool for "going through with it" with a couple of providers even though their pictures were obviously fake. It's the time and effort that makes me just say screw it, lets get this over with. Between the miss directions, not picking up, location, nobody feels like going through that crap of finding another girl. But yeah, from now on I'm walking out on any chick who isn't the same girl in the pics.
But the thing is, a lot of these providers use fake / misleading pics. I've seen a ton of them, so I know how to research a chick. But I still find myself getting fooled from time-to-time.[/QUOTE]
Times are hard, so ugly chicks have found out that posting CL and BP ads is an easy way to make money. Question-Would an ugly girl get hired to work at a jumping strip club? No. An ugly chick, catching one dude slipping for the day can make as much as a fine big booty stripper. I have been a clubs where dimes are complaining they are not making enough money. Think about that for a second. Question-If a hot stripper can go to the club and leave without making the money she expected, then why should feel obligated to drop money on an ugly cl or bp chick.
Now here comes a booger bear posting fake ass pictures, if 20 guys come to see her and then 19 say fuck it and leave, she is still glad to get that one guy to stay. If she catch one cat slipping she did alright. Is that gonna be you? That is the question.
That same unattractive overweight provider, would be skin and bones at the strip club because nobody would be checking for her..period....Well in fact, she would make a few dollars, but she would not rack up. If the club is poppin and they have hot dancers she would not even get hired. So out of desperation and lack of options, she gonna post that fake pic and right a sexy freaky ad to get you worked up, setting dat ass up for the hustle. If the little head is weak for a few seconds she gotcha. Its like you go to the race track and place your money on the donkey and not the strong stallion.
When you at the club you give an ugly dancer a $1 so that she will leave you alone and not block you from getting at those dimes with the phat asses. So if you really feel bad drop a five or a ten and then get out of dodge. Remember you have to your hood pass and street cred, cause it can get crazy any minute any second.
And now because of the internet and deceptive use of fake pictures and crafty ads, guys feel like that have to keep an appointment knowing you would not try to get her number in the street and then try to tap that ass. Man some of those chicks could not get a car date, so CL and BP is a loop hole for them to make money by catching cats slipping. You know that saying...I better not catch him slippin.
If you were starving and went into a dirty restaurant and saw roaches would you pay $100 for a steak dinner and sit down and ask for the wine list.
Or if you tired and lazy and want to that relief, say, Look I am looking for a regular chick, she can even be a little overweight, I am not looking for a dime tonight. I have a shorty who I am cool with and we do our thing for 40 or 50 like at the quickie spot, so if that's cool with you we can do something. Cause you got to be a dime with a fat ass and a flat stomach in order to get more loot from me. They have to make a decision in that moment, do I get something instead of nothing? And you have to make a decision, am I going to be a sucker with my hard earned cash and feel awkward about leaving?
Trust me on this, if you walk, five minutes later you will feel great. No if you go ahead and see her five minutes afterwards you going to feel terrible.
So in general as a man you got to feel your best when you are chasing the cat, other wise it is no fun, whether it is in the hobby or civilian world. Real talk.
Saw this post by a member on the bestgfe website (no it wasn't me):
Sorry to get off topic a bit...just wanted to make you guys learn a lesson.
+19173254002: So little nigga kick rocks because I'm never seeing your broke ass ever 1:56 PM.
+19173254002: Sorry got to go no time for niggahs I don't want to meet 1:58 PM.
+19173254002: Whatever niggah I got your info so DO you NIGGAH6:02 PM.
+19173254002: Niggah please do you 6:08 PM.
+19173254002: Anyway bye little boy 6:09 PM.
+19173254002: Thanks niggah now run along and don't be mad I'm not seeing hahahaha fucked6:13 PM.
+19173254002: Your mothers fault she's the working girl you mad at really rt ?6:16 PM.
+19173254002: Thanks for the heads up and the voicemail so I can ask who recognizes this voice? Should I call tomorrow? 6:09 PM.
+19173254002: Funny you still texting me though? Why! Hahahaha cause you don't have a life? You mad I won't see the little blk boy ooooooohoooooooh6:24 PM.
+19173254002: Hehehehe and you wanted to see me? That's the funny shit? Well got to go like I said got a date! Buah bye! Hahahaha 6:31 PM.
I'm sure whoever responds to their post on that site will as usual come to the provider's rescue and be the true Captain Save A Hoe that they all are on the infamous website...
But anyway. A quick search tells you what comes up when you put the number in.
And how the culprit is one of the "high roller providers" who guys and the girls themselves always act like they are any better than these nasty streethoes and flaky backpage girls. Those texts she made she is basically a hoodrat in a "courtesan / model" body. The sad thing is that she will still get customers after all of this.
[QUOTE=Whateva;1933683]Times are hard, so ugly chicks have found out that posting CL and BP ads is an easy way to make money. Question-Would an ugly girl get hired to work at a jumping strip club? No. An ugly chick, catching one dude slipping for the day can make as much as a fine big booty stripper. I have been a clubs where dimes are complaining they are not making enough money. Think about that for a second. Question-If a hot stripper can go to the club and leave without making the money she expected, then why should feel obligated to drop money on an ugly cl or bp chick.
Now here comes a booger bear posting fake ass pictures, if 20 guys come to see her and then 19 say fuck it and leave, she is still glad to get that one guy to stay. If she catch one cat slipping she did alright. Is that gonna be you? That is the question.
That same unattractive overweight provider, would be skin and bones at the strip club because nobody would be checking for her..period....Well in fact, she would make a few dollars, but she would not rack up. If the club is poppin and they have hot dancers she would not even get hired. So out of desperation and lack of options, she gonna post that fake pic and right a sexy freaky ad to get you worked up, setting dat ass up for the hustle. If the little head is weak for a few seconds she gotcha. Its like you go to the race track and place your money on the donkey and not the strong stallion.
When you at the club you give an ugly dancer a $1 so that she will leave you alone and not block you from getting at those dimes with the phat asses. So if you really feel bad drop a five or a ten and then get out of dodge. Remember you have to your hood pass and street cred, cause it can get crazy any minute any second.
And now because of the internet and deceptive use of fake pictures and crafty ads, guys feel like that have to keep an appointment knowing you would not try to get her number in the street and then try to tap that ass. Man some of those chicks could not get a car date, so CL and BP is a loop hole for them to make money by catching cats slipping. You know that saying...I better not catch him slippin.
If you were starving and went into a dirty restaurant and saw roaches would you pay $100 for a steak dinner and sit down and ask for the wine list.
Or if you tired and lazy and want to that relief, say, Look I am looking for a regular chick, she can even be a little overweight, I am not looking for a dime tonight. I have a shorty who I am cool with and we do our thing for 40 or 50 like at the quickie spot, so if that's cool with you we can do something. Cause you got to be a dime with a fat ass and a flat stomach in order to get more loot from me. They have to make a decision in that moment, do I get something instead of nothing? And you have to make a decision, am I going to be a sucker with my hard earned cash and feel awkward about leaving?
Trust me on this, if you walk, five minutes later you will feel great. No if you go ahead and see her five minutes afterwards you going to feel terrible.
So in general as a man you got to feel your best when you are chasing the cat, other wise it is no fun, whether it is in the hobby or civilian world. Real talk.[/QUOTE]God bless you LOL. I have a whole new outlook on mongering now LOL.
I'm really thing just to try and control myself cause these girls now of days are not even keeping themselves up. Thinking about just hold on to my money and take trips to dr and go crazy over there. Hot girls cheap price they treat you nice let up take pics record. Want to set up somthing like that like twice a year LOL I know I'm go to fuck one or two girls on BP or CL. Just and idea for 2014.
[QUOTE=JjayBoy;1932679]This is like the story of my last few adventures LOL. Even tho I consider myself good at researching a chick before seeing her... I'm running into too many providers who are using fake pics. So of course I end up going through with it, donating top dollar, and having buyers remorse ltr LOL. The funny thing is, the last time I went to see a provider, I told myself I was going to turnaround if she wasn't the chick in the ad.. I ended up doing the deed anyway smh.
But yeah, a lot of guys like myself need to stop giving top dollar to "bottom of the barrel coochie".
Has anyone just flat out walked out on a chick who false advertised? That has to be awkward.[/QUOTE]I have done so. Some chick provided pictures and an even seperate website for her pictures of herself. Nice supple (SEXY HUGE) booty, slim waist and seemed to know how to work it. I call, though I never hear her voice, you can tell some voices go with certain people and hers did not fit the description. Strike 1.
I called her when I was nearby but confused on exactly where. She seemed very condescending on giving me crisp details only getting annoyed with my calls. Then when I am actually at the building, she tells me to wait for like 30 minutes and I don't ask. When no explanation is given, that probably means she's currently fucking a john. Plus when you talk back with her and ask her if she is ready and she says yes...30 minutes exactly, there is a high probability she did not even take the time to properly douche, let alone shower. Strike 2.
You get there and her body is nothing like the girl in the picture, looking aged for wear vs the pretty young thang in the picture (she put a lot of effort in seeming legit huh), even if she is wearing an all black dress and her booty is fat. I.E. Wrong looking woman AND unattractive...plus she refuses to show you the tats to prove it (told me goodbye when I asked to see a tattoo) Strike 3 I'm out of there.
Did not care if the booty is phat, a liar is a liar and the ugly ones are worse. Trust me boys, it's a little awkward to leave since you realized both of your times were wasted, but you're going to be happy when you have an extra amount of pocket change in your pocket. You might even go clothes shopping just cause.
[QUOTE=Jason371;1934809]I'm really thing just to try and control myself cause these girls now of days are not even keeping themselves up. Thinking about just hold on to my money and take trips to dr and go crazy over there. Hot girls cheap price they treat you nice let up take pics record. Want to set up somthing like that like twice a year LOL I know I'm go to fuck one or two girls on BP or CL. Just and idea for 2014.[/QUOTE]Me an 3 of my co workers allready have that plan in the works. Next year when that Income tax check come we on the plain to Dr. And you're right better looking girls an cheaper. Shit you can get it for free if you tell them you want to go to America. LOL all they have to do is unzip my pants an pull they green card.
[QUOTE=Estafador;1934842]I have done so. Some chick provided pictures and an even seperate website for her pictures of herself. Nice supple (SEXY HUGE) booty, slim waist and seemed to know how to work it. I call, though I never hear her voice, you can tell some voices go with certain people and hers did not fit the description. Strike 1.
I called her when I was nearby but confused on exactly where. She seemed very condescending on giving me crisp details only getting annoyed with my calls. Then when I am actually at the building, she tells me to wait for like 30 minutes and I don't ask. When no explanation is given, that probably means she's currently fucking a john. Plus when you talk back with her and ask her if she is ready and she says yes...30 minutes exactly, there is a high probability she did not even take the time to properly douche, let alone shower. Strike 2.
You get there and her body is nothing like the girl in the picture, looking aged for wear vs the pretty young thang in the picture (she put a lot of effort in seeming legit huh), even if she is wearing an all black dress and her booty is fat. I.E. Wrong looking woman AND unattractive...plus she refuses to show you the tats to prove it (told me goodbye when I asked to see a tattoo) Strike 3 I'm out of there.
Did not care if the booty is phat, a liar is a liar and the ugly ones are worse. Trust me boys, it's a little awkward to leave since you realized both of your times were wasted, but you're going to be happy when you have an extra amount of pocket change in your pocket. You might even go clothes shopping just cause.[/QUOTE]Congrats!
Freakin job well done!
All of those negative feelings, bad intuition, chick had you waiting, chick talking reckless on the phone, and all the while chick now she frontin on you.
She wasted your time so freak her.
All that delaying, and bull shitting is designed to wear you down so that you do not have the strength, intelligence and better judgment to just leave.
I know one thang for sure, and know you know it too. It felt great to walk away from the bull shit with your loot still in your pocket.
Guys who read this have NO EXCUSE at all to fall for this bullshit. You already know the scam and can't leave, that's some ole Forrest Gump type shit.
Hell do not even go all the way step past the door if you can not see that shortie is worth your time and donation.
No donations for chicks who do not respect the game.
[QUOTE=Night2;1935146]Me an 3 of my co workers allready have that plan in the works. Next year when that Income tax check come we on the plain to Dr. And you're right better looking girls an cheaper. Shit you can get it for free if you tell them you want to go to America. LOL all they have to do is unzip my pants an pull they green card.[/QUOTE]One word on your trip to DR. Go down to have a good time and show the ladies some love and respect. Do go down clownin and fuck it up for everybody.
No talking directly to you and your crew, just sayin to all cats in general. I have been and its official down there.
[QUOTE=Jason371;1934809]I'm really thing just to try and control myself cause these girls now of days are not even keeping themselves up. Thinking about just hold on to my money and take trips to dr and go crazy over there. Hot girls cheap price they treat you nice let up take pics record. Want to set up somthing like that like twice a year LOL I know I'm go to fuck one or two girls on BP or CL. Just and idea for 2014.[/QUOTE]Homie you just have to open a lot of oysters to find a real pearl.
There are some hidden gems in the BX. These ugly chicks are the big bad wolf, trying to get your money before you get to your grandmothers house where the dimes are.
As you know, they will say and do anything and are more cunning than a serial murderer when they trying to get your loot. They need some serious preparation and training to get a nickel from me. I am just spreading the word because too many inexperienced guys are suffering in silence getting hoodwinked by skeezers.
Now if a skeezer want to bless you with an Andrew Jackson quickie who cares if she is ugly and fat, but a Grant or Benji ah hell no.
Would you walk up to a fat, ugly, greasy, ashly, dirt ball female and offer a Grant or a Benjamin? No you would not.
So why are you doing it because she access to a computer, posted an ad with a fake pic, and gave you directions to her place?
I am thinking, I am here, you are hear, I came here for something, you are not what I had in mind. Ah, BYE.
I am leaving and she is not entitled to a damn cent.
[QUOTE=JjayBoy;1934393]God bless you LOL. I have a whole new outlook on mongering now LOL.[/QUOTE]My mind set out the gate is I AM WALKING. And 50% of the time I walk, and this is after careful research and looking at dozens of ad. I already know the game is fucked up. Question, can you go into a strip club and turn around and leave? Of course the answer is yes. You can go to another club close by or decide that the night is over.
Well the same applies to the hobby, unless you think a pimp name slick back is going to jump out the closet or from behind the curtain in the bath tub. LOL.
A pimp name slick back would be wise to let you leave and instead work on selling fresh ripe apples instead of struggling to sell rotten apples that no one is willing to buy.
Do not be afraid to walk. What will happen is that an ugly chick will blackball you, so that if you call the same number because she changed the picture she might not answer and the call will go to voice mail. LOL.
IMPORTANT and most IMPORTANT point of all.
If you walk, you stay calm, level headed, aware, notice your surrounding, notice all people in the area, and leave quietly with respect.
Do not get ghetto fabulous, do not start arguing and hollering. Be a gentlemen and leave without making a scene.
At the end of the day, you do not know what situation the lady is in or what she has been through. Chances are she really needs some money and is upset that her attempt to get some failed for whatever reason. Do not add insult to injury by blowing the situation up or talking crazy to her.
So in essence Come Correct and leave with Respect, whether you stay or not. The girls are real people, usually cool as hell and because they may escort do not let that lead you to judge them and then be disrespectful to them. Please understand when I leave it is in a non-threatening respectful way. No one wants to get caught up in no BS!