Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=CryMoarHoar;3153288]My first time going to CG on harbor blvd was not bad at all.

Parking was disaster and there was almost no space between cars.

Paid $10 at the door and mandatory $12 for two bottles of water, Jesus, most expensive water ever I have bought.

The place was pretty small but since it was a Tuesday night, there were not that many people.

I found out the girls were so much hotter that the gals out there on BP.

I knew most of the titts were fake, well, boobs still boobs.

I sat down for like only 7 minutes, a dark skin lady walked towards me and sat down next to me.

She touched me and asked if I wanted a dance.

I said nah she insisted.

I was like, okay, I got to have manners.

I only got $20 lap dance but she still managed to take off everything anyway.

Lots of touching and I was so stupid to wear jeans. You guys usually wear sport shorts right?

Later on after I went back out there, I saw a few way better looking girls but I don't feel like spending too much on the first experience.

Wow gals were so hot in here.

There was also 2 for 1 discount at the moment I was there.

I had a gal explain to me but I still don't get it.

Can someone explain to me?[/QUOTE]You pay for 1 song and she will dance for 2 song?

Dude,

Think of the money you are paying as tuition to learning about this hobby. Sure, you can read other people's comments and reviews on girls and strip clubs, but at some point you got to bite the bullet and experience things for yourself. Sure, paying $12 for 2 bottles of water is ridiculous, but have you been to Disneyland lately? And yes, you were offered a typical special of 2 dances for the price of 1. By the way, wearing jeans isn't nearly as bad as wearing khakis. Think about it.

Good luck!

Dutch.

[QUOTE=CryMoarHoar;3153288]My first time going to CG on harbor blvd was not bad at all.

Parking was disaster and there was almost no space between cars.

Paid $10 at the door and mandatory $12 for two bottles of water, Jesus, most expensive water ever I have bought.

The place was pretty small but since it was a Tuesday night, there were not that many people.

I found out the girls were so much hotter that the gals out there on BP.

I knew most of the titts were fake, well, boobs still boobs.

I sat down for like only 7 minutes, a dark skin lady walked towards me and sat down next to me.

She touched me and asked if I wanted a dance.

I said nah she insisted.

I was like, okay, I got to have manners.

I only got $20 lap dance but she still managed to take off everything anyway.

Lots of touching and I was so stupid to wear jeans. You guys usually wear sport shorts right?

Later on after I went back out there, I saw a few way better looking girls but I don't feel like spending too much on the first experience.

Wow gals were so hot in here.

There was also 2 for 1 discount at the moment I was there.

I had a gal explain to me but I still don't get it.

Can someone explain to me?[/QUOTE]

Went to Ecstasy late Friday night. $10 cover and $14 for two cokes. Place wasn't very crowded. Cute looking 30 ish Hispanic dancer approached me and she took me to the front area for a dance in a private area. Nice personality with soft skin with medium sized real breasts. She had stretch marks which were barely visible. Her dancing skills were above average. She seemed to be into it. She allowed lots of roaming but kept her hands to herself. Did one dance and then almost done with second dance and she wanted to know if I was going to be a good tipper.

Dances are $50 so I was already in for $100 with an above average dance. Second dance ended and I nicely told her I was done. We went to bar where there's a dude who you pay. I gave him $100 and the dancer asked for a tip. I reluctantly gave her $10 and I got the dirtiest look from her.

I grabbed my drink and left the place, just a big mood killer. I've noticed over the last few years that dancers are getting greedy and trying to get tips from guys. It's going to be a long time until I hit a strip club again.

[QUOTE=StuDoctor;3181849]Went to Ecstasy late Friday night. $10 cover and $14 for two cokes. Place wasn't very crowded. Cute looking 30 ish Hispanic dancer approached me and she took me to the front area for a dance in a private area. Nice personality with soft skin with medium sized real breasts. She had stretch marks which were barely visible. Her dancing skills were above average. She seemed to be into it. She allowed lots of roaming but kept her hands to herself. Did one dance and then almost done with second dance and she wanted to know if I was going to be a good tipper.

Dances are $50 so I was already in for $100 with an above average dance. Second dance ended and I nicely told her I was done. We went to bar where there's a dude who you pay. I gave him $100 and the dancer asked for a tip. I reluctantly gave her $10 and I got the dirtiest look from her.

I grabbed my drink and left the place, just a big mood killer. I've noticed over the last few years that dancers are getting greedy and trying to get tips from guys. It's going to be a long time until I hit a strip club again.[/QUOTE]Well, yes they're going to try and get tips. That's what they're doing. And, strip clubs have the lowest return on investment in the adult entertainment realm. Lots of cash with little guarantee of anything. I usually avoid.

I'm not big on strip clubs because the return on the money spent is not the best. I moved to the OC from LA and have to say, if you want your cash to go the farthest, go to King Henry 8. It is a little shady for the faint of heart and mostly black strippers. But you totally get your moneys worth. Check out the LA section for more info.

My days of going to strip clubs ended around 25 years ago, back when the Mustang strip club was still around in Santa Ana on HB, before it mysteriously burned down. Not only is the ROI usually poor, but the thought of going commando and wearing baggy shorts, then waddling to the bathroom to clean up the sticky mess around my crotch after nutting from a heavily perfumed dancer grinding my lap for a few songs, was no longer appealing to me.

Dutch.

[QUOTE=Tipisil;3197316]I'm not big on strip clubs because the return on the money spent is not the best. I moved to the OC from LA and have to say, if you want your cash to go the farthest, go to King Henry 8. It is a little shady for the faint of heart and mostly black strippers. But you totally get your moneys worth. Check out the LA section for more info.[/QUOTE]

So were you offered their famous. 60 oral exam at KH's? Did you go during the day, or at night? How many girls were working? Was there any cover charge or minimum number of drinks required? Some of their Yelp reviews are rather entertaining.

Dutch.

[QUOTE=Tipisil;3197316]I'm not big on strip clubs because the return on the money spent is not the best. I moved to the OC from LA and have to say, if you want your cash to go the farthest, go to King Henry 8. It is a little shady for the faint of heart and mostly black strippers. But you totally get your moneys worth. Check out the LA section for more info.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DutchTreat;3197371]So were you offered their famous. 60 oral exam at KH's? Did you go during the day, or at night? How many girls were working? Was there any cover charge or minimum number of drinks required? Some of their Yelp reviews are rather entertaining.

Dutch.[/QUOTE]I just like reading the LA section. Just steering people there since that's where I heard about it.

[QUOTE=Tipisil;3197986]I just like reading the LA section. Just steering people there since that's where I heard about it.[/QUOTE]I figure why not steer people there since OC and LA are super close to each other.

There's nothing wrong with spreading the love to other boards and threads. I enjoy lurking as much as the next guy. I was just curious about your own personal experience at KH8, that's all.

Dutch.

[QUOTE=Tipisil;3197988]I figure why not steer people there since OC and LA are super close to each other.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DutchTreat;3198065]There's nothing wrong with spreading the love to other boards and threads. I enjoy lurking as much as the next guy. I was just curious about your own personal experience at KH8, that's all.

Dutch.[/QUOTE]I have only been to one strip club in my life. Might go just to see all the fun. But so far its going good doing the online thing for me.

We should synchronize our watches and coordinate a field trip with a select group of mongers and hit up that place! It's probably be at least 20 years since I last set foot in a strip club. And there are several located near my office in Garden Grove. I used to frequent the Sugars chain of bikini bars in the 80's and 90's before they closed up most of them. All it took was a quarter in the jukebox and playing Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" to get the party started and warm up the girls. Great memories.

Dutch.

[QUOTE=Tipisil;3199241]I have only been to one strip club in my life. Might go just to see all the fun. But so far its going good doing the online thing for me.[/QUOTE]

I recently took a trip down to the good ol' Bird where I had the pleasure of meeting an amazingly gorgeous woman with a great personality by the name of the Blu. I actually caught her there a few weeks ago and passed up on her offer for some VIP fun. I've been thinking about her since and had to go back. I stopped by Monday around 5:30 and it was completely dead. There was maybe 1 other guy in there. It's not like what it used to be back in the day that's for sure. Waiting around a bit got a few dances from a girl named Red (Blu's friend) and tried to kill some time. I was about to leave when I saw her. We instantly connected and I wasted no time in taking her back to the VIP for some fun. I won't get into too many details other than to say it was 100% worth it. Hands down the best dancer I've seen in a long time. Aside from her perky breasts, flawless skin, beautiful face and huge (but not too big) booty, her personality is what really shined through. Not only was she was easy to talk to she was also so into the dances and her dirty talk did it in for me. I would repeat and recommend her to any old timers looking for a good time at the good ol' Bird.

100 + . 20 tip. She works day shifts Mon-Wed.

[QUOTE=FrankFurters;3253743]I recently took a trip down to the good ol' Bird where I had the pleasure of meeting an amazingly gorgeous woman with a great personality by the name of the Blu. I actually caught her there a few weeks ago and passed up on her offer for some VIP fun. I've been thinking about her since and had to go back. I stopped by Monday around 5:30 and it was completely dead. There was maybe 1 other guy in there. It's not like what it used to be back in the day that's for sure. Waiting around a bit got a few dances from a girl named Red (Blu's friend) and tried to kill some time. I was about to leave when I saw her. We instantly connected and I wasted no time in taking her back to the VIP for some fun. I won't get into too many details other than to say it was 100% worth it. Hands down the best dancer I've seen in a long time. Aside from her perky breasts, flawless skin, beautiful face and huge (but not too big) booty, her personality is what really shined through. Not only was she was easy to talk to she was also so into the dances and her dirty talk did it in for me. I would repeat and recommend her to any old timers looking for a good time at the good ol' Bird.

100 + . 20 tip. She works day shifts Mon-Wed.[/QUOTE]You do know that details would be appreciated, right?

Prices for lap dances and couch dance are so high in Ecstacy that the girls were not doing much business.

There were a few very hot, young girls, one claimed to be an MD from Argentina, waiting for medical school internship in US. A few others from Central America. This guy has connections to recruit and bring girls in those countries.

I heard the owners makes a lot of money from that place. He was sued many times by City of Santa Ana but always managed to stay in business. He probably hands out free samples to city councilmen regularly. Hehe.

[QUOTE=StuDoctor;3181849]Went to Ecstasy late Friday night. $10 cover and $14 for two cokes. Place wasn't very crowded. Cute looking 30 ish Hispanic dancer approached me and she took me to the front area for a dance in a private area. Nice personality with soft skin with medium sized real breasts. She had stretch marks which were barely visible. Her dancing skills were above average. She seemed to be into it. She allowed lots of roaming but kept her hands to herself. Did one dance and then almost done with second dance and she wanted to know if I was going to be a good tipper.

Dances are $50 so I was already in for $100 with an above average dance. Second dance ended and I nicely told her I was done. We went to bar where there's a dude who you pay. I gave him $100 and the dancer asked for a tip. I reluctantly gave her $10 and I got the dirtiest look from her.

I grabbed my drink and left the place, just a big mood killer. I've noticed over the last few years that dancers are getting greedy and trying to get tips from guys. It's going to be a long time until I hit a strip club again.[/QUOTE]