Massage Parlor Reports

If I told you there was a place where hot, busty, Euro girls would give you a massage and HS at your request, and that you would not like it and would not want to return, you would have called me crazy!

Almost a dozen recent bad reports, all mainly caused by disinterested girls.

I think it's time to stay away from there, guys. Although we are no longer in the spa 'glory days' of the late 90's, we have no reason to settle for this.

You have been warned. Expect no sympathy if you go and receive the same treatment reported by everyone else!

Come to think of it, I got shut down at the Bakery too. I stopped in one night and the girl looked at me and said "no one available tonight. " Unfortunately I never had a chance to get back there either.

Evidently I missed out on some good times at both places.[/QUOTE]Yes, the Asian lady was (is? ) the owner there, and action would definitely be curtailed if she was around.

Regardless, at any decent place that provides extras, repeat visits are a must to gain trust. I've been told that I look like a cop (though I'm in decent shape, so I don't actually qualify), and I always have to do some convincing.

In general, I find it best to be friendly and upfront, but subtle. Don't be the guy that's silent and just stares at them on the flip. That just creeps them out, and you look like the weird guy sitting in the corner at the strip club!

[QUOTE=Orangecrush]I'm in the same situation, living and working in the city, about 5 blocks from the place.

That was Jessica that walked in. She would vet all the mongers that came in. I got my first massage there from her and must have said/done the right things because her top came up and the rest was history. After that, she said I should just call and use the name "Uncle ______" when I called. Never had another massage from her. Never had less than a topless HJ, usually more, a lot more.

There was a Russian "film student" there, I forgot her name, after she left, Helen (a Polish girl with perfect tits) told me she was doing FS on Eros, but I never saw her picture in an ad. I know one of the phone numbers in my cell phone is hers, but I can't remember which one.[/QUOTE]

Last time I was there, it was called Good Morning Colonic and Jessica was no longer involved in the day-to-day operations. I got a dark-haired European who was dripping wet while I dined at the Y and really enjoyed herself. I think I heard that Pamela from Urban Lotus Touch is now in that location. According to a previous post, Pamela allows self-service, but that's as far as she'll go. Too bad. Otherwise, I'd be tempted to go back there and relive some old memories and try to make some new ones.

[QUOTE=PittPanther]If I told you there was a place where hot, busty, Euro girls would give you a massage and HS at your request, and that you would not like it and would not want to return, you would have called me crazy!

Almost a dozen recent bad reports, all mainly caused by disinterested girls.

I think it's time to stay away from there, guys. Although we are no longer in the spa 'glory days' of the late 90's, we have no reason to settle for this.

You have been warned. Expect no sympathy if you go and receive the same treatment reported by everyone else![/QUOTE]The problem we all face is finding that one EMP which gives a good massage and ending without us having to mortgage our houses. Places like the old Lakeview Holistic, spa34, and epc ( for the old mongers out there who still remember their numbers, mine was 144 :) ) are almost impossible to find, and traveling all the way out to belvidere is not an option for most of us. If anyone has a better location to visit, feel free to pm me the info.

I am new to this site but have been around the AMP scene for a few years. Thought you regulars might want to hear a report on Hong Kong a new place on Archer. They are just getting started but looks promising. Standard entry fee of $60 for one hour but extras might be had. Linda is older with some lbs. But does a great massage, just close your eyes and enjoy. Alice is skinny with an ass like a teenage boy. She gives a good massage as well.

Just be polite, talk to them like you know the game, and see what happens next. 2 to 3 girls right now. Don't go with the little, chubby one, I hear she is conservative, if you get my meaning.

Well, this isn't much of a first post, but here goes.

I have been looking for a good EMP in the Des Plaines/Niles area, and saw an ad on CL Therapeutic for a place on Milwaukee near Howard. It was actually mentioned here once (by SpaSearch), and I had the same luck as him.

The girls there are indeed hot, and the massage was decent (a little light for my taste), but you can't beat the price they have going right now. If someone has any luck there, I'd like to know the secret.

Another strike out was in Des Plaines. There is a euro woman offering massage out of a nail place (near white hen on Lee). I have seen her several times, but no hint of anything extra.

When I was younger, my first trip to a AMP was successful beyond my imagination, and I have had shitty luck ever since.

Anyway, if anyone has some success stories for EMPs in/around the O'Hare area, feel free to let me know.

You've gotta love the name, but I just don't associate it with a hot Euro babe running her hands across my body. Maybe that's the idea.

Belvidere? Fagatboutit. Hardly worth the drive. Moreover, on the return trip, by the time I'd approach Schaumburg I'd have wood again. It's vicious. Although, the last time I was there. Back around 2001, the girl was kind enough to grant me two pops. Nevertheless, in my opinion, it ain't worth the resources to hightail it out there.

Decided to visit place across the street from burger king on Ashland for the first time since I read so many reports on a girl named Joselyn. Went there on my recent business trip two weeks ago to the Chicago area thanks to all the useful information provided in this forum I was able to quickly identify Joselyn as soon as I walk in and requested her for the massage. She quickly grabbed my arm and took me down the stairs to a small massage room on the lower level. I had a great time with her. The massage was not what I expected or what I am used to getting back in the sunshine state, it was more of a rub. But I can say she showed me a great time (you guys have a wild one in Chicago) at a very reasonable price. She even gave me her personal cell number so I can call her directly next time I was in town.

During my recent business trip to Chicago I also had the chance to stop by the Sunset Spa in Bensenville, IL. This place was a bit more upscale then the place I visited on Ashland. Door fee was 70 for the hour. They had some real hot looking Latina girls. I went on a Tuesday afternoon and they had about five hotties to choose from. (I must say it was a tough choice they were all hot and looked like models). It must have been a slow day cause the all seem eager for me to choose them. I finally chose Selena a hot Mexican petite girl with a great body in her early twenty's, she was dressed in the sexiest attire, she was very friendly, talkative and knew what she was doing. She had great hands and was willing to go a couple of extra miles to show me a great time. I gave her a well deserved tip (not requested nor negotiated). I had such a great time with Selena that I had to stop by to see her again before leaving the windy city and I must say my second visit was no different then my first. This place I really enjoyed wish we had places like this one back home.

My overall trip to the windy city was a success. Guys treat your therapist with respect tip her well and you will get rewarded. I just got back home and I am already looking forward to my next visit to the windy city. Stay warm guys!

Did anyone see the photo of one of the Senina girls in the Trib this morning. My SO points out the photo to me reading the paper this morning of an Asian woman shovelling in her flip flops.

Someone asked the question of what I tip for a 4 hand. I am somewhat unsure of this myself but usually tip .4 for 2 hand and .7 for 4 hand. 6 hand I guess would be a tip of $.

What do you guys think should be the correct tip?

Yes, front page of metro section.

LOL

I went to Body and Soul last nite on the way home from work. Since the traffic was so slow moving I decided to go in for a little fun. This was my third visit and each time I've gone it gets better and better. The cost is $. 7 for one hour massage. I paid the mamasan and was asked if I wanted a shower. Of course I said yes. I undressed and was led into the shower by this petite Korean lady named Mimi. She's probably in her forties but has a smokin body. She scrubbed me down real good and paid close attention to the boys and undercarriage. She then led me to the sauna room to dry off more completely. Once I was finished in there it was off to the massage room. She gave a real good hard massage to the point she as walking on back. It was awesome. She then put a towel over the lamo to dim the lights. The massage became real light in touch. I was starting to feel real good. She then started to lick my feet all the way up my body to my ears. She played with my boys and undercarriage. She started to lick the boys which at this point was driving me crazy. This lasted a little longer and she told me to flip. When I did she was completely nude! What a sight. She asked of I wanted a HJ. I agreed and she got some lotion and went to work. She was licking the Boys and stroking and I didn't last real long. I popped all over her hand. She cleaned me up, I got dressed, I tipped her $. 3, with a hug and a smile I was off into the Chicago winter. All in all a great time was had by all for a mere $1.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]Alice is skinny with an ass like a teenage boy.[/QUOTE]

Jesus Christ, this is NOT the image I want in a potential masseuse!

[QUOTE=Tee Time]Did anyone see the photo of one of the Senina girls in the Trib this morning. My SO points out the photo to me reading the paper this morning of an Asian woman shovelling in her flip flops.[/QUOTE]LOL!

So, how did you handle it (the question by the SO)?

Did you st-st-stutter? Break out in a cold sweat? Start an argument to deflect attention?

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Yes, front page of metro section.

LOL[/QUOTE]
I didnt see her. Maybe a different metro section