Nothing has gotten better
The old Vietnam vet made a decision yesterday to jump back in the game.
So today I decided to set up some hook-ups. Here is how It tuned out.
15 text messages sent.
6 were scammers looking to sell videos or pictures.
When I told them you can get porn videos on the internet for free. They replied "yes but they are not of me" talk about golden pussy syndrome, why pay for something you can get for free.
6 messages no reply.
1 message was " come to my hotel and text me when you are here" . You guessed I. No reply once I got there.
2 Eros girls with GPS tuned out one was in Charlotte (too far to drive).
One in Greensboro is now only offing erotic massage only.
On top of that all of the Eros girls have terminal GPS Syndrome.
Thought about Jessie Mae, Bella Skye, Kyra, and Salena but I have been there done that.
Results: the good old days are gone forever. I will just watch porn on my tv and play with my ding a Ling (old chuck berry song).
THINK OF ALL THE MONEY I WILL SAVE.