Massage Parlor Reports

So its been a while since I last posted but I went to Eastern Spa & Massage on Central Fla Pky and got my usual cindy. When I walked in there was another lady on the couch on the ipad and I could have swore she was on USA since the colors of the reflection looked like it but I could be wrong. Anyways Cindy comes from the back and pid my usual fee the place smelt like they been deep frying some nasty food and the entire place smelt like shit.

The massage was so so 5/10 and on the flip she gave me the usual ending with limited roaming. Even though I been there about half dozen times I don't think she has a open menu.

Stay safe.

Decided to go for a last minute massage Saturday afternoon and found myself at Asahi in Altamonte. First time visiting (although of course I'd been there before when they asked). Luck of the draw gave me phoebe, a 40 ish spinner type.

Opted for the hour. Lots of good attention to the right places during the table shower. The massage was a bit different. She put some kind of pad over me, then a bunch of hot wet towels on that, then proceeded to give a decent massage while standing on me. Not the greatest, but certainly not the worst I've ever gotten. The handshake was standard with OTC roaming. 8 house fees with std. 4 tip.

CJX.

I had already set up an appointment last week with this lady when A2 stated that a post saying she was worth seeing was actually from her or one of her friends. After a couple of mongers stated that she really was worth seeing, I kept the appointment for Black Friday. She had been pleasant on the phone and was willing to accommodate my plans for the day so I went ahead with the appointment. I liked her incall in Longwood. It looked like a doctors office and she was the only tenant. This offered a lot of privacy.

I will not go into great detail but it was a pleasant experience that I would repeat. She got comfortable shortly after she started the massage. After the session was over, she said to leave whatever I thought was fair and I left 120 for the massage and tip. Senior members and active new members can PM me for details.

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Stay Safe,

TM.

[QUOTE=Wetlines;2276050]Law Dog.

I saw her. She is really into toys and various appliances like a weird metal head strap on mouth gag and various items suitable for insertion (some of which were scary). While she is very attractive I got the sense she gets off on seeing how far some guys will allow her to go in her weird suggestions just in the hope that some more traditional activity might be then allowed. She has no intention, as far as I could tell, of providing a normal date (though you do get relief) I got the impression she was amused by seeing me get wide eyed and apprehensive with her suggested kink and she would have been really amused if I was willing to allow her go for it. I imagined her laughing with friends telling them what she convinced some some guy to do all in the hopes of something more standard. If you are interested in the toys she would be a great date. If you are not then you may be like me who found too over the top. Having said that I found her very pleasant personally and of course truly gorgeous. The deal about her displaying computer photos of her in various provacative acts is also true. She loves knowing men get hot and bothered over her.[/QUOTE]Sorry it took me so long to get this, but I appreciate the info. I almost spit out my soda when I pictured your eyes bugging out when she went for the headstrap donger. She does look very pretty and I love the self-depricating humor you shared. Thanks again for sharing. For those that were wondering this is the hot MILF'why Heather in Lake Mary no to be confused with the other crazy ones but I think she fits right in with our collection of Kookie Heathers. Be safe -- Dog.

I had in the past stopped by this little place on JYP just south of Ritz Carlton / Marriot Grande Lakes, almost in Hunter's Creek. Previously was able to get a rub and tug for reasonable rates 75 for hour and standard AMP tip. When I stopped by recently, I got a newish girl (sorry I suck with Asian names) thin, mid 20's nice shapes. She entered wearing scrubs (historically a bad sign indicating straight out of massage school). At first I had signed up for 30 minutes but things were progressing well despite some, now obvious, bad signs. She had me draped lightly with thin sheet but she preformed Ashaii (back walking) so this is standard. But when she did legs she kep sheet on and adjusted as she went high up the the leg. On the flip, after I agreed to the hour she covered the boys and I was not happy. She was very complimentary of my shape and size. She had allowed plenty of otc roaming and I thought we were a green light for a happy finish. Alas, this was not true and the rumors of my pending happiness were premature. I sulked away blue and mumbling four letter words under my breath. All in all she was a pleasant tormentor but I do not think I will repeat. -- Dog.

Paid a visit to Luxsa over the weekend. Was tended to by a new Hispanic girl Khloe. All in all ok, did not show enthusiasm, not as good as my previous visits with the other girls. Will definitely someone else if I go there next time.

I saw Chanel at Jackie's place recently. The session was awesome, and Chanel is definitely a great provider. The problem I have is that my ATF Jackie has such a nice place now, her rates have gotten out of hand. (Excuse the pun). 160 an hour is supposed to be a flat rate, but the last 3 ladies I have seen there upsell big time just to take their clothes off, let alone any extras. It was never like this with Jackie. I gave Chanel 2 and had a great B2 B rub, but still standard ending. I don't look for full service, but those rates would get full service some places!

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75/ Hour Was taken to a room and did the usual drill. Slim Asian women of about 45 came in, wish the hot chick at the counter did but oh well. Table shower was nice and then back to the room. Massage was Oka t best but was able to roam at will. Once I had her naked I pulled her on the table for some fun. She lubed up Mr Happy for some sliding action, then covered it up for missionary. Was pretty good and her body was tight. She seemed to enjoy it by the amount of wetness.

All in all was a good experience, place was nice just prefer a younger woman. Tipped 140 then woke up back at home.[/QUOTE]The girl at the counter does massages too, guess your timing was just off.

[QUOTE=Meyou789;2285593]The girl at the counter does massages too, guess your timing was just off.[/QUOTE]I'm assuming that means you've had the pleasure? Care to share your experience if so?

My business had a good November, so I had some money to burn and thought I'd TOFFT. Well, I'm not really all that altruistic. Actually, I figured I'd get my rocks off. I figured wrong. But I did TOFFT.

Sofia is her name (if I remember correctly) and she operates out of her house on the east side near Curry Ford and Chickasaw. I rang the bell and heard kids being shooed into a back room and dogs barking. The door opened just a crack and a strong dog odor poured through it. I should have left right then, but I'm not that bright.

She opened the door a little wider, while holding two large dogs back. Very friendly dogs, I should say. I walked through them into a room immediately on the left. The dog smell was really overpowering, like she lets them pee in the corners. She asked for $80. I paid, she left, and I undressed. She came in and started in without covering me with a towel, a promising sign. But that was as close as I was going to get to anything promising.

She's an old lady, a grandmother, actually, and her daughter and granddaughter were both in the house during the massage. She didn't want to be touched and when I guided her hand toward the fun zone, she pulled back sharply. So I just settled in for the no-tip massage. Even that sucked. I will say she gave me my full hour, but that itself was a punishment, what with the ridiculously potent dog smell. To add injury to insult, there was ample evidence that this gal never does laundry, and I was lying in intimate contact with the skin cells and bodily fluids of many before me.

In summary, the place stinks and is filthy, there is no service, and the "massage" sucks. Of course I will not return.

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After my fiasco with Sofia, I decided I no longer wanted to TOFFT but still needed to get my rocks off, so I headed for an old faithful, the Bamboo Garden on Osceola in Kissimmee. This is an AMP, but unlike most AMPs, you can depend on getting consistent service visit after visit. I paid the $80 admission fee for an hour, used the rest room and availed myself of the pre-rub shower. I felt the creepy, crawlies from the place I just came from and wanted a good scrubbing.

I drew Coco, an overweight Korean in her mid-30's. Nothing special to look at, but the massage was fantastic and she took care of me nicely after. They allow UTC roaming and offer a hand finish, but not much more, as far as I can tell. I got my free bottle of water, tipped $40 and left relaxed and happy.

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I go by this place often but decided to stop in last week. Was met at the door by Jenny. She is an attractive Korean, guessing somewhere between 35-45, very nice figure. Probably 5'5", buck twenty, be cups. I made a couple of requests about the massage and she obliged perfectly. I got one of the best massages I've had in a long time. The ending was fairly standard. Topless HJ. I made a couple of requests at the end and she accommodated those as well. I got an hour and our time ran over 10-15 minutes but she never said anything about it. The damage was 80/60.

NH.

I was on my way to Skylers house when my burner died. Sorry Skyler. I'll make it up to you.

But I found a way to book a massage via email from a new UTR that turned out to be the best massage experience of my life bar none! She doesn't want to be reviewed but if you PM me and I know you or don't think your a dick I'll pass along the info. Service was a 10 and looks a 10. I'm sure she is YMMV she even said so and I think she liked me but I don't think you can go wrong.

KC.

Anyone know what really happened to Heidi and Jessica at Ihop? Have they resurfaced anyway yet? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Jimhatz;2286722]Anyone know what really happened to Heidi and Jessica at Ihop? Have they resurfaced anyway yet? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Yes. Pm me.